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At work today, a guy came into the mall with crazy facial hair that I'd never seen before. It was like a spiral on both of his cheeks. I laughed and asked him what it was, but he looked back at me totally seriously. "It is called the swirlie." He didn't smile. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( facial hair spiral swirlie )

At work today, I couldn't help but gaze at the clock waiting for 3:00 when my students leave. The clock finally turned to that golden moment when little, idiotic, Peter came to my desk.  He asked me if I could stay after to help him. I was stuck there for another twenty minutes. I'm dumbemployed.

by smartguy9211 on 05/25/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( teacher school extra credit )

At work today, our manager announced that he had popped the question the night before to his girlfriend, Eileen. We were all happy for him and started chanting his name. He silenced us. Then he told us that she'd said "No". I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( engagement fiance failure )

At work today, beautiful women surrounded me like always. I'm a lifeguard. That doesn't mean I get anything out of it today. I tried to talk to one hottie who had on a red bikini. She looked at me and threw me her towel. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( lifeguard bikini towel boy )
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