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At work today, my male supervisor smelled surprisingly...floral. Later, I saw him at his locker. Looks like he doesn't know the difference between cologne and perfume. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( floral cologne perfume )

At work today, my boss told us his role model is Warren Buffett. That's great, bud. But you manage a TCBY. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tcby buffett role model )

At work today, my boss insisted we upsell guests to our shrimp platter. He chastised me after I failed to convince one table- even though the kid at the table had a shrimp allergy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( shrimp platter allergies )

At work today, I brought in homemade caramel apples for the store. Later, I heard my boss telling my coworker to "watch out for razor blades." Really? I'm dumbemployed.

by ein_bisschen on 09/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( caramel apples razor blades homemade )

At work today, my supervisor locked himself in his office all day because of a "big project." Later on, we snuck in when he was in the bathroom. His computer screen was set to Match.com. I guess it is important...I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( online dating project computer monitor )

At work today, my manager was collecting sponsors for his marathon. He makes twice as much as me, but wants a donation. I asked for a raise first. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( marathon sponsors donation )

At work today, the 24 year old boy wonder came up with a plan for me: more overtime. He doesn't understand some of us have a family and commute. He also doesn't understand life after puberty. Little jerk. I'm dumbemployed.

by sveta_sz on 09/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( young commute puberty )

At work today, I was watching old SNL clips at my desk. My boss came up behind me and started laughing. Loud. Until I closed the window. Passive aggressive much? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( snl clips window )

At work today, my boss wanted me to research something and he told me to "Bing it." Am I in a Microsoft commercial all of a sudden? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( research google bing )

At work today, my boss decided to send an email to the floor putting his foot down. The subject line read "Reply that you have read and understood what I am SAY". No I do not understand what you "am SAY." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/10/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( email floor grammar )

At work today, my boss's ex-wife sauntered into the office. She demanded that he talk to her and I heard them yelling. Apparently, she thinks half of his cubicle belongs to her in the settlement. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( ex-wives cubicles settlement )

At work today, my boss was telling us about his hiking trip. He included details about "human waste dispoasl." There's an image I wish I could unsee. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hiking human waste hiking )
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