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At work today, our data center received three angry calls from customers complaining about telemarketing. Two of them weren't even on any of our lists. They still managed to sound pretty upset. I got yelled at for an hour. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/28/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( database telemarketers yelling )

At work today, I made a no shirt no shoes no service sign as a kind of joke. Well, turns out it wasn't so funny. I encountered more one person knocking on the window claiming that we'd turned them away. It's not like we're near a beach. We're just hicks. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/28/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( no shirt no shoes no service )

At work today, this one guy's phone kept going off and the ringtone played literally forever. After a while I went over there and tried to ask him what the deal was. "I'm hard of hearing," he said eventually. Then why did he have his phone ring instead of vibrate? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/27/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ringtone hearing deaf )

At work today, I installed a fan in the front of the store in order to blow in some cool air. A little kid was speaking into it to hear his voice get distorted. Then he stuck a fork in. I had to calm him down- and make him stop crying- before we faced a lawsuit. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/26/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( fan fork lawsuit )

At work today, I changed a reservation at our hotel. Apparently, this guy calling in had called off the marriage to his fiancé. He was going to come here for his honeymoon. The change to his reservation was that he made it for a week longer. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/25/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( reservation fiance honeymoon )

At work today, I heard the strangest noise from the other side of the room. I work in a music store. The noise got louder and louder and I looked over. A skinny white kid was doing his best impression of an elephant. It wasn't good, but it was loud. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( strange music elephant )

At work today, this one customer kept on humming "Crank Dat" by Souljah Boy. It was driving me nuts! Then they left. Of course, I still had the song stuck in my head all day. I have a headache now. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( souljah boy song headache )

At work today, I wiped down all the tables at the restaurant and realized they were in worse condition than normal (which is saying a lot). It's because it was maple syrup day for pancakes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wiped restaurant table )

At work today, I helped one of my students create a collage. He made it out of square pieces of construction paper. Later, he told me his mom said the collage needed more "curves." As if he could have changed the paper, somehow. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( collage teacher parents )

At work today, a creeper was watching me from the corner. That's what coffee shops are like. He kept trying to talk to me by ordering more and more coffee. By the end of my shift he was totally wired. But he was also without a date. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( creepert coffee shop wired )

At work today, this little kid was playing by all the dishes. Crash. I asked his mom what had happened and how they'd pay for it. "My son didn't do it," she shouted. "Uh, that guy did!" She was pointing to a man hobbled over a walker. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( crash dishes walker )

At work today, my boss got everyone excited saying that a celebrity was going to be coming into our store to by a sound system. Well, he showed up. Let's just say that he wasn't that famous. In fact, compared to him, Erik Estrada is a superstar. At least he bought something. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( celebrity erik estrada sound system )
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