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At work today, we were locking up the liquor case when this 15 year old kid stepped up and offered to finish. I'm lazy, so I let him. When I came back, the key was in the lock. I asked him to explain- he thought that people would be intimidated by seeing a key. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/25/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( liquor locked keys )

At work today, I had to start a temp job because I got laid off from my old job. My boss asked me if I knew how to use Microsoft Excel. I have a Computer Science Masters Degree. But he was right- I don't know Excel. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( temp excel computer science )

At work today, I was hoping to find a parking space near my office. We don't have a lot- just street parking- so it's always a pain. Finally I found a perfect spot, or at least I thought it was. Turns out those firemen don't like it when you park in front of their hydrants.  I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( parking fireman ticket )

At work today, I went for a long run before coming into the office. I showered and changed, but my hair was still wet. The guy in the cube next to me started joking that I hadn't showered. It would have been funny if half the people hadn't believed that he was telling the truth. I'm dumbemployed.

by rafael_ul on 06/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( run hair showering )

At work today, I was listening to Elton John while I worked at my desk. Fun, right? Well, I started singing aloud without even noticing. By the end of the day, everyone was calling me Elton. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( elton john singing loud )

At work today, everything seemed oddly blurry for most of the day. I figured it was allergies or something- the usual. When I got home, I noticed the cap was on my right contact lens. I'd forgotten to put it in. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( contacts blurry right eye closed )

At work today, people with "Race for the Cure" shirts came into our greeting card store. I explained to my coworker that the people with the shirts were racing for the cure. He tilted his head. "Do you think they caught it?" I asked him what he meant. "The cure," he said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( race for the cutre greeting cards caught )

At work today, we had a few customers return their organic apples. The apples looked perfectly good, but they had a problem that's happened a few times before. These apples were very, very organic. By that, I mean they still had worms. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( organic apples worms )

At work today, my coworker kept sneezing inside one of our display cases. I told him to stop and he laughed. He told me not to worry, since it was allergies, not a cold, that caused the sneezing. So he may not be contagious. But his snot is still stuck to the glass. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sneezing snot glass )

At work today, I scheduled an airplane flight for somebody going from Chicago to Paris. I suggested that they take a brief layover in New York, but they insisted on trying to fly direct. The extra cost for a direct flight? Five thousand dollars. They still did it. I'm dumbemployed.

by maderasavage on 06/17/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( chicago paris new york )

At work today, I was really annoyed with the people in my cubicle (four of us share). I thought one of them smelled pretty rancid. Anyway, I got home and took off my shoes. Then I picked them up. It turns out the smell was me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cubicles smell shoes )

At work today, somebody finally fixed the broken swinging door between the kitchen and the rest of the restaurant. It didn't last long. In order to demonstrate how well the door worked, he tugged down on the top of it. And broke it again. Now we have to take the long way. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/16/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( swinging door broken fa )
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