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At work today, our manager announced that he had popped the question the night before to his girlfriend, Eileen. We were all happy for him and started chanting his name. He silenced us. Then he told us that she'd said "No". I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( engagement fiance failure )

At work today, I noticed that my boss was reading some thick book the entire time. I couldn't get him to come away from the counter. I figured it was a training manual. At the end of the day, I found out. Harry Potter 4: The Goblet of Fire. I'm dumbemployed.

by raeef on 05/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( harry potter reading training manual )

At work today, there was a building inspector who came into speak to us. My idiot coworker Mike made a joke about how "the roof is on fire." But when my boss heard it, he must not have gotten the reference. He stood up and started looking for the nearest exit. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( roof fire building inspector )

At work today, I was humming Kanye's "Spaceship" while I was folding jeans. Sad stuff. Anyways, my manager came up to me and asked what I was humming. I told him. He said he loved Jefferson Spaceship too. Then he made me work late. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( spaceship kanye jefferson spaceship )

At work today, it was technically "ice cream day" on campus where they pass out ice cream. My boss and I cut out and got some together. We sat on a hill for a moment and ate it. "Well," my boss said, "now I guess we have to go back." Sadly, we did. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( ice cream campus hill )

At work today, my boss renamed himself "Vice President of Revenue." Is it a good sign that we need a "vice president" title to know that we should be making money? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/06/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( vice president money boss )

At work today, I asked my boss's political opinions. He started telling me about his football predictions. "I said politics," I told him. "I know," he said, "but I'm talking about important stuff." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/05/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( politics football important )

At work today, I declassified some crucial information. I'm gay. My boss's reply? "I knew. Just look at your ties." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/04/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( ties gay information )

At work today, I carried our office in the office basketball game. My boss, however, claimed to be the gamechanger due to his "bench mojo." I'm dumbemployed.

by southparkst on 05/03/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( basketball bench gamechanger )

At work today, my boss thought he was giving us all a treat by handing us Styrofoam cups of stale coffee. He wasn't. Mostly because I don't drink coffee. He didn't care- he watched until I drank it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/01/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( coffee shop styrofoam drinking )

At work today, our boss Robert came back from a long hiatus wearing suspenders. Somebody finally asked him about it, and he said it was "a Larry King thing" he was trying out. It didn't work. The entire day, I got to watch Robert hitch up his pants. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/29/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( larry king suspenders pants )

At work today, I got a call from the hospital saying that one of the prescriptions I'd filled had been incorrect. I checked my records for everything and couldn't find a mistake. It turned out the doctor had been the one who'd screwed up. But I got in trouble. I'm dumbemployed.

by haggeri on 04/28/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pharmacy hospital doctor )
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