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At work today, I was working the library front desk. A cute kid came up and asked for a library card. I asked if his mommy or daddy was around to help. He frowned. "They went away." At first, I was horrified. But then I realized they were just looking at the used book pile. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( library librarian kids )

At work today, I was trying to sell a guy a nice pool table. I asked if he wanted green or red felt. "How about something with stripes?" Needless to say, he didn't turn out to be in the market for a $3,000 table. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( pool table stripes felt )

At work today, I got called out by a client in a rural area. He was mad that I'd never even worked on a farm. I didn't know what to tell him, except that I didn't think it affected my ability to install his DirecTV. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/22/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( rural farm directv )

At work today, I had a customer ask me where the new Dan Brown book was. I showed it to him and he flipped through the pages. "Is there an abridged version?" he asked and frowned. "Or one with pictures?" I'm dumbemployed.

by lacrossechic555 on 05/22/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( dan brown books pages )

At work today, a lady came in for an oil change. Her car was completely dented and scraped along one side. And the other side. And she was drunk. Apparently she can't remember it's illegal & dangerous to drink and drive, but she can remember when it's time for an oil change. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 05/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drunk driver oil )

At work today, we put up a Megan Fox poster in our video store. Predictably, all the boys started salivating. Except for Rich. I asked him why. "If I get myself excited," he said, "I might not be able to control myself. It's best not to look." I'm afraid now. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( megan fox poster salivating )

At work today, a guy who was about 5"9 came into our Big and Tall store. None of us knew why until he asked for a suit. "It's for a play," he said. "I need to look like I've been shrunk." This is what I'm paid to help people do. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( big and tall suit shrunk )

At work today, a customer called where I worked. I answered. The lady over the phone said, "Yes is this Angelo's?" I told her it was. Then she asked "What's your phone number?" I laughed really loud and said, "It's the number you just called, lady." I'm dumbemployed.

by marcos7761 on 05/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant number phone )

At work today, a guy cut 2x4s twice in order to cut all the way through. He didn't know that he could adjust the saw to cut through in one cut. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( harware 2x4s wood )

At work today, a woman came up asking about chicken wings. When I told her that we were temporarily out of chicken wings, she asked "Well what am I supposed to make for dinner?" I don't know mam. I just don't know. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( chicken wings dinner stock )

At work today, I got the pleasure of explaining to people well over 250 pounds what the size portion difference is between a "small" and a "regular". They clearly haven't had a small in some time. Just spring for the regular. I'm dumbemployed.

by CorkDork on 05/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( small regular fat )

At work today, a customer inquired in a very urgent tone, "Can you throw this out for me?" She pushed what appeared to be a wad of paper towels in my direction from across the bar. It was in fact a soiled diaper. Health code, much? I'm dumbemployed.

by CorkDork on 05/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( diapers bar trash )
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