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At work today, I had a beer before work. Then my manager yelled at me for showing up drunk- even though he smelled like pot. I'm dumbemployed.

by walrus_blue on 12/20/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( beer marijuana drunk )

At work today, I discovered that I'm afraid of my job. The reason? Customers hit on my constantly. I'd expect it in a bar. But at a hardware store it's just creepy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/20/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hit bar hardware )

At work today, I learned my calling in life. My boss told everyone in the office that "Josh is a sales master." My calling is to go to law school- my boss didn't know my name is John. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/20/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( calling names josh )

At work today, I requested for a single day off some time in August. My boss said it wasn't enough advance notice. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/20/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( day off august notice )

At work today, I watched as a customer toasted his future son in law. He shattered the glass. That can't be good luck. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/20/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( son in law toast shattered )

At work today, I started an office dance party. Great idea, right? It would have been- but it lasted over an hour. Wow. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/19/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dance party office hour )

At work today, my boss told a twenty minute story about how he was pickpocketed. Then he found his wallet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/19/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( piockpocket wallet money )

At work today, I was valeting cars at our night club. Do you even know how many drunk drivers I handed the wheel? I should probably be convicted. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/19/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( valet cars drunk )

At work today, I called the janitor to clean an overflowing toilet. Instead of cleaning, he accused me of not eating enough fiber. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/19/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( toilet overflowing cleaning )

At work today, I rethought a few things about my life. Like how my 9 to 5 job is really an 8 to 7. That's bad math. I'm dumbemployed.

by rafaeljnl on 12/19/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( 9 5 math )

At work today, I put on my apron. A roach scrambled out the pocket. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/18/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( apron cockroach pocket )

At work today, I went to the gym after work. Do you know how awkward it is to see a coffee shop customer there? While nude? I'm dumbemployed.

by missmdaniels on 12/18/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gym coffee shop nude )
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