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Weird Shift

At work today, our computers kept going down, as well as the rest of the power in the building. Finally, somebody investigated the generator. It turns out the problem was a squirrel. He'd been barbecued and was still stuck in the works. At least we couldn't smell it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( generator dead squirrels barbecue )

At work today, a grandma came in with her grandson. She wanted to buy him a videogame at the store. The weird thing is that when she asked for something for the kid's "Gameboy," he didn't correct her. So I think there's actually some 9 year old still stuck with a Gameboy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( videogames grandma gameboy )

At work today, I was working one of the rides at our amusement park. There are little cubbies where people can put their keys, phones, whatever. One guy came in, by himself, and checked a laptop. Who brings a laptop to a roller coaster? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( amusement park cubbies laptop )

At work today, a woman brought her car in and had a toddler in tow. We opened up the hood and started looking for the problem- a strange bumping noise. We found a Spongebob doll stuck inside the engine, and the woman has no idea how it got there. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cars spongebob engine )

At work today, the bus that normally takes me to work got rerouted due to a shooting on MLK. An exciting start to the day. When I got in, my boss asked me why I didn't just walk once the bus was stopped. I like my job, but I'm not stopping for a shooting. I'm dumbemployed.

by kagalli on 06/13/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bus shooting mlk )

At work today, my jeans ripped right in the front left thigh when I was cutting open a box. The whole time you could see this gaping hole and even part of my boxers. The weird thing? Nobody even noticed that it happened. I left without a word. I'm wearing the jeans tomorrow, too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/13/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( jeans ripped boxers )

At work today, I had an insane cold and was sneezing literally every five minutes. I moved the Kleenex to my desk and piled the used ones to the side. I went to get a cup of tea, and when I came back, the used Kleenex was gone. And my trashcan was empty. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/10/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cold sneezing kleenex )

At work today, I was stretching before going back inside. This old lady, Sue, asked me what I was doing and I told her. She said I wasn't stretching hard enough. Then she lifted her leg over her head and waited for me to do the same. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/09/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( stretching old people leg )

At work today, I followed a path of crumbs that led from the break room onto the floor. It was amazing how many there were. I eventually saw this guy Jeff at the cash register. In his pocket, a half roll of Ritz crackers was hanging out, crumbling onto the floor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/05/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( crumbs break room ritz )

At work today, we couldn't decide whether to open the restaurant windows or leave them closed- the weather was very in between. Finally we opened them and I looked outside. As I looked, a bird flew over my head and into the restaurant. We still haven't found it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/03/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( restaurant bird bird flu )

At work today, I decided to get as amped as possible on tea and coffee because my job sucks. Around three, I started feeling really good. Then I got an email when I went back to my desk. It was my coworker, who was asking me if I was drunk or on drugs. I got more coffee. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/01/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( amped tea coffee )

At work today, I made it my goal to tackle cleaning out our back room. Dumb goal. I found debris that dated back to 1984. A Walter Mondale poster.  And that was the clean stuff. If I hadn't had gloves, I think I would have caught ebola. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/30/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mondale ebola cleaning )
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