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At work today, I had a customer come in and return a TV. His problem? Not enough channels. I'm dumbemployed.

by fabricate_this on 08/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( customer tv return )

At work today, a client and I went out to lunch. Remind me not to get Mexican for meetings- it can be...noisy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gas mexican food )

At work today, there were some really nice customers who came in. Then they realized they were at the wrong store. I'm dumbemployed.

by son_of_abyss on 08/16/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( customers wrong store realized )

At work today, I admit: I came into work wearing a tank top. My first customer asked me why I went to the gun show. Then he asked me why I would show off unloaded guns. The sad thing is he was right. I'm dumbemployed.

by raffalves on 08/15/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gun show tank top unloaded )

At work today, I endured the worst buffering on my work computer. That would be fine- except I was trying to sell a customer cable internet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/13/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cable internet buffering )

At work today, I inspected a customer's purchase for defects and found a chipped front. I told him. "Whatever," he said. "I was gonna return it tomorrow anyway." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( return chipped flaws )

At work today, I was in the plus sized women's aisle. A number of customers complimented me on being a good fit for my department. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/11/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( compliments plus sized department )

At work today, a few customers wanted to find wallpaper. I showed them samples and they said they'd just make it themselves. Good luck with that. I'm dumbemployed.

by mademoisellejen on 08/09/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( samples make wallpaper )

At work today, I had a woman refuse to call her coffee a "venti." I frowned. "I'm part of a movement," she said. If the movement is about annoying me, she succeeded. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/08/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( coffee barista movement )

At work today, I called customers to try and get them to renew their magazine subscriptions. Instead, half canceled on the spot. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/07/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( magazines subscription card canceled )

At work today, I carried myself with aplomb in front of a customer. That means that I dropped a tray full of plates while flirting with a busboy. I'm dumbemployed.

by ephemer_a on 08/06/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( busboy tray plates )

At work today, a young woman came in with her daughter to buy clothes from me. I discovered we're the same age- except she has a Range Rover. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/04/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( range rover rich car )
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