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At work today, I got in trouble because my boss was 15 minutes late for a conference call. The phone is on her desk, but she was upset that I didn't dial it for her. I wasn't even in the office at the time. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/29/22 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( conference room phone call )

At work today, an irate woman came to the counter to complain that the coffee was cold. She was touching the outside of the thermos. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/27/22 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( thermos coffee cold )

At work today, our GM, pissed at her computer, decided to throw it in front of the IT manager's door. Instead of untangling the cords to remove said computer from her desk, she cut them...including the power. Yikes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/26/22 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( gm it power )

At work today, one of the children I work with told me my breasts are made of chocolate. Her next move? She decided to bite one and find out. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/25/22 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( breasts chocolate bit )

At work today, I got called over to the other building to give someone access to one of our IT system. They didn't tell me what they wanted until I got there. I could have done it from my office and not got rained on. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/17/22 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( it system call rain )

At work today, I was told a quarterly report was overdue. It should be due in 2 days, 15 business days after the end of the quarter. "Well," my boss said, "some people don't know what 'business days' are. So to them, it's overdue now." I guess those are the people I work for. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/22 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( quarterly report overdue business days )

At work today, I bumped my head on a fire escape sign while following someone into the boardroom. I had a slow trickle of blood on my head for the entire meeting. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/22 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( blood fire escape meeting )

At work today, my assistant manager's phone rang. Beep...Beep...Beep. He asked me what that noise was. "What?" I asked. "That beep beep beep noise, what was that?" He asked again. It was his damn phone. In his pocket! I had to tell him what his own phone sounded like. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/05/22 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ringtone phone beep )

At work today, a girl told my boss that while she was honeymooning, someone nearby was murdered. My boss let out an unbelievably loud laugh. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/04/22 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( honeymoon laughing murder )

At work today, a guy cut 2x4s twice in order to cut all the way through. He didn't know that he could adjust the saw to cut through in one cut. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/04/22 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( harware 2x4s wood )

At work today, a co-worker complained of a back injury he suffered lifting a 1 pound case of cherry tomatoes. When he filled out his accident report he spelled "warehouse" as "whorehouse". I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/02/22 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( accident warehouse spelling )

At work today, a woman came up asking about chicken wings. When I told her that we were temporarily out of chicken wings, she asked "Well what am I supposed to make for dinner?" I don't know mam. I just don't know. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/02/22 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( chicken wings dinner stock )