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At work today, I went to acupuncture at lunch. Not the best idea. When I came back to work, I passed out halfway down the hallway. Fun with needles. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/25/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( acupuncture lunch fainting )

At work today, a new guy sauntered into the massage parlor. "Happy ending please," he said. I told him to give one to himself. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( massage happy ending sauntered )

At work today, the view from my office looked particularly good (I'm on the 44th floor). I was gazing out it when my boss shouted at me to go back to my desk. I was sitting at my desk at the time- I don't think he knows who I am. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( view desk recognize )

At work today, we sent jam out to favorite customers for Thanksgiving. We got one back in the mail today. "Thanks for the gift," the note said. "But give me blackberry." That's not how gifts work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( thanksgiving jam blackberries )

At work today, I was giving horseback riding classes. Some cougars came in for a lesson. They talked to me a lot. I'm still working on getting them on a horse. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( horseback riding cougar )

At work today, I overheard my coworkers talking about Halliburton. At first, I thought they might be debating it. Then I realized they were trying to figure out what it was. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( halliburton debating stupid )

At work today, I sold camping gear to a middle aged man- a $1000+ package. Then I asked him where he was camping. "My backyard with the kids," he said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( camping gear middle aged )

At work today, my coworker brought her new baby into the office. My boss tickled the baby- which ended up crying almost instantly. He kept tickling her. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( baby tickling crying )

At work today, I realized that it's my third anniversary working in this building. I also realized that none of the security guards know my name. Or my face. I'm dumbemployed.

by waltzingxdragon on 09/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( anniversary face security guard )

At work today, we required everyone in the building to get frisked by security. That would be a good idea. But I work in a senior citizens' center. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( security frisked senior citizens )

At work today, a research firm toured our building to write a report about it. Only afterwards did our tour guide realize she forgot an entire floor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( research tour floor )

At work today, I ran a ferris wheel. I'm supposed to warn all the kids not to rock in the ferris wheel cars. However, usually the parents need it more. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ferris wheel rock cars )
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