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Overtime

At work today, I couldn't help but gaze at the clock waiting for 3:00 when my students leave. The clock finally turned to that golden moment when little, idiotic, Peter came to my desk.  He asked me if I could stay after to help him. I was stuck there for another twenty minutes. I'm dumbemployed.

by smartguy9211 on 05/25/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( teacher school extra credit )

At work today, at the library, it was extremely busy. Some genius had designed the front desk with a built-in bookdrop. So all day patrons came in, dropped their books in the drop, and right on the other side of the desk, we would bend down, pick them up and check them in. I'm dumbemployed.

by antnikko on 05/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( library librarian book drop )

At work today, I couldn't focus at all because of a date at night. Well, I managed to not finish a project due to it. That's when my boss (who is fat, BTW) told me I needed to have it done. I had to postpone my date to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( date fat postpone )

At work today, this one Tamales guy came into the bar to sell Tamales. I let him- local color, etc. Well, an hour later, my customers were in line for the bathroom. Those tamales were too hot. And a little too food poisoned. I'll get to clean the bathrooms tonight. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tamales food poisoning bathroom )

At work today, I got stuck inside the supply closet, literally. It was totally dark inside and I banged against the door for at least an hour.  I was about to quit when somebody opened the door- from behind me. It turned out I'd been facing the wrong direction. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( supply closet darkness directions )

At work today, one of my coworkers came in with the start of a Hitler mustache. Naturally, he made me defend it as Chaplinesque the entire day. It didn’t work. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/16/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hitler mustache chaplin )

At work today, I got to listen to the lady in the cube behind me talk about her painful sitting problem, her checking account balance, her rash, the weather and whatever else she could think of. Not to me. On the phone. She doesn't realize she's in a cube. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/15/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cubicles sitting talking )

At work today, the third grade of Avoca Elementary School entered our restaurant. This is not a good thing. I had to cook thirty different chicken fingers, make thirty milkshakes, and then help clean up. Third graders spill a lot. And they don't care. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/15/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( avoca elementary restaurant )

At work today, we spent longer trying to connect our videoconferencing software than we did actually talking. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/15/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( videoconferencing connect talking )

At work today, I sold a cylinder. The person came back five minutes later saying he’d misheard and actually needed a colander. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/15/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cylinders collanders spelling )

At work today, we got invitations to the next big corporate event: our summer party. This is the thing that we’re supposed to pin all our hopes on. It’s five months away. I’m dumbemployed.

by squeakerdude on 05/14/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( corporate event party summer )

At work today, I discovered that Native American rain dancing is alive and well. Except now it’s all about me in my parking lot at work, trying to get reception for my work phone. It did not rain. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/14/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( rain native american parking lot )
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