Weird Shift
by anonymous on 05/12/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I called a restaurant to order a gift card for a client. She asked me for the "To" and "From." I said, "To Tom, from Citi" (the bank). She asked for my last name, and I gave it, and I asked her if she needed my first name too. She replied, "It's Citi. Right?" I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 05/11/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) PermalinkAt work today, I was given a plunger to "have some fun and fix problems." I succesfully unclogged the toilet. That's when my boss admitted he's the one who did it. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 05/11/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) PermalinkAt work today, I was working on test questions for my students. It was a multiple choice test. I felt compelled to put "Pizza" as D for every one. The sad thing is that I'm sure a lot of students will be drawn to it regardless. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 05/08/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) PermalinkAt work today, I decided to break my coffee addiction and replace it with Red Bull. I may have missed the point. My tongue is a strange color and I have had a few hallucinations. The bad part? I'm still so, so bored. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 05/07/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) PermalinkAt work today, about half of the kids in my class were pretending to be vampires. Have you ever seen a first grader claim to be a "messenger of the undead"? It's a little creepy. Especially when it seems authentic. I'm dumbemployed.
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by ua_zraki on 05/05/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I gave a massage to a first time client. He showed up and stripped right away. And in a bag, he had a special oil. Who brings their own oil? I was scared to even touch it. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 05/05/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) PermalinkAt work today, I gave a tour of the factory floor to a group of temps we hired. one raised his hand. "Excuse me," he said, "but where exactly is the gym?" It's a factory kid, not a health club. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 05/02/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I was daydreaming when I saw a mosquito hit the window. he hit it again and again. Trust me body, you don't want to come inside here. I'm banging my head on the window trying to get out. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 05/02/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, there was a news story about some hick who thought he'd seen aliens. My coworker and I were laughing. "Man," he said, "I'm glad those aliens didn't get me." That's not why I was laughing. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 04/29/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, I almost broke my finger. How? I was replacing the water cooler and nearly smashed my finger into the whole. I'm glad I didn't- I don't think many people would want to drink that. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 04/29/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I decided to call a temp agency to try and score a job. The guy sounded a little grizzled. "What are your limits?" he asked me. He was serious. I'm dumbemployed.
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by anonymous on 04/27/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, my laptop keys were a little sticky. I accused my friend of being the culprit. He said he was. But he wouldn't tell me why they were sticky. Ew. I'm dumbemployed.
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