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At work today, our boss Robert came back from a long hiatus wearing suspenders. Somebody finally asked him about it, and he said it was "a Larry King thing" he was trying out. It didn't work. The entire day, I got to watch Robert hitch up his pants. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/29/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( larry king suspenders pants )

At work today, the oddest smell was coming from the cubicle next to me. The person working there had left for the day, so I tip toed over and investigated. Finally, I opened one of his desk drawers. A full bag of popcorn was inside, unopened. I left it there. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/29/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cubicles smell popcorn )

At work today, I caught the receptionist at front reading gossip columns for half the day. That would be fine, except for the fact that she was supposed to email me a contact list at 3 sharp. She was delayed until 4 because of the supposed difficulty of the work. Thanks, Speidi. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/29/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( receptionist gossip email )

At work today, I got a call from the hospital saying that one of the prescriptions I'd filled had been incorrect. I checked my records for everything and couldn't find a mistake. It turned out the doctor had been the one who'd screwed up. But I got in trouble. I'm dumbemployed.

by haggeri on 04/28/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pharmacy hospital doctor )

At work today, our data center received three angry calls from customers complaining about telemarketing. Two of them weren't even on any of our lists. They still managed to sound pretty upset. I got yelled at for an hour. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/28/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( database telemarketers yelling )

At work today, I found out that a real jerk is getting a promotion and will become my boss. I was nervous, but I asked one of our VPs why it had happened. "He just has a mature approach," he said. The jerk is younger than I am. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/28/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( vps mature younger )

At work today, I made a no shirt no shoes no service sign as a kind of joke. Well, turns out it wasn't so funny. I encountered more one person knocking on the window claiming that we'd turned them away. It's not like we're near a beach. We're just hicks. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/28/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( no shirt no shoes no service )

At work today, I realized I'm a loser. I'm totally in love with this one girl at my work, but I can't make myself ask for her number. That's why I end up staying late. Today I folded jeans for about an hour extra unpaid. And I still don't have her number. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/27/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( loser crush jeans )

At work today, I left my purse at home, so I had to get a coworker to help punch me in/get me to my station/etc. I got home, used my spare key, and then checked my purse. I had three missed phone calls- my boss had been checking up on me and thought I'd skipped work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/27/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( purse keys phone )

At work today, this one guy's phone kept going off and the ringtone played literally forever. After a while I went over there and tried to ask him what the deal was. "I'm hard of hearing," he said eventually. Then why did he have his phone ring instead of vibrate? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/27/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ringtone hearing deaf )

At work today, we were discussing Montana in the middle of a meeting, totally unrelated to everything else. I said that I'd never been there. "Neither have I," my boss whispered. "And I'll never go back there. Never again." We changed the subject out of fear. I'm dumbemployed.

by kagamichin on 04/27/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( montana dark secrets of the night meeting )

At work today, I needed to charge my iPod at the front desk (which is kinda sorta against the rules). I got caught by one of my coworkers and denied the iPod was mine. As a result, I had to fish it out of the lost and found after my shift so I wouldn't get caught. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/26/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( ipod lost and found secrets )
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