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At work today, we found out our business model, logo, and design was copied by another resale company. Instead of making them change, we're changing it all. I'm dumbemployed.

by madpuffinman on 07/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( business model logo design )

At work today, a member of our gym asked me what our policy on "full frontal, sideways, and rear nudity" was in the locker room. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( nudity gym locker room )

At work today, the new estimates for sales came in. The good news: sales are up. The bad news: we have nowhere near the staff or inventory to fulfill it. But we aren't hiring more because of the "recession." Cool. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sales recession staff )

At work today, I played with a Yo Yo during my break. Considering the petty gossip around the office, it was the most mature thing I did all day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( gossip office yo yo )

At work today, I was asked to monitor an online reservations site for dinner openings. I assumed it was for a company meal. It was for my boss's date. Im dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( online reservations dinner date )

At work today, we shared business secrets over coffee breaks. That means gossip. It was still our most productive meeting in months. I'm dumbemployed.

by gabischon on 07/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( coffee break gossip )

At work today, I found a typo in our company brochure. We misspelled "sincere." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( typo brochure sincere )

At work today, this woman at work, Sue, declared she was going to lose 30 pounds in a week. We asked her how. "I saw it online," she said. "It has to be true." Sue has a lot to learn about the internet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( internet weight loss scams )

At work today, my supervisor gave me petty cash for lunch. My allowance? $5. I can get half a meal with that. Maybe. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( petty cash lunch $5 )

At work today, we had a customer bring his flask to our fast food restaurant and fill it with soda. I'm dumbemployed.

by oakiegirl on 07/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( flask fast food soda )

At work today, some people were watching a soccer game on the internet. Later, we got a call from security. While our cashiers were in a trance watching soccer, shop lifters made off with $1200 in goods. It wasn't even a good game. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( soccer security shoplifter )

At work today, my newest client forgot his password to log in to our system twice. His password was "password." I'm dumbemployed.

by stellisquirrel on 07/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( password login password )
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