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At work today, at the day-care center, I was cleaning up snack. I noticed that there were about ten cups of apple juice left. So I started to throw them away. A co-worker comes up to me and said, "Um... we dump the left over apple juice back into the jug." How sanitary. I'm dumbemployed.

by amstaf86 on 05/05/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (41) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( daycare apple juice sanitation )

At work today, my boss asked how to turn off the capslock on her computer. I'm dumbemployed.

by Hapykamper on 05/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (36) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( computers capslock sad )

At work today, I wore a skirt into work, since summer is fading away. The HR guy talked to me about it and asked if I really thought it was "work appropriate." He was wearing tight red bike shorts. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (27) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( skirt bike shorts hr )

At work today, my boss emailed me from his computer. He wanted me to email him back the price of an item on our own website. This happens daily. I'm dumbemployed.

by Princetrunks on 05/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (23) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( websites email price )

At work today, I suggested a pet hamster to a woman who thought a cat would be too big for her son. She squinted and shook her head. "Robby has a problem with hamsters. We had one. He hid it in a very unusual place, and you know how high medical bills are these days." Whoa. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/03/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (22) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cat hamster medical bills )

At work today, while trying to "help" me, my boss managed to turn a 1800+ person mail list in Excel into a 168 person mail list. And then he saved it. I'm dumbemployed.

by kiki on 05/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (20) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( excel mailing help )

At work today, I suggested a new idea. It was vehemently opposed by everyone in the meeting. 10 minutes later, the same idea was suggested to me. "OK," I said. "We'll do it your way." And we did. Guess who got the credit? I'm dumbemployed.

by justinc on 05/12/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (19) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( idea opposed meeting )

At work today, I did a Twitter search for my company. I found it alright- there were over 29 tweets complaining about the job and the company. Two of them were from "Lilaxing"- who I realized is my boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by madmouse90 on 05/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (18) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( twitter tweeting complaining )

At work today, a customer called where I worked. I answered. The lady over the phone said, "Yes is this Angelo's?" I told her it was. Then she asked "What's your phone number?" I laughed really loud and said, "It's the number you just called, lady." I'm dumbemployed.

by marcos7761 on 05/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant number phone )

At work today, one of the children I work with told me my breasts are made of chocolate. Her next move? She decided to bite one and find out. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/07/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( breasts chocolate bit )

At work today, I overheard my co-worker say "Scallops and green onions, they're the same things. Aren't they?" I didn't correct them. I'm dumbemployed.

by Hapykamper on 05/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( scallops green onions cooking )

At work today, a customer inquired in a very urgent tone, "Can you throw this out for me?" She pushed what appeared to be a wad of paper towels in my direction from across the bar. It was in fact a soiled diaper. Health code, much? I'm dumbemployed.

by CorkDork on 05/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( diapers bar trash )
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