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At work today, I tried convincing my boss to buy water filters for our faucets. Our water tastes like copper. His solution? He said we could start boiling it, if we wanted. Is that even cheaper than a filter? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( water filters boil copper )

At work today, I told my boss a funny anecdote about how I stole my brother's favorite coffee mug as a joke. He laughed. But a half hour later, I found a copy of the company ethics policy on my desk. Some sense of humor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( coffee mug ethics joke )

At work today, the guy who I work with, who does all our out emails to customers, asked me how to work a microwave. I'm dumbemployed.

by Princetrunks on 06/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( microwave emails technical work )

At work today, I received an email from a client who said he hadn't work with us in years. He was half right. He'd never worked with us period. I still told him it was good to have him back. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( client lost years )

At work today, Fifty Cent came on over the work radio. The song: If I Can't. I love that one. But is it really good for a toy store? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( fifty cent if i can't toy store )

At work today, my mom called me at work. I talked to her for a bit but told her I had to get to work. Then she called my boss to ask if it was true. That might get me in trouble. Thanks mom. I'm dumbemployed.

by quinn_h on 06/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( call mom trouble )

At work today, I found out my boss decided to send all editors to a conference in Austin. I work for a newspaper in San Antonio. We were all excited until we realized we have to pay our way there, back, and for all our meals. It would have been nice to know 2 months ago, boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( austin san antonio meals )

At work today, I found out what my Secret Santa's gift idea list was supposed to mean. She had written: 1) Accessories 2) Scrubs. She had meant: 1) Stuff for her car 2) Nurse Outfit. I had bought her: 1)DNA-shaped Earrings 2)Bath n Body Works gift card. I'm dumbemployed.

by Pvinet on 06/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( secret santa santa christmas )

At work today, I thought I'd work extra hard and get to leave early. That never seems to work. I just managed to get more work assigned to me. This is what work ethic gets you. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( work ethic hard backfired )

At work today, one of my coworkers practiced his disappearing magic trick on us. It didn't go so well. I bought the gauze and disinfectant for his head. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coworkers magic gauze )

At work today, I was playing charades with some coworkers in the break room. I drew Michael J. Fox. I think I'm going to get fired for my Parkinson's impression. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( michael j. fox charades parkinson's )

At work today, I bumped a customer's jetski lesson from 12 to 12:30. She called me in tears. "Don't you think I'm good enough for 12?" I have no idea what she meant, but the truth is, I don't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( jetski tears bad )
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