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At work today, I cleared my schedule. Why did I do it? Not because of important work. Just because I was sick of doing anything at all. Wonder if anyone will notice? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( schedule important sick )

At work today, I broke the zipper on my pants fly. I didn't get a break and I didn't get new pants. Guess who was walking around with tape on their fly all day? I'm dumbemployed.

by a3umi on 11/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( zipper pants tape )

At work today, I took a bit of a long lunch. When I came back, I thought the office was empty. It turns out that they were actually having the year's most important meeting. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lunch office meeting )

At work today, my coworker asked me a favor- that I cover for him. I'd do it for an hour. He wanted me to do it for a week. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coworker cover week )

At work today, I shook my head more times than I can count. Does it make sense that instead of desks, we sit at filing cabinets? And yet we don't have files? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( filing cabinet sit cabinets )

At work today, I had nothing to do. I literally did not do one, single work-related thing for my entire shift. I did get all my homework done, though. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/08/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( homework shift work )

At work today, I had a woman yell at me. "Do you see how mad I am?" The problem was that she had so much botox, I could see how mad she was. I didn't ask. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/07/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( yell woman botox )

At work today, I showed my wife my office. She took one look at my desk. "This is where you spend 11 hours a day?" She forgot 2 hours of that is spent in the commute. I'm dumbemployed.

by kacyleeann on 11/06/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( office desk commute )

At work today, I was selling blinds in our window treatment store. A woman came in. "I need blinds for my living room windows." I asked her the size. She stared at my cockeyed. "Isn't that your job?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/05/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( blinds window stared )

At work today, sharing turned out not to be caring. I watched my coworker place his lips almost directly on the water fountain. Then he coughed. I'm not drinking again. I'm dumbemployed.

by echoshey on 11/04/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sharing water fountain drinking )

At work today, I did nothing but read this entire website. I answer phones, for guys who are always at their desks. I do admin work for guys who are self-sufficient. I'm dumbemployed.

by amazonx on 11/02/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( secretary administrative phone )

At work today, I went to a party one of my coworkers was having. Let's just say that there were some inappropriate pictures. And, of course, they are already on Facebook. I'm dumbemployed.

by raaastin on 11/02/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( party facebook pictures )
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