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At work today, a customer requested a refund on his TV. The reason? "It's not big enough." Couldn't he tell that when he bought it? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/19/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( refund tv bought )

At work today, I had a customer request to use the barter system. I told him we already have one- you give me paper called "money" and I give you stuff. He didn't understand. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/18/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( barter paper money )

At work today, a young woman was negotiating with me about her taxes. "What can I do to get a good rate?" she asked. I hoped she was offering a date. Instead, she offered homemade cupcakes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/17/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( bribe taxes cupcakes )

At work today, there were about thirteen people milling around the store. I watched each one of them as they went out the door, purchasing nothing. Finally, one came to my counter. "Yeah," he said. "I need to talk to you about a refund." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( refund store empty )

At work today, I gave a little mini-tour of our cake shop to a customer. He pointed to a wedding cake and asked if he could get the male figurine. "Well," I said, "I can get you both if you have a wedding." He shook his head. "Just get me the man. The beautiful, tiny man." I'm dumbemployed.

by saistmoi on 01/14/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wedding cake figurine )

At work today, I shared a tip with a customer on how to change the flapper in her toilet. She then asked if I could come over and change her flapper. At first, I thought she was hitting on me. Then I realized that she just wanted me to do work for her for free. I'm dumbemployed.

by madhatterjr on 01/13/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( flapper toilet work )

At work today, I stole a little sample of iced tea. My manager didn't mind. But a customer told me that I should be working instead of drinking. You know your job is bad when the customers police you. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/12/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( iced tea manager drinking )

At work today, I pulled another day at Kinkos. Why is it that the customers I help make copies always are copying band fliers, Lost Cat fliers, or pornography? I'm dumbemployed.

by hagemic on 01/11/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( copier kinkos fliers )

At work today, I had a 5 minute debate with a 15 year old about our computers' longevity. I'm 55 and worked as a midlevel executive before I was downsized. Now I'm matching wits with a walking pimple. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/09/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( computer pimply debate )

At work today, I had a customer come into our store and ask about "the new stuff." It's a grocery store- hopefully none of it is old. To be safe, I pointed him to the produce. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/08/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( grocery produce new stuff )

At work today, it was a typical day. I work on the city's snowplow detail- you know, making roads driveable. Well, we never get calls of thanks- only requests to shovel out people's mailboxes. The bad thing is that then we actually have to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/07/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( snow plow driving )

At work today, I was helping a customer to tailor a suit. I suggested that we make the cut a little more form fitting. He countered that he wanted me to double the leg size. I'm turning his suit into a skirt. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/06/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tailor suit skirt )
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