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At work today, I wished for a new boss. Instead, I got a boss dressed in a t-shirt and short shorts. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( shorts i refuse to wear short shorts t-shirt )

At work today, I got a bag of hot dog buns from our rodent filled back closet. Half the buns were already gone. I'm dumbemployed.

by janicechronicle on 08/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( hot dog buns rodents )

At work today, I was blessed to meet an old friend at work. I was cursed to be working for him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( friend blessed cursed )

At work today, I took a lunch break to have soup. The microwave was broken. Have you had cold chicken noodle? It's not good. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( soup microwave broken )

At work today, I pushed a client to upgrade his gutter cleaning service. Gutter cleaning services are my job. That's all. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gutters gutter cleaning service )

At work today, I found out I'm being moved to a different department, because someone else "earned my position". I've been working at the position for a year. The guy who got my job has it because he was demoted from his last one. I'm dumbemployed.

by YeOldeScribe on 08/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( department position )

At work today, I found out our company is hiring a supervisor because of his new, money-making idea. I submitted the same idea but was told it wasn't profitable. That was a year ago. I'm dumbemployed.

by YeOldeScribe on 08/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( supervisor money profitable )

At work today, my boss sold girl scout cookies in the office. Only later on did I remember he doesn't have a daughter. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( girl scouts cookies daughter )

At work today, I shifted responsibility from myself to an intern. Turns out making coffee is harder than I thought- there were grounds in my boss's coffee as a result. I'm dumbemployed.

by tbbt_daily on 08/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( coffee grounds intern )

At work today, I catalogued all the sales figures in our database. Turns out that we've sold less than I made last year. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sales figures catalogs )

At work today, I made an ice cream date with my girlfriend for 3PM. It's my "coffee break." When I got back, nobody noticed I'd been gone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( 3pm coffee break notice )

At work today, I sold chocolate chip strawberry fudge ice cream to a customer. Oh, but he had low fat ice cream, of course. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ice cream fat low fat )
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