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At work today, I found out that a real jerk is getting a promotion and will become my boss. I was nervous, but I asked one of our VPs why it had happened. "He just has a mature approach," he said. The jerk is younger than I am. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/28/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( vps mature younger )

At work today, the television was on the entire time- Fox News. I listened to about two hours and needed a lobotomy. Then my boss came in and told me it was great as he mangled Sotomayor's name. I just agreed with him silently. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fox news sotomayor lobotomy )

At work today, for some reason the janitor brought his banjo with him to work. Fantastic. It'd be better though if he knew how to tune and play it. At least his teeth look right for the part. Or lack of teeth, that is. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( banjo teeth deliverance )

At work today, this group of girls was arguing over who was the worst student. They were shopping for clothes and incredibly loud. I only heard a bit of it, but one of them shouted that "I can hardly even read! You know that." The other girls nodded. I'm dumbemployed.

by wanderman_lj on 04/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( student illiterate sad )

At work today, I spilled three plates on myself. That would have been awkward enough, since our restaurant is a pretty nice one. But unfortunately it was worse than that. They weren't really plates. They were bowls. Of soup. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( restaurant spill soup )

At work today, I had the glorious job of handing out "Hello" nametags. Soon though, we ran out and I had to start making my own by handwriting them. Hello carpal tunnel syndrome. Nice to meet you. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( nametags carpal tunnel hello )

At work today, we had a cheese platter catered for an important meeting with some board directors. Not a good idea at all. Afterward, we all shook hands vigorously, and I got to experience some of the worst breath I've ever smelled. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cheese breath smelling )

At work today, nobody was in a good mood. I don't know why, but that's just how it was. Go figure. Anyway, I tried to brighten them up with a joke. Later on I got an email. Apparently my joke was inappropriate because I'd said the word "hell." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( mood joke hell )

At work today, I was putting instant cream into my coffee and accidentally poured a cup full of powder into my mug. At that moment, a bitchy coworker came in. Instead of letting her scold me for wasting the coffee, I drank it right then. I'm dumbemployed.

by maeafaerlyt on 04/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( instant cream coworkers coffee )

At work today, we set up some servers for a group of radiologists. It was pretty labor intensive, but fruitful. As I left the room, a doctor tapped me on the shoulder. "Children aren't allowed in here," he said and smiled. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/17/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( radiologist children young )

At work today, the sun rose and set as usual. Earth functioned. The air conditioning, however, did not. I began to learn the body odors of all my coworkers. Who knew that lunky Zack smelt like Cedar in the summertime? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/16/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( earth sun body odor )

At work today, I checked my online banking. I am dead dog broke. I rested my head on my keyboard for a second. A minute later, I got an email. It was a picture of me with my head on my keyboard. My coworker saw the whole thing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/16/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( online banking banks keyboard )
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