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At work today, this HR Nazi came over to all of our desks to make sure we were "being productive." I always work with headphones on because they help me focus. Apparently headphones are against company policy. Now it takes me two hours to do the work I used to do in one hour. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( headphones hr nazi company policy )

At work today, we had promised that we'd tune into the game on the radio. I was pretty excited, but my coworker spent about ten minutes trying to shift stations. He said he just couldn't find it. I went over to help him. Turns out he didn't know the difference between AM and FM. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( radio shift am )

At work today, sunlight kept getting in my eyes while I stood at the register. I started going blind, I think, so I went to the window to close the shades. They were stuck, so I pulled a little harder. Of course, that means I managed to rip the shades off the wall. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sunlight stuck rips )

At work today, I picked up all the discarded lotto tickets at our convenience store and examined the scratch off ones. A bunch were only partially scratched (but obviously losers). But I also found one that was worth 5 bucks. These are the people I sell things to. I'm dumbemployed.

by gabi89 on 05/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lotto scratch off worthless )

At work today, nobody wanted to work drive thru window, which I can understand, because it is a fresh kind of horrible. But I did it. Have you ever had somebody yell in your ear the same order, three times, and still been unable to understand it? I'm dumbemployed.

by zarashia on 05/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( drive thru window yelling fresh kind of horrible )

At work today, two of my employees were making lewd gestures in front of customers. I told them it was unacceptable and they said I was square. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/12/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lewd gestures square )

At work today, our library really needed reorganizing of the newspapers. One guy reads them everyday and then reorganizes them for us by putting each page in alphabetical order. I get to fix it. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/12/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( library newspaper alphabetical order is fascist if you ask me )

At work today, my internet connection crashed at around 2:30 PM. At 3:00 PM, it came back on, exactly one minute after I beat the hardest level on Minesweeper. Though I still had two hours of work left, I knew I’d achieved my best work of the day already. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/12/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( minesweeper work hours )

At work today, our bar hosted a party to watch an MMA fight. Apparently, half the people in the bar thought you had to start a fight in order to watch one. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/11/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( mma fight bar )

At work today, we assessed quarterly performance, which is always fun. I was told that I would have had a great quarter, if my sales were doubled. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/11/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( evaluation performance quarter )

At work today, my coworker gave me a lesson in the “Eatit” theory of job performance. That’s where he eats all the bakery items and I get blamed for it. It works great for him. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/11/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( bakery food fat )

At work today, we decided to try combining the bun from our Roast Beef Sandwich with the fixings in our salad. It was supposed to be a new meal. So, in other words, it was the worst of both worlds. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/11/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( roast beef sandwich salad )
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