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At work today, I thought I might start reorganizing the company photo albums. Turns out we have more photos than I thought. Who knows why somebody took 208 photos at the 1997 company picnic. But they did- and now I'm filing it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( photo albums 1997 company picnic )

At work today, I was canvassing for a local political gruop. I don't actually agree with them, but they hired me. That didn't stop me from getting shouted off of two doorways. Before they slammed the door, I asked each person if they would just hire me instead. They didn't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( canvassing yelling doorways )

At work today, I thought I might break away from the group and work on some windows myself. Habitat for Humanity can get cliquey. Five minutes after I started, I overheard somebody else saying I'd gone "AWOL." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( awol habitat for humanity group )

At work today, my cash register kept jamming. So I had to swing my hip into it to get it shut. Bam! It was satisfying the first time. 98 transactions later, it wasn't so fun. I'm dumbemployed.

by jessicasonline on 05/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cash register transactions jamming )

At work today, I had the fun honor of being in the company dunk tank. I work with a whole mess of accountants. That means that I was sitting dry for almost the entire day. I've never been sadder than sitting up there waiting. Dorks. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dunk tank dorks sitting )

At work today, the top three beverage requests were Pinot Grigio with a side of ice, Jack & Coke, and iced tea. I work in a wine bar that only serves wine and water. We don't possess an ice machine. It's awesome explaining that several hundred times in an 8 hour shift! I'm dumbemployed.

by CorkDork on 05/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( wine bar ice )

At work today, we replaced "Evil Dave" with a new guy named Jason. He's not evil. But he's too nice. He asked so many questions I couldn't do my work. I work behind a bakery counter- I didn't even know there were that many questions to ask. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( evil dave nice bakery )

At work today, we got the schedules for the rest of the month. Turns out I'm working every Saturday night. I guess that's what happens when your coworker starts dating the skeezy guy who makes the schedules. I wish I had low standards too- I'd have better weekends. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( schedule dating skeezy )

At work today, I watched one person with directions telling another person how to fold a cardboard box. They gave up after 20 minutes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cardboard box gave up 20 minutes )

At work today, I stayed a little late. That's probably why my car was broken into. The window was smashed and my CD player was gone. The sad thing is that I was going outside to grab some stuff. I had to go back inside and finish work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( robbed car cds )

At work today, I hung up the flag outside our dealershp. My boss is a veteran, so the flag is huge. It took me almost an hour to get it perfect. Just as I was walking away, it started raining. I turned around and started taking it down again. I'm dumbemployed.

by bateofobia on 05/09/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( flag veteran rain )

At work today, the whiteboard was totally messed up with red, blue, and purple ink. But I only found a blue and purple marker. I lifted my finger to the red ink and smelled it. Honestly, who puts ketchup on a white board? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/08/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( whiteboard ink ketchup )
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