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At work today, I was taking a three minute coffee break when my boss came by looking steamed. "Don't go to Starbucks next time." That was weird. I just had water in my hands. He was still mad at me. Then he got fancy coffee somewhere else. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( construction starburks coffee )

At work today, I was on a flight going to Paris. My supervisor asked me to push the beverage card. Then she came up in the opposite direction with hers. Good thing she's not an air traffic controller. We hit each other. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( flight paris stewardess )

At work today, I had my fifth anniversary party. Hurray. They got cake and everything. Then I was back at my desk reviewing the calendar. I've actually been here six years. I must have made quite the impression. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( anniversary five six )

At work today, we had a weird raffle for a tropical vacation. Only a few customers entered because of weird restrictions. Well, we drew the names. Somehow, my boss's niece won. What a strange coincidence. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( rigged raffle niece )

At work today, the cash registers were all busted. Typical. We were forced to do all our calculations with a calculator. My calculator had a "2" button that didn't work. That's bad, but not impossible. Oh, the "+" didn't work either. That's a bit tougher. I'm dumbemployed.

by simplycourt on 10/17/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( calculator cash register plus )

At work today, we were restocking suntan lotion. Naturally, we were doing it in a special "summer themed" arrangement that was the shape of a wave. Not the best idea when you have a million bratty kids running around your store. I restacked it twice. The third time I gave up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/17/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( suntan lotion arrangement kids )

At work today, I was having a little trouble breathing, for whatever reason. It wasn't the air or me, I didn't think. I checked the air vent for the air conditioning and found the problem. Someone had forgotten to take the Styrofoam insulation out for summer. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/17/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( styrofoam breathing air conditioners )

At work today, I realized I'd forgotten to brush my teeth. I have that stuff at the office, so I went in the bathroom after lunch. I would have felt a little eccentric. Then I noticed that the woman next to me was actually shaving her legs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( teeth legs shaving )

At work today, I was in the childrens' book section. A mom and her daughter came up, browsing through the books. I asked if they needed help. The mom wanted a book that wasn't so "dang" hard to read. I looked at it. It was meant for fifth graders. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( children books mom )

At work today, we had a middle aged man ask where the public restroom was. We're just an ice cream stand, so I pointed him down the road. Five minutes later, I empty out the trash. Guess who's taking a pee behind the stand? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restroom peeing gross )

At work today, I smelled gas from somewhere inside the building. Worried it was a leak, I immediately told my boss. After the flatulence jokes, he told me he was actually trying to build a grill in the kitchen. I thought it was another joke. Then I checked and saw it was true. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( grill gas kitchen )

At work today, I tried resetting my computer, but it stayed locked up. Finally, I went under my desk and unplugged the thing. When I emerged, my boss was leaning over me. "You can't hide under there," he said. I slowly crawled out. I'm dumbemployed.

by shutuplisa on 10/15/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( computer desk unplugged )
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