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At work today, my coworker asked me to fix his monitor. "It's broke, it's broke!" he shouted. Then I turned it on. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (16) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( monitor computer broken )

At work today, a coworker arrived an hour late and took a 45 minute break during a shift that was originally five hours. You do the math. Two hours before his shift ended he asked if he could leave an hour early. Sad thing is, he's never been written up. I'm dumbemployed.

by Coolerking on 09/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( work coworkers break )

At work today, I tried to get in touch with a local government source for my paper. 3 hours later, I'd heard about his grandkids, his grout, and his minor league baseball predicitons. But not about the new commercial zoning plans. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( reporter paper government )

At work today, I nicked myself while shaving and cut my neck. I put a bandaid over it. When I came into work, my coworker turned white and pointed at me. "A vampire got you!" she said. I'm not sure if she was joking. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( vampire shaving bandages )

At work today, the 24 year old boy wonder came up with a plan for me: more overtime. He doesn't understand some of us have a family and commute. He also doesn't understand life after puberty. Little jerk. I'm dumbemployed.

by sveta_sz on 09/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( young commute puberty )

At work today, I had a typical day as a government employee. Three forms. 2 subforms. 1 resubmission. And 0 things actually accomplished. I was simply ordering office supplies. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( government office supplies forms )

At work today, I noticed that the fundraising thermometer at our store looked suspiciously high. I asked a cashier about it. "Oh yeah," she said. "I added 10,000 to the count. I thought it'd make everybody a little happier." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fundraising thermometer 10 000 )

At work today, I got to write my first movie review for an alt weekly! I love the idea that I'm getting paid to do it. I love it a little less that my first shift includes 3 movies, all of which made me want to gouge out my eyes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( movies reviews gouge )

At work today, my supervisor locked himself in his office all day because of a "big project." Later on, we snuck in when he was in the bathroom. His computer screen was set to Match.com. I guess it is important...I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( online dating project computer monitor )

At work today, a new group of recruits came in. I shave their heads. And then I clean up the hair. At the end of the day, I had 5 garbage bags worth of hair. And that's because I'd thrown five away already. I'm dumbemployed.

by softersins on 09/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hair shave military )

At work today, we released a new coupon that was supposed to be "Buy One Get One Free." A customer came in, bought one, got one free, and then tried to return the one he bought. It doesn't work like that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/13/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( coupon buy return )

At work today, I received an email from a woman in our company. The previous email from her was "I'll get back to you in a sec." That was a month ago. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( woman email sec )
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