Customers
by anonymous on 03/17/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I enjoyed making some Moroccan Mint Tea for a customer. She seemed really excited about it and we talked for a bit. Then I found out that she thought "Morocco" was a type of mint. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( moroccan mint tea morocco tea )
by anonymous on 03/16/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) PermalinkAt work today, a customer lost her wedding ring while she was sampling furniture in our store. We searched for hours to try and find it. We never did, but tried hard. Guess who is suing the store? I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( wedding ring furniture lawsuit )
by anonymous on 03/14/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, one of our biggest readers requested a used book we didn't have. Still, I was impressed by his taste and promised to get it for him. The next guy in line wasn't so good. He wanted to get a "first edition" of the daVinci Code. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( reader books davinci )
by hagu_murakami on 03/14/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, I had a skinny waif come in to our hot dog stand. She asked for a real Chicago style hot dog. Then she proceeded to ask that there be no mustard, relish, lettuce, tomatoes, or bun. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( skinny hot dog chicago )
by anonymous on 03/11/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, I had a lady come in and ask for Prime Rib. I told her our rules were that we aren't allowed to cut that outside of the holidays. She didn't like that. But she came up with a few choice insults. Meat puns are the worst. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( prime rib meat puns insults )
by anonymous on 03/10/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) PermalinkAt work today, the overanxious lady down the street from our shop stomped in. "Stop making so much noise!" she shouted, her face red. We're a music store, so we offered her a coupon. She took it- and bought drums for her son. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( overanxious drums loud )
by anonymous on 03/09/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I was forced to go in extra early due to an imminent merger. I was reviewing contracts line by line when our client stormed into the room. He started shouting the name of the new company being formed, but he forgot it before he could even finish the sentence. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( early merger names )
by anonymous on 03/08/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, I was selling magazines door to door. That should be enough to make it clear I'm dumbemployed. But today, I had three customers slam the door in my face. And then call the police. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( magazines door to door slam )
by anonymous on 03/06/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) PermalinkAt work today, I was sent to "court" one of our competitors into staying out of a key market. He didn't respond to my arguments, but he did hit on me. The bad thing is that I had to let him do it to keep my job. We still have no guarantees because I didn't sleep with him. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( court arguments flirting )
by anonymous on 03/02/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I had a bit of cold and was speaking in a pretty nasal voice, I admit. One of the customers seemed to keep talking to me. Finally, she asked me if I was French, because of my "accent". I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( cold nasal french )
by anonymous on 03/02/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) PermalinkAt work today, a customer came in demanding that I give him cash for his clunker. He said that he'd waited fair and square for a good deal and there was nothing I could do to stop him. Then I reminded him that we're an appliance store, not a car dealer. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( clunker cash appliance )
by papabear on 03/01/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, I almost hit a deer on the drive to an appointment. Upon telling the lady I was meeting with about the close call, she scolded me for driving recklessly and expressed her concern for the poor animal. I had to nod my head and agree with her. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( deer driving scolding )
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