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At work today, I was working the book info desk. I had a customer come in asking for the "Michelangelo book." I suggested a bunch of things, but each time this lady shook her head. Finally, she snapped her fingers and smiled. "I think I meant the DaVinci code." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( librarian michelangelo davinci )

At work today, my boss, who is a lesbian, had her girlfriend come into work. She was cute enough. But once she left, my boss kept asking me if her girlfriend was "hot enough." I'm not a lesbian. But I still had to rate this woman's breasts. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( lesbian girlfriend breasts )

At work today, I was humming some of my favorite show tunes while I put cartons onto shelves. It helps kill the time. I was in the zone when I felt something behind me. Three people had crowded behind me to listen. I think they were laughing at me, not with me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( humming show tunes cartons )

At work today, I couldn't help but gaze at the clock waiting for 3:00 when my students leave. The clock finally turned to that golden moment when little, idiotic, Peter came to my desk.  He asked me if I could stay after to help him. I was stuck there for another twenty minutes. I'm dumbemployed.

by smartguy9211 on 05/25/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( teacher school extra credit )

At work today, beautiful women surrounded me like always. I'm a lifeguard. That doesn't mean I get anything out of it today. I tried to talk to one hottie who had on a red bikini. She looked at me and threw me her towel. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( lifeguard bikini towel boy )

At work today, a guy came into the mall with crazy facial hair that I'd never seen before. It was like a spiral on both of his cheeks. I laughed and asked him what it was, but he looked back at me totally seriously. "It is called the swirlie." He didn't smile. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( facial hair spiral swirlie )

At work today, our manager announced that he had popped the question the night before to his girlfriend, Eileen. We were all happy for him and started chanting his name. He silenced us. Then he told us that she'd said "No". I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( engagement fiance failure )

At work today, at the library, it was extremely busy. Some genius had designed the front desk with a built-in bookdrop. So all day patrons came in, dropped their books in the drop, and right on the other side of the desk, we would bend down, pick them up and check them in. I'm dumbemployed.

by antnikko on 05/24/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( library librarian book drop )

At work today, at the library, patrons kept coming in and saying, "It's a beautiful day; you should get out and enjoy it!" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( library librarian nice )

At work today, my coworkers were talking about some movie they had all seen together. At first it sounded like a comedy. But then things got weirder and weirder. I eventually realized that they'd all met up and watched porn. I wish I'd been invited. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( movie porn comedy )

At work today, this HR Nazi came over to all of our desks to make sure we were "being productive." I always work with headphones on because they help me focus. Apparently headphones are against company policy. Now it takes me two hours to do the work I used to do in one hour. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( headphones hr nazi company policy )

At work today, we had promised that we'd tune into the game on the radio. I was pretty excited, but my coworker spent about ten minutes trying to shift stations. He said he just couldn't find it. I went over to help him. Turns out he didn't know the difference between AM and FM. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( radio shift am )
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