Bosses
by anonymous on 03/18/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, I think my boss finally realized that morale is pretty low because of the recession. He could change our policies, our pay, or our approach to team building. Instead, he decided to buy us candy for one day. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( morale candy team )
by oakenthrone on 03/16/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, we installed a new security camera system in the building. It looks like we needed it. We didn't catch any criminals or anything like that. But we did see the CEO hooking up with a prostitute in the parking lot. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( security camera ceo prostitute )
by anonymous on 03/16/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, our boss announced that he wanted to start a work book club. OK, whatever- it's worth a try. Then we found out the first selection. Sir, Dr. Seuss is not appropriate for adults. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( book club selection dr. seuss )
by anonymous on 03/14/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) PermalinkAt work today, I needed to translate an instruction manual from English to Spanish. Fun! My boss came over to my desk and looked at it. "Me Habla Spanish," he said and winked at me. No, sir, you don't habla. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( english spanish translate )
by anonymous on 03/13/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) PermalinkAt work today, my boss announced he was establishing a company gym membership plan. At first, I was really excited. Then I saw the gym. It was an exclusive boxing training area. My boss boxes. Nobody else does. It's great for him, I guess. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( gym boxing training )
by anonymous on 03/11/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, the main dining room was being repainted by a crew. I went inside with my boss. "Hmm," he growled, "this is more of a peach than the pink hue I wanted." The walls looked green. Remind me not to eat his peaches. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( dining room peaches green )
by anonymous on 03/11/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, my boss called me into his office. Lately, we've had a lot of layoffs in the department. He kept me on pins and needles for twenty minutes. I didn't get fired. Just a 5% paycut. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( office layoffs 5% )
by mad_at_today on 03/08/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, my eye was a little red because of some trouble with my contact lenses. I figured it would eventually get better as the day went on. I was wrong. Midday, my boss said that pinkeye wasn't so bad. After all, he told me, he'd had scabies. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( red eye contacts pinkeye )
by anonymous on 03/08/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) PermalinkAt work today, my boss came back from a two week vacation to the south of France. Naturally, he spent the whole day complaining: about the people, the wine, the food, and the flight. I listened to it. I took my last vacation to the Jersey shore. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( france jersey shore vacation )
by anonymous on 03/06/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, we were all hoping for a reprieve from a busy breakfast. We were denied. I must have had 8 full tables of customers. Later, I caught the owner complaining. "Am I supposed to take this money to the bank now?" he said. I still make minimum wage. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( minimum wage reprieve tables )
by anonymous on 03/06/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, a guy with a really bad haircut came in to buy some hair gel (not get a haircut). I sold him some, and as he walked out my manager glared at me. "If you did that to him," she said, "I'm very proud of you." She was serious. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( haircut hair gel proud )
« previous next »