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At work today, my manager called me from ten feet away to ask what 'mezzanine' means, and I answered. She then asked where ours is. Our store doesn't have a mezzanine. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/06/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( mezzanine floors manager )

At work today, we were all called around the mega-computer of my boss. Oh joy. Turns out he had a video to show us- his kid, on Youtube, playing a pop song. It would have been cool. But the kid was a boy. And the song was "Hit Me Baby One More Time." I'm dumbemployed.

by stonehead118 on 12/02/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( britney youtube kids )

At work today, there were a few really interesting people who walked in. I was pretty psyched and figure I'd find a friend for the first time in Kansas. I asked them if they needed help. "Yeah," one said. "I'm from NY. Get me the hell out of Kansas." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/06/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( kansas psyched ny )

At work today, I sold the first Barbie doll I've sold in a while. It had a cute red sparkly dress, which was really cool. And the kid was excited. He was an eight year old boy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( barbie dress cute )

At work today, one of my coworkers decided that an amateur wrestling match in the basement would be a good idea. The sad thing is that they made more money selling tickets for it than doing work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/02/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( wrestling amateur basement )

At work today, this moaning sound came from the back of the store. It was an old guy lifting a refrigerator- or trying to. I asked him what he was doing. He said that he wanted to test if it was real instead of plastic. I'm dumbemployed.

by madmoisell_j on 12/06/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( moaning refrigerator plastic )

At work today, my dad showed up to my office today and took a tour of the place. I was feeling pretty proud of myself during the first half. Then he took me aside. "This is a good starter job, son." I've been here for ten years. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( office starter job dad )

At work today, I spoke to the third most senior employee in the company. Of course, third most senior doesn't mean as much in this economy. He's been there a month longer than me. 8 months. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( third most senior sad months )

At work today, one of our customers went into the bar bathroom with a backpack. A half hour later, he hadn't come out. Turns out he'd set up his own bathroom attendant stand inside. I kicked him out. I also found out he'd made more that night than me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/09/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( bar bathroom attendant )

At work today, I saw a hitchhiker on the road. He looked incredibly desperate and sad. The wind blew in his hair and the sun burned his skin. I know because I was next to him, waiting for my bus to come. He got picked up first. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/06/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hitchiker wind sun )

At work today, I brought a beer with me to work and guzzled it before my shift. Whatever. Anyway, when I left, one of the guys whose cars I was fixing came by. He said I smelled like chocolate. It was a Guinness. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/03/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( beer chocolate mechanic )

At work today, I was cleaning pools- usually, I deal with twigs and dirt. This time I found a black snake in the pool. It would clog the drain or scare the customer, so I went in the pool and fished it out. Then I killed it. This was an average day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/03/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cleaning clog snake )
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