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At work today, I called my boss to ask when and where I could meet him to get my check since it's Friday, I needed the cash, and he was apparently "Working from home." He pauses a moment, then responds "What check?" Um, construction project engineer is NOT a volunteer job, sir. I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 11/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( volunteer check payday )

At work today, someone asked if we have any meals without meat. I work at KFC. I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 11/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( kfc meat vegetarian )

At work today, I started getting anxious about the release of Windows 7. I upgrade all our software. I got my hands on a demo and started going- and then immediately crashed the system. I've stayed up all night reversing the changes to Vista. Which I hate. I'm dumbemployed.

by wanaseebones on 11/13/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( windows it upgrade )

At work today, I felt like I was talking to an eight year old. Every time I said something about our distribution plan, he said "Why?" It was why, why, why all day. I wasn't talking to an eight year old though. He's our regional supervisor and makes 30k more than me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/16/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( distributors regional why )

At work today, I looked outside because I heard some loud music. About ten kids were walking in a line, playing hip hop from boom boxes held up to their ears. It was like time traveling. I wish I could have time traveled to the end of work and joined them. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/16/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( boom box eighties loud )

At work today, I left something in the microwave about a minute too long because I was on a sales call. When I got to the kitchen, my boss was standing over my plate, glaring. "You don't care about this company," he said. I just closed a 30,000 dollar sale. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sales microwave kitchen )

At work today, I was riding in the elevator and my boss saw the Shampoo I bought. She started making the "Oh" noises like in Herbal Essence commercials. I told her my Shampoo was actually a different brand than the commercials. "What commercials?" she asked. I'm dumbemployed.

by madmax2000 on 11/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( shampoo herbal essence commercials )

At work today, one of our customers came inside with fake fangs on. I asked him what he was doing. "Don't look at me," he said. "I'll only hurt you." I'm officially done with the vampire trend. At least I didn't get bit. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( fangs vampires bit )

At work today, we were administering blood tests in the lobby. It went alright. Then I saw one of the customers eating cookies in the lobby. He didn't give blood. But when I approached him, he did tell me he was hungry. I'm dumbemployed.

by gabigurl on 11/14/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( blood bank cookies donating )

At work today, my manager brought in her five year old to work. He may be the cutest human being I've ever met. And I got to watch my boss yell at him all day. She is even worse with him than the employees. I wish it were the other way around. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/14/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( kid cute yelling )

At work today, my boss showed up to work after lunch with an interesting change. She has a Chinese symbol tattooed on her ankle. Since I sit next to her, I got to spend all day watching the skin peel. I don't want to ask what it means. It's not worth it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/14/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tattoo symbol chinese )

At work today, I was on the phone to set up phone service for our jobsite trailers and for our main office. I was talking for a good 15 minutes detailing our needs. I hung up and my boss, sitting next to me, tells me we don't need phones in the trailers. Little slow there, bud? I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 11/13/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( phone trailers slow )
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