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At work today, my mom applied for a job at our big box store. The recession has gotten that bad. The only thing that worries me is that she'll be overqualified to push carts. She has a PhD. Of course, I have my Masters. I'm dumbemployed.

by solorien on 04/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( big box recession phd )

At work today, I practiced giving a Powerpoint presentation. I might have a lot more work to do. My presentation is supposed to last half an hour. My practice run took me about two and a half minutes. The presentation is later this afternoon. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( powerpoint presentation time )

At work today, the birds outside wouldn't shut up. I'm all for a little chirping cheer. But these birds seemed like they were auditioning for a Disney movie. Does anyone have a slingshot? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( birds chirping slingshot )

At work today, I was sorting catalogs sent to our fast food restaurant. Restaurant supplies, food supplies, chain management letters- and adult film catalogs? I guess I really don't know what it takes to run an Arbys. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/20/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( arbys adult film catalogs )

At work today, I was asked to pick out a wine for our annual banquet. Except the recession has made my choices a little more limited. Somehow, a banquet bar with Franzia isn't very impressive. So I'm going with Carlo Rossi. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( wine recession banquet )

At work today, I was chatting up a little hottie who came in the drug store. I asked her where she went to college. "I'm going to University of Iowa," she said. "Once I graduate high school, at least. In two years." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hottie drug store high schoolers )

At work today, I canceled all of the appointments for the dentist I work for. He's very very busy. See, his golf game needs a lot of work. And summer's almost over. So much for your root canals. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( dentist golf root canal )

At work today, the roads were clogged with ugly traffic. Cars spewing gas. I was with my boss going to a job site. His observation? "Just imagine how many Milfs are on this road right now." I'm a single mom. I was frightened. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( milf single mom traffic )

At work today, my boss was going on and on about playing "Rock Band" and how fun it was. I asked him his high score. He shook his head gently. "Jake, I do it for the music." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( music rock band high score )

At work today, I bought a few new stamps for office mail consumption. Lickless of course. After buying them, I realized I may not have made the most professional choice. Who knew they made "KISS" Stamps? So much for no tongue. I'm dumbemployed.

by jellolicious on 04/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( kiss stamps tongue )

At work today, the stars were twinkling during the last night at the drive in. And I am working the snack area. My hands are permanently coated with canola oil. I look forward to seeing the night air. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( twinkling stars canola )

At work today, I smashed my glasses in the middle of a shift. The glass was fine but the frames were ruined. My supervisor didn't want me to go home. Instead, I got to slap tape on and finish. For 8 more hours. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( glasses broken frames )
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