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At work today, I was loading pennies into a machine we have that organizes them into rolls. I was also eating a donut at the same time. Naturally, I dropped half my donut in the machine. The machine promptly broke down, and it turns out the roll of pennies smelled like jelly. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/27/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
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At work today, I began to see patterns in a lot of banking transactions. I called over my boss and asked him if their might be money fraud occurring. He looked at the numbers and then back at me. Then he explained that the numbers I was seeing were called “interest.” I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/26/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) Permalink
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At work today, while doing body measurements, I was told to lie to customers if they had gained inches on their waist, and just write down the previous number. So how will they know there's something wrong with their fitness program if we don't tell them? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) Permalink
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At work today, I saw one of the worst electrical installations I’ve ever seen. Wires were all crossed, there were a million tangles, etc. I asked who had done the work. “Someone very good,” the woman said. They had their vet install their electrical wiring. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
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At work today, I had to rush to school right after my shift ended. Then I realized I’d left my keys and ID card inside. The security guard didn’t recognize me, so I spent twenty minutes arguing that I actually worked here. Of course, I missed my class. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
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At work today, I tried to fix the cockroach problem. But apparently we can't use the "discretionary budget" for new traps. Instead, I actually spent half the day making duct tape traps for cockroaches. It's even worse that one of them has worked. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
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At work today, we had a birthday party for the secretary, Carol, who has been there the longest. Somebody got her a cake with twenty five candles on it. "For your anniversary!" Carol's been there ten years. Our company can't keep anybody any longer. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
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At work today, I stumbled in really hungover after a long bachelor party. I'm supposed to take orders from customers, but everything sort of blurred. Half an hour before the end of my shift, I got a compliment on the best day ever. I'd overrecorded 32 orders. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
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At work today, I decided to sort some of the recyclables from the trash. It turned out to be tough because no one in the office knew which pile to put their stuff in. Doris put an aluminum can in the paper pile I made- I honest don't think she could tell the difference. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
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At work today, we had the pleasure of having our in store radio break down. But it didn't go silent. Instead, it played the same song over and over again. "I Will Always Love You"- Whitney Houston. I love her, but not for four hours. My ears are still ringing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
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At work today, my boss wanted us to ask all the customers to fill out these little surveys after their meal. I told him we needed to give them pens to fill them out with. He laughed at me. We looked at the surveys at the end of my shift. Only one was filled out. With ketchup. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/17/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
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At work today, I caught my coworker looking at Facebook instead of doing a project we have due later today. I called him out and he looked up at me. "It's research," he said. We work at a chemistry lab. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/16/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
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