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At work today, my boss smelled a little spicy. Later, I found out he's going on a date. The problem is that the spice he smelled like was cumin. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/27/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( spices smell cumin )

At work today, my boss called me into his office. "Sit down," he said. I waited, and he tapped his desk. "Well, aren't you going to say somethign?" I didn't know what to say. "The new chair!" he shouted. "It's comfy, isn't it?" Thanks for that nerveracking meeting, sir. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/27/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (20) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( nervous chair comfy )

At work today, I tried loading a PDF onto my computer, but it wouldn't load. I drummed my hands on my desk as I waited- and the desk quickly came crashing down onto my bare feet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/27/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( pdf desk feet )

At work today, we were stocking milk bags (big bags of milk that restaurants use). I shouldn't have been wearing a sharp belt buckle. My pants were quickly drenched in milk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/27/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( milk bags milk pants )

At work today, I offered to get my friend some coffee. She told someone, who told someone else, and so on. By the time it was over, I had 15 coffee orders. I'm dumbemployed.

by baobeitriciia on 07/26/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( coffee friend orders )

At work today, my realtor called me at work. It turns out she needs some new documents to sell my house. They took an hour to obtain. Of course, she was out of the office when I tried to deliver them. Now I'm back at my own playing catch up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/26/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( realtor documents delivery )

At work today, our phone lines crashed. I work in sales, so I asked to use my cell phone. "Against company policy," my boss barked back. But I guess wasting 3 hours is fine. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/26/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( phone lines cell phones company policy )

At work today, my best buddy at work got fired. The reason is that he isn't productive enough. I'm the reason he wasn't productive. I wonder who's next on the chopping block? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/26/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( chopping block fired productivity )

At work today, I helped set up a new orthodontia patient. He's sixteen. That didn't stop him from asking me out. Is it bad that I'm excited for the pain his braces will bring him? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/25/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( braces sixteen date )

At work today, a bigshot who lives in LA came back to our Bakersfield hardware store. He still doesn't know a nail from a screw. But he has two more houses than me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/25/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( bigshot la hardware )

At work today, our manager received an award for "Regional Excellence." I think I know why- there's only one other Burger King in our region. And a person was shot there last week. Ah, excellence. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/25/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( regional burger king shot )

At work today, I presented my boss with a special anniversary gift- a plaque commemorating his work for the company. He frowned. "Were they out of chocolates?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/25/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( chocolates plaque commemorative )
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