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At work today, I was assigned to the student union in my college. It’s finals right now, so things were busy with students buying coffee. As a student, I have finals too. But I’m also broke. So now I’m working every shift. Who knows when I’ll have a chance to actually study. I’m dumbemployed.

by sinclairfan on 02/27/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( studying union finals )

At work today, I was loading pennies into a machine we have that organizes them into rolls. I was also eating a donut at the same time. Naturally, I dropped half my donut in the machine. The machine promptly broke down, and it turns out the roll of pennies smelled like jelly. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/27/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pennies donuts jelly )

At work today, I had a patient immediately demand that I prescribe him Codeine for upper back pain. I later found out he’s addicted to painkillers, so I was glad I told him I couldn’t. When I told him I couldn’t give him the Codeine, he nodded. “Vicodin’s fine,” he said. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/27/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( patients hospital codeine )

At work today, we found out that our boss was switching us all from Blackberries to iPhones, even though they don’t work right for our email. When I asked my boss why, she went to Apple.com and started showing me the PC vs. Mac ads. They don’t even talk about phones. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/26/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( iphone blackberries computer )

At work today, some coin collectors came into our shop and said they’d pay me three bucks to look through my cash register. Apparently, they’d followed in a lady who refused to give them her fifty cent pieces. I let them look- they paid me twenty bucks for what they found. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/26/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( coins fifty cent pieces twenty bucks )

At work today, I was stuck tagging old butterfly bodies with species names. I realized about halfway through that I was putting the tags on upside down. It took me two hours just to flip them around. And I still have to do the other cases. I’m dumbemployed.

by im_iller on 02/26/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( butterflies tags cases )

At work today, I began to see patterns in a lot of banking transactions. I called over my boss and asked him if their might be money fraud occurring. He looked at the numbers and then back at me. Then he explained that the numbers I was seeing were called “interest.” I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/26/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( banks fraud interest )

At work today, I checked out a middle aged man who was about 5’3. At first, he seemed very bashful, and I thought he was just shy because he was so small. Then I looked and saw what he was buying. Condoms. Magnum condoms. He smiled when I looked up. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( middle aged condoms magnum )

At work today, while doing body measurements, I was told to lie to customers if they had gained inches on their waist, and just write down the previous number. So how will they know there's something wrong with their fitness program if we don't tell them? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb

At work today, my boss decided that our daycare center would become the first to let the kids determine when they took their naps. Yeah, that was a great idea. We had children bouncing off the walls the entire time. At least they were tired for the parents. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( daycare children parents )

At work today, I saw one of the worst electrical installations I’ve ever seen. Wires were all crossed, there were a million tangles, etc. I asked who had done the work. “Someone very good,” the woman said. They had their vet install their electrical wiring. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( electrical installations tangles veterinarian )

At work today, we were putting together the finishing touches on an analysis of a soon to be bankrupt financial firm. It was an OK case study, but had taken way too long. Then my coworker turned on MSNBC. Guess which company’s getting a bailout? We have to redo the entire paper. I’m dumbemployed.

by mad_strawberry on 02/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( banks analysis msnbc )
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