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At work today, I was installing cable into a young woman's house. I finally went inside her place to hook up her TV when she opened the door. She let me in and I got started. Then I saw that the only furniture she had was a TV, a fold out chair, and a microwave on the floor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cable tv furniture )

At work today, I noticed that this real old guy was flirting with me when he gave me his gym membership card. I could see hair coming out his ears. Whatever. Later I get a call that the sauna is broken and go down there. Guess who is naked and only wearing a smile? I'm dumbemployed.

by st_virgo on 02/23/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gym sauna naked )

At work today, my boss decided he would make the office more "efficient" by realigning the cubicles. He finished at 3PM, and it took about fifteen minutes for him to realize he'd set up a cubicle in front of the womens' bathroom. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cubicles efficiency bathroom )

At work today, a little boy asked me for a lollipop. Since I'm a dental receptionist, that's a no no. I told him we had Trident gum and gave him a pack. He looked at it, opened it, and ate a piece. Then he spit it right back at me and walked away. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( lollipop reception dentist )
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