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At work today, booing filled the entire auditorium. I'm an actor, and apparently the audience didn't like my partner's cursing and singing voice. I was left on the stage to continue myself. Call me crazy, but being booed isn't the most encouraging. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( auditorium booing stage )

At work today, I tried to keep cool despite the idiots around me. It didn't work. I admit that I had a bit of a temper problem. Apparently, they'll fix the wall I hit tomorrow. I'm dumbemployed.

by inaduong on 01/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( temper wall hitting )

At work today, they had me prepping salads for meals. Kind of beneath my level, but whatever- I'll cooperate. I got notes back on the first salad though. Apparently, I hadn't "pampered" the tomatoes enough. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( salads tomatoes notes )

At work today, my coworker was raving about his favorite tv shows. OK, that's fine. But please Jack, get the names right: there are no shows called "The Mad Man," "Wires," and "The Tony Soprano Show." And there's definitely no "Tonight's Show." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/11/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( tv names misnomers )

At work today, I stepped on one of the scales we are selling at our store. I weighed eight pounds more than I thought I did! I started to panic, but my manager saw me and laughed. "Don't worry," he chuckled. "Them things have been broken for months." We still sell them though. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/11/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( scale eight pounds broken )

At work today, my iPod kept skipping on one particular song. I started hitting it on the elevator door. That didn't work, so I shook it up and down. As I was jumping in the air, the door opened. Hi cute girl secretary. My iPod's still broken. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/08/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( skipping ipod elevator )

At work today, my coworker was crying behind his desk and hitting his head on it over and over. I finally asked him what was wrong. Apparently, his longtime girlfriend left him for his roommate. I had to get him to get me some copies. He still did it and now I feel terrible. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/08/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( girlfriend crying hitting )

At work today, my son finally came to me asking for money. I don't mind giving the kid 20 bucks for the movies or anything like that. Unfortunately, I'm a loan officer. And he came to me for 20k instead. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/05/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( 20 bucks loan officer 20k )

At work today, I was forced to decide between jacking rates on one of our clients or losing some major credit with my client. I was eager to break the news. I finally did it successfully. Then I found out that the phone had cut out. We are really cutting costs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/05/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( jacking rates costs phone )

At work today, I was working with an old fashioned ink well to do some calligraphy. Unfortunately, I'm the clumsiest person in the world. I ended the day with black ink underneath my fingernails. I look a little like a corpse. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/03/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( calligraphy ink fingernails )

At work today, I got another memo from corporate. Apparently, my boss has a thing about number 2 pencils and says we need to have a little more discipline in the office. Does he think the IRS is the SAT II? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/03/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( corporate irs sat )

At work today, my wife handed me a new tie that she really wanted me to wear. Unfortunately, it had a really big logo of a Disney character on the front. I would wear it. I work on Wall Street. I'll probably be killed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/30/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( tie logo disney )
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