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At work today, I took a bit of a long lunch. When I came back, I thought the office was empty. It turns out that they were actually having the year's most important meeting. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lunch office meeting )

At work today, my boss claimed he was building a "solarium" in his house. We asked him what it was. Of course, he couldn't explain it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( solarium ask house )

At work today, I put out a dish of candy for customers. Word of advice- you can take one piece of candy. Not the whole bowl. I'm dumbemployed.

by fanbeltsrus on 11/07/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( candy dish bowl )

At work today, I had a woman yell at me. "Do you see how mad I am?" The problem was that she had so much botox, I could see how mad she was. I didn't ask. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/07/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( yell woman botox )

At work today, I wwas collecting movie tickets. Fun. I saw at least twelve kids sneak into R rated movies. Technically, I'm supposed to enforce the rules, but I don't get paid enough. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( movie tickets fun ratings )

At work today, my manager called all of us into the kitchen. "One thing," he said. "I need to emphasize that you should not be licking the spoons before you give them to our guests." This is an actual problem? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/07/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( kitchen licking spoons )

At work today, my business partner revealed he's taken a job in New York. He wasn't going to tell me until I found the airplane tickets on my credit card statement. Yikes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( business partner new york job )

At work today, I relaxed my eyes for a few moments at the cash register. When I opened them, there was a line 7 customers deep. Whoops. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/09/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cash register line customers )

At work today, I shared a dirty joke with my boss. He laughed while he was next to me. After that, he wrote me up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dirty joke laughing wrote up )

At work today, I shook my head more times than I can count. Does it make sense that instead of desks, we sit at filing cabinets? And yet we don't have files? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( filing cabinet sit cabinets )

At work today, I gave a customer a to go box for their Chinese Food. They also wanted a glass of water- to go. Does anyone do that? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( to go box chinese )

At work today, I examined my paycheck. You know those extra hours I worked? My punch card didn't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( paycheck hours punch card )
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