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At work today, I couldn't help but gaze at the clock waiting for 3:00 when my students leave. The clock finally turned to that golden moment when little, idiotic, Peter came to my desk.  He asked me if I could stay after to help him. I was stuck there for another twenty minutes. I'm dumbemployed.

by smartguy9211 on 05/25/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( teacher school extra credit )

At work today, beautiful women surrounded me like always. I'm a lifeguard. That doesn't mean I get anything out of it today. I tried to talk to one hottie who had on a red bikini. She looked at me and threw me her towel. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( lifeguard bikini towel boy )

At work today, a guy came into the mall with crazy facial hair that I'd never seen before. It was like a spiral on both of his cheeks. I laughed and asked him what it was, but he looked back at me totally seriously. "It is called the swirlie." He didn't smile. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( facial hair spiral swirlie )

At work today, our manager announced that he had popped the question the night before to his girlfriend, Eileen. We were all happy for him and started chanting his name. He silenced us. Then he told us that she'd said "No". I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( engagement fiance failure )

At work today, at the library, it was extremely busy. Some genius had designed the front desk with a built-in bookdrop. So all day patrons came in, dropped their books in the drop, and right on the other side of the desk, we would bend down, pick them up and check them in. I'm dumbemployed.

by antnikko on 05/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( library librarian book drop )

At work today, at the library, patrons kept coming in and saying, "It's a beautiful day; you should get out and enjoy it!" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( library librarian nice )

At work today, my coworkers were talking about some movie they had all seen together. At first it sounded like a comedy. But then things got weirder and weirder. I eventually realized that they'd all met up and watched porn. I wish I'd been invited. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( movie porn comedy )

At work today, this HR Nazi came over to all of our desks to make sure we were "being productive." I always work with headphones on because they help me focus. Apparently headphones are against company policy. Now it takes me two hours to do the work I used to do in one hour. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( headphones hr nazi company policy )

At work today, we had promised that we'd tune into the game on the radio. I was pretty excited, but my coworker spent about ten minutes trying to shift stations. He said he just couldn't find it. I went over to help him. Turns out he didn't know the difference between AM and FM. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( radio shift am )

At work today, I caught a customer putting soda in a cup that was supposed to be for water. I asked him if he'd gotten confused, since he was supposed to only use the cup for water. He finished filling it with Coke and then gave me the middle finger.  I went back to my register.  I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( soda middle finger coke )

At work today, I noticed that my boss was reading some thick book the entire time. I couldn't get him to come away from the counter. I figured it was a training manual. At the end of the day, I found out. Harry Potter 4: The Goblet of Fire. I'm dumbemployed.

by raeef on 05/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( harry potter reading training manual )

At work today, sunlight kept getting in my eyes while I stood at the register. I started going blind, I think, so I went to the window to close the shades. They were stuck, so I pulled a little harder. Of course, that means I managed to rip the shades off the wall. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sunlight stuck rips )
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