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At work today, we had the first genuinely hot day in a while. My boss is pretty sexy (which I like), but today she went overboard. The skirt she was wearing was long enough. But the shirt she was wearing showed more than half her stomach. It was awesome and totally inappropriate. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( heat sexy stomach )

At work today, my boss called me at 7:45am to make sure I was in the office today. It's now 3:30 and he has yet to even show up. He also hasn't paid me for the last 4 weeks of work. I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 04/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( unpaid late checking in )

At work today, my boss said that we should be using our laptops at work in order to save money. I don't have a laptop. I have a lousy iMac. He said he didn't care. So tomorrow I get to bring 1998 into the office. It's not so pretty anymore. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( imac computer 1998 )

At work today, we were discussing Montana in the middle of a meeting, totally unrelated to everything else. I said that I'd never been there. "Neither have I," my boss whispered. "And I'll never go back there. Never again." We changed the subject out of fear. I'm dumbemployed.

by kagamichin on 04/27/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( montana dark secrets of the night meeting )

At work today, this group of girls was arguing over who was the worst student. They were shopping for clothes and incredibly loud. I only heard a bit of it, but one of them shouted that "I can hardly even read! You know that." The other girls nodded. I'm dumbemployed.

by wanderman_lj on 04/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( student illiterate sad )

At work today, I spilled three plates on myself. That would have been awkward enough, since our restaurant is a pretty nice one. But unfortunately it was worse than that. They weren't really plates. They were bowls. Of soup. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( restaurant spill soup )

At work today, I changed a reservation at our hotel. Apparently, this guy calling in had called off the marriage to his fiancé. He was going to come here for his honeymoon. The change to his reservation was that he made it for a week longer. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/25/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( reservation fiance honeymoon )

At work today, I made a no shirt no shoes no service sign as a kind of joke. Well, turns out it wasn't so funny. I encountered more one person knocking on the window claiming that we'd turned them away. It's not like we're near a beach. We're just hicks. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/28/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( no shirt no shoes no service )

At work today, this one guy's phone kept going off and the ringtone played literally forever. After a while I went over there and tried to ask him what the deal was. "I'm hard of hearing," he said eventually. Then why did he have his phone ring instead of vibrate? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/27/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ringtone hearing deaf )

At work today, I found out that a real jerk is getting a promotion and will become my boss. I was nervous, but I asked one of our VPs why it had happened. "He just has a mature approach," he said. The jerk is younger than I am. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/28/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( vps mature younger )

At work today, I texted my girlfriend about half the time while I was working the drive thru. Obviously, that didn't work too good. So my manager saw me doing it and took the phone from me. He said I needed to earn it back. I don't get paid enough for that! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( text phone paid )

At work today, the rain just didn't stop the entire time. Our shop is pretty old, and water began leaking in from the roof. I set a huge bucket underneath a drip at 3PM. By five, I was taking it out back to dump. The weird thing is the water was a little brown. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/25/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( rain leaking bucket )
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