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At work today, another friend of mine was fired for being late too many times. We work in the middle of a huge capital city with horrendous traffic and worse public transit. If you won't allow us to be late, why didn't you open your business in the suburbs? I'm dumbemployed.

by CelestialAxis on 10/21/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (15) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( capital traffic late )

At work today, the smoke alarm in the restaurant next door kept going off. I knocked to get them to stop it- and nobody was there. So either we'll all die from that annoying noise, or from being burned alive. I prefer neither. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( smoke fire alarm restaurant )

At work today, my colleague gave me back a DVD I loaned him a month ago. I opened the case- it was empty. I asked him where it was. "Give me another month," he said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dvds loan month )

At work today, I was helping a younger guy pick out wallpaper for his apartment. I asked him why he was getting wallpaper. "My girlfriend wants it," he said. "Or, at least, once I get a girlfriend, I'm sure she will." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wallpaper girlfriend sad )

At work today, I requested that I could have a sick day. My boss wanted to know my temperature. I told him it was 100. "You can stay home," he said, "if it reaches 101." I'm dumbemployed.

by gabiki07 on 10/21/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sick temperature 100 )

At work today, I set up a conference room for our CEO's speech. We used a total of 7 microphones. 7. Is this a meeting or an international press conference? Maybe the CEO is just really, really quiet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( microphones 7 quiet )

At work today, my plastic key fob broke when I dropped it. I wanted to buy a replacement from our store, but it turns out we don't organize things that well. I spent an hour of my shift looking for it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( key fob plastic disorganized )

At work today, somebody stole the fall pumpkins on our office's doorway. An hour later, we found them smashed on the sidewalk. It's sad. But it smells good. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pumpkins doorway sidewalk )

At work today, I had a customer request a refill on his coffee. His cup was from Burger King. I work at Starbucks. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( refill burger king starbucks )

At work today, I had to interview somebody at a bar. Cool, right? Nope. Not after I was called a pig, a narc, and a tool by the vocal locals. I'll never show up to a dive bar in dress clothes ever again! I'm dumbemployed.

by papabear on 10/20/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( bar meeting mean )

At work today, I requested an officially sanctioned vacation from December 25th to January 3rd. My boss emailed me back. "Why?" he wrote. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/19/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( vacation christmas new years )

At work today, I was sanding down a memory box made of wood. I zoned out while watching a movie. When I was done, the box was about gone. Whoops. Time to start over. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/19/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sanding memory wood )
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