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At work today, I got an online customer service request. "Can you help me make it funner?" They'd bought a lava lamp. I couldn't help. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/24/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( customer service lava lamp funner )

At work today, my boss and I were driving to a client visit when we approached a bridge. He did a sharp turn around. "No bridges for me!" he shouted. We proceeded to take a 28 mile detour. What an inconvenient phobia. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/24/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( driving bridge phobia )

At work today, I heard a girl squealing outside. After a few minutes, I looked: it was my boss's car. If that's my boss's car, you can imagine what mine sounds like. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/24/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( squealing girl car )

At work today, I happened to be close to a glass door. I leaned down because I noticed an imprint. It was a footprint on the glass. I don't want to know how it got there. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/23/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( glass door footprint )

At work today, somebody accused me of getting my job because of affirmative action. I work at a fast food restaurant. If this is affirmative action, it isn't affirmative enough yet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/23/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( affirmative action fast food restaurant )

At work today, I found out a newspaper reporter is doing a piece on our small business. I have to walk her around for two hours. Her subject is "The Death of Local Business." Great. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/23/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( reporter business death )

At work today, I called into a radio show from my work phone and won two free tickets. My coworker overheard me- and threatened to tell on me unless I gave him a ticket. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/23/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( radio call tickets )

At work today, I had a bicycle accident on my way to work. It ripped up my pantsleg. The entire day, nobody was concerned about my ripped pants and pronounced limp. Thanks guys. I'm dumbemployed.

by lada_nikolina on 08/22/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( bicycle accident pants )

At work today, I requested a day off next month for my sister's bachelorette party. I was told that I couldn't take it because a customer might need me urgently. I fold clothes for a living, but apparently I'm needed urgently. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/22/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( bachelorette party sister folding )

At work today, I had a customer try and get a refund. I work at a Halloween store. He wanted to return his used Dirty Doctor costume. It doesn't work that way, sir. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/22/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( dirty doctor halloween refunds )

At work today, I remembered that our company's big anniversary is coming up. I asked my boss if we'd have a party. "Party?" he asked. "What for?" He didn't remember the anniversary of his own company. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/22/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( anniversary party founder )

At work today, my phone rang. I picked it up- my boss was on the line, calling from a roadside. He popped a tire and wanted me to fix it. I did it still. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/21/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( phone roadside tire )
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