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Overtime

At work today, we shared business secrets over coffee breaks. That means gossip. It was still our most productive meeting in months. I'm dumbemployed.

by gabischon on 07/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( coffee break gossip )

At work today, we found out our business model, logo, and design was copied by another resale company. Instead of making them change, we're changing it all. I'm dumbemployed.

by madpuffinman on 07/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( business model logo design )

At work today, the new estimates for sales came in. The good news: sales are up. The bad news: we have nowhere near the staff or inventory to fulfill it. But we aren't hiring more because of the "recession." Cool. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sales recession staff )

At work today, I prayed that there'd be some relief for yours truly, the hardest working hostess in the biz. Of course, there wasn't. And we had an evening rush. Wearing a tight black outfit doesn't help. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/13/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( black hostess restaurant )

At work today, I thought I'd be a dutiful little worker and replace the printer cartridge. Splat. Now my hands are covered in ink and I can't get it off. Did I mention I'm a manicurist? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/13/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( manicures printer ink )

At work today, I wore a cute new striped shirt that I just got on sale. Then I got assigned to help apply barbecue sauce to all the meat we're serving. Now my striped shirt has way too many red polka dots. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/11/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shirt striped barbecue )

At work today, the internet went down. Since my job requires the internet, I had nothing to do. I asked to leave early, but my boss shook his head. I stayed at work, and it was the longest five hours of my life. I almost died. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/06/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( internet five hours dying )

At work today, the nastiest dog came inside the restaurant. We told the customer that animals were against the rules, and he said he'd take the dog out. But he didn't do it before it barfed on the floor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/06/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dog restaurant barf )

At work today, we had a group of senior citizens come into the restaurant since their bus had broken down. I work at a Taco Bell. Guess how many of them knew what a taco was? And guess who had to explain it, loudly, to every single person? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/06/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( senior citizens taco bell tacos )

At work today, the minor league baseball field I work at got pranked. Teenagers had mowed a drawing of a penis into the grass. Now I have to replace the grass for tomorrow's game. I'll be on the sod all night, looking at the new artwork. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/05/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( minor league penis grass )

At work today, there was a huge DVD sale for all the childrens' movies we have. The most popular DVDs were for toddlers. I was stuck checking out a thousand different families with babies. Loud, crying babies. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/05/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dvds children babies )

At work today, I wasn't given overtime, per se. But I was given a "redefinition" of my hours. Basically, they changed our shifts mid-shift so that we had to work doubletime. I'm so proud of the way that I work. I'm dumbemployed.

by ss_ee_nn_ee_kk on 07/05/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( redefinition shifts double time )
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