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At work today, I heard the strangest noise from the other side of the room. I work in a music store. The noise got louder and louder and I looked over. A skinny white kid was doing his best impression of an elephant. It wasn't good, but it was loud. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( strange music elephant )

At work today, my boss called me at 7:45am to make sure I was in the office today. It's now 3:30 and he has yet to even show up. He also hasn't paid me for the last 4 weeks of work. I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 04/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( unpaid late checking in )

At work today, this one customer kept on humming "Crank Dat" by Souljah Boy. It was driving me nuts! Then they left. Of course, I still had the song stuck in my head all day. I have a headache now. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( souljah boy song headache )

At work today, we had the first genuinely hot day in a while. My boss is pretty sexy (which I like), but today she went overboard. The skirt she was wearing was long enough. But the shirt she was wearing showed more than half her stomach. It was awesome and totally inappropriate. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( heat sexy stomach )

At work today, for some reason the janitor brought his banjo with him to work. Fantastic. It'd be better though if he knew how to tune and play it. At least his teeth look right for the part. Or lack of teeth, that is. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( banjo teeth deliverance )

At work today, I wiped down all the tables at the restaurant and realized they were in worse condition than normal (which is saying a lot). It's because it was maple syrup day for pancakes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wiped restaurant table )

At work today, this group of girls was arguing over who was the worst student. They were shopping for clothes and incredibly loud. I only heard a bit of it, but one of them shouted that "I can hardly even read! You know that." The other girls nodded. I'm dumbemployed.

by wanderman_lj on 04/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( student illiterate sad )

At work today, I helped one of my students create a collage. He made it out of square pieces of construction paper. Later, he told me his mom said the collage needed more "curves." As if he could have changed the paper, somehow. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( collage teacher parents )

At work today, my boss said that we should be using our laptops at work in order to save money. I don't have a laptop. I have a lousy iMac. He said he didn't care. So tomorrow I get to bring 1998 into the office. It's not so pretty anymore. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( imac computer 1998 )

At work today, I was Facebooking and found one of the security guards online. It turns out he's a huge fan of Cher, Madonna, and, you guessed it, Liberace. He's at least 250 pounds. I'm impressed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( facebook cher madonna )

At work today, I texted my girlfriend about half the time while I was working the drive thru. Obviously, that didn't work too good. So my manager saw me doing it and took the phone from me. He said I needed to earn it back. I don't get paid enough for that! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( text phone paid )

At work today, I spilled three plates on myself. That would have been awkward enough, since our restaurant is a pretty nice one. But unfortunately it was worse than that. They weren't really plates. They were bowls. Of soup. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( restaurant spill soup )
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