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At work today, I noticed a guy was leaving fliers on the tables at our restaurant. I told him he had to leave and he asked me why. Then I took one of the fliers out of his hands. He was actually promoting another restaurant at ours. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/12/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fliers restaurant promotion )

At work today, this HR Nazi came over to all of our desks to make sure we were "being productive." I always work with headphones on because they help me focus. Apparently headphones are against company policy. Now it takes me two hours to do the work I used to do in one hour. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( headphones hr nazi company policy )

At work today, we had the first genuinely hot day in a while. My boss is pretty sexy (which I like), but today she went overboard. The skirt she was wearing was long enough. But the shirt she was wearing showed more than half her stomach. It was awesome and totally inappropriate. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( heat sexy stomach )

At work today, I booked a hotel room for a business trip in Seattle. The room cost around $150, which I thought was good. Then my boss came up to my desk and started whining about "budget cuts to travel." I took the hint. My new room is in a hostel. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/11/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hotel seattle budget )

At work today, I got stuck inside the supply closet, literally. It was totally dark inside and I banged against the door for at least an hour.  I was about to quit when somebody opened the door- from behind me. It turned out I'd been facing the wrong direction. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( supply closet darkness directions )

At work today, a customer forced me to look in all the register drawers for a gift card envelope, even though I told her we ran out last week. We have 26 registers in the store. I still didn't find her envelope. She huffed off, annoyed at me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/14/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gift cards envelopes register )

At work today, my boss said that we should be using our laptops at work in order to save money. I don't have a laptop. I have a lousy iMac. He said he didn't care. So tomorrow I get to bring 1998 into the office. It's not so pretty anymore. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( imac computer 1998 )

At work today, my boss called me at 7:45am to make sure I was in the office today. It's now 3:30 and he has yet to even show up. He also hasn't paid me for the last 4 weeks of work. I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 04/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( unpaid late checking in )

At work today, we were doing some work on cabinets for this rich lady. It involved some sawing since we were replacing a lot of the wood in back, which had been eaten through. She walked in halfway through with a martini in her hand and asked if we had to "saw so loudly." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/11/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cabinets sawing wood )

At work today, we were discussing Montana in the middle of a meeting, totally unrelated to everything else. I said that I'd never been there. "Neither have I," my boss whispered. "And I'll never go back there. Never again." We changed the subject out of fear. I'm dumbemployed.

by kagamichin on 04/27/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( montana dark secrets of the night meeting )

At work today, this group of girls was arguing over who was the worst student. They were shopping for clothes and incredibly loud. I only heard a bit of it, but one of them shouted that "I can hardly even read! You know that." The other girls nodded. I'm dumbemployed.

by wanderman_lj on 04/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( student illiterate sad )

At work today, I followed my coworker on his lunch break. I followed him to the parking lot. He had a bottle of whiskey in his car, but instead of drinking from it, he poured a couple of drops onto his fingers, splashed them under his eyes, and went back inside. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( whiskey drinking splashing )
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