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At work today, a new flyer appeared on the employee bulletin board. It advertised childcare provided by Janice. The only problem is that Janice works the same shifts as all of us. So either she's quitting, or she's bringing her kids to the factory. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( flyer bulletin board childcare )

At work today, the local news did a profile on our downtown restaurant cart. When they filmed the piece, they said we were great. When they showed the place, they called it "the struggling cart." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( restaurant cart news struggling )

At work today, I was set up as chief "greeter" at our dinky furniture store. My supervisor insisted I shake everybody's hand instead of just saying hi. I didn't argue. But now I have blisters. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( greeter hands blisters )

At work today, I was teaching a group of children about kangaroos. They liked that I worked at the zoo. But they were disappointed that Spongebob isn't actually found in the wild. I have my work cut out for me. I'm dumbemployed.

by ub3rp4nd4 on 06/20/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( kangaroos zoo spongebob )

At work today, a customer came into the store with army gear on. Our owner came in and paid his respects. "Oh no man," he said. "I just like the clothes." Then the owner kicked him out. I admit that I liked it, but he was one of our only customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( army gear clothes kicked out )

At work today, I got into work around 7PM. Night shift. Of course, the problem with that is all the customers bragging how their long days are over. Then I tell them mine's just started. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( 7pm night shift bragging )

At work today, I wiped down some of the gym machines. Most are gross because of sweat. But then I got to the leg press. Are children allowed in the gym? Because I found a lollipop stuck to the seat. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gym machiens lollipop )

At work today, I was once again needed to scan and email an invoice to a customer. It's actually not my job; it's just nobody in the office knows how to use a scanner. This is even after I printed a "How To Scan" paper and taped it to the top of the scanner. I'm dumbemployed.

by Princetrunks on 06/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( scanning emailing copier )

At work today, I was pushing carts into the store and thought I was weak. My face turned red and my hands were chafed. Then I realized I'd been pushing them straight into a wall. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( carts pushing wall )

At work today, I felt weird coming in, since I had an...interesting dream about my boss. I don't think he'd mind the end of the dream. But in the beginning, he was wearing sheer black stockings. I can't look at him anymore. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dream sheer stockings )

At work today, I admit it- I left a nasty note in the suggestion box. As always, my boss read them all aloud. Or most of them. He eventually got to mine, but told us that the suggestion was "anatomically impossible." A job well done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( suggestion box anatomy notes )

At work today, I found out my nickname around the office. See, I am a really happy, giddy person. And I thought that people found it infectious and might call me "Cheery" or "Perky Guy." I was wrong. My nickname is Sir Stinksalot. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sir stinksalot nicknames giddy )
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