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At work today, the garbage truck pulled in a little too far- it hit the front door of our restaurant. My boss went yelling outside. The stupid thing was that he didn't wait for the truck to back away. We had a half ton of garbage dumped on our sidewalk. I'm dumbemployed.

by hagio_project on 01/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( garbage truck yelling sidewalk )

At work today, I came back from a pizza delivery to find that a customer had complained I was late. I'd shown up fifteen minutes early! I tried to protest, but my boss said the customer is always right. Later, I found out he still hadn't given the customer a refund. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pizza delivery late )

At work today, my boss seemed to decide that yelling would be a better way to communicate than e-mailing. Good decision, boss. He shouted everything down the cubicle aisle instead of writing it. Result? I forgot pretty much everything I was supposed to do. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( yelling cubicles email )

At work today, my grandma came into work to get the grand tour. Not so "grand," but it is a tour. Anyway, her walker ended up getting stuck on the hallway carpet. My boss's solution? Rip the walker up and push grandma out of the way. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/12/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( grandma walker carpet )

At work today, we had the TV turned on to ESPN 2. They were showing some motocross event, and none of us liked it, but it was on. My boss flipped the channel without asking. "Sissy stuff," he said. Then we watched TLCs "Flip This House" an hour later. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tv espn2 motocross )

At work today, I was surfing the web when my boss ran into the store with sweat on his face. "See! I did it! I've discovered the secret to getting business." He pointed at his stomach- he was wearing a giant, red sandwich board. Nobody came in the rest of the day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/09/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sweat sandwich board sales )

At work today, I had been painting the walls on a room. My boss personally came to check up. I left to the paint store and took 2 hours there and back. When I came back, I noticed the door was locked. My boss was locked in the room, and my phone was off. With 64 missed calls. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/08/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( painting locked missed calls )

At work today, I received a new tie from my boss. It was a pretty nice gift. Of course I have to wear the tie now. It has a picture of a pink elephant on it. I don't know if it's a message or an omen. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/07/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tie elephant message )

At work today, there was a knocking at my door. I was proud enough to have an office that I didn't think who might be outside. It was the mail guy. Apparently , I'm in trouble for not putting my number on my door. I'm dumbemployed.

by saturn1717 on 01/07/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( knocking mail door )

At work today, my managers just ignored me when I said good morning. They never help me with customers screaming on the phone and they ignore me when I speak to them! It annoys the living daylights out of me when people ignore me!!! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/06/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( ignore good morning jerks )

At work today, this superhero doll was shipped to the office. I kept it with me at reception. Eventually, the guy I work for showed up at the desk. "Is that the vintage Superman from 1939?" He was sweating. Then he insisted it was for his son. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/04/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( superhero doll vintage )

At work today, I got a text from my boss. "Sorry, it said. Need you to finish up cleaning the back room." I would have done it. But I got the text after I'd showered and was about to go to bed. I still went to work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/04/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( text cleaning shower )
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