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At work today, I began my shift without coffee and spent the whole time trying to find a pot. Because of "budgetary cuts," apparently we aren't refilling the coffee machine. That's why the entire building is walking around looking like zombies. That won't help sales.  I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/25/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coffee budget zombies )

At work today, I decided I was sick of buying lunch, so I put it in the refrigerator. I work through morning. When I got my lunch out, there was Kool-Aid spilled all over it. I don't know who drinks Kool-Aid in our office, but I do know my bologna tasted like Black Cherry Pop. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/23/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( refrigerator kool-aid bologna )

At work today, I watched while my coworker negotiated with a client. We sell air conditioning supplies and parts to restaurants and stores. Exciting! Anyway, to close the deal, he decided to throw in a freebie: a $25 Chilis gift card. That closed a $5,000 order. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/23/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( negotiating restaurant chilis )

At work today, I was trying to nail down a story that I'm publishing on Monday. My source is on the county board. Not so high profile. But she still insisted that we speak in a back alley. That was right before she told me she knew nothing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/22/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( county board story reporter )

At work today, I was reorganizing my cubicle when my cubicle neighbor peered over. He asked me, very politely, to stop reorganizing my cubicle. I asked him why. He said he was trying to take a nap and didn't want to be disturbed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/22/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cubicles nap coworkers are crizazy )

At work today, I began researching every city our company could start a new office in. The list was pretty short since we can't go anywhere cold (we sell pools). Anyway, I finally got to Miami. My boss said it was no good because people are already used to the heat there. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( researching miami heat )

At work today, I was debugging a seriously flawed program that one of my coworkers had written. I was trying to find the base of the problem for a while when I finally got it. He'd accidentally plugged in an incorrect URL. It was one with a picture of him drinking. I'm dumbemployed.

by ub3rn3rd on 03/20/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( debugging computer programmer )

At work today, we made an "official announcement" about the economy. I read through about half of it, and they basically said they didn't know what was going on and that they were very scared. The worst part is that I thought it was actually a decent memo. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/20/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( announcement scared memos )

At work today, I had to clean up the dining area in the office. I didn't know why the refrigerator wasn't working. I learned it needed to be defrosted. Now I have to sop up melted ice every few hours. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/19/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dining cleaning refrigerator )

At work today, I was looking through the company handbook at all the things that were against the rules, like racism, ageism, and sexism. But to illustrate the ban, they had examples of everything that was inappropriate. I think I'm scarred for life. I'm dumbemployed.

by vakulak5 on 03/18/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( handbook scarred racism )

At work today, I was supposed to get a new employee to work under me. He was already fifteen minutes late when he called. He had an excuse for being late- his cousin  had just driven in with some really good weed. I worked for him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/17/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (16) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( training cousin marijuana )

At work today, I started to worry that I'd forgotten to finish everything I needed to do. I panicked, of course, and ended up sweating a bit. One of my coworkers emailed me a few minutes later. It was the address of the nearest drug store, and a link to the Speed Stick website. I'm dumbemployed.

by quiet_kris on 03/17/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sweating speed stick stinking )
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