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Overtime

At work today, I tried lasting a little longer at the register without needing to rest my eyes. After a few hours I was covering my eyes between customers. That didn't make as good an impression as you think. My manager didn't pull me off- he just brought shades. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( register rest eyes )

At work today, the job got to me- I had to take a quick tobacco break. I was outside when I overheard my coworkers talking about me. They were saying that I was so dedicated to the job, I was probably working overtime inside, since they couldn't find me. I had a second cigarette. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cigarette break talking )

At work today, I was sorting through submissions for a contest our business is having. We used business cards as entries. You'd think that business people would be more dignified. You'd be wrong. Some of them stuffed over 50 business cards in the fish bowl. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( contest business cards fish bowl )

At work today, some beautiful women came into the office. I am a guy receptionist- a rare and sad breed. And easily persuaded. One of them managed to trick me into letting her shift an appointment a half hour later- during which I just stared. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( receptionist beautiful woman appointments )

At work today, my shoes came untied a few times while I was on the floor. That's a no-no- it makes us look unprofessional for cars. As punishment, my shift supervisor made me stay thirty extra minutes and practice tying my shoes. The sad part is that it helped. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shoes punishment tying )

At work today, we were performing "upgrades" on the computers in our system. Usually, upgrades means that things get more confusing. This was no exception. I spent an hour trying to manually translate the help manual from Japanese. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( upgrades japanese translate )

At work today, I thought that I'd be released from my cage at 3PM to go and wander the wild. Instead, they had me do paperwork til 5. The reason? The person I'm temping for wants to say an extra day in Cabo San Lucas. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/11/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( temp cabo 5pm )

At work today, my phone kept ringing during a meeting. I thought it would be rude to answer. Then the phone rang about eight more times. I eventually ducked out and answered it. My mom was calling. She wanted me to know that she'd found my number. I'm dumbemployed.

by kafra_service on 01/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( phone ringing mom )

At work today, I was making balloon animals at a birthday party for a group of eight year olds. Unlucky for me, they were "gifted" eight year olds. Three of them complained that my balloon dog wasn't anatomically correct. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/08/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( balloons animals birthday )

At work today, I went into a minor panic attack. Just a usual day. Anyway, I was freaking out in the bathroom when one of my coworkers started knocking on the stall. "Are you a junkie?" they asked. It turned out to be my intern. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/06/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( panic attack stall junkie )

At work today, I was forced to do some anti-hiring. I call it firing. Not a pleasant job, right? Well, it turns out it's even worse when you have a cold. Somebody told me "God bless you," as they were being fired. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/05/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( anti-hiring firing cold )

At work today, the hope of the office died. We had this one old traditional clock that never worked, so we set it five minutes fast and got to leave a little early each day. Well, that worked great. 5 minutes of sunlight means a lot. Today they replaced it. With a digital one. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/03/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( digital leaving clock )
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