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by madmadman01 on 05/12/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) PermalinkAt work today, I was cleaning pools- hopefully summer ends soon. I found a pile of leaves in the middle of the pool. No big deal. Then I saw that it was covering up a dead squirrel. I fished it out. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( cleaning pools dead squirrels )
by anonymous on 05/09/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) PermalinkAt work today, heard a customer say "as the crow flies." I asked where he was giving directions to. He said he just really liked crows. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( as the crow flies crows dumb )
by anonymous on 05/08/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, I heard two customers talking about politics. They were getting pretty angry. But they weren't debating the issues. They were debating Michele Obama's outfits. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( politics michele obama outfits )
by anonymous on 05/06/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I was working a sample sale. Have you ever been to one? They get a little...feisty. Today we had two black eyes and a near stabbing with a nail file. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( sample sale feisty black eyes )
by anonymous on 05/06/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I was working (read: writing recaps of Gossip Girl). Suddenly, a customer tapped me on the shoulder. "I was going to ask you if you had this blouse in red," she said. "But I'd rather talk about Chace Crawford!" We did- for twenty minutes. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( gossip girl chace crawford blouse )
by anonymous on 05/03/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, one of my customers ordered a powdered donut. He has a handlebar mustache, and by the end of his snack, it changes color from red to white. Charming, in a way. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( donut mustache color )
by soranijicosplay on 05/03/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, I had a religious experience. A bad one. I was trying to sell a customer on getting an advanced tune up. He told me that I was going to hell for conning him. I think he might be right. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( religious cars mechanic )
by anonymous on 05/01/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) PermalinkAt work today, there was a strange hammering noise outside. I assumed it was construction. It was actually a customer trying to tear down our low prices sign. "Them is lies!" he screamed. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( lies low prices hammering )
by anonymous on 04/28/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, my coworker was giving a customer directions to our competition. I asked him what he was doing. "Oh, I actually sent them to the ghetto." That's good business. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( directions ghetto bad business )
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