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At work today, I saw a girl leave her two year old daughter in the car as she came into the store. I walked up to her and told her she needed to bring the girl in. "Oh no," the woman said. "I don't want to cause any trouble." I had to break the girl out myself. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( car daughter locked )

At work today, I was at the grocery introducing some older customers to Indian food. One old man walked over slowly and tapped me on the shoulder. "Don't Indians eat buffalo?" he asked. I didn't have the heart to tell him they didn't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( indian food buffalo old people )

At work today, my coworkers went out for drinks and I got stuck watching the store. While they were gone, I was stuck watching everything. Turns out it was our busiest shift in two weeks. Except I'm a hairdresser and had to turn them away. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drinks alone hairdresser )

At work today, we were administering blood tests in the lobby. It went alright. Then I saw one of the customers eating cookies in the lobby. He didn't give blood. But when I approached him, he did tell me he was hungry. I'm dumbemployed.

by gabigurl on 11/14/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( blood bank cookies donating )

At work today, I was admitting patients to the hospital. Admittedly, we get backed up a lot of the time. But sometimes we get crazies. Here's a tip. If you have a bandaid level cut, you probably don't need the ER. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( patients hospital er )

At work today, a five year old was milling around the porcelain dolls in our store. That's never a good idea. But she didn't break any of them. I did notice a bulge under her dress sleeve though. She was trying to shoplift. We did not press charges. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/09/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( porcelain dolls kids shoplifter )

At work today, one of our customers went into the bar bathroom with a backpack. A half hour later, he hadn't come out. Turns out he'd set up his own bathroom attendant stand inside. I kicked him out. I also found out he'd made more that night than me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/09/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( bar bathroom attendant )

At work today, one of the customers spent a while staring at the portrait of our company's founder and his dog, Kleiger. Kleiger was a pretty mangy dog. After a minute or two, the customer said "So ugly." I told him the dog's breed. "No," the customer said, "I meant the person." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/07/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( kleiger dog portrait )

At work today, we had free coffee in the lobby to try and encourage people to stay longer. One customer came in and started filling up a thermos. I said that wasn't what it was for. They just shouted "free" at me and kept going. I'm dumbemployed.

by jamierhul on 11/06/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( thermos coffee free )

At work today, this hammering noise kept coming from aisle eight. I went to investigate- it was a customer banging with a hammer against our walls. I asked him what the hell he was doing. He said he had to test the hammer to see if it worked. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/04/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hammering aisle eight testing )

At work today, I was busily consuming my midmorning snack- apples and peanut butter. A customer wandered into the employee lounge. I asked if they needed help. They asked where they could buy my snack. I didn't know what to say. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/04/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( apples peanut butter snack )

At work today, I think I was in the hottest place other than hell. It was my building. The AC went out and they didn't let us take water breaks. My job? A bottled water factory. Oh the sweaty, sweaty irony. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/01/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hot building bottled water )
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