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At work today, I caught a customer taking pictures of the sales displays in our store. I asked them why they were doing it, and they said it was for their blog. The displays were just stacks of Pepsi cans. I'm glad that at least my life isn't that dull. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sales displays blog pepsi )

At work today, I picked up all the discarded lotto tickets at our convenience store and examined the scratch off ones. A bunch were only partially scratched (but obviously losers). But I also found one that was worth 5 bucks. These are the people I sell things to. I'm dumbemployed.

by gabi89 on 05/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lotto scratch off worthless )

At work today, I couldn't focus at all because of a date at night. Well, I managed to not finish a project due to it. That's when my boss (who is fat, BTW) told me I needed to have it done. I had to postpone my date to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( date fat postpone )

At work today, a kid in a "car style" grocery car kept ramming into shelves. I finally told him he had to stop immediately. He didn't cry or call for his mom. Instead, he just pretended he was honking his horn. And he proceeded to run me down. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( grocery car style horn )

At work today, we had someone insisting that I immediately sell them the Palm Pre. Well, the biggest problem is that our store doesn't sell it. Instead of believing me, the customer insisted on getting my manager. At least my manager got yelled at, too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( palm pre selling yelling )

At work today, there was a building inspector who came into speak to us. My idiot coworker Mike made a joke about how "the roof is on fire." But when my boss heard it, he must not have gotten the reference. He stood up and started looking for the nearest exit. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( roof fire building inspector )

At work today, this one Tamales guy came into the bar to sell Tamales. I let him- local color, etc. Well, an hour later, my customers were in line for the bathroom. Those tamales were too hot. And a little too food poisoned. I'll get to clean the bathrooms tonight. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tamales food poisoning bathroom )

At work today, I was humming Kanye's "Spaceship" while I was folding jeans. Sad stuff. Anyways, my manager came up to me and asked what I was humming. I told him. He said he loved Jefferson Spaceship too. Then he made me work late. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( spaceship kanye jefferson spaceship )

At work today, nobody wanted to work drive thru window, which I can understand, because it is a fresh kind of horrible. But I did it. Have you ever had somebody yell in your ear the same order, three times, and still been unable to understand it? I'm dumbemployed.

by zarashia on 05/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( drive thru window yelling fresh kind of horrible )

At work today, I gave a museum tour to a bunch of parents and kids. I gave the usual spiel about dinosaurs and walked to the next exhibit. Then I heard a parent talking to her child. "Of course, dinosaurs aren't real," she said, "but wouldn't they be amazing?" Her son nodded. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( museum tours dinosaurs parents )

At work today, it was technically "ice cream day" on campus where they pass out ice cream. My boss and I cut out and got some together. We sat on a hill for a moment and ate it. "Well," my boss said, "now I guess we have to go back." Sadly, we did. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( ice cream campus hill )

At work today, I got stuck inside the supply closet, literally. It was totally dark inside and I banged against the door for at least an hour.  I was about to quit when somebody opened the door- from behind me. It turned out I'd been facing the wrong direction. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( supply closet darkness directions )
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