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At work today, we celebrated my fifth anniversary with the company. Only later did I realize I've been working here 6 years. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/26/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( anniversary fifth anniversary sixth )

At work today, we continued moving from our office to the one next door. I work in the marketing department and I've started wearing a back brace just to get through the boxes. I'm dumbemployed.

by imperfect2691 on 11/26/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( office moving marketing )

At work today, my contact lenses were acting up. I was adjusting them in the bathroom mirror when my coworker popped in and screamed. Screaming? Really? I felt like I had to apologize. I'm dumbemployed.

by unrulyducttape on 11/26/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( contacts mirror screaming )

At work today, I was observing finals in the class I TA for. It's not so much the kids who cheat that I mind. It's the ones who don't even try to hide it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/26/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cheating ta finals )

At work today, my boss finally deigned to give me a special project. At first, I was excited. Then he told me he wanted me to forge a YMCA membership card for him in Photoshop. I'm dumbemployed.

by eddhie on 11/26/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( special project photoshop ymca )

At work today, the computers at our work were being finicky. The reason turned out to be that almost all our bandwidth was being used on illegal music files- being downloaded by our director of IT. I'm dumbmeployed.

by anonymous on 11/25/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bandwidth it download )

At work today, I made dinner reservations for 7 PM sharp. My boss, typically, decided that we should have a "brainstorm" at 6. Shouldn't brainstorms have a weather report beforehand? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/25/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dinner reservation brainstorming )

At work today, my coworker shared her juice box with me. I was grateful at first. Then she told me how she was recovering from mono. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/25/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( juice greatful mono )

At work today, I was wearing a brand new pair of wool pants. Snazzy! Then I realized the problem- after a day behind the kitchen counter, I smelled like wet, sweaty wool. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/25/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( wool pants sweat )

At work today, I got my newest, very important assignment. Programming my boss's DVR. Top show? Top Model. I'm dumbemployed.

by kadaj_alchemic on 11/25/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( assignments tivo programming )

At work today, I thought that something was funky with my keyboard. I peeled away the "j" key and discovered it. Pudding- which I don't eat. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/24/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( keyboard stuck pudding )

At work today, I babysat from 8-11. Then I got a call. "They're doing a second encore!" I finally left at 1 AM. I'm dumbemployed.

by panzerbeast on 11/24/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( babysitting encore late )
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