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by anonymous on 03/14/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) PermalinkAt work today, I needed to translate an instruction manual from English to Spanish. Fun! My boss came over to my desk and looked at it. "Me Habla Spanish," he said and winked at me. No, sir, you don't habla. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( english spanish translate )
by anonymous on 03/13/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) PermalinkAt work today, my boss announced he was establishing a company gym membership plan. At first, I was really excited. Then I saw the gym. It was an exclusive boxing training area. My boss boxes. Nobody else does. It's great for him, I guess. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( gym boxing training )
by oakenthrone on 03/16/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, we installed a new security camera system in the building. It looks like we needed it. We didn't catch any criminals or anything like that. But we did see the CEO hooking up with a prostitute in the parking lot. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( security camera ceo prostitute )
by hagu_murakami on 03/14/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, I had a skinny waif come in to our hot dog stand. She asked for a real Chicago style hot dog. Then she proceeded to ask that there be no mustard, relish, lettuce, tomatoes, or bun. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( skinny hot dog chicago )
by anonymous on 03/14/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, one of our biggest readers requested a used book we didn't have. Still, I was impressed by his taste and promised to get it for him. The next guy in line wasn't so good. He wanted to get a "first edition" of the daVinci Code. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( reader books davinci )
by anonymous on 03/18/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, I think my boss finally realized that morale is pretty low because of the recession. He could change our policies, our pay, or our approach to team building. Instead, he decided to buy us candy for one day. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( morale candy team )
by anonymous on 03/16/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) PermalinkAt work today, a customer lost her wedding ring while she was sampling furniture in our store. We searched for hours to try and find it. We never did, but tried hard. Guess who is suing the store? I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( wedding ring furniture lawsuit )
by anonymous on 03/13/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) PermalinkAt work today, this really posh looking guy came into our free clinic. We didn't know what he was doing there. He had pink eye. Turns out he was too embarrassed to show his regular doctor. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( free clinic pink eye posh )
by anonymous on 03/13/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) PermalinkAt work today, we discovered some interesting documents in the trash. Notes between secretaries about how they were looking for new jobs. Apparently, they don't think they'll keep their current ones. The problem is that I'm their boss. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( notes trash secretary )
by anonymous on 03/15/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, I spoke to our Chief Financial Officer, who is apparently eyeing a number of cuts in services. Like, you know how we get paid during lunch now. That's about to be a thing of the past. Hello 8.5 hour days. My life just got shorter. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( cfo lunch unpaid )
by anonymous on 03/14/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, I was supposed to watch the subway turnstiles to make sure none of the people jumped them. I saw somebody and started chasing after him but got stopped by my coworker. "Don't mind him," he said. "That's my brother." I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( turnstiles subway nepotism )
by anonymous on 03/16/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, I was a little hesitant about leaving early, but everyone insisted that it was totally fine. I cut out ten minutes early. Thirty minutes after that, I received a text message. Apparently, my supervisor thought that I had suddenly quit. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( leaving quit supervisor )
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