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At work today, I spent my entire shift switching the light switch on and off. Productive? Not so much. But halfway through, I did get to leave my desk to replace the light bulb I'm broken. It should be obvious by now. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/25/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( light switch light bulb broken )

At work today, I was making spaghetti for the waitstaff. I do it for free just to help the morale of the staff and all that. This one prissy waiter- a guy- came up to me halfway through.  He asked me if we really had to have spaghetti. It's free. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pasta spaghetti cook )

At work today, I took a break to walk the dog (yes, I work from home. No, I don't know if I qualify as Dumbemployed). Anyway, I realized halfway through I had no doggie bag. I didn't pick up my dog's…contributions to society. And I got chased by an angry neighbor to my house. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dog walking neighbor )

At work today, I went to the bathroom and there were two doors. The first one you had to bolt shut with a lock indicator, and a second normal door which lead to the actual toilet. When I'd finished I realized something: The lock was broken. So I called for help with my mobile. I'm dumbemployed.

by Deano on 03/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( bathroom locked calls )

At work today, we were all taking bets for the baseball season. I didn't really want to bet, but I put in ten bucks. Then my coworker showed me the pool. He'd collected almost two thousand dollars worth of bets. That's more than I make in a month. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( baseball betting pools )

At work today, I was trying to get Funyuns from the vending machine to serve my Funyuns addiction. Well, it got stuck in between slots. I waited the next hour by the machine trying to convince someone to buy Funyuns too. I don't get paid enough to buy a bag myself. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( funyuns vending give me my funyuns! )

At work today, my brother showed up around three o'clock. I was wearing a suit. He was wearing cut off jeans. It doesn't help that we look alike. I had to personally escort him outside the building before he asked out our receptionist. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( suit cut off jeans receptionist )

At work today, I was stuck stuffing envelopes like I am nearly every day. Except this time I started getting paper cuts. By the end of the day, I was forced to wear a rubber finger on the end of my fingertip. Not for my safety- it was so I wouldn't bleed on our letters. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( envelopes paper cuts rubber finger )

At work today, I realized halfway through that one of my contact lenses had fallen out. I didn't want to take out the other one with dirty hands. So I was stuck the entire time with my right eye closed just so that I could see. It didn't work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( contacts right eye closed blinded )

At work today, I did a little social experiment and ignored all of my coworkers. If they said hi, I'd say nothing. If they asked me for help, the same. Even water cooler talk I'd ignore. The result was that I realized nobody talks to me anyway. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( water cooler ignoring experiment )

At work today, I spent half my day playing old videogames with my coworker. We downloaded a bunch from a torrent site. The other half of the day, I tried to actually do my job. The only problem is that half the sites I tried to access for that were blocked. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( videogames torrents blockage )

At work today, I was editing a really really long email about company policy. I noticed that the person writing the email had inserted their personal "ratings" of the policies accidentally. Apparently they agreed that sexual harassment was bad, but vacation days were "stupid." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( policy sexuaal harassment vacation days )
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