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Weird Shift

At work today, there were about four things I had to do. I did one and a half. The one I did was lunch, the half was a coffee break. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( four things one and a half lunch )

At work today, I asked for paternity leave. The response? "Who would sleep with you?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( paternity response sleep )

At work today, I got lost on the way to work. The directions my boss gave me were to the wrong branch. And he's worked there for over a year! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( directions lost wrong branch )

At work today, I was teaching little four year olds for our "superhero camp." One of them asked me if "he was going to be ok." I asked him why. He said he just ate Kryptonite. We still haven't found out what he actually ate. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( superhero eating kids )

At work today, I baked cookies for the office. Later, I found 3 of them, uneaten, in the trash can. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( baked cookies office )

At work today, my watch broke. As a result, I had to turn my head to see the wall clock whenever I was bored. I did it so much that my neck is sore. I'm dumbemployed.

by walledmornings on 08/13/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( wall clock neck sore )

At work today, I sneezed while in the kitchen. Let's just say that a few burgers have extra toppings. Sorry, health board. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/11/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sneeze congestion cheeseburger )

At work today, I rode the subway to work. The whole time, I was pressed next to a coworker. We didn't even say hi. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/10/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( subway rode coworkers )

At work today, I was working the night shift in our drug store. I got the "pleasure" of selling condoms to three teenagers. One of them asked me how to use it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/09/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( condoms teenagers night shift )

At work today, I found my coworker's book on Amazon.com. It was in the "sexuality" category. I won't be buying it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/06/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( amazon.com book coworkers )

At work today, I sheltered myself from criticism by actually working. Then I got made fun of for being a "party pooper." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/05/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( criticism working made fun )

At work today, my contact lenses were acting weird so I went to the bathroom- where I dropped both down the drain. Sadly, work is better when blind. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/04/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bathroom contacts lenses )
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