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At work today, I helped my boss by standing at the shredder machine to shred few papers. After that, he told me he needed three copies of them. I'm Dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( shredded copies copier )

At work today, I went for a long run before coming into the office. I showered and changed, but my hair was still wet. The guy in the cube next to me started joking that I hadn't showered. It would have been funny if half the people hadn't believed that he was telling the truth. I'm dumbemployed.

by rafael_ul on 06/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( run hair showering )

At work today, a grandma came in with her grandson. She wanted to buy him a videogame at the store. The weird thing is that when she asked for something for the kid's "Gameboy," he didn't correct her. So I think there's actually some 9 year old still stuck with a Gameboy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( videogames grandma gameboy )

At work today, the weirdest noise kept coming from inside one of the offices. It was a gush of air, a grunt, and a squeak. I crept up to the window and saw through the slats of the blinds. My boss was doing pushups, and his polished dress shoes kept squeaking on the floor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pushups dress shoes grunting )

At work today, I was listening to Elton John while I worked at my desk. Fun, right? Well, I started singing aloud without even noticing. By the end of the day, everyone was calling me Elton. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( elton john singing loud )

At work today, the dreamy FedEx guy showed up again. He looks older than me, but he's still cute. I was so busy trying to flirt that I signed for the package without looking. Turns out it wasn't for our company. I spent all day figuring out how to correct the error. I'm dumbemployed.

by madequick on 06/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( fedex package wrong company )

At work today, everything seemed oddly blurry for most of the day. I figured it was allergies or something- the usual. When I got home, I noticed the cap was on my right contact lens. I'd forgotten to put it in. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( contacts blurry right eye closed )

At work today, I was working one of the rides at our amusement park. There are little cubbies where people can put their keys, phones, whatever. One guy came in, by himself, and checked a laptop. Who brings a laptop to a roller coaster? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( amusement park cubbies laptop )

At work today, my boss apparently discovered "the slow clap." Everytime someone said something, he started clapping slowly and then speeding up, like he expected all of us to join in. The sad part is that he wasn't doing any of it sarcastically. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( the slow clap sarcastic movies )

At work today, a woman brought her car in and had a toddler in tow. We opened up the hood and started looking for the problem- a strange bumping noise. We found a Spongebob doll stuck inside the engine, and the woman has no idea how it got there. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cars spongebob engine )

At work today, I employed by powers of observation and noticed a flyer had a misprint, spelling "logistics" as "logestics." Unfortunately, I was stuck correcting the hundreds of files that have the exact same mistake. You don't even want to know the logistics of that. I'm dumbemployed.

by lacunabound on 06/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( flyer logistics logestics )

At work today, people with "Race for the Cure" shirts came into our greeting card store. I explained to my coworker that the people with the shirts were racing for the cure. He tilted his head. "Do you think they caught it?" I asked him what he meant. "The cure," he said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( race for the cutre greeting cards caught )
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