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At work today, I took a bit of a long lunch. When I came back, I thought the office was empty. It turns out that they were actually having the year's most important meeting. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lunch office meeting )

At work today, I was told I couldn't wear my sweater at work. I'm working in the garden center. Current temp? A crisp 54 degrees. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/22/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sweater garden store temperature )

At work today, my boss requested I write him a dinner toast. I wrote one about our new product. He sent it back to me with a note. "The toast was supposed to be for my niece's engagement." The niece I've never met, of course. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dinner toast niece )

At work today, I was working with a 4 year old girl when she grabbed my boobs and loudly proclaimed, "Wow! You have really big boobs!" I'm dumbemployed.

by Suzanna on 12/04/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( breasts children grab )

At work today, my boss claimed he was building a "solarium" in his house. We asked him what it was. Of course, he couldn't explain it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( solarium ask house )

At work today, I wwas collecting movie tickets. Fun. I saw at least twelve kids sneak into R rated movies. Technically, I'm supposed to enforce the rules, but I don't get paid enough. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( movie tickets fun ratings )

At work today, I discovered that I'm afraid of my job. The reason? Customers hit on my constantly. I'd expect it in a bar. But at a hardware store it's just creepy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hit bar hardware )

At work today, I was having a normal shift as a dental hygienist. Then a patient asked for a volunteer fluoride treatment. "Please," he said. "It's a fetish." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/24/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( dental hygienist fluoride )

At work today, I put out a dish of candy for customers. Word of advice- you can take one piece of candy. Not the whole bowl. I'm dumbemployed.

by fanbeltsrus on 11/07/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( candy dish bowl )

At work today, my supervisor claimed that I was scheduled for 3. I literally pointed to the schedule that said 4. "I make the schedule," he said, "so I'm right." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/08/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( supervisor schedule pointed )

At work today, there were about thirty people in line for a television sale. Only once he saw the line did my boss realize that he'd misplaced a decimal point in a recent newspaper ad. I'm dumbemployed.

by mu_tigers on 11/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( line television sales )

At work today, I had a woman yell at me. "Do you see how mad I am?" The problem was that she had so much botox, I could see how mad she was. I didn't ask. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/07/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( yell woman botox )
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