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Weird Shift

At work today, I booked a business trip to Paris. Yes! Though it turns out, I'll be in rural France almost the entire time. My time in the spirit of lights? 3 hours or less- most of it in the airport. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( paris business trip 3 hours )

At work today, I ran into an old guy from college. In school he was one of the least ambitious, least successful people I'd ever met. I picked him up drunk from an alleyway. And now he's my boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( college unambitious ambitious )

At work today, I was repeating an in joke to my coworker when a third new guy walked up beside us. He started laughing so loudly tears were at the corners of his eyes. He didn't know what the joke was about though. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/12/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( joke tears sad )

At work today, it was an eerily quiet day at our restaurant. I wandered outside behind the kitchen at one point and looked in the parking lot. A bunch of birds were clustered around a flank of meat. It was the biggest dinner we served that night. I'm dumbemployed.

by ladarian2010 on 01/12/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( birds meat parking )

At work today, I wore all red because I thought it looked good. Well, somebody asked me if I was celebrating something. Everybody thought that I was celebrating or mourning something. I wish I was. Just the end of the week. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/09/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( red celebration mourning )

At work today, we were playing golf at a corporate retreat. I know that I sound like a jerk for complaining about that. But I don't play golf. I also don't enjoy being hit by a stray putt. Four times. I thought you had to see to play golf. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( golf corporate retreat putt )

At work today, I found out that my job was delayed for 3 months. Now I'm supposed to figure out how to pass the time before work begins. It doesn't sound like the best plan for me to have. Because now I'm worried that I'm not going to want to go back. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/06/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( 3 months delayed time )

At work today, I managed to get a pretty popular ringtone on my phone. I was impressed with myself. I was selling a customer a movie ticket when it accidentally rang. The middle aged woman in front of me got to hear "Supaman Dat Ho." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/06/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( supaman dat ho ringtone popular )

At work today, I was shelving books and was looking at one of the monitors of our patrons. It was some of the nastiest, most absurd pornography I've ever seen. The patron was Mr. Jeffers, who is 82 years old and uses a walker. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/04/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( books monitors porn )

At work today, I was vacuuming the office hallways. Of course, the vacuum they give me isn't the best for the job. The hallway is 30 feet long. The cord? 10! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/03/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( office hallway vacuums )

At work today, I had to deal with the parking attendant at my building. She didn't believe that my parking pass was valid and wanted a third party to verify. I've been working here 10 years. I couldn't reach anybody who would verify. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/01/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( parking attendant 10 years )

At work today, I got a call a customer had lost a wedding ring down the drain. The lady was crying. But when I went, there was nothing in the sink. Then she saw it on the windowsill. She didn't want to pay for the service. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/01/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( ring drain plumber )
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