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At work today, a research firm toured our building to write a report about it. Only afterwards did our tour guide realize she forgot an entire floor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( research tour floor )

At work today, I was staffed to fold clothes. The weird thing is that I was folding our "naturally rumpled" line of clothing. So I was making intentionally wrinkled clothes neat. I'm dumbemployed.

by sweetlykhoney06 on 09/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( clothes folding wrinkled )

At work today, I started an inter-office feud. The battle is over large, plastic paperclips. So far, I've managed to swipe 10 from my coworker. His retaliation thus far? Egg on my keyboard. This is already out of hand. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( feuds prank paperclips )

At work today, my coworker gave me an unsolicited beauty tip to "watch my nails." Her nails are plastic, two inches long, and rainbow colored. Thanks for the tip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fingernails beauty tip )

At work today, I noticed that the fundraising thermometer at our store looked suspiciously high. I asked a cashier about it. "Oh yeah," she said. "I added 10,000 to the count. I thought it'd make everybody a little happier." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fundraising thermometer 10 000 )

At work today, there was a sign on a door saying never to use the door since it would be locked at all times. That would be okay, if it wasn't the emergency exit. I'm dumbemployed.

by AndCA on 09/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( emergency fire exits door )

At work today, my coworker asked me to fix his monitor. "It's broke, it's broke!" he shouted. Then I turned it on. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (16) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( monitor computer broken )

At work today, I realized I'm still in love with Charlotte at the front desk. How do I know? Because I called my girlfriend Charlotte on the phone. I hope I get fired soon, I really do. Or dumped. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fired dumped charlotte )

At work today, we filled an entire room with t-shirts in a gimmick to try and sell them. Turns out 2009 World Series Champion Philadelphia Phillies shirts aren't that popular. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( phillies world series t-shirt )

At work today, I burned a new CD to play on our company's computer. Then I realized that I work at a great place- we still use floppy discs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/12/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cd floppy discs computer )

At work today, the head of the PTA asked me how her son was doing in my class. I told her he was getting straight Cs. She frowned and then winked. "What if I threw some bakesale dough your way?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/11/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( bakesale bribe pta )

At work today, a pregnant woman came into 7-11. She would have bought 2 40s. But her credit card got rejected. I'm dumbemployed.

by taylorlautnerlv on 09/09/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pregnant 7-11 40s )
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