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At work today, I came in for my nursing shift around 5PM. My supervisor took one look at me and frowned. “I’ve never seen someone,” she said, “who looked like they were still asleep at 5PM.” I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( nurse frown asleep )

At work today, Sweet Home Alabama played on the radio. My boss started singing along, but he always said "Sweet Home Alibaba." Seriously. We were all too scared to correct him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sweet home alabama singing alibaba )

At work today, our manager told us to push the "Ice Pink Lemonade." Do you know how many questions I got about what "Ice Pink" is? I asked my boss- he said it's the color of ice that's melted in normal lemonade. How appealing. I'm dumbemployed.

by secretveronicas on 07/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( ice pink lemonade waitress )

At work today, I asked my coworker if he thought a recent sale on plasma TVs was due to the economy. "No," he said. "I think it's because people have less money." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( economy money plasma )

At work today, I wiped down the windows at the front of our restaurant. We were egged the night before. Now I smell rotten. Even worse, this is the third night in a row I've had to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( windows wipe eggs )

At work today, a cheerleading conference was in our city. Naturally, I was working in our pizza kitchen, not on the delivery shift. I got all of the work and none of the...fun. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cheerleaders conference pizza )

At work today, a telephone wire stretched across the aisle. I decided to jump it. Turns out I can't jump too high. Now I have rugburn on my face. I'm dumbemployed.

by naoki_no_inochi on 07/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( telephone wire aisle jumping )

At work today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer asked me to share my "passion." Well, it isn't a job in accounts receivable. But I told him I love numbers. Sadly, I think it seemed believable. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( interview number passion )

At work today, a lady came up to my register with a cart full. She started handing me items. "I don't want this, this, this, this, and this," she said. By the time she was done giving me discards, she only had one item left. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( discards register cart )

At work today, a potential customer asked me what my favorite country music song was. I didn't have an answer. Now I don't have a customer. Should love of country music really be a job requirement? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( country music favorite song )

At work today, my boss assigned me a new project. I was glad to get something to finally do since I was so bored. Then, an hour later, she announced that I was reassigned. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( project reassigned bored )

At work today, we cracked open a nice new bottle of wine given by a competing company. My boss and I shared it. I expected to bond over booze. Instead, we drank in absolute silence. Wonderful. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( wine bottle silence )
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