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At work today, I spoke to the sergeant stationed in our town. I deliver a lot of food to their base each week. He told me that the men were getting anxious because of the full moon. That was weird enough. But there won't be a full moon for a month. I'm dumbemployed.

by madeline_rae on 04/23/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( seargent weird full moon )

At work today, I found out that my uncle's company makes 3 billion in revenue every single year. Yes, billion with a B. I work there as a secretary. Do they pay me extra when I stay late? Nope. Not a penny. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( 3 billion revenue secretary )

At work today, we had a pizza party. Hurray, pizza. Really. But please, can people throw away their plates and crust? I stayed after an extra hour cleaning tomato sauce off our wooden tables. Pigs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pizza plates tomato sauce )

At work today, we all went by the creek next to our office for an "inspirational" work session and meeting. Everybody took off their shoes and dunked their feet in the river. That was when I realized I hadn't cut my toenails in a month. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( creek barefoot toenails )

At work today, I had a delicious yogurt parfait. Yummy! Anyway, I was throwing it out when my best friend, Joe, started his lunch break. I told him what I'd had and he stared at me. "Who is Parfait?" he asked. This is my best friend at work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( yogurt parfait lunch )

At work today, I was meeting with a client to review a construction work order. The plan was to start in early October, but he wanted to push the date up to September, which would cost an extra 10% for him. I asked why- turns out he wants to see a show on Broadway. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( client construction broadway )

At work today, we were making nametags for our customers and assumed that no customer would have a name that was too long to fit. Then we met Fenimore Alistair Cooperton. A man like that needs a new name more than a new nametag. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( nametags names long )

At work today, I tried some teeth whitening solution in the morning and left it on. I think it really worked wonders. My smile was amazing! Beaming, I went to work. My boss pulled me aside and asked me if I'd brushed my teeth. He thought I'd left cream on them. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( teeth whitener teeth cream )

At work today, I got an e-mail telling me to pick up my paycheck due to some errors over at Payroll. My paycheck is usually directly deposited into my account. That's because the nearest branch of the bank that I use is 2 hours away. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( paycheck payday direct deposit )

At work today, my boss was talking about Kim Kardashian non-stop. Honestly, it started getting a little gross. I asked him why he was so obsessed, guessing it would be her butt. He said he loves her eyes. Somehow, that's sadder. I'm dumbemployed.

by bangvalentine on 04/22/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( kim kardashian gross butt )

At work today, I was cleaning up a center coffee table in our lobby. There was a guy working there on his laptop with his feet on the table. I had my windex out and was wiping it down. Did he move his feet? Of course not. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/21/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( coffee table windex cleaning )

At work today, I kept hearing a whistling noise coming from the stairwell. I went to check on it, assuming that it was a really bad draft. Turns out that we had a weasel living inside the stairwell. Yes, a weasel. No, I'm not joking. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/21/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( stairwell whistling weasel )
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