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At work today, at the day-care center, I was cleaning up snack. I noticed that there were about ten cups of apple juice left. So I started to throw them away. A co-worker comes up to me and said, "Um... we dump the left over apple juice back into the jug." How sanitary. I'm dumbemployed.

by amstaf86 on 05/22/22 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (42) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( daycare apple juice sanitation )

At work today, I was asking for more hours. My boss said he will think about it. Later that day, I was actually asked to work more hours. At first, I thought it was a sign of trust. Then I learned it was because my co-worker was in the hospital. I'm dumbemployed.

by uhhokariel on 05/22/22 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hospital hours coworkers )

At work today, I helped an elderly woman load up her trunk with groceries. Bizarrely, she started hitting on me. "I'm too old to be a cougar," she said. "But I can still be a sabre tooth tiger, cutie." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/22 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cougar sabre tooth tiger grocery )

At work today, I was kept pretty busy by a steady stream of customers. We run a portrait studio. I guess that even out of work actors need new headshots. But looking at these people, they should have spent their money on food. My photos look like National Geographic spreads. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/22 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( national geographic portrait actors )

At work today, I had an assignment that my bachelor's degree and graduate degree truly merits. My boss handed me a pile of magazines. "Rip out those damn subscription cars," he said and smiled. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/22 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( bachelor's degree magazines subscription card )

At work today, one of my employees decided to wear sunglasses. Whatever- his prerogative. The problem is that we work at a pancake restaurant. Every time he flipped one, he lost it in the air. Now the floor is spattered with batter. Yum. I'm dumbemployed.

by radlikeronnie on 05/23/22 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pancakes flipping shades )

At work today, I created a Powerpoint presentation for a meeting. It took a while and has over 200 slides. Guess what our company doesn't have? A projector. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/24/22 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( powerpoint projector slides )