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Overtime

At work today, I had to drive home because I'd forgotten to turn off my oven. When I got back, there were two customers waiting at my checkout lane. I realized that I'd left the light on my stand. Even worse, nobody had walked over to turn it off.

by anonymous on 03/25/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( oven driving checkout )

At work today, we announced the teams for the annual basketball tournament. Even though it's "just for fun", everyone takes it really seriously. My team includes two people over 300 pounds. And they aren't tall. We're going to have to practice. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/23/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( basketball team overweight )

At work today, I worked an overnight shift at the hospital working in the pharmacy. At the exact point when I thought I'd finished all my assignments, a doctor dropped off five more orders. I was tempted to take some adderol for myself. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/14/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hospital pharmacy prescription )

At work today, I finally figured out how to make my chocolate-peanut butter cookies taste right. I gave one to a kid as a surprise. He swelled up immediately. I didn’t know he had a peanut allergy, so I spent the rest of the day at the hospital making sure he was OK. I’m dumbemployed.

by taylorweiss on 03/11/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( peanut butter cookies allergies )

At work today, I was assigned to the student union in my college. It’s finals right now, so things were busy with students buying coffee. As a student, I have finals too. But I’m also broke. So now I’m working every shift. Who knows when I’ll have a chance to actually study. I’m dumbemployed.

by sinclairfan on 03/09/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( studying union finals )

At work today, I was stuck tagging old butterfly bodies with species names. I realized about halfway through that I was putting the tags on upside down. It took me two hours just to flip them around. And I still have to do the other cases. I’m dumbemployed.

by im_iller on 03/07/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( butterflies tags cases )

At work today, we were putting together the finishing touches on an analysis of a soon to be bankrupt financial firm. It was an OK case study, but had taken way too long. Then my coworker turned on MSNBC. Guess which company’s getting a bailout? We have to redo the entire paper. I’m dumbemployed.

by mad_strawberry on 03/06/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( banks analysis msnbc )

At work today, I was supposed to chart weather patterns in southern California for the previous six months. It was a little dull after the fourth hour. Later, a coworker came over and revealed that I was supposed to be recording stats for northern California instead. I’m dumbemployed.

by sephkimara on 03/05/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( weather california statistics )

At work today, my friend Jade quit (yes, her name is Jade. no, I'm not a stripper). Anyway, it turns out that she quit for a good reason. She hasn't worked the past three months. Guess who's catching up for her? Thanks Jade. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/02/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( jade stripper quitting )

At work today, I was working with a coworker on a new draft for a mall brochure. Every ten minutes, she kept getting a "great new idea for how to fix it." Nothing was wrong, but each new idea means twenty more minutes of me making mock-ups this weekend. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/28/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( brochures design mock ups )

At work today, I was trying to save a second copy of a computer file. Well, a friend came up and talked to me about her cat for ten minutes. Of course, my screensaver came on. Guess who lost their file? At least know about a stupid cat. I'm dumbemployed.

by enifer_t on 02/28/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cats screensaver file )

At work today, I was forced to reorganize the coat closet. It took a surprisingly long time and, since I have allergies, left me sneezing. My boss scratched his stubbly little beard. “Now this, kid, is why I hired you.” I smiled and nodded at him. I have an MBA. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( coats allergies mba )
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