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At work today, we extended our store hours from 9-5 to 9-6. It would be a good idea. Except nobody comes in after 4 each day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hours extended 9 )

At work today, my coworker gave me an unsolicited beauty tip to "watch my nails." Her nails are plastic, two inches long, and rainbow colored. Thanks for the tip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fingernails beauty tip )

At work today, I had my eyes checked during lunch. They insisted on dilating them. I have a sales job, but instead of looking customers in the eye, I was forced to squint at them. It was tragic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( eyes dilated squinting )

At work today, I brought in homemade caramel apples for the store. Later, I heard my boss telling my coworker to "watch out for razor blades." Really? I'm dumbemployed.

by ein_bisschen on 09/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( caramel apples razor blades homemade )

At work today, half the office came in wearing football jerseys. I'm not into football, so I didn't wear one. I was spurned the entire today. The scary thing is that I'm on the accounting floor- I can't imagine what it's like in sales. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( football jerseys accountants )

At work today, I got to write my first movie review for an alt weekly! I love the idea that I'm getting paid to do it. I love it a little less that my first shift includes 3 movies, all of which made me want to gouge out my eyes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( movies reviews gouge )

At work today, I noticed that the fundraising thermometer at our store looked suspiciously high. I asked a cashier about it. "Oh yeah," she said. "I added 10,000 to the count. I thought it'd make everybody a little happier." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fundraising thermometer 10 000 )

At work today, I was running the attendance desk at our high school. Two students came in with a note "from their mom." The first tell? They'd signed it "Mom." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( mom note attendance )

At work today, my supervisor locked himself in his office all day because of a "big project." Later on, we snuck in when he was in the bathroom. His computer screen was set to Match.com. I guess it is important...I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( online dating project computer monitor )

At work today, there was a sign on a door saying never to use the door since it would be locked at all times. That would be okay, if it wasn't the emergency exit. I'm dumbemployed.

by AndCA on 09/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( emergency fire exits door )

At work today, a coworker arrived an hour late and took a 45 minute break during a shift that was originally five hours. You do the math. Two hours before his shift ended he asked if he could leave an hour early. Sad thing is, he's never been written up. I'm dumbemployed.

by Coolerking on 09/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( work coworkers break )

At work today, I nicked myself while shaving and cut my neck. I put a bandaid over it. When I came into work, my coworker turned white and pointed at me. "A vampire got you!" she said. I'm not sure if she was joking. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( vampire shaving bandages )
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