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At work today, we found out that our boss was switching us all from Blackberries to iPhones, even though they don’t work right for our email. When I asked my boss why, she went to Apple.com and started showing me the PC vs. Mac ads. They don’t even talk about phones. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/26/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( iphone blackberries computer )

At work today, my boss decided that our daycare center would become the first to let the kids determine when they took their naps. Yeah, that was a great idea. We had children bouncing off the walls the entire time. At least they were tired for the parents. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( daycare children parents )

At work today, we had ESPN on the television the entire time. Our manager is a new guy who’s a friend of the owners. Basketball, baseball, football- it didn’t matter, he watched it all with the volume cranked. Oh, I forgot to mention that we work at a manicure shop. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( espn sports manicures )

At work today, my boss finally returned from his trip to Thailand. We all knew what he went there for, but it was still a shock to see him in person. I think he looks good. Before he went to Thailand, his name had been Suzanne. We bought him a tie clip to welcome him back. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( thailand sex change tie clip )

At work today, I looked at the shift schedule and noticed that somebody had accidentally written my name in twice for the same day. I asked my boss what happened. "I don't make the rules," he said. Of course, he does make the schedules. Apparently that didn't matter. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( shift schedule name )

At work today, I noticed that my boss had a little stray pen mark above his upper lip. I tried to show him subtly, but then he asked what I was doing. I told him, and he nodded. "I'm actually growing a mustache. This is my second week." He wasn't joking. I'm dumbemployed.

by quickdrawgc on 02/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( mustache pen not joking )

At work today, we were all called into the conference room to listen to my boss. He was teleconferincing in from somewhere in California. At one point, the camera on the laptop slipped down a bit. Guess who was pantsless? I'm dumbemployed.

by fabricate_fiend on 02/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( teleconference california pantsless )

At work today, my boss took us all out to lunch. He's recently from France, and we went to Fuddruckers. Well, of course he ordered a hamburger. I'm pretty sure they have hamburgers in France. But he still used a knife and fork. I'm dumbemployed.

by tdogg09 on 02/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( france lunch hamburgers )

At work today, our boss came around to all of us and told us to use a new format for emails. Of course, he was wearing a polo two sizes too tight. So he was talking about format while his stomach hung out. I looked. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( formatting polo stomach )

At work today, I showed up about thirty minutes late. Whoops. When I got to my desk, my boss was sitting there. I was really worried at first. But then he looked up. “This chair is uncomfortable. Let’s get you new one.” And then he left. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/15/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( chair late the chair was still disgustingly warm when i sat in it )

At work today, I got a phone call. I telecommute, but I didn't recognize the number. I picked up and shouted "I don't need no telemarketing scumbags!" Someone breathed on the line. "Jenny," my boss said. "It's Tony. I'm calling from my cell phone." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/12/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( teleconference teleconference cell phones )

At work today, my boss actually quit his job. He made a big scene. At first we were all scared. Then he yelled "And I'm taking my team with me!" We all stared at our computer screens until he was escorted out the building. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/11/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( quitting computer building )
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