Overtime
by anonymous on 05/11/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I got my shift changed. Unfortunately, I've been working another job behind my boss's back. My new shift ends exactly when other job starts. I have some explaining to do. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( shift changed schedule )
by anonymous on 05/10/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) PermalinkAt work today, I purchased delicious cookies from the Girl Scouts for the office. After, I asked my coworkers for some money. All of them will "get back to me." I'm never getting paid for that Mint, am I? I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( cookies girl scouts money )
by ub3rt0xic on 05/10/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) PermalinkAt work today, I attempted- emphasis on "attempted"- to update my contacts file. Turns out that our company loves Windows a lot. Enough to make my job impossible. They won't even let me use my own Mac. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( mac windows pc )
by anonymous on 05/09/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) PermalinkAt work today, my IT "upgraded" Adobe. Now the Acrobat tools I need to do my job no longer work. When I asked why, they said they thought those tools might be misused. Know what's also a misuse of company time? People not doing their jobs. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( adobe tools it )
by anonymous on 05/09/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, our owner in California wanted to order a banner for our New Hampshire store. He wanted to use "their place in Cali" to save $15. Of course, shipping will cancel that out. And it will arrive 2 days late. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( shipping california late )
by anonymous on 05/07/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, I really wished we had a mailroom. I went to the post office to mail our packages. It took twenty minutes. Not because of lines, but because of idiot postal workers. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( post office postal mail room )
by anonymous on 05/07/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, one of our company's London bigwigs flew in. I was supposed to give him the downlow on the Boston office. Instead, I spent the entire time trying to find him a place to watch "Football" in the city. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( london football soccer )
by anonymous on 05/05/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I was trying to memorize my lines for a commercial I booked. I worked really hard to get all the dialogue down perfectly. Then, on set, the director told me: all my lines are going to be in voiceover, not dialogue. I could have just read them off the page. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( lines voiceover commercials )
by anonymous on 05/04/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) PermalinkAt work today, I tied my hair back into a ponytail for work before teaching. It kept coming undone, so I used a rubber band to hold it. Later, I was reprimanded for misusing school supplies. By the janitor. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( ponytail janitor rubber band )
by anonymous on 05/04/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, we figured out we needed to have more structure. But to do that, we would have to define what structure is and how we would like it. Try being hired to write a 200 pags essay, only to discover you have to invent paper first. Then ink. Then the pen. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( structure pen paper )
by anonymous on 05/02/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) PermalinkAt work today, I created a Powerpoint presentation for a meeting. It took a while and has over 200 slides. Guess what our company doesn't have? A projector. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( powerpoint projector slides )
by anonymous on 05/02/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I was a little ashamed. See, I have a bowel problem. And I can never judge when it will happen. I left for my break at 4:00. I returned at 5:15. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( bowel movement break toilet )
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