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Overtime

At work today, I caught the receptionist at front reading gossip columns for half the day. That would be fine, except for the fact that she was supposed to email me a contact list at 3 sharp. She was delayed until 4 because of the supposed difficulty of the work. Thanks, Speidi. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/29/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( receptionist gossip email )

At work today, I realized I'm a loser. I'm totally in love with this one girl at my work, but I can't make myself ask for her number. That's why I end up staying late. Today I folded jeans for about an hour extra unpaid. And I still don't have her number. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/27/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( loser crush jeans )

At work today, I left my purse at home, so I had to get a coworker to help punch me in/get me to my station/etc. I got home, used my spare key, and then checked my purse. I had three missed phone calls- my boss had been checking up on me and thought I'd skipped work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/27/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( purse keys phone )

At work today, I needed to charge my iPod at the front desk (which is kinda sorta against the rules). I got caught by one of my coworkers and denied the iPod was mine. As a result, I had to fish it out of the lost and found after my shift so I wouldn't get caught. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/26/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( ipod lost and found secrets )

At work today, I was left to finish mowing a lawn by myself while my partner trimmed some shrubs in the front. I drove the riding mower around the back of the house and eventually to the side. He was sitting on the steps drinking a cool glass of lemonade. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/26/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mowing lawn lemonade )

At work today, I answered the company's main phone. A woman asked if I knew the number for an unrelated company. I said no, she had a wrong number. She said she thought we might know it since we were listed below them in the phone book. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/26/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( phone phone book alphabetical order is fascist if you ask me )

At work today, my boss said that we should be using our laptops at work in order to save money. I don't have a laptop. I have a lousy iMac. He said he didn't care. So tomorrow I get to bring 1998 into the office. It's not so pretty anymore. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( imac computer 1998 )

At work today, I texted my girlfriend about half the time while I was working the drive thru. Obviously, that didn't work too good. So my manager saw me doing it and took the phone from me. He said I needed to earn it back. I don't get paid enough for that! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( text phone paid )

At work today, I took on an extra shift because I'm in summer school and- hey- it's just summer school. Well, at like four PM I got an email that our professor decided to "have a little fun" and assign an overnight paper. I'll be tending bar when I should be writing. I'm dumbemployed.

by namir_ff on 04/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( summer school professor bar )

At work today, I got wind that Stephen's birthday card was being circulated around the office. I wanted to sign it and jet, but I could never find it. I finally got the card about a half hour after I'd wanted to leave. There was hardly room for me to sign. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( stephen's circulated card )

At work today, I tried to explain to my coworker my plan for starting a mobile coffee truck. It's a long story. But anyway, it took so long that I ended up arriving late on my shift. The punishment was being "volunteered" to pull another shift afterward. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/17/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mobile coffee truck )

At work today, nobody- not nobody- was ready to go home at 5. Except, of course, for me. But I've been scolded about team spirit before. I ended up staying and watching YouTube just so I wouldn't be yelled at. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/16/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( team early youtube )
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