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At work today, a bunch of anxious tourists came into the store. They said that they were lost and looking for a safe way to get home. I work in Times Square. They didn't need to worry. But one of them still left the store crying. I'm dumbemployed.

by madmadbearo on 06/25/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tourists times square crying )

At work today, I served a cup of coffee to a middle aged guy and asked him if he needed room for cream. He said no. Then I watched him empty out some of the coffee into the trash and pour cream in. Did he not trust me to do it? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( coffee cream trust )

At work today, two guys came in and ordered pretty impressive entrees. Then it turned out they had a two for one coupon. Well, I put it in and made the changes. Instead of tipping me for the full bill, they tipped me for the bill after the discount. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant coupon tips )

At work today, we finally started requiring a key to use the restroom, since too many homeless guys were sneaking in and washing up. Turns out the change didn't matter too much. I had three different men ask me for the key. I was too scared to refuse. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( keys restroom homeless )

At work today, this one customer came in with a hoodie so big I couldn't see his face. Plus he mumbled a lot. Finally, I did something. "Sir," I said, "I can't quite hear you." He threw the hoodie back- and it turned out that "he" was a "she." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hoodies androgyny mumbling )

At work today, a beautiful woman walked up to me, which doesn't happen a lot at a hardware store. She had long hair, a belly button baring red tank top, and really short shorts. I smiled a lot and waited for her to talk. Then I saw her Adam's apple bobbing up and down. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/16/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hardware beautiful woman tranny )

At work today, I was working the three point shot stand at our amusement park. It's not rigged, but it is hard. The worst guy I've ever seen bought 3 shots for $5. Airball 3 times. Then he spent $50 continuing to suck. I gave him a prize out of pity. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( amusement park three point shot airball )

At work today, I was selling cigars to a couple of guys who looked really young. After I carded them, I asked them what exactly they were looking for. One of them knew. The other asked if we had anything cigars without tobacco in them. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cigars tobacco young )

At work today, a skanky looking girl came into the 7-11 where I work. That's a typical occurrence. But this girl was drunk out of her mind. I guess that's why she thought that she could shoot cherry flavored Slurpee from the machine straight into her mouth. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/13/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( skanky 7-11 slurpee )

At work today, a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses came to the legal aid office I work at asking to leave Watchtower magazines in the lobby. I told them we weren't allowed to because we are a publicly funded group. I guess they thought that talking to me for an hour would convince me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/12/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( mormons legal aid watchtower )

At work today, a guest at our hotel came down at around two to the concierge desk. "So," he said, "is the casino still open?" I nodded that it was. Then he asked me if they served drinks. I called and confirmed they were. Then he asked me if he was going to win at craps. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/12/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hotel concierge casino )

At work today, the intercom we normally use to make announcements was broken. Usually it sounds bad, but now it wouldn't even work. Because of that, I had to go through the whole plane to make any announcement. Instead of being thanked, I just saw the dirty looks up close. I'm dumbemployed.

by inciner on 06/11/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( intercom announcement airplanes )
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