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by anonymous on 06/29/22 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, I got in trouble because my boss was 15 minutes late for a conference call. The phone is on her desk, but she was upset that I didn't dial it for her. I wasn't even in the office at the time. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( conference room phone call )
by anonymous on 06/26/22 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, our GM, pissed at her computer, decided to throw it in front of the IT manager's door. Instead of untangling the cords to remove said computer from her desk, she cut them...including the power. Yikes. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( gm it power )
by anonymous on 06/17/22 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I got called over to the other building to give someone access to one of our IT system. They didn't tell me what they wanted until I got there. I could have done it from my office and not got rained on. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( it system call rain )
by anonymous on 06/14/22 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I was told a quarterly report was overdue. It should be due in 2 days, 15 business days after the end of the quarter. "Well," my boss said, "some people don't know what 'business days' are. So to them, it's overdue now." I guess those are the people I work for. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( quarterly report overdue business days )
by anonymous on 06/14/22 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) PermalinkAt work today, I bumped my head on a fire escape sign while following someone into the boardroom. I had a slow trickle of blood on my head for the entire meeting. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( blood fire escape meeting )
by anonymous on 06/05/22 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) PermalinkAt work today, my assistant manager's phone rang. Beep...Beep...Beep. He asked me what that noise was. "What?" I asked. "That beep beep beep noise, what was that?" He asked again. It was his damn phone. In his pocket! I had to tell him what his own phone sounded like. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ringtone phone beep )
by anonymous on 06/02/22 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) PermalinkAt work today, a co-worker complained of a back injury he suffered lifting a 1 pound case of cherry tomatoes. When he filled out his accident report he spelled "warehouse" as "whorehouse". I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( accident warehouse spelling )
by anonymous on 06/02/22 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) PermalinkAt work today, a woman came up asking about chicken wings. When I told her that we were temporarily out of chicken wings, she asked "Well what am I supposed to make for dinner?" I don't know mam. I just don't know. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( chicken wings dinner stock )