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At work today, my boss was pacing her office nervously. I stepped in to see what was wrong. "It's this sales call," she said. "I'm just afraid of what might happen." Turns out she wasn't nervous about the sale- she was nervous if the cute sales guy would ask her out or not. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pacing nervous sales guys )

At work today, I heard my boss actually make a witty joke. Maybe there's hope. Maybe he has a spark of life. A sense of humor. I googled it later- turns out it was a quote from "Family Guy." I'm dumbemployed.

by ladaledmi on 07/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( witty family guy joke )

At work today, my locker got broken into. I had my head in my hands when my boss came up to me and noticed. "Well," he grunted, "at least you don't own anything of value." Thanks. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/10/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( locker value stolen )

At work today, I was incredibly nervous. My boss said she was going to set me up with a "hot young date." I was excited. Then her son came in. He's hot. But he's also 8 years younger than me. I'm 25. Is that even legal? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( nervous date 17 )

At work today, for an in-between job, my boss informed me of some bad news. He hired too many people for this slow period of the year, and had to lay me off. Counting is hard, I guess. I'm dumbemployed.

by mikebarbre on 07/09/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( layoffs counting in between )

At work today, I was introduced to a new head in our department. I told him I was chief of sales. "Actually," he said, "I'm chief of sales. You're VP now." Nobody'd told me about that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/07/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sales vp demotion )

At work today, I was supposed to meet with my boss in a conference room. I was kicked out of the first, second, and third one by more senior people. Then the meeting was canceled. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/07/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( conference room kicked out canceled )

At work today, I got a call on my work phone and said Hello. "What's up?" the voice said, then nothing. I asked who it was. "You don't recognize my voice?" I told him I didn't. It turned out to be my boss- and he said I'd hurt his feelings. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/04/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( phone hello voice )

At work today, the fabric on my cubicle began peeling off. It's kind of disgusting. I told my boss via email. He wrote back a response. "Sounds nice. It's shabby-chic." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/04/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cubicle shabby chic fabric )

At work today, I assembled a beautiful pink bike. Great for a little girl. 10 gears. Cool patterns on the side. My daughter would love it. But I was assembling the bike for my boss's daughter. He was busy golfing. I'm dumbemployed.

by im_craz_y on 07/01/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( bike assembly girl )

At work today, we were in a conference room that overlooks the river. At one point, I noticed my boss was completely distracted. I assumed he was lost in thought. Then I followed his gaze- he was staring at a tugboat going by. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/01/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( river tugboat view )

At work today, my boss had me get salt for the water softener. I was eager at first. Then I found out each bag weighs 40 pounds. I weigh 100. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/30/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( salt water softener weight )
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