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At work today, I told my boss I'd be a couple of minutes late from lunch due to a haircut. "I wouldn't know what that's like," he said. He's bald- and, apparently, pretty sensitive about it. I crept away without saying anything. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( haircut bald sensitive )

At work today, I was showing a condo to a middle aged couple. The guy liked it, but the woman didn't seem too excited. "I really don't like that painting," she said. Why does no one understand that the house doesn't come with decorations? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( condo decorations painting )

At work today, my preceptor started talking to me and my date at a coffee shop. I'm a neuroscientist, and he talked about technical stuff. We talked for about 40 minutes. It was a date. But after that lecture, my date dumped me immediately. Thanks, teach. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/22/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( neuroscientist preceptor date )

At work today, I had a jazz flyer on my desk. My boss walked by and looked horrified. "What is that?" she shouted. "It's a jazz flyer," I whispered. "Oh," she said. "I thought that 'A' was an 'I'." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( jazz cursing flyer )

At work today, I heard the boss mention he had to mail a $9,000 check to our supplier today. We are a manufacturer's representative- they are supposed to pay us. He forgot, however, to pay me my $650 payday check. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 05/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( check payday manufacturer )

At work today, my boss told me about a local incident where a guy driving while talking on his cell phone hit the mailman, killing him. Not five minutes after I left for the day, guess who was calling me on my cell phone? Yep. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 05/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cell phone calling death )

At work today, my boss went on for about an hour about expanding into "emerging markets." It was all incredibly serious and included a few long spreadsheets. I would be impressed. But our company makes Yo-yos. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( emerging markets serious yo-yos )

At work today, a girl told my boss that while she was honeymooning, someone nearby was murdered. My boss let out an unbelievably loud laugh. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( honeymoon laughing murder )

At work today, my boss emailed me from his computer. He wanted me to email him back the price of an item on our own website. This happens daily. I'm dumbemployed.

by Princetrunks on 05/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (23) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( websites email price )

At work today, while trying to "help" me, my boss managed to turn a 1800+ person mail list in Excel into a 168 person mail list. And then he saved it. I'm dumbemployed.

by kiki on 05/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (20) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( excel mailing help )

At work today, I got a call from the school saying my child was a disturbance. Apparently, he picked a hangnail and dropped it on the floor. I picked him up and took him to the office. That's when he decided to crash my boss's computer. I'm dumbemployed.

by heyyitsgenna on 05/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( computer child disturbance )

At work today, my boss asked how to turn off the capslock on her computer. I'm dumbemployed.

by Hapykamper on 05/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (36) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( computers capslock sad )
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