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At work today, my boss had me and my partner working on the yuppie north side of town. When we came back, he asked if we'd arrested anybody. I told him we hadn't and he told us to work harder. I saw a stroller jaywalk. Does that count as a moving violation? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cops police jaywalking )

At work today, the movie trailer I was watching locked up my computer halfway through. Of course, my boss saw me at that exact moment. He asked me what happened and I told him it was a virus. He believed me. I don't know if I'm happy or ashamed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( trailer movie virus )

At work today, the window had this insanely gross wasp plastered on the outside. My manager decided to go outside and peel it off with his bare hands. Oh, did I mention that the wasp was actually still alive? My boss got stung in the cheek. I'm dumbemployed.

by val6711 on 09/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( wasp bare hands cheek )

At work today, I asked for permission to research some international opportunities for the company. My boss asked me if I knew French. That would be a good question. Except the opportunities were in Asia. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( international opportunities french asia )

At work today, the word of the day was "hide." We had a bunch of accountants going on a rampage to see who was "inefficient." I hid my extra stacks of paper from the copier. My boss, however, did not hide the extra computer monitor he has hooked up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hide accountants monitor )

At work today, I brought in a bottled water to fill up at the water cooler. My boss walked over and tapped me on the shoulder. Apparently, whole bottles are against protocol. I have to use the cups. Because that's less wasteful? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( bottled water water cooler wasteful )

At work today, my boss invited me out to have lunch with him. No one wants to eat with their boss, so I said "No thanks" and told him I was busy and went out with my buddies. Guess who decided to eat at that restaurant? My boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( lunch buddies awkward )

At work today, everybody was talking about celebrities dropping like flies. My boss yelled at us to cut it out. Later that day, we noticed him in a corner, crying by himself. Wow. He's 250 pounds and has tattoos. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/13/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( celebrity flies crying )

At work today, we were all helping to move some ancient boxes. Manual labor! Fun! Anyway, my boss bent over to get one of them and we saw his underwear. Yuck. And, I saw some sort of cartoon character. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/12/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( underwear lifting cartoons )

At work today, the loudest screaming noise was coming from outside the window. I looked outside- the shift supervisor was yelling. He came back in and I asked who he was talking to. "My daughter," he said. I'm dumbemployed.

by hagehock on 09/12/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( yelling daughter cell phones )

At work today, they cut hours (including mine). So instead of having a few good workers working regularly, we have a billion crappy workers and a few good workers working 2 days a week. Funny how the none of my boss's personal friends got their hours cut. I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 09/12/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hours boss cutbacks )

At work today, we all got Nutrigrain bars at our desks. We didn't know why at first, until we got the email from our boss. Apparently, he wants us to start eating at our desks instead of going out to lunch. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/12/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( nutrigrain desks eating )
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