Register | About | RSS RSS | Login

Just Dumb

At work today, my cube mate must have thought he was alone. He was singing Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" to himself. At least, I hope he thought he was alone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( katy perry singing cube mate )

At work today, I overheard a coworker yelling to another person. "If Project Runway this season doesn't kill me, then it will make me stronger." Deep. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( project runway tv overheard )

At work today, the owner praised work in my department from years ago when the manager fraudulently charged 100k to a customer. It cost us the customer and was 80% uncollectable. We still have 20% bad debt. The owner said we should be able to do the volume of business she had. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/13/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fraud money illegal )

At work today, my coworker complained that I'm never "emotionally available." We work on a factory line together. A factory is not an emotional place. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/11/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( emotionally available factory line )

At work today, I learned a little secret about our company. Apparently, we underpaid our taxes last year. The Board of Directors is worried- not about that, but that we won't be able to do it again. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/11/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( secret taxes board )

At work today, I interviewed a person who had 10 years of QuickBooks experience. I asked her how you write a check in QuickBooks. She didn't know. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/08/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( quickbooks check experience )

At work today, I kept tripping over something as I walked through the cubicle aisles. It felt like it was the carpet, so I ignored it. Later, I found out: apparently, toilet paper on your heels feels a lot like carpet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/08/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( tripping toilet paper carpet )

At work today, something went right. That's a first. I got a promotion. The bad part is that all my coworkers got fired. Now I'm promoted and friendless. I'm dumbemployed.

by gabid123 on 07/07/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( promotion fired coworkers )

At work today, we changed our procedure to add extra copies of orders. Now we have a yellow carbon, a pink secondary, and a blue "reserve copy". You'd think our parts orders were nuclear launch codes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/06/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( copies carbon orders )

At work today, they told me we had a plate up for 33 people. I went over to look at the BEOs (Banquet Event Orders). It said there was a buffet for 33 people. I told everybody that the order was a buffet. About an hour later, they proceeded to plate up the food. I'm dumbemployed.

by hbk134 on 07/05/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( beos banquet buffet )

At work today, I emailed a source who is apparently one of the top ranchers in Wyoming. I asked him for a phone number, expecting a landline. He gave me his Skype- and was mad I stereotyped him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/05/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( source rancher skype )

At work today, one of my coworkers came out as gay. We were all really supportive. But it didn't seem relevant since we are only working together for a week. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/02/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gay coming out temps )
Username:

Password:

Remember: