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At work today, my boss told us his role model is Warren Buffett. That's great, bud. But you manage a TCBY. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/01/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tcby buffett role model )

At work today, I got my shoes shined before work by Ol' Pete. The only problem? Ol' Pete apparently uses spit instead of shoe polish. And he chews tobacoo. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/31/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( shoes shine chewing tobacco )

At work today, we had a mandated "funstorming" session. It would have been fun, if we weren't "funstorming" about new accounting techniques for 2 hours. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/31/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( funstorming brainstorming accountants )

At work today, I was daydreaming when a customer popped up next to me. He wanted to know the price of milk. I work at a liquor store. The only milk we have is Kahlua. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/31/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( milk kahlua daydreaming )

At work today, my boss insisted we upsell guests to our shrimp platter. He chastised me after I failed to convince one table- even though the kid at the table had a shrimp allergy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/31/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( shrimp platter allergies )

At work today, I started an inter-office feud. The battle is over large, plastic paperclips. So far, I've managed to swipe 10 from my coworker. His retaliation thus far? Egg on my keyboard. This is already out of hand. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/31/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( feuds prank paperclips )

At work today, I received an email from a woman in our company. The previous email from her was "I'll get back to you in a sec." That was a month ago. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/30/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( woman email sec )

At work today, we extended our store hours from 9-5 to 9-6. It would be a good idea. Except nobody comes in after 4 each day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/30/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hours extended 9 )

At work today, my coworker gave me an unsolicited beauty tip to "watch my nails." Her nails are plastic, two inches long, and rainbow colored. Thanks for the tip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/30/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fingernails beauty tip )

At work today, I had my eyes checked during lunch. They insisted on dilating them. I have a sales job, but instead of looking customers in the eye, I was forced to squint at them. It was tragic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/30/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( eyes dilated squinting )

At work today, I brought in homemade caramel apples for the store. Later, I heard my boss telling my coworker to "watch out for razor blades." Really? I'm dumbemployed.

by ein_bisschen on 10/30/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( caramel apples razor blades homemade )

At work today, half the office came in wearing football jerseys. I'm not into football, so I didn't wear one. I was spurned the entire today. The scary thing is that I'm on the accounting floor- I can't imagine what it's like in sales. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/29/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( football jerseys accountants )
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