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At work today, I was sneezing like crazy. My coworker broke the strict no cats rule. I asked why. "Because I love cats," she said, matter of fact. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/19/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cats allergies sneezing )

At work today, my girlfriend called me at the counter. I work at a floral shop that specializes in phone orders. But for a half hour, I was taking orders from my girlfriend. Now I have to catch up on 17 messages. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/17/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( flowers call girlfriend )

At work today, I stayed in the office late to finish up a worksheet (yes, I know that sounds like a 7th grade homework assignment). When I was done, I realized that all the automatic lights in the office had shut off. The sensors didn't know I was alive. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( worksheet sensors lights )

At work today, I seriously believed that I could get someone to cover my Thursday afternoon shift. The store is slow that day and the work is easy. The only problem? I don't think anyone really...likes me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( thursday schedule shift )

At work today, I went down to HR to make a simple address change. I didn't escape his clutches until an hour and a half later. Do they really like telling us about updated company policy? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/13/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hr company policy address )

At work today, I searched for about three hours for a replacement for next Thursday, which is my birthday. Each time I explained why I needed to take off work, I was laughed at. Is a birthday really such a bad excuse? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/12/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( replacement schedule birthday )

At work today, I carried in 4 different boxes full of books from the warehouse. I was literally sore after it. Only then did I realize that I'd carried in the wrong 4 boxes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/11/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( boxes warehouse moving )

At work today, I predictably took a 15 minute nap during my break time. Fortunately, no one noticed that it lasted 20 minutes- except the time clock. Now I have to figure out a lie to explain why I clocked in late. Tornado, anyone? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/10/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tornado nap break )

At work today, I was busy making beds. That's my job- I work at a mattress store in the "samples" section. So I guess I'm financially unable to stop doing my chores. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/09/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( samples mattress beds )

At work today, they were playing "Feist" on the overhead radio, that song "1,2,3,4." I liked that song the first time I heard it. But now I've heard it at least a hundred. I'm convinced Feist counts down the minutes in hell. I'm dumbemployed.

by teardroppes on 01/07/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( feist music repeat )

At work today, I had a triple shift in our hospital. That's the usual thing you deal with. Except this time, I didn't even have a cot to crash on. My bed was the back of an ambulance. I'm dumbemployed.

by shores_log on 01/06/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( ambulance cot hospital )

At work today, I was reading over my lines for a walk on part I'm doing in a play. The good news is that my lines were doubled. The bad news is that I have about five minutes to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by ub3rgirl on 01/05/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( play walk on actors )
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