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At work today, I conducted training on stress management and visualizations for relaxation. I seated the hearing impaired up front so they could read my lips. At the end of the session, they said it was hard to follow the visualization when I asked them to close their eyes. I'm dumbemployed.

by CheriDouglas on 03/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (30) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( stress management visualizations lips )

At work today, I had to install a printer on my boss's computer. He's the director of IT and he can't even install his own printer. Yup. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (29) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses

At work today, after throwing out a thief who tried to get a refund on defective merchandise that they admitted not paying for, the corporate office called and wrote me up for treating a "customer" so poorly. I'm dumbemployed.

by tps on 03/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (28) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( shoplifter corporate customer is always right )

At work today, I finally received a raise. Ten cents. One extra dime an hour. I have been working there for almost 6 years now and make ten whole cents more per hour than employees who started last week. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (28) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( raise ten cents dime )

At work today, I had to explain the basics about Twitter, Facebook, and even instant messaging while at work. I explained them to my boss. And he's the head of new media efforts. I'm dumbemployed.

by queren on 03/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (24) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( social media twitter facebook )

At work today, I had to transfer callers to our replacements in India. Then, I got another honor. I got to fix the issue when India transferred them back. I feel so useful. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/23/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (20) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( india outsourcing transfers )

At work today, I unwrapped some presents from my coworkers for my wedding day. Honestly, I hardly know these people. Doesn't that make it a little weird that they all bought me dildos? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/12/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (19) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( dildos wedding day presents )

At work today, I received an email from someone wanting to take a tour of my workplace. In a previous email I told her that I was unavailable Wednesday at 9:30 am but any other day would work. Her reply to what day works best? "I'll be there 9:30 am on Wednesday!" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (18) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( schedule tour reading )

At work today, procrastination got the better of me, as usual. I spent most of the day playing videogames online. My boss showed up at my desk at one point and saw me. "What are you doing?" he asked. I was scared. Then he told me a better game to play instead. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/05/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (18) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( procrastinating videogames fun )

At work today, a former guest called upset because her refund was $4.32 less than she expected. She caused such a fuss, she's getting 50% off her next stay. I'm dumbemployed.

by resseboo on 03/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (18) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hotel guest fuss )

At work today at the bank, a customer kept hitting the buzzer at the drive thru window. I finished waiting on another customer (during the constant buzzing) and walked over to the drive thru to find a priest. "Thank you for your patience, Father." I'm dumbemployed.

by HollyChristine on 03/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (18) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drive thru window bank priest )

At work today, I was told I have "no credibility" at my new job of 4 months. I've worked in the same profession for the last 13 years, and for the world's largest and most successful company in my industry. Then I was asked to help interview 3 people. They'll probably replace me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( credibility interviews experience )
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