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At work today, I decided I was sick of buying lunch, so I put it in the refrigerator. I work through morning. When I got my lunch out, there was Kool-Aid spilled all over it. I don't know who drinks Kool-Aid in our office, but I do know my bologna tasted like Black Cherry Pop. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/28/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( refrigerator kool-aid bologna )

At work today, I watched while my coworker negotiated with a client. We sell air conditioning supplies and parts to restaurants and stores. Exciting! Anyway, to close the deal, he decided to throw in a freebie: a $25 Chilis gift card. That closed a $5,000 order. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( negotiating restaurant chilis )

At work today, I finally met our boss's girlfriend. If you could call her that. Our boss is in his forties, and this girl is still in college. That would be fine- if she were at least attractive or smart. I had to remind her of the name of our company. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( girlfriend college ugly )

At work today,  I started to tell all my favorite customers that I was going to quit, just to see how they'd react. I told them I was running away to join the circus. Instead of laughing, most of them thought I was serious. And that I'd become a clown. I'm dumbemployed.

by im_im_im on 03/27/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( circus clown quitting )

At work today, I was trying to nail down a story that I'm publishing on Monday. My source is on the county board. Not so high profile. But she still insisted that we speak in a back alley. That was right before she told me she knew nothing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( county board story reporter )

At work today, I was reorganizing my cubicle when my cubicle neighbor peered over. He asked me, very politely, to stop reorganizing my cubicle. I asked him why. He said he was trying to take a nap and didn't want to be disturbed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cubicles nap coworkers are crizazy )

At work today, I got to leave a few minutes early. I snuck out but ended up stuck behind a red car. At first I didn't recognize it, but then I saw the silhouette of a crew cut on a fat man. I was tailgating my boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( leaving red car silhouette )

At work today, we were looking through old advertisements sent to us by various companies. We found a few big tobacco classes. My favorite? A doctor bragging how Lucky Strikes helped out "the T Zone." 50's doctors are hilarious. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/15 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( advertising tobacco cigarette )

At work today, I learned I've been scheduled for my birthday. I think my manager considers it to be a birthday present for me. I didn't ask him to change it- it's tough to get him to change a schedule for a funeral. I'm dumbemployed.

by team_salvatore on 03/26/15 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( birthday present schedule )

At work today, I began researching every city our company could start a new office in. The list was pretty short since we can't go anywhere cold (we sell pools). Anyway, I finally got to Miami. My boss said it was no good because people are already used to the heat there. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/15 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( researching miami heat )

At work today,  I spent about twenty minutes talking to a prospective customer. That would have been fine, but he had something bright red stuck in between his teeth. It was like a car wreck- I couldn't look away! Anyway, he didn't end up buying anything. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/15 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sales teeth awkward )

At work today, I began to worry that my boss knows about my bad habit of reading Perez Hilton at work (the bleached hair does it for me!). All day he kept asking me for the latest gossip. Later I realized he didn't know about Perez- he'd just heard I slept with Rick in Sales. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/25/15 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( perez hilton gossip indiscretions )
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