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At work today, I explained to our customer that we use almond butter on our PB&J instead of peanut butter. "Then it's not PB&J," he said. The sad thing is that he was right. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/22/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( peanut butter almond butter jelly )

At work today, I finally met the overseas boss I've teleconferenced with for a year. On the computer, he's good looking, charismatic, and intimidating. In person, he's 5"4. I'm dumbemployed.

by caddiecookles on 11/22/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( teleconference short computer )

At work today, I had an odd thought: if I kept a timecard of my life, instead of my job, it would show complaining about my job as my chief activity. Can I get paid for that? I'm dumbemployed.

by aag_abi on 11/22/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( timecard activity complaining )

At work today, I recalled about three broken promises. First: A raise. Second: Time off. Third: A promotion. Isn't that a sign? Well, at least I'll have until 9 PM tonight to think about it at work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/22/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( promises promotion raise )

At work today, I got to select music for the coffee shop for the very first time. I thought my choice was pretty solid. Then I got a note in the tip jar saying "Here's a tip. Get better music." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/22/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( music coffee shop tip jar )

At work today, a customer requested that we put a hot toy on layaway. It doesn't work that way. If I could put toys on layaway, I'd buy them myself for the eBay cash. I'm dumbemployed.

by taintedresource on 11/21/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( toys layaway ebay )

At work today, our landlord stopped by our shop. It's a recession, so he's trying to unload the place. Our old rent? $2,000. New rent? $7000. Some "rise in value." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( landlord shop recession )

At work today, it was ugly sweater day at work. Not officially. But everyone was wearing an ugly sweater, so I pretended it was ironic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/14 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sweater ugly ironic )

At work today, I took my car on the ferry across the Missisippi (I live in New Orleans). Of course, the ferry broke down. Did my boss understand? Nope. But he did make me do overtime. I'm dumbemployed.

by jody_gage on 11/21/14 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mississippi river ferry )

At work today, I was serving pizza slices. We have thick, floppy slices with lots of grease. Almost all of our customers took 4 napkins just to pat them down. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/14 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pizza napkins patting )

At work today, my ex-girlfriend came into the electronics store where I work. A week ago, she dumped me after cheating on me with an ex. Today, she wanted an employee discount. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/14 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ex-girlfriend electronics discount )

At work today, I played basketball with my boss. Fun. Anyway, I took it easy but still won by two. Now I'm almost sure I'll be demoted. I'm dumbemployed.

by iamabuckeye on 11/20/14 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( basketball won demotion )
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