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At work today, my pants felt a little loose all day. Then I realized the stress of my job has made me lose a pants size. I'm dumbemployed.

by soch_i_nka on 08/13/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( loose pants belt )

At work today, I endured the worst buffering on my work computer. That would be fine- except I was trying to sell a customer cable internet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/13/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cable internet buffering )

At work today, my supervisor assigned me to an overnight shift in the Children's Ward. I asked him why- he replied it was because he didn't like me. It wasn't a joke. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/13/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hospital children's ward overnight )

At work today, my watch broke. As a result, I had to turn my head to see the wall clock whenever I was bored. I did it so much that my neck is sore. I'm dumbemployed.

by walledmornings on 08/13/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( wall clock neck sore )

At work today, my boyfriend picked me up from work at 5. The only problem is that I finished at 3. I was sitting in the parking lot for 2 hours. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pick boyfriend parking lot )

At work today, I opened the windows, and then immediately got in trouble for letting "noise" in. They meant the chirping birds. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( birds chirping noise )

At work today, I inspected a customer's purchase for defects and found a chipped front. I told him. "Whatever," he said. "I was gonna return it tomorrow anyway." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( return chipped flaws )

At work today, my manager called me into his office to chat about strategy- for March Madness. I'm dumbemployed.

by basobreak on 08/12/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( march madness pool strategy )

At work today, I sneezed while in the kitchen. Let's just say that a few burgers have extra toppings. Sorry, health board. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/11/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sneeze congestion cheeseburger )

At work today, I found out that a college grad is going to be my boss. That'd be fine if I had any idea how that qualified him to run a factory floor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/11/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( college grad factory )

At work today, I fell off the wagon- I bought vending machine food during my break. Does our company healthcare plan really like that we can only eat candy? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/11/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( wagon vending machine healthcare )

At work today, I was in the plus sized women's aisle. A number of customers complimented me on being a good fit for my department. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/11/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( compliments plus sized department )
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