by anonymous on 03/10/10 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) #4491 Add CommentAt work today, I was shielding my eyes from the sun. My boss sidled up beside me. "Bring shades tomorrow," he said. "I'm not paying for eye hiding time." I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( shielding eyes shades )
by anonymous on 03/10/10 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) #4477 Add CommentAt work today, I wasn't hungover from work, but I was a little sleepy. How sleepy? Well, I had drool trickling down my chin. Which would have been fine if my lipstick hadn't left a trail right along with it. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( hungover sleepy lipstick )
by anonymous on 03/10/10 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) #4476 Add CommentAt work today, my balding coworker stood right next to me during a meeting for two hours. I did decide one thing. Bad breath is worse than being bald. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( bad breath bald )
by anonymous on 03/09/10 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) #4475 1 CommentAt work today, we were told we could wear t-shirts into work. Of course, I was the only one who actually did. Does everyone else really think that t-shirts have collars? I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( t-shirt dress code polo )
by caligal06 on 03/09/10 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) #4474 Add CommentAt work today, I was cleaning tables and picked up a salt shaker- or tried to. It was glued to the table. Thanks, teenage customers. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( cleaning salt shakers glue )
by anonymous on 03/09/10 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) #4473 Add CommentAt work today, my manager asked me to leave a few minutes for cleaning up in back. It's like the Augean stables and I got about 120 seconds to do it. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( cleaning augean stables cleaning )
by anonymous on 03/09/10 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) #4465 Add CommentAt work today, I took an extra long bathroom break due to tacos at lunch. When I emerged, the position of the sun had changed since I went in. And yet I still rather would have eaten another taco than go back to work. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bathroom tacos break )
by anonymous on 03/09/10 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) #4464 Add CommentAt work today, I stayed a few minutes late to finish up some work. Then I realized that staying ten minutes late would push me onto a train home that came an hour later than my normal ride. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( work late train )
by oakimov on 03/08/10 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) #4463 Add CommentAt work today, we handed out promotional items from a booth. Our promo items? Frisbees. Good schwag. Except most convention attendees are 50 or older. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( work schwag promotional )
by anonymous on 03/08/10 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) #4462 Add CommentAt work today, a "regular" insisted I be his waitress. He acts like he's a cute old grandpa. Right before he tells me how he'd like to put maple syrup in lewd places on my body. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant waitress grandfather )
by anonymous on 03/08/10 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) #4461 Add CommentAt work today, my supervisor proclaimed he had great pictures from the weekend. I asked him to show me. He did. He's 300 pounds. The pictures were from a hula hoop contest. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( supervisor hula hoop overweight )
by anonymous on 03/08/10 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) #4459 Add CommentAt work today, I asked my coworker to cover for me at the front. I found him smoking outside next to me two minutes later. "What's wrong with you?" I asked. "I figured since all you do is smoke," he said, "that's what you wanted me to cover." Touche. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cover smoke cigarette )




