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At work today, I was told that I'd need to get "absolutely all" of my business cards reprinted. I emailed the person in charge to ask why. "New company font." Apparently, we switched our size from 12 pt. to 13 pt. I have four thousand cards to reprint now. I'm dumbemployed.

by d0mesticgoddess on 02/04/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (19) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( business cards corporate reprints )

At work today, my boss called me into his office for a "special request." Did I mention that he's gorgeous? My knees shook when he asked me if I was doing anything tonight. "No!" I shouted. "Good," he said. "Then you can cover for me. I have a hot date." I stayed til 9. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/04/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (19) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( flirting scary lame )

At work today, my boss decided to call all of us in for diversity training. Our company has ten people in it. We're all white, but I'm the only girl. "Julie's our resident minority," my boss said. He made me give a speech "about my struggle". I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/05/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (18) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( training diversity white )

At work today, my boss decided that we were going to rename my department from "Marketing" to "Advertising." I asked him why. "I was told to eliminate the marketing department," he said. I have a good boss. Until corporate figures it out, at least. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/04/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( marketing advertising corporate )

At work today, I took out my old school punch card and wanted to see what would happen if I put it in upside down. Instead of just stamping the bottom half, it got stuck inside. I had to get my boss- who then had to call the company that makes the machine. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/20/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( punch card error stamping )

At work today, I billed my firm for having worked this past weekend. My boss called me in to ask about it. I told him that I thought I should be compensated for missing out on my weekend. "I guess," he said. "But I'm sure you're not doing anything else on the weekends." I'm dumbemployed.

by angryllama1 on 01/27/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( lawyer law weekend )

At work today, I was making subs par usual. Well, I had one guy come up and just stare at me. "You're pretty," he said. "Can I get you anything, sir?" He just kept staring. I made him a pastrami in hopes he'd have a heart attack. He accepted and paid for it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sandwiches creep pastrami )

At work today, my boss was wearing a skirt that showed way too much leg. She sat on my desk after lunch to tell me that my shirt was inappropriate because the "colors were too bright." I smiled and nodded, trying not to cry. I could see her underwear. I'm dumbemployed.

by n0mad_soul on 02/05/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( clothes skirts underwear )

At work today, my boss brought along Oreos. The first problem? No milk. The second problem? He likes to smile a lot. I stared at his crumb filled teeth the entire day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( oreos teeth smiling )

At work today, I came across a filing cabinet where nothing was in alphabetical order. I was feeling ambitious, so I rearranged everything. Then I looked at the filing cabinet. They were contracts, and they were supposed to be ordered by date. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/27/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( filing contracts alphabetical order is fascist if you ask me )

At work today, I decided to play hookey. I skipped a lunch meeting and took a long walk around the lake. When I got back, the office was empty. Weird. I stayed until 6 and got a text from a coworker. Apparently, at the lunch meeting, our boss had given us the day off. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( playing hookey meeting text )

At work today, my boss told me that I wouldn't be able to take the next weekend off. I asked her why, and she said it was because Jeremy's girlfriend was having a baby. Jeremy's 16 years old. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/07/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( babies girlfriend knocked up )
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