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At work today, beautiful women surrounded me like always. I'm a lifeguard. That doesn't mean I get anything out of it today. I tried to talk to one hottie who had on a red bikini. She looked at me and threw me her towel. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( lifeguard bikini towel boy )

At work today, at the library, patrons kept coming in and saying, "It's a beautiful day; you should get out and enjoy it!" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( library librarian nice )

At work today, I caught a customer putting soda in a cup that was supposed to be for water. I asked him if he'd gotten confused, since he was supposed to only use the cup for water. He finished filling it with Coke and then gave me the middle finger.  I went back to my register.  I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( soda middle finger coke )

At work today, a kid in a "car style" grocery car kept ramming into shelves. I finally told him he had to stop immediately. He didn't cry or call for his mom. Instead, he just pretended he was honking his horn. And he proceeded to run me down. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( grocery car style horn )

At work today, we had someone insisting that I immediately sell them the Palm Pre. Well, the biggest problem is that our store doesn't sell it. Instead of believing me, the customer insisted on getting my manager. At least my manager got yelled at, too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( palm pre selling yelling )

At work today, I gave a museum tour to a bunch of parents and kids. I gave the usual spiel about dinosaurs and walked to the next exhibit. Then I heard a parent talking to her child. "Of course, dinosaurs aren't real," she said, "but wouldn't they be amazing?" Her son nodded. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( museum tours dinosaurs parents )

At work today, I saw a regular customer outside of work at a Dr. Dog concert. First, he started hitting on me. Then he realized he knew me and should already know my name. So he let go of my butt. I’m dumbemployed.

by nanchatte on 05/08/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( concert hitting butt )

At work today, I scheduled a Doctor’s appointment for a customer who said he hadn’t been to the Doctor in thirteen years. I asked him why he wanted to see a Doctor now, and he told me that he figured his thumb falling off was a sign. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/08/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( doctor thumb patient )

At work today, I plead with an attorney to stop shouting toward my bench. He stopped shouting and started crying. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/08/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( judge attorney shouting )

At work today, I sold a car to a guy, which is great. Not so great is that he chest bumped me to celebrate. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/08/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( car chest bump sales )

At work today, they had me conducting a Customer Satisfaction Survey. Unfortunately, they should rename it a Customer Dissatisfaction Survey. I’m dumbemployed.

by querimonious on 05/07/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( survey customer service call )

At work today, we had this fat guy come in who wanted to make an appointment with the optometrist. I smiled at him like I do at all the customers. "Darling," he said, "I've got a wedding ring. You might need to have your eyes checked." I'm never smiling again. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/07/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( optometrist appointments reception )
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