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At work today, my boss detailed his "night at the clubs." Thing is, he didn't need to- there was still a vomit stain on his shoe. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/19/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( club vomit shoes )

At work today, my supervisor gave us a training seminar on factory safety. He cut off his left ring finger during the demonstration. I'm dumbemployed.

by sweet_banny on 01/18/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( demonstration ring finger cut )

At work today, I teamed up with a buddy as a barista. Then, I was informed that my buddy is now my manager. And turns out my manager is a jerk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/17/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( barista buddy manager )

At work today, my coworker Jan told me that my boss speaks French. I'm originally from Belgium. So I went up to my boss and said, "Bonjour, parlez-vous Francais?" He stared at me. "Who the hell are you?" Thanks Jan. I'm dumbemployed.

by wamdam on 01/15/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( french belgium stared )

At work today, my boss showed me how to make a "real hot dog." He slathered on lettuce, mayonnaise, mustard, and tomatoes and then served it to a customer. I asked what he thought about it. "I think I prefer fake hot dogs," he said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hot dogs toppings serving )

At work today, an incredibly hot chick came in to ask if we needed to upgrade our insulation (or something like that). Naturally, my boss called "dibs." Then I reminded him that he's married. With children. He said dibs still held. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/13/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hot girl children married )

At work today, my supervisor asked me if anyone had been "disloyal" to him among the second shift wait staff. I told him that I didn't know about anything. Then he asked me if I had seen the drawing of him in the men's bathroom. I then reminded him that I'm a woman. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/12/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( drawing bathroom loyal )

At work today, my boss gave me an inquisition about company policy. At first, I thought that I was in trouble. Then I realized he just didn't know any of the answers himself. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/10/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( quiz company policy rules )

At work today, I got invited to my boss's wife's baby shower. Did you know that people can have a registry for their baby? And that my boss wants some of the most expensive gifts available for the under 2 set? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/09/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( baby baby shower gifts )

At work today, my boss went on a long monologue about his "management theory." How interesting, sir. I'd respect you more if you knew my name. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/08/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( name management theory manager )

At work today, I woke up twenty minutes late. I brushed my teeth, slapped water on my face, and sprinted to my car. I sped through 10 miles of traffic and ran up the stairs to my building. I dove to my desk. My boss showed up two hours later. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/07/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( late rush sprint )

At work today, my supervisor carried me from one new program to another. Finally, I asked him why he was training me so much. "Because your workload is about to double," he said, "and you need to be at the top of your game." Great. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/05/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( supervisor training workload )
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