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At work today, my boss wanted me to type up a letter to a business partner. He made me use Notepad to do it- he's too cheap for Microsoft Word. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( word notepad letter )

At work today, I slaughtered a pig at our farm. I naturally got a little messy. That didn't stop my five year old from jumping into my arms. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( slaughter farm pig )

At work today, I thought I was going to snap. The reason was that my coworker brought her puppy into the office. I'm not allergic or anything. But I still don't like being bitten. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( snap puppy bit )

At work today, three representatives from corporate came to our local office. Their agenda? Redoing our floor plan. Now I have a great view of a wall. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( corporate view corporate )

At work today, I explained to our customer that we use almond butter on our PB&J instead of peanut butter. "Then it's not PB&J," he said. The sad thing is that he was right. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( peanut butter almond butter jelly )

At work today, I finally met the overseas boss I've teleconferenced with for a year. On the computer, he's good looking, charismatic, and intimidating. In person, he's 5"4. I'm dumbemployed.

by caddiecookles on 10/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( teleconference short computer )

At work today, I had an odd thought: if I kept a timecard of my life, instead of my job, it would show complaining about my job as my chief activity. Can I get paid for that? I'm dumbemployed.

by aag_abi on 10/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( timecard activity complaining )

At work today, I recalled about three broken promises. First: A raise. Second: Time off. Third: A promotion. Isn't that a sign? Well, at least I'll have until 9 PM tonight to think about it at work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( promises promotion raise )

At work today, I got to select music for the coffee shop for the very first time. I thought my choice was pretty solid. Then I got a note in the tip jar saying "Here's a tip. Get better music." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( music coffee shop tip jar )

At work today, a customer requested that we put a hot toy on layaway. It doesn't work that way. If I could put toys on layaway, I'd buy them myself for the eBay cash. I'm dumbemployed.

by taintedresource on 10/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( toys layaway ebay )

At work today, our landlord stopped by our shop. It's a recession, so he's trying to unload the place. Our old rent? $2,000. New rent? $7000. Some "rise in value." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( landlord shop recession )

At work today, it was ugly sweater day at work. Not officially. But everyone was wearing an ugly sweater, so I pretended it was ironic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sweater ugly ironic )
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