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At work today, I was taking a cigarette break when my coworker asked to bum a cigarette. I wouldn't mind that sort of thing normally. I'm a nice guy. But it's the fourth cigarette he's tried to bum today. There's a store down the street, buddy. I still gave it to him, though. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cigarette bum excessive )

At work today, I accidentally used my external hard drive on a company Mac instead of my PC. It reformatted the drive. Now I have to go to the computer store before lunch in order to recover all my day's work. I won't be reimbursed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( external hard drive computers mac )

Dumbemployed Guest Post: At work today, a co-worker convinced me to go away with him for the weekend. But after dinner he drove the wrong way down a one-way street and a cop pulled us over. He said he was going to be arrested, which made no sense, but sure enough he was spread eagle against the trunk and they impounded the car. I was left alone two hours from home and had to take the train. I'm dumbemployed. Guest Post by: My Very Worst Date

by anonymous on 09/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( arrested stranded co-workers )

At work today, I was composing some poetry on an extra napkin. Deal with it. Because my coworker couldn't. He stole the napkin from me and read it aloud to the entire staff. My poem was about a boy I had a crush on. So much for that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( poetry napkin jerk )

At work today, a motivational speaker came to my summer school class. It's a great break for me. But I don't think he was screened very well- this guy cursed nonstop. And I work at an elementary school. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( motivational speaker cursing summer school )

At work today, we were reviewing Supreme Court cases in order to prepare a summary about Sotomayor. Summer is so fun! I told my mom what I was doing and she clapped. "I love the Supremes!" she said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lawyer supreme court sotomayor )

At work today, I kept getting looks from my coworker Creepy McCreeperson. That's my name for him. He wasn't supposed to be scheduled today, but I found out from a coworker that he rescheduled his shift to work next to me. I think he skipped school for it too. I'm dumbemployed.

by sumo_momo on 09/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( creep rescheduled shift )

At work today, a reporter stood outside our building to shoot a story about local businesses. Cool, right? Well, it would have been if she had gotten the name right. Instead, she mentioned one of our biggest competitors. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( local businesses reporter dumb )

At work today, some theatre kids came in and started singing from musicals. Ugh. The bad part is that they were also the best business we've had in weeks. I really hope this isn't the start of a trend. I hate "Rent." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( rent theatre singing )

At work today, we were catering a wedding for a pretty rich couple (old money). I listened in to one of the toasts and someone joked about marrying "beneath her station." I think that's because the groom was a millionaire instead of billionaire. I made 124 dollars over 14 hours. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/14/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( caterer wedding rich )

At work today, the white t-shirts we wear created problems yet again. The air conditioning went out. This is why we should be wearing black. Because now all of us have pit stains the size of the grand canyon. And no spare shirts. I'm dumbemployed.

by nanouka_chan on 09/13/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( t-shirt uniform white )

At work today, I asked my fellow employee (a known airhead) to take out the trash, because she was doing nothing. She walks up to it, stops, looks in and says, "It's dirty" and walks away. I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 09/10/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dirty trash airhead )
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