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At work today, I was asked how many pieces of chicken come in the EIGHT PIECE bucket? I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 07/14/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( chicken eight piece counting )

At work today, I got a client brief stating how forward thinking their technology is. It ended with how they are "getting the nation ready for the 21st century." And here I thought that had started already. I'm dumbemployed.

by LennyRay on 07/15/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( client 21st century technology )

At work today, everybody had to do their part and take out the garbage at some point. The sad thing is all the stuff that was in the garbage. We threw away quite a few perfectly good TVs that were four years old. Could we keep them for ourselves? Nope. It would hurt sales. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/03/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( garbage tvs sales )

At work today, this one super awkward guy kept looking back at me and then slapping the table. I thought it was some bizarre sexual thing. Then I realized that he was cracking his neck- the slapping sound was bone being readjusted. Yuck. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/11/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( awkward sexual neck )

At work today, an elderly couple came into the electronics store where I work. They offered to trade in for a new refrigerator. I told them we don't do that. Then they offered me a Betamax, too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/10/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers

At work today, I thought I'd be a dutiful little worker and replace the printer cartridge. Splat. Now my hands are covered in ink and I can't get it off. Did I mention I'm a manicurist? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/13/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( manicures printer ink )

At work today, I was cooking up Hot Pockets at the work microwave for lunch. Then this girl, Sara, yelled that I'd stolen her Hot Pockets. She just about tackled me and bit me in the shoulder. Then she realized she'd actually packed a sandwich. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/08/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( hot pockets microwave tackled )

At work today, we found out our business model, logo, and design was copied by another resale company. Instead of making them change, we're changing it all. I'm dumbemployed.

by madpuffinman on 07/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( business model logo design )

At work today, instead of speaking, one of my coworkers decided to write everything on notepad paper. We aren't very busy. But I found out that my coworker- who I had respected- spells at the level of a retarded third grader. F. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/10/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( speaking coworkers retarded )

At work today, I tried to convince my boss that he should get a phone with e-mail on it. He smiled. "That's what you're for," he said. "Just call me and tell me the e-mail." I'm dumbemployed.

by madmordekai on 07/09/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( secretary email phone )

At work today, I wore a cute new striped shirt that I just got on sale. Then I got assigned to help apply barbecue sauce to all the meat we're serving. Now my striped shirt has way too many red polka dots. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/11/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shirt striped barbecue )

At work today, I drove a truck for a bumpy eight hours. Is that not enough for you? Well, I found out once I stopped that the back right tire was only half full. That's why I kept bumping so much. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/13/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( truck bumpy driving )
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