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At work today, I installed cable television in a 2 year old's bedroom. I'm dumbemployed.

by quirky_circe on 07/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cable baby installation )

At work today, my boss announced he had a colonoscopy. I asked him why he brought it up. Then I saw him walk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( colonoscopy standing walk )

At work today, I found an arcade game token in my cash register. I gave it out as change- the customer didn't notice. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( change token arcade )

At work today, I hoped for a better assignment than the filing I do now. My new assignment: file in a different room. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( file filing assignments )

At work today, I sponged down my desk. It took three to remove all the dust. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dust sponge desk )

At work today, we had a customer bring his flask to our fast food restaurant and fill it with soda. I'm dumbemployed.

by oakiegirl on 07/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( flask fast food soda )

At work today, my boss quit. Working, that is. He's still a paid employee- he just does nothing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( quit employee paid )

At work today, my friend requested a special favor to have a room at my hotel. Then he got mad when I refused to risk my job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( friend hotel favor )

At work today, I stayed about 10 minutes late. Did I update my hourly log to reflect it? You bet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( 10 minutes hourly log )

At work today, my newest client forgot his password to log in to our system twice. His password was "password." I'm dumbemployed.

by stellisquirrel on 07/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( password login password )

At work today, my boss grilled me on my religion. He wasn't curious- he wanted to find tax credits. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( religion tax credits )

At work today, I spent the day watching Olympics. From 1984. Now that's procrastination. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( olympics 1984 tv )
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