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At work today, we replaced "Evil Dave" with a new guy named Jason. He's not evil. But he's too nice. He asked so many questions I couldn't do my work. I work behind a bakery counter- I didn't even know there were that many questions to ask. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/04/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( evil dave nice bakery )

At work today, we got the schedules for the rest of the month. Turns out I'm working every Saturday night. I guess that's what happens when your coworker starts dating the skeezy guy who makes the schedules. I wish I had low standards too- I'd have better weekends. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/04/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( schedule dating skeezy )

At work today, I sold a pregnancy test to a young girl. The woman behind the girl advanced in line and started scolding me for being immoral. Then she bought chewing tobacco. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/04/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pregnancy test chewing tobacco scolding )

At work today, my boss asked how to turn off the capslock on her computer. I'm dumbemployed.

by Hapykamper on 05/04/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (36) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( computers capslock sad )

At work today, I watched one person with directions telling another person how to fold a cardboard box. They gave up after 20 minutes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/03/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cardboard box gave up 20 minutes )

At work today, I suggested a new idea. It was vehemently opposed by everyone in the meeting. 10 minutes later, the same idea was suggested to me. "OK," I said. "We'll do it your way." And we did. Guess who got the credit? I'm dumbemployed.

by justinc on 05/03/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (19) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( idea opposed meeting )

At work today, my boss was talking to the guy from the asphalt company about fixing the surface of our parking lot. She was really worried about only one thing. "Will we have to move our cars to have the work done?" I'm dumbemployed.

by Hapykamper on 05/03/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( asphalt parking lot cars )

At work today, I was troubleshooting a PC and concluded the hard drive had crashed. When I informed the user of it's demise, she argued with me and said she didn't believe me since the computer was just working this morning. I told her it worked- right up until it broke. I'm dumbemployed.

by MrBob on 05/03/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( harddrive computer work )

At work today, I had a party of 8 come in for food and drinks. They wanted the check split 8 ways. Plus a twenty percent discount coupon on each. It took me 28 minutes to make the cash register do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/02/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( party waitress split check )

At work today, I was honored to be a meter maid again- this is why I entered the force. My mentor tried to give me a pep talk. "Some of those meters really need your help," he said weakly. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/02/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( meter maid police mentor )

At work today, my boss took us all to Chili's and fed us heavily to prepare us for "a big project." We got back to the office stuffed- and it turned out to be moving. Boss, heavy lifting and Chili's are not the best combo. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/02/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( chilis heavy moving )

At work today, I mowed the lawn for my neighbors. I used a riding mower. They have a dog. No, I didn't run over the dog. But I did shred at least 6 chew toys. I hope it doesn't come out of my pay. Not that I'm telling them. I'm dumbemployed.

by elena_nahonkova on 05/02/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( chew toys dog mowing )
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