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At work today, I had to remake a burger no less than 3 times. The first time it was undercooked. The second time it was "too small." The third time, he didn't eat it, but at least he didn't send it back either. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( burger undercooked send it back )

At work today, I thought I would test the doorbell on the front of our store. We have one to let in high end customers. Turns out it's been broken. We don't know how long. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( doorbell broken high end customers )

At work today, I admit: I came into work wearing a tank top. My first customer asked me why I went to the gun show. Then he asked me why I would show off unloaded guns. The sad thing is he was right. I'm dumbemployed.

by raffalves on 08/15/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gun show tank top unloaded )

At work today, I gave in on my diet and went to McDonald's for lunch. There, I ran into my boss. He saw what I had- a Big Mac and Large Fry- and complimented me for being healthy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( diet mcdonalds boss )

At work today, I was teaching little four year olds for our "superhero camp." One of them asked me if "he was going to be ok." I asked him why. He said he just ate Kryptonite. We still haven't found out what he actually ate. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( superhero eating kids )

At work today, I skipped on my break to finish up cleaning. That's probably also the reason I was reprimanded for violating union stipulations. Sorry for helping. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( reprimand union break )

At work today, my boss tried to teach us all CPR. That's appropriate for a lifeguard, but not for a small accounting firm. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cpr lifeguard accounting )

At work today, I baked cookies for the office. Later, I found 3 of them, uneaten, in the trash can. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( baked cookies office )

At work today, I was on hold for an hour with customer service. As soon as I got back on the line, my cell phone dropped the call. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( customer call cell phones )

At work today, my pants felt a little loose all day. Then I realized the stress of my job has made me lose a pants size. I'm dumbemployed.

by soch_i_nka on 08/13/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( loose pants belt )

At work today, I endured the worst buffering on my work computer. That would be fine- except I was trying to sell a customer cable internet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/13/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cable internet buffering )

At work today, my supervisor assigned me to an overnight shift in the Children's Ward. I asked him why- he replied it was because he didn't like me. It wasn't a joke. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/13/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hospital children's ward overnight )
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