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At work today, my shoes kept getting untied and I got made fun of a lot. I double knotted them to show all those jerks! Then I realized I'd tied my shoes together. I let them mock me, now. I'm dumbemployed.

by severals on 11/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shoes laces tied )

At work today, we were taking pictures of the office for the company newsletter. I managed to take about forty when I decided to check how it had gone. Turns out I had taken forty pictures. But I had the lens cap on. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( newsletter pictures lens cap )

At work today, I felt like I was talking to an eight year old. Every time I said something about our distribution plan, he said "Why?" It was why, why, why all day. I wasn't talking to an eight year old though. He's our regional supervisor and makes 30k more than me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/16/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( distributors regional why )

At work today, I was biking to work. It's usually a nice commute. But today, I ran into a pothole on the road and skidded about 14 feet. I'm lucky I'm alive. Of course, I was late. And my boss made me stay late too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( bike commute skidded )

At work today, I started getting anxious about the release of Windows 7. I upgrade all our software. I got my hands on a demo and started going- and then immediately crashed the system. I've stayed up all night reversing the changes to Vista. Which I hate. I'm dumbemployed.

by wanaseebones on 11/13/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( windows it upgrade )

At work today, I kept being teased by everyone in the office for getting a new haircut. At least they noticed. But the teasing went on so long that I couldn't take it anymore. I blew up. Now I'm hiding under my desk so nobody will bother me to apologize. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/13/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( haircut teasing hiding )

At work today, one of our customers came inside with fake fangs on. I asked him what he was doing. "Don't look at me," he said. "I'll only hurt you." I'm officially done with the vampire trend. At least I didn't get bit. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( fangs vampires bit )

At work today, Star Wars II was on TV. Naturally, we all stopped working to check it out. And my boss acted like it was totally cool. When 5PM rolled around though, he suddenly decided we need to "catch up on lost time." It wasn't worth it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( star wars ii tv catching up )

At work today, I was given the assignment to compile a recycling report for our division. Well, since my boss hates recycling, we don't do it. Now though, he's getting pressure from corporate. I was forced to make up a 36 page document on our "green" policies. I'm dumbemployed.

by wallen on 11/10/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( recylcing recyclables report )

At work today, I was stuck in the airport security line as usual. I asked the security guard if there was anything I could do to go a little faster. That convinced him to pull me over and frisk me. I can still feel his hands. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/08/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( airport security frisk )

At work today, my wife called and said she had a few errands for me to do. The errands included getting groceries, going to city hall, returning library books, and getting the oil changed. I work more at home than at work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/08/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( errands wife home )

At work today, A guy brought in bacon to cook in the microwave. He burnt it. We are currently working in a temporary workspace. 14 people in a double-wide modular office. We get to smell burned bacon all day, and probably tomorrow too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/06/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( bacon burn microwave )
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