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Overtime

At work today, the cafeteria decided, for some reason, to "switch things up" and take away the ketchup we normally use and replace it with gourmet stuff. The only problem? They forgot to open the bottles. I was stuck prying at it for a half hour. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( ketchup lids cafeteria )

At work today, I was given a very interesting assignment. My boss is giving a speech to industry big wigs and wants ten "totally unknown" factoids about the business. I work in water pipe maintenance. And the factoids have to be interesting. This could take a while. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( water maintenance factoids speech )

At work today, first blood was drawn in the corporate volleyball tournament. We won. But tomorrow we're playing against the Heglin twins. They're over six feet tall. And Swedish. I spent all day today studying volleyball strategy. I'm dumbemployed.

by bastet_mau on 09/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( twins swedish volleyball )

At work today, I spoke to an efficiency expert who wants to hack my employees away, unless I can find a way to justify each of them. The kicker? He wants a page about each one. I have fifty people working under me and a lot of work to do. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( efficiency layoffs summary )

At work today, I finally finished outlining the presentation I was going to make to our board. Then I noticed a lonely little line hidden at the bottom of the assignment email. They want Powerpoint too. Now I'm stuck all night learning how to use it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( presentation board powerpoint )

At work today, I was assigned to work the dressing room. I was showing someone in and knocked on a door. No response. I knocked again. No response. I opened the door. Naked man! I'm scarred for life, but my boss is punishing me with overtime. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dressing room naked punishment )

At work today, I stumbled trying to find my way across campus. I got so lost that I showed up late for the day's most important meetings. I would be mad, but now I'm madder. Nobody noticed that I was gone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/16/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( campus lost meeting )

At work today, we thought we'd have a little fun and play some games on the work computers. Not a good idea. Once we got caught, we were told we weren't getting paid for as long the logs said we'd been playing games. So, basically, I'm broke now. I'm dumbemployed.

by sarastrummer on 09/16/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( games computers caught )

At work today, we were supposed to be finishing up all our work for the month. Yeah, like that's gonna happen. It didn't help that for an hour we had a full IT outage. The IT guy was at lunch. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/16/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( it overworked outage )

At work today, I decided to go home a little early because I had spent the previous 6 hours alone at the office surfing the internet. As I'm waiting for the elevator, my project manager shows up with an excited "Oh good, you're still here. I need your help right away". I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 09/15/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( early help late )

At work today, I was trying to sequence some songs for an upcoming DJ set. Then there was a power outage. When the power came back, I realized my computer had crashed and every file was corrupted. I have a lot of new downloading to do. I'm dumbemployed.

by swoonghost on 09/10/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dj power crash )

At work today, we started getting about three phone calls a minute about our cupcakes. Apparently, someone famous tried our stuff and liked it. Her name? Oprah. Heard of her? I won't be resting any time soon. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/09/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( phone calls oprah cupcakes )
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