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At work today, we required everyone in the building to get frisked by security. That would be a good idea. But I work in a senior citizens' center. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
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At work today, I left work early to pick up my son from soccer practice. I ducked out the door, ran, and sped to practice. Then I got there and found they were doing drills to keep them half an hour late. Glad I avoided my boss for that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
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At work today, we had a mandated "funstorming" session. It would have been fun, if we weren't "funstorming" about new accounting techniques for 2 hours. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/20/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
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At work today, we extended our store hours from 9-5 to 9-6. It would be a good idea. Except nobody comes in after 4 each day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
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At work today, I got to write my first movie review for an alt weekly! I love the idea that I'm getting paid to do it. I love it a little less that my first shift includes 3 movies, all of which made me want to gouge out my eyes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( movies reviews gouge )

At work today, a coworker arrived an hour late and took a 45 minute break during a shift that was originally five hours. You do the math. Two hours before his shift ended he asked if he could leave an hour early. Sad thing is, he's never been written up. I'm dumbemployed.

by Coolerking on 09/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( work coworkers break )

At work today, a new group of recruits came in. I shave their heads. And then I clean up the hair. At the end of the day, I had 5 garbage bags worth of hair. And that's because I'd thrown five away already. I'm dumbemployed.

by softersins on 09/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hair shave military )

At work today, I tried to get in touch with a local government source for my paper. 3 hours later, I'd heard about his grandkids, his grout, and his minor league baseball predicitons. But not about the new commercial zoning plans. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
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At work today, my store decided to make us use coffee mugs instead of styrofoam cups. They didn't tell us before our shift, of course. I feel like I've been here for 7 hours. It's been 15 minutes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
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At work today, these somewhat frightening men came inside the bar. I asked them what they wanted. They snarled. For Cosmos. I made them three times just to make sure I got it right. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/12/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( frightening cosmos bar )

At work today, a lab took off running with my hand caught in his leash. He flipped me over the cart that carries 80 lb bags of dog food. Landed on my knee. Doc says I need physical therapy for six weeks. The dog's name was Chuck Norris. Guess he knows dog fu. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/11/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
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At work today, a new trend started. Now, everytime that somebody says they might be late on a project, they get threatened with "I'll give you swine flu!" So far, I'm pretty sure I've gotten it wished on me 9 times. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/09/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( swine flu 9 wish )
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