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At work today, my friend Jane started at my job. Serving up fries. My friend Jane also quit today. I've been here 4 years. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fries friend jane )

At work today, I was asked to monitor an online reservations site for dinner openings. I assumed it was for a company meal. It was for my boss's date. Im dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( online reservations dinner date )

At work today, some people were watching a soccer game on the internet. Later, we got a call from security. While our cashiers were in a trance watching soccer, shop lifters made off with $1200 in goods. It wasn't even a good game. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( soccer security shoplifter )

At work today, a couple of people were practicing for the company wide skit contest. Yes, we actually have that. My coworker did an impression of Bill Clinton that sounded British. Everyone thought it was great. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( skit bill clinton impression )

At work today, this woman at work, Sue, declared she was going to lose 30 pounds in a week. We asked her how. "I saw it online," she said. "It has to be true." Sue has a lot to learn about the internet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( internet weight loss scams )

At work today, I must have switched the AC on and off about a hundred times. The final result? My coworker was frozen like a Popsicle and I was still sweating like a dog. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/13/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ac hot sweating )

At work today, I drove a truck for a bumpy eight hours. Is that not enough for you? Well, I found out once I stopped that the back right tire was only half full. That's why I kept bumping so much. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/13/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( truck bumpy driving )

At work today, the best thing almost happened. We had a fire alarm go off in the basement and the supervisor said that just to be safe we'd all evacuate. But then they figured out it was just a glitch. And we had to make up what we missed. I'm dumbemployed.

by bangel_manips on 07/11/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fire alarm supervisor glitch )

At work today, instead of speaking, one of my coworkers decided to write everything on notepad paper. We aren't very busy. But I found out that my coworker- who I had respected- spells at the level of a retarded third grader. F. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/10/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( speaking coworkers retarded )

At work today, I heard a strange moaning sound that seemed like a man was dying. Naturally, I rushed outside to see what had happened. Turns out it was a college kid on a didgeridoo. He also refused to stop. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/10/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( moaning didgeridoo refusal )

At work today, I had a tragic desire to print out some flyers for my band. I told my boss that I'd be right back. Anyway, to stop him from catching me, I offered to do some copy work. He gave me way too much. Now I'll miss band practice because of my assignment. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/04/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( flyer copy bands )

At work today, I attached receipts for office items I purchased using my personal funds to my timecard to be reimbursed for it (around $120), as they explained in the company policy. My check didn't include the reimbursement. I shouldn't be surprised- they haven't any other time. I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 07/04/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( timecard personal funds reimbursement )
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