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At work today, I returned from the gym after lunch. I showered, of course, but my boss still said I stank. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( stink gym lunch )

At work today, I gave in on my diet and went to McDonald's for lunch. There, I ran into my boss. He saw what I had- a Big Mac and Large Fry- and complimented me for being healthy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( diet mcdonalds boss )

At work today, my boss tried to teach us all CPR. That's appropriate for a lifeguard, but not for a small accounting firm. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cpr lifeguard accounting )

At work today, my supervisor assigned me to an overnight shift in the Children's Ward. I asked him why- he replied it was because he didn't like me. It wasn't a joke. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/13/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hospital children's ward overnight )

At work today, my manager called me into his office to chat about strategy- for March Madness. I'm dumbemployed.

by basobreak on 08/12/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( march madness pool strategy )

At work today, my boss was talking about "Hump Day." He was referring to a Monday. I didn't ask a follow up question. I'm dumbemployed.

by madeline_ann on 08/10/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hump day monday awkward )

At work today, I traveled to SF and Skyped to my boss. I then spent 10 minutes instructing him on the phone how to use it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/09/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( skype phone technology )

At work today, my boss requested that we all "show some class" and tuck in our shirts. His shirt was produced by Ed Hardy. Now that's class. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/08/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( ed hardy class fashion )

At work today, I listened to jazz on my headphones. My boss asked me who I was listening too. I told him. "What kind of name is Dizzie?" he asked. I'm dumemployed.

by sinserel on 08/07/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dizzie gillespie jazz music )

At work today, I rethought my approach to my job. Instead of listening to my boss, I'm going to imagine a happy place. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/05/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( boss happy place imagine )

At work today, my supervisor winked at a possible new hire. I asked him why he did it. "Because she's hot." At least he didn't lie. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/04/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hire wink hot girl )

At work today, my manager gave me a "creative writing sample" for me to check out, since I'm a part time poet. Let's just say I expected less rhymes with "feces." I'm dumbemployed.

by starsforlilah on 08/03/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( creative writing manager poetry )
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