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At work today, at the day-care center, I was cleaning up snack. I noticed that there were about ten cups of apple juice left. So I started to throw them away. A co-worker comes up to me and said, "Um... we dump the left over apple juice back into the jug." How sanitary. I'm dumbemployed.

by amstaf86 on 04/26/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (40) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( daycare apple juice sanitation )

At work today, my boss asked how to turn off the capslock on her computer. I'm dumbemployed.

by Hapykamper on 05/04/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (36) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( computers capslock sad )

At work today, I wore a skirt into work, since summer is fading away. The HR guy talked to me about it and asked if I really thought it was "work appropriate." He was wearing tight red bike shorts. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/30/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (27) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( skirt bike shorts hr )

At work today, I had to install a printer on my boss's computer. He's the director of IT and he can't even install his own printer. Yup. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/12/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (26) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses

At work today, I finally received a raise. Ten cents. One extra dime an hour. I have been working there for almost 6 years now and make ten whole cents more per hour than employees who started last week. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/11/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (25) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( raise ten cents dime )

At work today, I conducted training on stress management and visualizations for relaxation. I seated the hearing impaired up front so they could read my lips. At the end of the session, they said it was hard to follow the visualization when I asked them to close their eyes. I'm dumbemployed.

by CheriDouglas on 03/08/16 at 5:59pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (24) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( stress management visualizations lips )

At work today, my boss emailed me from his computer. He wanted me to email him back the price of an item on our own website. This happens daily. I'm dumbemployed.

by Princetrunks on 05/07/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (23) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( websites email price )

At work today, my boss called me into his office. "Sit down," he said. I waited, and he tapped his desk. "Well, aren't you going to say somethign?" I didn't know what to say. "The new chair!" he shouted. "It's comfy, isn't it?" Thanks for that nerveracking meeting, sir. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/27/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (22) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( nervous chair comfy )

At work today, after throwing out a thief who tried to get a refund on defective merchandise that they admitted not paying for, the corporate office called and wrote me up for treating a "customer" so poorly. I'm dumbemployed.

by tps on 03/09/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (22) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( shoplifter corporate customer is always right )

At work today, I suggested a pet hamster to a woman who thought a cat would be too big for her son. She squinted and shook her head. "Robby has a problem with hamsters. We had one. He hid it in a very unusual place, and you know how high medical bills are these days." Whoa. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (22) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cat hamster medical bills )

At work today, I had to explain the basics about Twitter, Facebook, and even instant messaging while at work. I explained them to my boss. And he's the head of new media efforts. I'm dumbemployed.

by queren on 03/02/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (21) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( social media twitter facebook )

At work today, while trying to "help" me, my boss managed to turn a 1800+ person mail list in Excel into a 168 person mail list. And then he saved it. I'm dumbemployed.

by kiki on 05/07/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (20) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( excel mailing help )
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