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Weird Shift

At work today, I started tracking how many times the door opened and shut. I marked it on a tally sheet in front of me and made sure to get a big piece of paper. Unfortunately, business isn't so good right now. At the end of the day, I had four marks. I'm dumbemployed.

by zarifah09 on 03/27/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( door tracking tally )

At work today, I had two college aged kids claim to have AAA memberships and, therefore, a discount. I asked for their membership numbers or their cards. They looked at each other and ran into the woods. Then they came back because I hadn't opened their car yet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( aaa college kids running )

At work today, I went bowling with some of my coworkers after work. Case example 1: Richard. He's an accountant by day. But at night, he has bowling gloves, a custom ball, and an ability to kill a seven ten split. I wish he were that good at accounting. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bowling accountants seven ten split )

At work today, our building manager made us have a fire drill for the second time this month. When somebody asked him why we had to have another fire drill, his face turned bright red. Then he explained how he was the guardian of all of us. Our building is two stories tall. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( building fire drill guardians )

At work today, there was a row of interviewees in the reception room. I noticed there was also a line going outside the building. I have a job here- it isn't that good. But on the way out, I think someone tried to bribe me for work. I'm dumbemployed.

by eliagrijalva on 03/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( interviews reception lines )

At work today, I was sent to deliver one newspaper to the doorstep of a house with a really long driveway. I was about to put the paper in the mail slot when I realized I couldn't- a pair of human eyes were peering back at me. I dropped the paper and ran. I'm dumbemployed.

by spanky_mcgooch on 03/19/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( delivery newspaper scary )

At work today, I started to try and touch the tip of my tongue to my nose. I found that if I put honey on the end of my nose, I actually wanted to touch it more. Weird, right? That part's fine. The bad part is I work in mortgages. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/15/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( tongue honey mortgages )

At work today, I spent almost my entire shift watching TV waiting for a call. I'm a fireman. The weird thing is that "Backdraft" and "Rescue Me" were both on TV today. It's like I got my work done by watching other people do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by tbe_ooc on 03/14/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( tv backdraft fireman )

At work today, we were looking through old advertisements sent to us by various companies. We found a few big tobacco classes. My favorite? A doctor bragging how Lucky Strikes helped out "the T Zone." 50's doctors are hilarious. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/12/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( advertising tobacco cigarette )

At work today, we had the weirdest guy come to our rest stop (and there's a lot of weird guys). This guy was weird because he  decided to pick a fight with everybody who came in. He didn't fight them, but he did insult them until escorted out by the police. He was 86. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/11/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( weird fight old people )

At work today, I was looking through logs of the people who have visited my company's website. One person reached us by searching for "Cat Stevens Sex Tape." I have no idea how- we  sell medical supplies. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/09/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( logs cat stevens medical supplies )

At work today, I started doodling on an Etch-A-Sketch we have by my register. I managed to crank out a pretty good Mona Lisa between customers. The sad thing? When my manager came over, she made me shake Mona out. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/07/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( etch-a-sketch doodling mona lisa )
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