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At work today,I worked from home in my sweatpants. It would have been nice, but then I looked at the clock. It was 2PM and I still hadn't taken a shower. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sweatpants clock shower )

At work today, our assignment was simple: alphabetize contracts. The less simple part was that we had to find the records first and put them into folders. We're on hour 5 of the lamest scavenger hunt ever. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( alphabetical order is fascist if you ask me contracts records )

At work today, I was subjected to a two hour training session. I wouldn't mind, but I've been working at this big box store for a decade already. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( training big box decade )

At work today, I shared my lunch with a coworker. He was pretty happy, so I felt good. Then he tapped me on the shoulder. "So, what are you bringing me tomorrow?" Uh oh. I started a terrible tradition. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tomorrow tradition lunch )

At work today, we were logging overtime hours. I have the most out of anybody in our store. My reward? A plaque. And an announcement that overtime wages are being reduced. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/09/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( plaque wages reduction )

At work today, I found out my start date at the law firm has been deferred another two months. Fabulous. I've been waiting a year. I'll probably never have an actual job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/09/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( lawyer start date deferral )

At work today, I showered in the locker room (we work in a hospital). When I got out, I realized that I hadn't brought any towels. And the ones that were supposed to be stocked were gone. Have you ever walked around in wet scrubs? Don't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/07/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( showered locker room scrubs )

At work today, I texted my girlfriend to meet me outside our store in 20 minutes. That's when my coworker decided to tell me about his civil war reenactment that weekend. Now I'm on the verge of being dumped. I'm dumbemployed.

by oakwoodsavage00 on 08/07/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( text civil war story )

At work today, I offered to get my friend some coffee. She told someone, who told someone else, and so on. By the time it was over, I had 15 coffee orders. I'm dumbemployed.

by baobeitriciia on 08/04/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( coffee friend orders )

At work today, my realtor called me at work. It turns out she needs some new documents to sell my house. They took an hour to obtain. Of course, she was out of the office when I tried to deliver them. Now I'm back at my own playing catch up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/04/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( realtor documents delivery )

At work today, I called in a favor so I could take an hour long lunch. Turns out my favor didn't get done- now I have to stay late to make up for what I missed because my friend didn't actually cover for me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/02/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( favor cover late )

At work today, I shared a secret with a coworker about my pregnancy. That was a good idea- I just received a mass email about tonight's baby shower. I'll be staying late, I guess. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/02/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pregnancy secret baby shower )
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