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At work today, I emailed my re-re-re-re-recorrected report to my boss, who was working from home. He called me up on my way home (35mi commute) to tell me I sent the wrong report. After 30 minutes of him accusing me of being incompetent, he realized he was opening the wrong email. I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 03/28/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( reports commuting accusation )

At work today, I showed my boss a new draft of some stories that I've been working on for our company newsletter. He stared at it for a while and grimaced. "Once the newsletter gets popular," he said, "maybe we'll actually get some good stories." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( journalist stories newsletter )

At work today, we started scanning IDs instead of using our punchcards to punch in. Our boss stood next to the scanner the entire time. He said he didn't trust it. It's a scanner. If he wanted to catch people being bad, he should have checked out the break room. I'm dumbemployed.

by madir on 03/26/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( ids scanner beak room )

At work today, my boss continued listening to "Pokerface" non stop. Except now he dances inside his office. The problem is that he doesn't realize his blinds are open. The good part? He's a surprisingly agile dancer. I watch. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pokerface lady gaga dancing )

At work today, my boss convened a meeting where we all were are cream puffs (or something like them). When I got out, my boss pointed at my nose. I scraped away cream and asked him how long it had been there.  "About an hour," he said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cream puffs nose messy )

At work today, I was invited to play Uno with a couple of my colleagues during break. I had lost track of the time and a Supervisor caught me red handed and called me "unprofessional" in front of everyone in the office. I'm dumbemployed.

by Deano on 03/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( uno break unprofessional )

At work today, I was forced to go to a big party celebrating our company's anniversary. My boss told me dress was "semi-formal." I showed up in a suit. He was wearing khakis and a polo. He told me that I didn't need to show everyone up. So now I'm in trouble. I'm dumbemployed.

by kagdilag on 03/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( anniversary suit khakis )

At work today, I listened to my boss argue about professional wrestling for almost an hour (our cubes are way too close together). He finally stopped and slammed his phone on the receiver. Then he turned to me. "Sorry," he said. "Stuck on the phone with my wife." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( wrestling cubicles phone )

At work today, I spent the entire time listening to my boss rant about illegal immigrants. I didn't care- he was running out the clock. But then, once work was over, he realized he was supposed to schedule landscaping for his house. Suddenly, his views changed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( immigrants landscaping hypocrisy )

At work today, I was tasked to go get lunch for my boss. She requested that I bring her back a plain cheeseburger and some fries. Simple enough. Except it took the restaurant a half hour to get it right. But guess who got blamed? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( boss cheeseburger fries )

At work today, my boss suddenly decided that Elton John is the "store musician." That means that all day while I sold childrens' clothes, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" was playing in the background. I sang aloud after the first hour. I'm dumbemployed.

by staticbroadcast on 03/17/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( elton john store musician singing )

At work today, I think I literally took ten smoke breaks. Yeah, I'm totally an addict. I came back from one and found my boss  standing in the doorway, looking angry. I thought I was in trouble until he spoke. "Damn it," he said, "I wish I could smoke again." I'm dumbemployed.

by valaannauru on 03/15/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( smoking cigarette depressing )
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