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At work today, we got a comment on our company blog from a customer. Well, a spammer. It's our first comment in 3 years blogging. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( spammer comment blogging )

At work today, a member of our gym asked me what our policy on "full frontal, sideways, and rear nudity" was in the locker room. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( nudity gym locker room )

At work today, I started hearing country music come from somewhere in the gallery. A customer had their iPod on so loud that the music filled the space. I asked them to turn it down, but they pretended not to hear me. So it was Tim McGraw for another hour. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( country music ipod gallery )

At work today, I proceeded to take this lady's order just like any other customer. She blabbed on for TWENTY full minutes about how hard decision making is until a large group of teens came in. She pondered another five minutes and left with a lemonade and an ice cream cone. I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 07/16/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ice cream lemonade orders )

At work today, I tried to explain some of our best practices to a new patient. She refused to fill out our health history form. When she finally did, we found out she would have had a fatal interaction with the drug we proposed. No thanks from her, of course. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/16/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( practices health fatal )

At work today, the customer service representative had a bit of a problem. Apparently, 90% of our customers have a billing error on their latest bill. Our customers aren't the most financially secure. That's why a ton of the overdrafted due to the bill. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/16/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( overdraft percent bill )

At work today, I was reading the "Yelp" reviews for our hotel. Somebody on the site was complaining really loudly about the hotel pool, saying it was dirty and unsafe. One problem: we don't have a pool. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/15/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( yelp hotel pool )

At work today, I got a client brief stating how forward thinking their technology is. It ended with how they are "getting the nation ready for the 21st century." And here I thought that had started already. I'm dumbemployed.

by LennyRay on 07/15/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( client 21st century technology )

At work today, I was asked how many pieces of chicken come in the EIGHT PIECE bucket? I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 07/14/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( chicken eight piece counting )

At work today, Gary the lonely vending machine guy started chatting up a female customer. At first, we all thought he was going to score a date! Then we realized she just wanted a refund. This is my life. Sigh. I'm dumbemployed.

by kafry79 on 07/12/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( vending chatting refund )

At work today, the cafe where I work had new brownies- chocolate mint dip. I don't know what the dip part is. But I do know that the brownies made three of our customers sick. I had to be the one to apologize. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/12/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( brownies chocolate mint dip )

At work today, the first thing I did was wipe down the entry to our store. The second thing I did was walk away. The third thing I did was help the customer who'd slipped on my work and broken her collar bone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/10/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers
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