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Weird Shift

At work today, I excavated the freezer. The expiration date on a frozen package of bologna? June 5th. 1997. I'm dumbemployed.

by haha206 on 01/19/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( expire freezer bologna )

At work today, I tweeted 141 times from my station as a "greeter." Nobody noticed that I was looking at my phone the entire shift. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/18/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( twitter greeter phone )

At work today, I was grading papers for my fifth grade students' spelling tests. My favorite? The word I called out was "amateur." His answer for that one? "Please forgive me." I'm dumbemployed.

by quesse222 on 01/16/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( amateur spelling fifth grade )

At work today, I was browsing movie listings on my computer, hoping for an escape. My coworker snuck up next to me and smiled. "We can watch a movie at my place," he said. That's the first conversation we've ever had. I almost ran away. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( movies movie tickets creepy )

At work today, I took on a new project of watching my coworker's mouse clicks. I decided to count them all. Through that, I discovered that somebody isn't doing much work. The entire day, he only clicked 12 times. Either I can't count or somebody is sleeping on the job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mouse click counting )

At work today, I heard an ethereal singing coming from the back room, near where we store all the extra pallets of t-shirts. I wandered back there, only to find Mike from receivables playing piano and singing his heart out. I'll never let him know that it was beautiful. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/13/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( singing t-shirts warehouse )

At work today, my mom came into the greeting card store where I work. I thought it was a friendly visit, but then she got a condolences card. So that's how I found out that my uncle died. I still had to work three hours after that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/11/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mom greeting cards uncle )

At work today, my band received a contract assignment to play a childrens' birthday party. That's not the bad part. The bad part is that we are a metal band. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/10/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( birthday party band )

At work today, I printed out a 30 page powerpoint that I'd been working on. Turns out you shouldn't print out a Powerpoint when you think you're done with it- I ended up making at least 50 changes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/09/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( powerpoint printer paper )

At work today, my coworker forwarded me an email that said "Cat Pix." I assumed it was a picture of a LOLCat or something. Instead, it was him, in a cat costume. I did not reply to the email. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/08/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cats lol email )

At work today, I won a little money at the track and then went into work. I was happy- until I realized that I made more money gambling than I do with my college degree. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/06/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( track work college )

At work today, there were a few new kids in my class at school. I made them introduce themselves to the rest of the class before I realized they were just strays from another teacher. Whoops. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/05/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( kids children strays )
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