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At work today, I began to see patterns in a lot of banking transactions. I called over my boss and asked him if their might be money fraud occurring. He looked at the numbers and then back at me. Then he explained that the numbers I was seeing were called “interest.” I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/26/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( banks fraud interest )

At work today, while doing body measurements, I was told to lie to customers if they had gained inches on their waist, and just write down the previous number. So how will they know there's something wrong with their fitness program if we don't tell them? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb

At work today, my boss finally returned from his trip to Thailand. We all knew what he went there for, but it was still a shock to see him in person. I think he looks good. Before he went to Thailand, his name had been Suzanne. We bought him a tie clip to welcome him back. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( thailand sex change tie clip )

At work today, I was supposed to chart weather patterns in southern California for the previous six months. It was a little dull after the fourth hour. Later, a coworker came over and revealed that I was supposed to be recording stats for northern California instead. I’m dumbemployed.

by sephkimara on 02/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( weather california statistics )

At work today, we were having a discount- a buy one get one free thing. We had a customer come in, buy two TVs, then try to get a refund on it. We asked for both back and the person refused. He shouted at me. "You said it was buy one get one free." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( discount tvs refund )

At work today, we were putting together the finishing touches on an analysis of a soon to be bankrupt financial firm. It was an OK case study, but had taken way too long. Then my coworker turned on MSNBC. Guess which company’s getting a bailout? We have to redo the entire paper. I’m dumbemployed.

by mad_strawberry on 02/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( banks analysis msnbc )

At work today, we had ESPN on the television the entire time. Our manager is a new guy who’s a friend of the owners. Basketball, baseball, football- it didn’t matter, he watched it all with the volume cranked. Oh, I forgot to mention that we work at a manicure shop. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( espn sports manicures )

At work today, we were all called into the conference room to listen to my boss. He was teleconferincing in from somewhere in California. At one point, the camera on the laptop slipped down a bit. Guess who was pantsless? I'm dumbemployed.

by fabricate_fiend on 02/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( teleconference california pantsless )

At work today, I met a couple of people who wanted to get Vegemite for their food. Our restaurant is in South Dakota, and they were from Australia. One of them grinned without teeth and said they wanted to try the Dakotas’ cuisine. I don’t think even Vegemite can fix our food. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( vegemite australian resident )

At work today, my boss decided that our daycare center would become the first to let the kids determine when they took their naps. Yeah, that was a great idea. We had children bouncing off the walls the entire time. At least they were tired for the parents. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( daycare children parents )

At work today, a new place opened next door to us in the mall. It's apparently Japanese inspired. You put your feet in a tiny vat of water and baby fish eat away at your skin. It's supposed to clean them. And people actually pay for it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( japanese fish skin )

At work in the mall today, I was stationed next to the guy who plays piano in the atrium. I was a little confused when he played "Piano Man" for the second time. He ended up playing it four times that day. I talked to him afterwards- he was crying. Wow. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mall piano depressing )
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