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At work today, a student of mine decided to debate me on the definition of Galaxy. Here’s a tip: anytime your definition involves a candy bar, you’re probably wrong. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/16/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( galaxy student teacher )

At work today, a guy came into our restaurant with a woman. He asked for two tables for one, placed as far apart as possible. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant woman tables )

At work today, a guy in his thirties wanted to buy a very nice pressed shirt. It explicitly says that it needs to be dry-cleaned to care for its fine Italian material. He asked me if it was also wrinkle free. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( thirties shirt italian )

At work today, I had to help an old woman use the self-checkout. I manually ran through her avocados, apple juice, and toilet paper. That was all she bought. Some “self-checkout.” I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( self-checkout grocery old people )

At work today, I showed a young couple some carpet samples. They asked if they could take them home to use for their art. Unfortunately, I don’t get a commission on that. I’m dumbemployed.

by stoopka on 09/15/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( carpet young couple )

At work today, I gave saxophone lessons to a really snotty eight year old. He wasn’t very good, either, which is why I think he asked if I could teach him a method with “less blowing.” I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( saxophone kids lessons )

At work today, I was dealing (yes, I am a card dealer at a casino). I was at the Blackjack table and spent three hours with the same old woman. She knew how to play Blackjack. She just didn’t know how to tip. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/14/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( dealing blackjack cards )

At work today, I made a chocolate ice cream cone for a Dad type. “Oh,” he said and frowned. “I thought the cone would be made of chocolate.” I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/14/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ice cream cone dad )

At work today, I had a customer ask for a BLT with Turkey, mayonnaise, and no lettuce or bacon. I tilted my head. Then she noted she didn't want Tomato either. Wouldn't it have been easier to just ask for a Turkey sandwich? I'm dumbemployed.

by stylefierce on 09/14/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( blt tomato sandwich )

At work today, my boss asked me to hand him an extension cord for his computer. Apparently, it’s crucial that he be able to plug in almost twenty feet away from the outlet. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/14/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( extension cord plug outlet )

At work today, my boss announced that she’s taking maternity leave in a month. Of course, she isn’t pregnant- her sister is. Nobody called her on it. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/14/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( maternity pregnant leave )

At work today, we took a company photo. Only later on did I realize my manager had given me rabbit ears. I didn’t realize I was in fourth grade. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/13/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( rabbit eats photographs manager )
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