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At work today, I tried lasting a little longer at the register without needing to rest my eyes. After a few hours I was covering my eyes between customers. That didn't make as good an impression as you think. My manager didn't pull me off- he just brought shades. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( register rest eyes )

At work today, the job got to me- I had to take a quick tobacco break. I was outside when I overheard my coworkers talking about me. They were saying that I was so dedicated to the job, I was probably working overtime inside, since they couldn't find me. I had a second cigarette. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cigarette break talking )

At work today, booing filled the entire auditorium. I'm an actor, and apparently the audience didn't like my partner's cursing and singing voice. I was left on the stage to continue myself. Call me crazy, but being booed isn't the most encouraging. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( auditorium booing stage )

At work today, curiosity got to me and I tried out a Crackberry from my coworker. A customer saw me on it and called me out. I told him not to worry- it wasn't mine. "You stole that Blackberry?" he asked me. He was horrified. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( crackberry blackberry horrified )

At work today, I biked to work again today. I showed up sweaty but was sent to the front of the store before I could change. A customer looked shocked. "Are you having a heart attack?" he asked. I said yes just so that I could change. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( bike store heart attack )

At work today, the garbage truck pulled in a little too far- it hit the front door of our restaurant. My boss went yelling outside. The stupid thing was that he didn't wait for the truck to back away. We had a half ton of garbage dumped on our sidewalk. I'm dumbemployed.

by hagio_project on 01/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( garbage truck yelling sidewalk )

At work today, I was sorting through submissions for a contest our business is having. We used business cards as entries. You'd think that business people would be more dignified. You'd be wrong. Some of them stuffed over 50 business cards in the fish bowl. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( contest business cards fish bowl )

At work today, I came back from a pizza delivery to find that a customer had complained I was late. I'd shown up fifteen minutes early! I tried to protest, but my boss said the customer is always right. Later, I found out he still hadn't given the customer a refund. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pizza delivery late )

At work today, I booked a business trip to Paris. Yes! Though it turns out, I'll be in rural France almost the entire time. My time in the spirit of lights? 3 hours or less- most of it in the airport. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( paris business trip 3 hours )

At work today, I ran into an old guy from college. In school he was one of the least ambitious, least successful people I'd ever met. I picked him up drunk from an alleyway. And now he's my boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( college unambitious ambitious )

At work today, some beautiful women came into the office. I am a guy receptionist- a rare and sad breed. And easily persuaded. One of them managed to trick me into letting her shift an appointment a half hour later- during which I just stared. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( receptionist beautiful woman appointments )

At work today, my shoes came untied a few times while I was on the floor. That's a no-no- it makes us look unprofessional for cars. As punishment, my shift supervisor made me stay thirty extra minutes and practice tying my shoes. The sad part is that it helped. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shoes punishment tying )
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