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At work today, the regulations at my workplace really started to get me down. Turns out we aren't allowed to wear hats inside. Does my boss's wig count? I think it should. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/07/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( regulations wig hat )

At work today, the hottest girl coworker kept touching her hair when she was talking to me. I thought that she was flirting with me. But later on, she turned around. I saw that she had a ladybug stuck inside her hair. Fantastic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/07/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( flirting hair ladybug )

At work today, I kept getting the silent treatment from my secretary. She thinks that it will show me how to be nicer to her. Really, it shows me that she wants to stay late because I can't get work done. Why can't she be silent when she's chatting with her boyfriend? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/07/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( secretary silent treatment chatting )

At work today, I couldn't seem to finish my annoying morning work until about 1PM. So I was already late. Then my boss informed me that everything I'd done needed redoing. Now I'm here at the office at 5PM, still doing my errands. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/07/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( 1pm 5pm morning )

At work today, I saw a hitchhiker on the road. He looked incredibly desperate and sad. The wind blew in his hair and the sun burned his skin. I know because I was next to him, waiting for my bus to come. He got picked up first. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/06/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hitchiker wind sun )

At work today, this moaning sound came from the back of the store. It was an old guy lifting a refrigerator- or trying to. I asked him what he was doing. He said that he wanted to test if it was real instead of plastic. I'm dumbemployed.

by madmoisell_j on 12/06/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( moaning refrigerator plastic )

At work today, there were a few really interesting people who walked in. I was pretty psyched and figure I'd find a friend for the first time in Kansas. I asked them if they needed help. "Yeah," one said. "I'm from NY. Get me the hell out of Kansas." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/06/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( kansas psyched ny )

At work today, my manager called me from ten feet away to ask what 'mezzanine' means, and I answered. She then asked where ours is. Our store doesn't have a mezzanine. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/06/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( mezzanine floors manager )

At work today, I sold the first Barbie doll I've sold in a while. It had a cute red sparkly dress, which was really cool. And the kid was excited. He was an eight year old boy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( barbie dress cute )

At work today, the seventeenth paycheck of my career came in. It was a blast to see it. Of course, it was the same as the first. I asked my boss about it. He told me that inflation is a myth. It is- when it comes to my pay. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( paycheck inflation myth )

At work today, my dad showed up to my office today and took a tour of the place. I was feeling pretty proud of myself during the first half. Then he took me aside. "This is a good starter job, son." I've been here for ten years. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( office starter job dad )

At work today, I spoke to the third most senior employee in the company. Of course, third most senior doesn't mean as much in this economy. He's been there a month longer than me. 8 months. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( third most senior sad months )
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