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At work today, I cleared my schedule. Why did I do it? Not because of important work. Just because I was sick of doing anything at all. Wonder if anyone will notice? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( schedule important sick )

At work today, there were about thirty people in line for a television sale. Only once he saw the line did my boss realize that he'd misplaced a decimal point in a recent newspaper ad. I'm dumbemployed.

by mu_tigers on 11/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( line television sales )

At work today, my manager said that she was exhausted from her baby. I could see that with a six month year old. But her daughter is 4. My manager can't manage a kid. How should she manage us? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( manager baby six months )

At work today, I installed anti-virus software on my work computer. Then I proceeded to get yelled at by IT for an hour for "meddling with his system." I'm dumbemployed.

by h00bladarf on 11/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( anti-virus virus it )

At work today, I caught up with a high school friend from the phone at my cash register. Halfway through, my supervisor cut in on the line and revealed he'd been listening the entire time. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cash register supervisor high school )

At work today, I researched our company's history. I didn't realize it was still possible to work for a corporation that once had real, live slaves. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( history slaves corporate )

At work today, a young man came in looking for wallpaper. I asked him what he needed it for. He whispered back angrily. "Mind your own business and get me a nautical print." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wallpaper whisper nautical )

At work today, I played guitar for an hour in a Potbelly Sandwich shop. My boss told me to play Beatles songs. I played Bob Dylan the whole time and he didn't even notice. I kind of would prefer it if he got mad. I'm dumbemployed.

by unleashed_soul on 11/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( music guitar beatles )

At work today, we all did calisthenics for the first time. It would be great team building if it weren't for the fact that no one in our group can touch their toes. I'm dumbemployed.

by valkyria_ship on 11/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( calisthenics team building toes )

At work today, I was selling movie tickets and popcorn all by myself. I don't mind manning the entire stand on a boring night. But tonight there was always a line at least 10 people long. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/13/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( movie movie tickets line )

At work today, I broke the zipper on my pants fly. I didn't get a break and I didn't get new pants. Guess who was walking around with tape on their fly all day? I'm dumbemployed.

by a3umi on 11/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( zipper pants tape )

At work today, I served a group of 5 teens. They quizzed me about my life. At first I thought they were envious. Then I realized they were making fun of me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( teens waiter mean )
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