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At work today, a guy who was about 5"9 came into our Big and Tall store. None of us knew why until he asked for a suit. "It's for a play," he said. "I need to look like I've been shrunk." This is what I'm paid to help people do. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( big and tall suit shrunk )

At work today, my assistant manager's phone rang. Beep...Beep...Beep. He asked me what that noise was. "What?" I asked. "That beep beep beep noise, what was that?" He asked again. It was his damn phone. In his pocket! I had to tell him what his own phone sounded like. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ringtone phone beep )

At work today, a customer called where I worked. I answered. The lady over the phone said, "Yes is this Angelo's?" I told her it was. Then she asked "What's your phone number?" I laughed really loud and said, "It's the number you just called, lady." I'm dumbemployed.

by marcos7761 on 07/23/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant number phone )

At work today, my boss went on for about an hour about expanding into "emerging markets." It was all incredibly serious and included a few long spreadsheets. I would be impressed. But our company makes Yo-yos. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( emerging markets serious yo-yos )

At work today, a girl told my boss that while she was honeymooning, someone nearby was murdered. My boss let out an unbelievably loud laugh. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( honeymoon laughing murder )

At work today, a guy cut 2x4s twice in order to cut all the way through. He didn't know that he could adjust the saw to cut through in one cut. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/22/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( harware 2x4s wood )

At work today, I overheard my co-worker say "Scallops and green onions, they're the same things. Aren't they?" I didn't correct them. I'm dumbemployed.

by Hapykamper on 07/22/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( scallops green onions cooking )

At work today, my co-worker asked a customer if they wanted insurance on "the adjacent property that's next to the subject property?" The subject property is, of course, the one they actually own. I'm dumbemployed.

by Hapykamper on 07/22/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( property insurance confusion )

At work today, my boss emailed me from his computer. He wanted me to email him back the price of an item on our own website. This happens daily. I'm dumbemployed.

by Princetrunks on 07/22/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (22) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( websites email price )

At work today, we had a mandatory staff meeting. One of my co-workers and I have taken to writing haikus during meetings that waste our time. We have over 50 pages of haikus (with at least 5 per page) written in the past 6 months. I'm dumbemployed.

by kiki on 07/22/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( haikus staff meeting )

At work today, while trying to "help" me, my boss managed to turn a 1800+ person mail list in Excel into a 168 person mail list. And then he saved it. I'm dumbemployed.

by kiki on 07/21/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (19) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( excel mailing help )

At work today, a co-worker complained of a back injury he suffered lifting a 1 pound case of cherry tomatoes. When he filled out his accident report he spelled "warehouse" as "whorehouse". I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/21/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( accident warehouse spelling )
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