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At work today, we had a customer feedback card handed out when somebody ordered. Not a good idea. Here's a tip, customers: when we ask for your name, we're able to guess that it isn't actually "Seymour Butts." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( customer feedback cards seymour butts )

At work today, we had a training meeting for new employees. It was fine. We learned the basics of customer service. But I'd like to use this opportunity to inform my boss- asking a customer's gender is not sexual harassment. I'm dumbemployed.

by slagroom on 02/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( training sexual harassment customer service )

At work today, I think my boss finally realized that morale is pretty low because of the recession. He could change our policies, our pay, or our approach to team building. Instead, he decided to buy us candy for one day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( morale candy team )

At work today, I was traveling from San Francisco to LA on a train, for a meeting. I don't mind those commutes. But I occasionally mind the seat mates. This time, I spend a few hours listening to a man named "Kale" tell me about his first wife. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( san francisco los angeles kale )

At work today, I realized that it was my and my girlfriends' anniversary. I was speaking to a maitre d trying to get a reservation on my work phone. I heard a beep. The receptionist told me I had another call. And that she hoped I got a table. She heard the whole thing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( receptionist reservation call )

At work today, I was playing piano in the mall. This is what I went to music school for. Anyway, I started taking requests in order to boost tips. I don't think I'll ever want to play the "Peanuts" song again. Ugh. I'm dumbemployed.

by scrumptious31 on 02/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( piano peanuts music )

At work today, my best friend and I were g-chatting on a few separate occasions. I ended up staying late for a conversation with my boss. Later, I looked at the g-chat logs. Apparently, I'd done over 1000 lines of g-chat nothingness. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/20/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( gchat friends conversation )

At work today, a few of my coworkers decided we should all go out to lunch. I don't drink. That's not the case for my coworkers. They had four martinis. Each. I was carrying them back to work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lunch drinking martinis )

At work today, I hit a bit of a wall. To try and break my slump, I took a stroll around the neighborhood. When I came back in, the office doors were locked. Everyone else must have hit a wall too. The day ended at 3PM. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( wall walk closed )

At work today, I enjoyed making some Moroccan Mint Tea for a customer. She seemed really excited about it and we talked for a bit. Then I found out that she thought "Morocco" was a type of mint. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( moroccan mint tea morocco tea )

At work today, a customer lost her wedding ring while she was sampling furniture in our store. We searched for hours to try and find it. We never did, but tried hard. Guess who is suing the store? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wedding ring furniture lawsuit )

At work today, we installed a new security camera system in the building. It looks like we needed it. We didn't catch any criminals or anything like that. But we did see the CEO hooking up with a prostitute in the parking lot. I'm dumbemployed.

by oakenthrone on 02/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( security camera ceo prostitute )
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