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At work today, there were about thirty people in line for a television sale. Only once he saw the line did my boss realize that he'd misplaced a decimal point in a recent newspaper ad. I'm dumbemployed.

by mu_tigers on 11/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( line television sales )

At work today, a young man came in looking for wallpaper. I asked him what he needed it for. He whispered back angrily. "Mind your own business and get me a nautical print." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wallpaper whisper nautical )

At work today, I served a group of 5 teens. They quizzed me about my life. At first I thought they were envious. Then I realized they were making fun of me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( teens waiter mean )

At work today, I gave a customer a to go box for their Chinese Food. They also wanted a glass of water- to go. Does anyone do that? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( to go box chinese )

At work today, I wwas collecting movie tickets. Fun. I saw at least twelve kids sneak into R rated movies. Technically, I'm supposed to enforce the rules, but I don't get paid enough. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( movie tickets fun ratings )

At work today, I searched for a green salad for lunch. When I came back to the window with it, I was given an ultimatum by a top client to hand it over or be fired. All for a cheap salad. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( green salad salad lunch )

At work today, I put out a dish of candy for customers. Word of advice- you can take one piece of candy. Not the whole bowl. I'm dumbemployed.

by fanbeltsrus on 11/07/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( candy dish bowl )

At work today, I was stuck selling golf clubs. Normally, it's a good gig. Not so much in the middle of winter. You can't golf in the snow. I'm dumbemployed.

by sabrina_93 on 11/06/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( golf clubs golf winter )

At work today, I returned something that I bought at our store. So, in effect, I became my own customer. And I don't think I'm ever shopping here again. I'm dumbemployed.

by ealoli on 11/05/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( return customer shopping )

At work today, I was showing a very distinguished gentleman our selection of hats. It went well until I pulled a hat off and took his wig with it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/03/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gentlemen hat wig )

At work today, we had a little three year old girl request a cookie. She was cute as a button- until she threw a tantrum that her cookie was chocolate chip instead of almond. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/02/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( girl cookie chocolate chip )

At work today, I got to witness a cust-fight. It's like a cat fight, but between customers. Or, in this case, between soccer moms fighting over the hot new toy. I didn't break it up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/01/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cat fight cust fight soccer moms )
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