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At work today, my supervisor asked me if anyone had been "disloyal" to him among the second shift wait staff. I told him that I didn't know about anything. Then he asked me if I had seen the drawing of him in the men's bathroom. I then reminded him that I'm a woman. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/30/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( drawing bathroom loyal )

At work today, my mom came into the greeting card store where I work. I thought it was a friendly visit, but then she got a condolences card. So that's how I found out that my uncle died. I still had to work three hours after that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/30/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mom greeting cards uncle )

At work today, I carried in 4 different boxes full of books from the warehouse. I was literally sore after it. Only then did I realize that I'd carried in the wrong 4 boxes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/30/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( boxes warehouse moving )

At work today, I thought I had an order for two double cheeseburgers. I served the customers that and they seemed happy. Only when I delivered the bill did they tell me that they'd actually wanted two grilled cheese sandwiches. Which we don't serve. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/30/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( grilled cheese cheeseburger double cheeseburger )

At work today, I pulled another day at Kinkos. Why is it that the customers I help make copies always are copying band fliers, Lost Cat fliers, or pornography? I'm dumbemployed.

by hagemic on 01/30/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( copier kinkos fliers )

At work today, my boss gave me an inquisition about company policy. At first, I thought that I was in trouble. Then I realized he just didn't know any of the answers himself. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/29/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( quiz company policy rules )

At work today, my band received a contract assignment to play a childrens' birthday party. That's not the bad part. The bad part is that we are a metal band. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/29/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( birthday party band )

At work today, I predictably took a 15 minute nap during my break time. Fortunately, no one noticed that it lasted 20 minutes- except the time clock. Now I have to figure out a lie to explain why I clocked in late. Tornado, anyone? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/29/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tornado nap break )

At work today, I made some headhunting calls for our firm. You'd think people would leap on a job opportunity in this economy. Instead, I got yelled at so loud that my cubicle neighbor heard it through the receiver. I'm dumbemployed.

by zarake on 01/29/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( headhunter calls yelling )

At work today, I had a 5 minute debate with a 15 year old about our computers' longevity. I'm 55 and worked as a midlevel executive before I was downsized. Now I'm matching wits with a walking pimple. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/29/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( computer pimply debate )

At work today, I got invited to my boss's wife's baby shower. Did you know that people can have a registry for their baby? And that my boss wants some of the most expensive gifts available for the under 2 set? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/28/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( baby baby shower gifts )

At work today, I printed out a 30 page powerpoint that I'd been working on. Turns out you shouldn't print out a Powerpoint when you think you're done with it- I ended up making at least 50 changes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/28/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( powerpoint printer paper )
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