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At work today, the new kid was helping somebody buy a couch. He asked them what they'd use the couch for and they said sitting, obviously. Then they mentioned they wanted it to fold out into a bed, too. Then the kid asked what they'd be using the bed for. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( furniture couch beds )

At work today, something stank to high heaven. I went over to the spices aisle and realized half the jars were open. Some customer had been "testing" the spices and forgotten to close the jars. I smell like a dirty kitchen now. I'm dumbemployed.

by teaceremony on 09/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( spices stink jars )

At work today, there was a big survey we gave all of our customers. It went ok. They were asked to rate everything in the restaurant on a scale of 1-5. I knew that would be a problem. Half the customers seemed to use a scale of 1-10. Who knows what the other half did. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( surveys scale error )

At work today, everyone was feeling depressed over the heat and the recession. So we turned on the sprinkler and let all the employees run through. A few customers did too. The bad part is that we're an electronics store. It wasn't the safest idea. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( depressing heat sprinkler )

At work today, I saw this kid who looked just like Taylor Lautner. I told him and he looked offended. I said it was a compliment. Then he told my boss that I called him a werewolf. I actually got in trouble, too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( taylor lautner werewolf twilight )

At work today, two of our customers were debating about the best Michael Jackson song. One of them said it was "Billie Jean." The other one? He thought the best song was "Ice Ice Baby." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( michael jackson vanilla ice debates )

At work today, (at KFC) a woman came in asking if we have corn on a stick. I reply yes we have corn on the cob. She says, "No, I want corn on a stick." Apparently the stick is a dealbreaker. I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 09/14/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers

At work today, the gumball machine for kids was broken. Super. So guess what the solution was? Not to close the machine. No, my boss actually had me stand next to it and collect quarters. I almost got beat up for gum. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/14/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gum gumball machines quarters )

At work today, I admit I was pretty hungover. That didn't stop customers from being jerks. Somebody asked me if I'd been in a fight. They thought the bags under my eyes were from punches. I told them they were from a fight. It's easier that way. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/14/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hungover fight jerks )

At work today, a customer asked me what size shirt I thought they would wear. I told her to try a small. "Are you calling me fat?" she shouted back. She wanted to wear an extra small. We don't even have that size. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/13/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( shirts size extra small )

At work today, a customer snuck onto one of the store computers. I asked if I could help them and he shouted "No." I was so scared that I let him stay there for another twenty minutes. He was reading Wikipedia entries about fruit flies. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/13/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( computer wikipedia fruit flies )

At work today, this student called to ask the prices of guest housing (I work at a Universtiy). I proceeded to tell her the prices for a single as well as a double room. She then asked me how many people are allowed to stay in a single room. I'm dumbemployed.

by krystalbeth on 09/10/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( housing single double )
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