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At work today, I had a patient immediately demand that I prescribe him Codeine for upper back pain. I later found out he’s addicted to painkillers, so I was glad I told him I couldn’t. When I told him I couldn’t give him the Codeine, he nodded. “Vicodin’s fine,” he said. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/27/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( patients hospital codeine )

At work today, some coin collectors came into our shop and said they’d pay me three bucks to look through my cash register. Apparently, they’d followed in a lady who refused to give them her fifty cent pieces. I let them look- they paid me twenty bucks for what they found. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/26/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( coins fifty cent pieces twenty bucks )

At work today, I checked out a middle aged man who was about 5’3. At first, he seemed very bashful, and I thought he was just shy because he was so small. Then I looked and saw what he was buying. Condoms. Magnum condoms. He smiled when I looked up. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( middle aged condoms magnum )

At work today, I met a couple of people who wanted to get Vegemite for their food. Our restaurant is in South Dakota, and they were from Australia. One of them grinned without teeth and said they wanted to try the Dakotas’ cuisine. I don’t think even Vegemite can fix our food. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( vegemite australian resident )

At work today, a guest came to the hotel desk asking for another copy of USA Today. I noticed he already had one in his hand. Trying to be nice, I asked him why he might want another paper. He leaned in and whispered with bad breath. “Resale value, kid.” I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hotel newspaper resale value )

At work today, I was stuck collecting tickets on my train. Most people have no idea they are supposed to sign the ticket if they use a credit card. But some people don’t even realize they have to keep the ticket. I had to kick off two people from my train. I’m dumbemployed.

by kaffin8dhelpers on 02/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( train tickets credit card )

At work today, we were having a discount- a buy one get one free thing. We had a customer come in, buy two TVs, then try to get a refund on it. We asked for both back and the person refused. He shouted at me. "You said it was buy one get one free." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( discount tvs refund )

At work today, we were selling tickets to a baseball game. A father and his son came up to the ticket booth and tried to get a senior ticket. I requested identification, but he refused. "This isn't communist China!" he screamed. I later learned he was 37. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( baseball tickets identification )

At work today, we had a couple come in at around 12 PM- our busiest time. I sat them at a table and they demanded a booth. The only problem? We don't have a single booth in the restaurant. That fact didn't convince them. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant booth waitress )

At work today, I was tasked with grading papers for undergraduates in Renaissance Literature. One of them wrote about the Canterbury Tales and the "delicious food there." It took me half the paper to realize that they were talking about the Crocker Barrel. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( grading papers literature )

At work today, we had a customer come in who demanded to see an optometrist immediately. I told him we make appointments for things like that. He took my appointment book from me and wrote his name in. It was my personal book, of course. He crossed out my mom's birthday. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( optometrist appointments schedule )

At work today, I spent twenty minutes trying to learn how to burn CDs on a PC (I'm a Mac). I even talked to customer support in India. After a while, I finally got it. I was celebrating when I got an email- tomorrow, we're upgrading to MacBooks. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( mac pc outsourcing )
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