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by anonymous on 05/13/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) PermalinkAt work today, I ran a beer tasting for a group of post-grads. They were pretty orderly, except for one. He started seeing if he could shotgun beers. The beers were all bottled. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( post-grads beer bottle )
by madmadman01 on 05/12/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) PermalinkAt work today, I was cleaning pools- hopefully summer ends soon. I found a pile of leaves in the middle of the pool. No big deal. Then I saw that it was covering up a dead squirrel. I fished it out. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( cleaning pools dead squirrels )
by anonymous on 05/12/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, I was paying my home power bill at work. My boss saw me on the computer, but he didn't get mad. "You pay our power too?" he asked. "Good, I was hoping that somebody did it." Now I'm waiting for the lights to go off. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( power paying bills )
by anonymous on 05/12/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I called a restaurant to order a gift card for a client. She asked me for the "To" and "From." I said, "To Tom, from Citi" (the bank). She asked for my last name, and I gave it, and I asked her if she needed my first name too. She replied, "It's Citi. Right?" I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( citi gift cards bank )