At work today, a guy came into the mall with crazy facial hair that I'd never seen before. It was like a spiral on both of his cheeks. I laughed and asked him what it was, but he looked back at me totally seriously. "It is called the swirlie." He didn't smile. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( facial hair spiral swirlie )
Dumbemployed: Hilariously Dumb and Sad But True Stories about Jobs Like Yours
by Phil Edwards and Matt Kraft
