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At work today, we were discussing Montana in the middle of a meeting, totally unrelated to everything else. I said that I'd never been there. "Neither have I," my boss whispered. "And I'll never go back there. Never again." We changed the subject out of fear. I'm dumbemployed.

by kagamichin on 04/27/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( montana dark secrets of the night meeting )

At work today, my boss called me at 7:45am to make sure I was in the office today. It's now 3:30 and he has yet to even show up. He also hasn't paid me for the last 4 weeks of work. I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 04/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( unpaid late checking in )

At work today, we had the first genuinely hot day in a while. My boss is pretty sexy (which I like), but today she went overboard. The skirt she was wearing was long enough. But the shirt she was wearing showed more than half her stomach. It was awesome and totally inappropriate. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( heat sexy stomach )

At work today, the door to my boss's office was closed all day. We were curious what he was doing there, and at lunch, my friend Jose snuck in. He was busy alright. He'd been assembling a high chair for his toddler. I'm dumbemployed.

by packratshop on 04/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( office high chair assembly )

At work today, everyone was supposed to use a new format for e-mail signatures. Who knows why. We received an ultimatum via email at about 3:00 PM. Naturally, my boss wasn't using the new format. Cool. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( email ultimatum signatures )

At work today, my boss struggled into our break room with a huge fish tank. We didn't know what it was for. He started filling it with water and told us- we have company fish now, for some reason. And we're the ones who have to feed them and clean the tank. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( fish cleaning tank )

At work today, I watched my boss show a trainee the best way to restock our hamburger buns. My boss isn't good at it. Every time he needed to reach up high, he leaned against- and totally smooshed- the buns. We'll probably throw them out. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/13/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hamburgers smoosh leaning )

At work today, I began wondering if there was a way to get my boss to admit that he's a moron. I found it. I decided to ask him his favorite band. "American Idol," he said. Believe it or not, I think that's still a TV show. I'm dumbemployed.

by ragdoll_ruins on 04/12/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( moron american idol tv show )

At work today, I booked a hotel room for a business trip in Seattle. The room cost around $150, which I thought was good. Then my boss came up to my desk and started whining about "budget cuts to travel." I took the hint. My new room is in a hostel. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/11/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hotel seattle budget )

At work today, one person told some stories about his jail time, his lost years in Southern Texas, and his long, long struggle to get his GED. I'm pretty sure all of it was true. This man is also my boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/09/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( jail time lost years ged )

At work today, my boss suggested that instead of casual Fridays we have "Hoe down Friday" in late June. So now instead of wearing jeans and a t-shirt, I have to wear overalls and a straw hat. I'm not looking forward to it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/07/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( casual day hoe down straw hats )

At work today, I went out to lunch with my work group. My boss said he was too busy to come, so we were all pretty psyched. Then we saw him at the bar of the restaurant, talking with corporate. Instead of coming with us, I think he was planning who he'd downsize. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/06/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( downsizing bar disappointment )
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