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At work today, my boss announced he had a colonoscopy. I asked him why he brought it up. Then I saw him walk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( colonoscopy standing walk )

At work today, I found an arcade game token in my cash register. I gave it out as change- the customer didn't notice. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( change token arcade )

At work today, I hoped for a better assignment than the filing I do now. My new assignment: file in a different room. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( file filing assignments )

At work today, I sponged down my desk. It took three to remove all the dust. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dust sponge desk )

At work today, we had a customer bring his flask to our fast food restaurant and fill it with soda. I'm dumbemployed.

by oakiegirl on 07/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( flask fast food soda )

At work today, my boss quit. Working, that is. He's still a paid employee- he just does nothing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( quit employee paid )

At work today, my friend requested a special favor to have a room at my hotel. Then he got mad when I refused to risk my job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( friend hotel favor )

At work today, I stayed about 10 minutes late. Did I update my hourly log to reflect it? You bet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( 10 minutes hourly log )

At work today, my newest client forgot his password to log in to our system twice. His password was "password." I'm dumbemployed.

by stellisquirrel on 07/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( password login password )

At work today, my boss grilled me on my religion. He wasn't curious- he wanted to find tax credits. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( religion tax credits )

At work today, I spent the day watching Olympics. From 1984. Now that's procrastination. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( olympics 1984 tv )

At work today, we had the heat set to 78 for "tropical day in the office." That doesn't give my coworker Jon an excuse to go shirtless. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( tropical day office shirtless )
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