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At work today, I think my boss finally realized that morale is pretty low because of the recession. He could change our policies, our pay, or our approach to team building. Instead, he decided to buy us candy for one day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/18/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( morale candy team )

At work today, I was traveling from San Francisco to LA on a train, for a meeting. I don't mind those commutes. But I occasionally mind the seat mates. This time, I spend a few hours listening to a man named "Kale" tell me about his first wife. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/18/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( san francisco los angeles kale )

At work today, I realized that it was my and my girlfriends' anniversary. I was speaking to a maitre d trying to get a reservation on my work phone. I heard a beep. The receptionist told me I had another call. And that she hoped I got a table. She heard the whole thing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/18/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( receptionist reservation call )

At work today, I was playing piano in the mall. This is what I went to music school for. Anyway, I started taking requests in order to boost tips. I don't think I'll ever want to play the "Peanuts" song again. Ugh. I'm dumbemployed.

by scrumptious31 on 03/18/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( piano peanuts music )

At work today, my best friend and I were g-chatting on a few separate occasions. I ended up staying late for a conversation with my boss. Later, I looked at the g-chat logs. Apparently, I'd done over 1000 lines of g-chat nothingness. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/17/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( gchat friends conversation )
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