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At work today, I spoke to a few international customers who were interesting for the most part. Then I told them my title. "But you," the man said, "you're a woman. Surely this is a mistake?" Then I explained that I knew more about business than they did. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/26/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( international opportunities woman business )

Dumbemployed Guest Post: At work today, a co-worker convinced me to go away with him for the weekend. But after dinner he drove the wrong way down a one-way street and a cop pulled us over. He said he was going to be arrested, which made no sense, but sure enough he was spread eagle against the trunk and they impounded the car. I was left alone two hours from home and had to take the train. I'm dumbemployed. Guest Post by: My Very Worst Date

by anonymous on 09/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( arrested stranded co-workers )

At work today, I carried three suitcases with me to the airport. Whoops- no checked bags. And guess whose company won't pay for them? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/01/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( suitcase company check )

At work today, they cut hours (including mine). So instead of having a few good workers working regularly, we have a billion crappy workers and a few good workers working 2 days a week. Funny how the none of my boss's personal friends got their hours cut. I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 09/12/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hours boss cutbacks )

At work today, I refilled my bottled water with coffee. My coworker Anne saw it and started screaming. "Janny!" she shouted, "I think somebody poopooed in your water!"I shrugged my shoulders and drank before telling her the truth. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/30/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bottled water poo coffee )

At work today, I just had my summer school students watch a movie. It was too hot to learn. After the movie, we talked about some of the issues involved. Nobody had answers. They'd all been sleeping. Even watching a movie was too hard. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/05/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( summer school movie sleeping )

At work today, the hope was that we'd redecorate the hallway with pictures from our summer school students. As we were taping up pictures, the principal walked down our hallway. "That's interesting," he said, "but I'm not sure if that use of tape is really approved." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/13/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tape pictures summer school )

At work today, I gave a customer pricepoints on our shotguns. He said he could get the same thing cheaper on the black market. I'm dumbemployed.

by tcballinboy on 09/04/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( pricepoints shotguns cheaper )

At work today, I researched tween sentiments about Justin Bieber for a marketing report. Enough said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/06/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( justin bieber tweens marketing )

At work today, I gave a tour of our jelly bean factory. Three of the people were over 300 pounds. They'd been here once this week already. I'm dumbemployed.

by quiet_cloister on 09/05/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( jelly bean pounds week )

At work today, I brought my iPad to work. Good idea. I spent my entire workday explaining it to my cube mates. I'm dumbemployed.

by madynskyi on 09/03/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ipad work cube mate )

At work today, I blessed myself for leaving 20 minutes early from work. I got to leave because my shift was cut. It's at the point where I'm willing to give up money to be happy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/04/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( blessed 20 minutes shift )
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