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At work today, my cubicle neighbor kept hitting the wall between us. I coughed a couple of times to try and get him to stop. He didn't. I said his name. He kept going. I stood up and looked over the wall. He wasn't hitting his hand. He was hitting his head. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cubicles head hitting )

At work today, I experienced my first day on the job with crutches. My union guarantees me work, and I go in because I have a family. Turns out the job is a little harder than I thought. I'm a construction worker. With two broke legs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( union crutches legs )

At work today, a weird guy came in trying to get people to sign his city council position. The guy seemed like he was harassing customers and just being a bit of a problem. I stopped him to check out what he was circulating. It was for my mom's campaign for mayor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( petition city council mayor )

At work today, I looked in the mirror and saw my shirt had a huge sweat stain on the back. EWWW! I tried to change in the bathroom stall. Somehow, I got walked in on. The door was locked. And the person was not a girl. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ewww bathroom changing )

At work today, I was listening to the radio on the commute. The two wacky morning DJs were saying all the jobs they'd never have. Garbage man, post office guy, and McDonalds worker. I've had all those jobs. And I still have the third. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( garbage mailman mcdonalds )

At work today, my brother and sister came into work. A coworker saw us together. "You two are brother and sister," he said and pointed. Then he pointed at me. "So were you adopted? You don't look as good as them." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( brother sister adoption )

At work today, a customer asked me to flavor their coffee with cocoa. Not a problem, we do it all the time. The next person in line asked for it too. But they said they wanted the whole candy bar dunked into their drink. I hate to bring it up, but that's not how it works. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cocoa coffee shop flavor )

At work today, I was updating my MySpace profile. A coworker came up behind me and hit me in the head, telling me to use Facebook instead. OK. I'm on Facebook already. Can you understand why I'm not friends with the guy who hit me in the head? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( myspace facebook hitting )

At work today, for some reason, we were reviewing prom stories. Everyone was saying how they got drunk, or lost their virginity, or whatever. I told them I'd done all three. The truth is that I stayed home and played videogames. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/07/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( prom virginity drunk )

At work today, I had a new iPhone delivered to my office. I begged the receptionist to give it to me as quickly as possible. She watched me open it. "I don't see the fuss about an iPod," she said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/07/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( iphone ipod receptionist )

At work today, my girlfriend called me while bawling. She said we were growing apart because I spend too much time at work. I reminded her my hours had just been cut back. She cried more. I work about sixteen hours a week. Total. I'm dumbemployed.

by smashtastic1 on 11/04/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( crying call girlfriend )

At worked today, they announced that building construction would shut the water off from 2-3. I filled my bottle just in case at 1:50. My coworkers did not plan like me. I was siphoning them water the rest of the day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/03/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb
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