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At work today, I left something in the microwave about a minute too long because I was on a sales call. When I got to the kitchen, my boss was standing over my plate, glaring. "You don't care about this company," he said. I just closed a 30,000 dollar sale. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sales microwave kitchen )

At work today, I was riding in the elevator and my boss saw the Shampoo I bought. She started making the "Oh" noises like in Herbal Essence commercials. I told her my Shampoo was actually a different brand than the commercials. "What commercials?" she asked. I'm dumbemployed.

by madmax2000 on 11/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( shampoo herbal essence commercials )

At work today, my manager brought in her five year old to work. He may be the cutest human being I've ever met. And I got to watch my boss yell at him all day. She is even worse with him than the employees. I wish it were the other way around. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/14/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( kid cute yelling )

At work today, my boss showed up to work after lunch with an interesting change. She has a Chinese symbol tattooed on her ankle. Since I sit next to her, I got to spend all day watching the skin peel. I don't want to ask what it means. It's not worth it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/14/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tattoo symbol chinese )

At work today, I was on the phone to set up phone service for our jobsite trailers and for our main office. I was talking for a good 15 minutes detailing our needs. I hung up and my boss, sitting next to me, tells me we don't need phones in the trailers. Little slow there, bud? I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 11/13/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( phone trailers slow )

At work today, I picked up burritos for the office. That's certainly a smelly job. When I'd almost come back to the office, I dropped the bag on the ground. I had to go back and get them with my own money. Credit card maxed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( burritos drop credit card )

At work today, I had to order a bouquet of roses for my boss' wife's birthday. I asked him what her favorite flowers were. He didn't remember. Sadly, I did. I know his wife better than he does. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( flowers secretary birthday )

At work today, we heard some really scary lightning outside. I jumped a little at the last one and felt a hand on my shoulder. My manager was holding me down. "I've seen better men than you killed by lightning," he said. "Don't die on me." Wow. I wanted to run outside. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/09/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( lightning jump shoulder )

At work today, I needed to defrost my lunch before heating it up. It takes about 5 minutes. I went in extra early to do it- 10:30- and my boss came in a second later. He gave me a dirty look and told me to buy a nice hot lunch from now on. I make minimum wage. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/09/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( defrost microwave lunch )

At work today, My reporting manager disapproved my appraisal request. When I returned to my seat, I started chatting with my colleague about the manager. Guess who actually received my chat scripts? My manager. I'm dumbemployed.

by SherThapa on 11/08/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( im chat complaining )

At work today, I noticed a pair of dirty glasses on the bathroom sink. I was about to turn them into the lost and found when my boss burst out of a stall. "Those are mine!" he shouted. "I'm cleaning them." Guess who didn't pull his pants up to tell me that? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/06/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( glasses bathroom cleaning )

At work today, my boss was spoiling the new Harry Potter movie for everybody by saying the parts he didn't like. One of us told him to quit it. That person doesn't work here anymore. I'll never see an unspoiled movie again. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/06/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( harry potter spoilers fired )
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