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At work today, I started my shift thinking I would get to leave early. Then we had about ten orders come in for pizzas with everything on them. That's unusual for us. Then it happened again. I smell like anchovies now and it won't wash out. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pizza anchovies shit )

At work today, we had an all you can eat pasta special. I've found there's always one fat guy who gets the most out of it at any all you can eat place. Well, we have ours. Turns out he's extra special. He complained when we closed at 11PM. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( restaurant pasta fat )

At work today, this middle aged lady came into our record store. She wandered aimlessly for a while and  then walked up to me. "Do you have Adam Lambert?" she asked. I don't know which is worse. That she wanted Adam Lambert at an indie store, or that I know who he is. I'm dumbemployed.

by madly_imperfect on 03/25/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( adam lambert indie record store )

At work today, my boss continued listening to "Pokerface" non stop. Except now he dances inside his office. The problem is that he doesn't realize his blinds are open. The good part? He's a surprisingly agile dancer. I watch. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pokerface lady gaga dancing )

At work today, I spent my entire shift switching the light switch on and off. Productive? Not so much. But halfway through, I did get to leave my desk to replace the light bulb I'm broken. It should be obvious by now. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/25/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( light switch light bulb broken )

At work today, I was showing a house to a very young couple. I thought it might be out of their price range, but these days you never know how much kids make. They asked a few good questions and I answered. Then they asked me if they could rent instead of buy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/25/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( real estate rental buy )

At work today, I was making spaghetti for the waitstaff. I do it for free just to help the morale of the staff and all that. This one prissy waiter- a guy- came up to me halfway through.  He asked me if we really had to have spaghetti. It's free. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pasta spaghetti cook )

At work today, I was playing a gig at this real stodgy place. I play drums, so usually nobody notices me. But this time I minded.  I literally had somebody trip on my feet while I was playing. Did they apologize? Take a guess. I'm dumbemployed.

by fabric_plaster on 03/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drums trip snobs )

At work today, my boss convened a meeting where we all were are cream puffs (or something like them). When I got out, my boss pointed at my nose. I scraped away cream and asked him how long it had been there.  "About an hour," he said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cream puffs nose messy )

At work today, I went bowling with some of my coworkers after work. Case example 1: Richard. He's an accountant by day. But at night, he has bowling gloves, a custom ball, and an ability to kill a seven ten split. I wish he were that good at accounting. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bowling accountants seven ten split )

At work today, nobody was doing anything because of the heat. Turns out our AC was broken over the winter. That's when we found out we have a deadline to process all orders for the week. Great timing. I'll be staying late and sweating on my desk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( heat ac sweating )

At work today, I took a break to walk the dog (yes, I work from home. No, I don't know if I qualify as Dumbemployed). Anyway, I realized halfway through I had no doggie bag. I didn't pick up my dog's…contributions to society. And I got chased by an angry neighbor to my house. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dog walking neighbor )
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