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At work today, my manager said that she was exhausted from her baby. I could see that with a six month year old. But her daughter is 4. My manager can't manage a kid. How should she manage us? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( manager baby six months )

At work today, I played guitar for an hour in a Potbelly Sandwich shop. My boss told me to play Beatles songs. I played Bob Dylan the whole time and he didn't even notice. I kind of would prefer it if he got mad. I'm dumbemployed.

by unleashed_soul on 11/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( music guitar beatles )

At work today, I took in a detergent coupon. My supervisor talked about it to me later. It only saved 80 cents- but I got reamed for an hour because it was fake. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( detergent coupon reamed )

At work today, I shared a dirty joke with my boss. He laughed while he was next to me. After that, he wrote me up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dirty joke laughing wrote up )

At work today, my boss claimed he was building a "solarium" in his house. We asked him what it was. Of course, he couldn't explain it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( solarium ask house )

At work today, I had red wine at a lunch with my boss. It was amazing to have wine at lunch. Not so amazing to spill it on the tablecloth, my boss's meal, and his khaki pants. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/08/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( red wine lunch spill )

At work today, my manager called all of us into the kitchen. "One thing," he said. "I need to emphasize that you should not be licking the spoons before you give them to our guests." This is an actual problem? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/07/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( kitchen licking spoons )

At work today, I entered into salary negotiations with my boss. My position? A raise to keep up with inflation. His? A gift basket. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/06/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( salary negotiating gift basket )

At work today, I was supposed to give a speech for having a great sales quarter. The only problem is that my boss spent so long introducing me that I only had one minute to speak. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/04/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( quarter sales introductions )

At work today, my supervisor went on a huge rant against "Dancing With the Stars." That wouldn't be weird, normally, except for the fact that I work on a construction site. I'm dumbemployed.

by takeiteasy11 on 11/03/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dancing with the stars construction weird )

At work today, I replaced a dead light bulb with a new one. My boss saw me standing on a chair and asked me if I had a license to change the bulb. I thought he was joking. He wasn't. I'm dumbemployed.

by east_coast_89 on 11/02/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( light bulb chair license )

At work today, my boss wanted me to work on "message distribution" for the restaurant where I work. Translation? Put a bunch of fliers on windshields. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/31/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( message fliers cars )
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