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At work today, nobody was doing anything because of the heat. Turns out our AC was broken over the winter. That's when we found out we have a deadline to process all orders for the week. Great timing. I'll be staying late and sweating on my desk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( heat ac sweating )

At work today, I took a break to walk the dog (yes, I work from home. No, I don't know if I qualify as Dumbemployed). Anyway, I realized halfway through I had no doggie bag. I didn't pick up my dog's…contributions to society. And I got chased by an angry neighbor to my house. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dog walking neighbor )

At work today, I had two customers come into the restaurant. I recognized one- and I knew the woman he was with wasn't his wife. When he left he winked at me and stretched out his hand. "It's a secret," he said. I looked at my hand- he'd given me two dollars. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( affair two dollars cheating )

At work today, I went to the bathroom and there were two doors. The first one you had to bolt shut with a lock indicator, and a second normal door which lead to the actual toilet. When I'd finished I realized something: The lock was broken. So I called for help with my mobile. I'm dumbemployed.

by Deano on 03/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( bathroom locked calls )

At work today, I was invited to play Uno with a couple of my colleagues during break. I had lost track of the time and a Supervisor caught me red handed and called me "unprofessional" in front of everyone in the office. I'm dumbemployed.

by Deano on 03/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( uno break unprofessional )

At work today, I was forced to go to a big party celebrating our company's anniversary. My boss told me dress was "semi-formal." I showed up in a suit. He was wearing khakis and a polo. He told me that I didn't need to show everyone up. So now I'm in trouble. I'm dumbemployed.

by kagdilag on 03/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( anniversary suit khakis )

At work today, we were all taking bets for the baseball season. I didn't really want to bet, but I put in ten bucks. Then my coworker showed me the pool. He'd collected almost two thousand dollars worth of bets. That's more than I make in a month. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( baseball betting pools )

At work today, I spent most of the day watching Hulu on my computer because I had nothing to do. I was about to leave when my coworker emailed me that we had quarterly forecasts due the next day. I wish I'd gotten it at 9AM instead of 5PM. Now I have to stay all night. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hulu quarterly forecasts all nighter )

At work today, our building manager made us have a fire drill for the second time this month. When somebody asked him why we had to have another fire drill, his face turned bright red. Then he explained how he was the guardian of all of us. Our building is two stories tall. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( building fire drill guardians )

At work today, I had to card a kid who was clearly under 18 and trying to buy cigarettes. Instead of handing me a license, he gave me a passport. I told him I could see that it was made in a photocopier. He said that other countries were too poor to do it right. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cigarette underage passport )

At work today, I listened to my boss argue about professional wrestling for almost an hour (our cubes are way too close together). He finally stopped and slammed his phone on the receiver. Then he turned to me. "Sorry," he said. "Stuck on the phone with my wife." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( wrestling cubicles phone )

At work today, there was a row of interviewees in the reception room. I noticed there was also a line going outside the building. I have a job here- it isn't that good. But on the way out, I think someone tried to bribe me for work. I'm dumbemployed.

by eliagrijalva on 03/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( interviews reception lines )
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