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At work today, I ran a ferris wheel. I'm supposed to warn all the kids not to rock in the ferris wheel cars. However, usually the parents need it more. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ferris wheel rock cars )

At work today, I took tickets on the train. One customer asked what would happen if he didn't have a ticket. I told him I'd throw him off. He grimaced. "I really should have gotten one of those things." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tickets train stowaway )

At work today, I was daydreaming when a customer popped up next to me. He wanted to know the price of milk. I work at a liquor store. The only milk we have is Kahlua. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( milk kahlua daydreaming )

At work today, I had my eyes checked during lunch. They insisted on dilating them. I have a sales job, but instead of looking customers in the eye, I was forced to squint at them. It was tragic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( eyes dilated squinting )

At work today, I was running the attendance desk at our high school. Two students came in with a note "from their mom." The first tell? They'd signed it "Mom." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( mom note attendance )

At work today, I made thirty cold calls to try and get new clients. The results? 20 hangups. 8 no's. 1 maybe. And 1 "Never call here again." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cold call no maybe )

At work today, we released a new coupon that was supposed to be "Buy One Get One Free." A customer came in, bought one, got one free, and then tried to return the one he bought. It doesn't work like that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/13/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( coupon buy return )

At work today, I had a customer ask me to "really push the envelope." We make banners for small businesses. Buddy, you can only push the envelope so far. I'm dumbemployed.

by sparklydragon on 09/12/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( envelope banners orders )

At work today, we shared a recruitment stand with a secretarial staffing firm. We counsel people on going back to school. It was a recruitment fair- ying and yang, very awkwardly paired. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/10/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( secretary staffing recruiting )

At work today, I was called in to a house to exterminate some skunks. I normally kill bugs. They told me to use the same stuff on the skunks. First, that's illegal. Second, I didn't see a single skunk. I just told them I succeeded and billed them anyway. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( skunks exterminator bugs )

At work today, a lady wanted to refund two items that she didn't know what they were. We figured out it was lunch meat that she insisted she did not buy, so we refunded the money. But our store has self-checkout lanes. The receipt revealed she checked herself out. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/08/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( store return self-checkout )

At work today, I was helping a younger guy pick out wallpaper for his apartment. I asked him why he was getting wallpaper. "My girlfriend wants it," he said. "Or, at least, once I get a girlfriend, I'm sure she will." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/07/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wallpaper girlfriend sad )
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