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At work today, another coworker emailed me to translate some Spanish for her. See, I pretend that I know Spanish. Unfortunately, Google Translate isn't as good as I originally thought. It told me her client asked to "Purchase seven Guava." I think I'll get caught soon. I'm dumbemployed.

by madefor_me on 07/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( translate spanish google )

At work today, the assistant supervisor friended me on Facebook. I decided to clean up the embarrassing pics. I've deleted 124 so far. And I'm only halfway done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( facebook pictures embarrassed )

At work today, I used a dot matrix printer to print information from our system-wide DOS operating system (we're a national company with offices in more than 30 states). I didn't realize you could still buy paper for a dot matrix printer. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( printer paper printer new technology )

At work today, I was assigned to reply to any blog posts about our company using a fake name. I thought it'd be a cakewalk. It isn't when your company is posted about 100 times a day- and mostly by people who hate it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/12/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( blog fake name commening )

At work today, I thought I'd take on the little project of indexing company employee ID cards. Turns out we have more employees than I realized. Abotu 1,000 more. I'm not even halfway done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( id indexing employees )

At work today, I wish I could have gotten overtime. Instead, they cut everyone back to 30 hours a week to save money. Not only is it boring. It's also making me poor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( overtime 30 hours cutbacks )

At work today, I spent the entire day trying to find out what caused all our QuickBooks data since March to disappear. At midnight, I discovered that accountant had opened an old version after her computer crashed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( accountants quickbooks crash )

At work today, I couldn't find anywhere to park and was running late. I ended up having to stall my car in a 10 dollar a day place. My wage is 10 dollars an hour if I'm lucky. And I only worked three hours today. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/08/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( 10 dollars hour parking )

At work today, the new guy decided he was going to "really get his job on track." Apparently, that means forcing me to sync his email, show him how to online bank, and hooking up a new mouse. Did I mention he also wanted me to teach him how to use Google? I'm not even in IT. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/06/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( it computers new guy )

At work today, I wore a special pantsuit into work- my sister gave it to me for my birthday. I got a few compliments. Then, I ripped the seat. Now I have to stay in my chair until everyone leaves so I can walk out of the office without being embarrassed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/06/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pantsuit ripped embarrassed )

At work today, we decided that our group would go out and have lunch. The service was...subpar. It took us half an hour to get to appetizers. I had to leave once they brought our water just to get my work done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/03/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( lunch service slow )

At work today, I got a medical call at work from the doctor. Let's just say the news wasn't good. I told my boss that I needed a little time out as a result. He said I should work through it. I don't know if I'll survive. Literally. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/03/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( medical call doctor survival )
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