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At work today, I fell off the wagon- I bought vending machine food during my break. Does our company healthcare plan really like that we can only eat candy? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/01/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( wagon vending machine healthcare )

At work today, I was in the plus sized women's aisle. A number of customers complimented me on being a good fit for my department. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/01/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( compliments plus sized department )

At work today, my boss was talking about "Hump Day." He was referring to a Monday. I didn't ask a follow up question. I'm dumbemployed.

by madeline_ann on 08/01/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hump day monday awkward )

At work today, I rode the subway to work. The whole time, I was pressed next to a coworker. We didn't even say hi. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/01/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( subway rode coworkers )

At work today, I upgraded our system to Windows 7. Fun. By error message 70, I was literally hitting my head against the desk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/31/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( windows windows 7 upgrade )

At work today, I had a nosebleed mid shift. Did I get a bathroom break? No- just a tissue shoved in my nostril. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/31/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( nosebleed nose blood )

At work today, a few customers wanted to find wallpaper. I showed them samples and they said they'd just make it themselves. Good luck with that. I'm dumbemployed.

by mademoisellejen on 07/31/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( samples make wallpaper )

At work today, I traveled to SF and Skyped to my boss. I then spent 10 minutes instructing him on the phone how to use it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/31/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( skype phone technology )

At work today, I was bored and scanning LiveJournal for stories. Well, I found my boss on it. In addition to tawdry Battlestar Galactica fan fiction, he apparently is worried about having to fire his "laziest workers." So now I have to do doubletime. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/30/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( battlestar galactica livejournal lazy )

At work today, I was working the night shift in our drug store. I got the "pleasure" of selling condoms to three teenagers. One of them asked me how to use it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/30/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( condoms teenagers night shift )

At work today, I stayed late for the purpose of doing the filing everybody else slacked on. Predictably, I got an email and was immediately reprimanded for "milking work." You're welcome. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/30/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( slackers reprimand milking )

At work today, I hurried to work just to make sure I didn't get in trouble. Predictably, my partner was late. We both got in trouble for it. Did he apologize? Nope. He just left five minutes early. I'm dumbemployed.

by pacifist_daniel on 07/30/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( tardy trouble partner )
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