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At work today, my boss finally deigned to give me a special project. At first, I was excited. Then he told me he wanted me to forge a YMCA membership card for him in Photoshop. I'm dumbemployed.

by eddhie on 10/21/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( special project photoshop ymca )

At work today, the computers at our work were being finicky. The reason turned out to be that almost all our bandwidth was being used on illegal music files- being downloaded by our director of IT. I'm dumbmeployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bandwidth it download )

At work today, I made dinner reservations for 7 PM sharp. My boss, typically, decided that we should have a "brainstorm" at 6. Shouldn't brainstorms have a weather report beforehand? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dinner reservation brainstorming )

At work today, my coworker shared her juice box with me. I was grateful at first. Then she told me how she was recovering from mono. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( juice greatful mono )

At work today, I was wearing a brand new pair of wool pants. Snazzy! Then I realized the problem- after a day behind the kitchen counter, I smelled like wet, sweaty wool. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( wool pants sweat )

At work today, I got my newest, very important assignment. Programming my boss's DVR. Top show? Top Model. I'm dumbemployed.

by kadaj_alchemic on 10/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( assignments tivo programming )

At work today, I thought that something was funky with my keyboard. I peeled away the "j" key and discovered it. Pudding- which I don't eat. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( keyboard stuck pudding )

At work today, I babysat from 8-11. Then I got a call. "They're doing a second encore!" I finally left at 1 AM. I'm dumbemployed.

by panzerbeast on 10/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( babysitting encore late )

At work today, we delivered a bunch of sound equipment for some guy at a chapel. After testing the sound, he remembered they had voted not to use it. He made us take it all down. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( chapel sound system delivery )

At work today, one of my employees was listing celebrity deaths in the past year. They went down a list. "Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, Farrah Faucet, Jimmy Carter…." Uh, just a second. Jimmy Carter isn't dead, buddy. I'm dumbemployed.

by gabilly on 10/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( celebrity death list )

At work today, I signed into my Facebook only to see that my ex-boyfriend is in a "new relationship." With my coworker. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( facebook ex-boyfriend relationship )

At work today, we had a guy order two Blizzards. Hey, I love a Blizzard. But it's an actual blizzard outside. Shouldn't he stock up on something more important. I'm dumbemployed.

by n2o_movies on 10/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( blizzard ice cream stock )
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