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At work today, I got into work around 7PM. Night shift. Of course, the problem with that is all the customers bragging how their long days are over. Then I tell them mine's just started. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( 7pm night shift bragging )

At work today, I wiped down some of the gym machines. Most are gross because of sweat. But then I got to the leg press. Are children allowed in the gym? Because I found a lollipop stuck to the seat. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gym machiens lollipop )

At work today, I was once again needed to scan and email an invoice to a customer. It's actually not my job; it's just nobody in the office knows how to use a scanner. This is even after I printed a "How To Scan" paper and taped it to the top of the scanner. I'm dumbemployed.

by Princetrunks on 06/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( scanning emailing copier )

At work today, I was pushing carts into the store and thought I was weak. My face turned red and my hands were chafed. Then I realized I'd been pushing them straight into a wall. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( carts pushing wall )

At work today, I felt weird coming in, since I had an...interesting dream about my boss. I don't think he'd mind the end of the dream. But in the beginning, he was wearing sheer black stockings. I can't look at him anymore. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dream sheer stockings )

At work today, I admit it- I left a nasty note in the suggestion box. As always, my boss read them all aloud. Or most of them. He eventually got to mine, but told us that the suggestion was "anatomically impossible." A job well done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( suggestion box anatomy notes )

At work today, I found out my nickname around the office. See, I am a really happy, giddy person. And I thought that people found it infectious and might call me "Cheery" or "Perky Guy." I was wrong. My nickname is Sir Stinksalot. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sir stinksalot nicknames giddy )

At work today, I tried planning the company picnic. I sent out an email asking for suggestions for lunch. I got three suggestions begging that Margo not bring her Frito pie. And I got one promise from Margo: "The Frito pie will be ready!" I'm dumbemployed.

by wally0598 on 06/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( picnic frito lunch )

At work today, I caught one of my employees illegally downloading MP3s onto the work computer. I reprimanded him and told him that we could be sued. "OK," he said. "I'll just download movies from now on." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mp3s movies download )

At work today, I realized two things. First, running with scissors really is a bad idea. Second, I definitely should have gotten corporate healthcare. Do you think I can bandage my own headwound? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( running scissors headwound )

At work today, I had a contact ask me what was the best cement mixing company in the business. I was calling him on behalf of our cement mixing company. What did he think I was going to say? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cement best partial )

At work today, I was policing the booze checkout line. A really young looking girl came up with a six pack of Heinekin. I asked her for ID. She slipped me her number instead. I didn't sell her the beer. But I did give her number to pimply Aaron, the stock boy. I'm dumbemployed.

by yaoimanic on 06/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( pimply id booze )
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