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At work today, I promised that I'd stick to basics instead of taking on an even more difficult project. That didn't go so well. Three minutes in, my coworker proposed that we do some "extra credit." That's why I'm still at the office at 10PM. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( basics new project extra credit )

At work today, I was editing a document when it got all garbled. Some weird error turned the apostrophes into random characters. Now I have to go through and find and replace all the screwy letters. The document is 1,062 pages long. It's about taxes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( editing apostrophes taxes )

At work today, I had the longest babysitting shift with a really collicy baby. It was terrible and just nonstop crying. At 11, the mom and dad got back and asked if I could stay the night. They offered me 10 extra bucks. I did it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( babies babysitting overnight )

At work today, nobody was on the job. Like, nobody. I don't know if it was a weird holiday or what. But we have ten registers. Three cashiers showed up. And I'm the only good one. I think I have carpal tunnel now. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( holiday understaffed cashiers )

At work today, the dreamy FedEx guy showed up again. He looks older than me, but he's still cute. I was so busy trying to flirt that I signed for the package without looking. Turns out it wasn't for our company. I spent all day figuring out how to correct the error. I'm dumbemployed.

by madequick on 06/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( fedex package wrong company )

At work today, I employed by powers of observation and noticed a flyer had a misprint, spelling "logistics" as "logestics." Unfortunately, I was stuck correcting the hundreds of files that have the exact same mistake. You don't even want to know the logistics of that. I'm dumbemployed.

by lacunabound on 06/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( flyer logistics logestics )

At work today, we were informed of a small mishap with the Scantron machine. Apparently, the forms we had printed had a nearly invisible residue that broke the machine. Now we have to grade them by hand. I'm in charge of a class with 1,240 students. Each test has 100 questions.  I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( scantron tests broken )

At work today, the manager at our building was replaced by a new frosty blonde woman. She immediately told me to empty out the dumpsters. I told her it wasn't me job. Then she said I wouldn't have any job if I didn't empty the dumpsters. I smell like banana peels now. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( frosty blonde manager dumpsters )

At work today, all our normal incandescent lights were replaced to be "energy efficient." So now we work under fluorescent ones. Now I can't see the light outside as well. So I accidentally stayed at work an extra half hour. I'm setting an alarm for tomorrow. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/17/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( lights fluorescent alarm )

At work today, our best cell phone salesperson was on vacation, and his substitute had to leave for an emergency. As a result, I was stuck as the one selling phones. So I had to spend 11 hours not only selling phones, but also learning what the heck the plans are. I'm dumbemployed.

by svs15 on 06/15/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cell phones sales plans )

At work today, the longest day ever just wouldn't end. I was finally getting ready to clock out when my boss stood by the punch clock with a trainee. He must have talked to him for ten minutes before letting me through. And I bet I'll still get in trouble for clocking out late. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/11/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( training punch card trouble )

At work today, there was a company wide email about how all employees are "highly encouraged" to do an upcoming "fun run." Awesome. I received a personal follow up call about it. I'm 285 pounds. I can barely walk up a flight of stairs. Now I have to run a 5k. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/10/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( running fun run 5k )
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