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At work today, the woman who sits two cubicles down from me no-showed, causing a mad scramble for the rest of us to get her work done by the 5:00pm deadline. The woman is my boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/22/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cubicles no show deadline )

At work today, we delivered a bunch of sound equipment for some guy at a chapel. After testing the sound, he remembered they had voted not to use it. He made us take it all down. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/10/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( chapel sound system delivery )

At work today, I went to pick up supplies at the store. The clerk told me they were in the garden store. Due to construction, I walked through a trailer, across boards to a parking lot, which I crossed in the rain- only to find out that the garden store is closed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( garden store rain supplies )

At work today, my anal retentive 'know-it-all' boss made a mountain out of a mole hill. He also misspelled the word 'dilemma' as 'delima' in an email. And then he sent it to upper management. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/10/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( spelling email molehills )

At work today, my boss - who had just returned from a week out of the country - discovered something: the employee he put in charge while he was away deposited all of the week's deposits into an old, closed account. Now he can't make payroll for another week. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/01/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( payroll deposits bank account )

At work today, I was working the front desk. The phone rang and it was a guest who had just checked out. He asked me if I could find and hold his bag of onions he left in the breakfast room, because he needed them for safety. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/30/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( onions hotel front desk )

At work today, I spent the entire day trying to find out what caused all our QuickBooks data since March to disappear. At midnight, I discovered that accountant had opened an old version after her computer crashed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/30/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( accountants quickbooks crash )

At work today, I interviewed a person who had 10 years of QuickBooks experience. I asked her how you write a check in QuickBooks. She didn't know. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/29/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( quickbooks check experience )

At work today, I had a customer come to the counter at the store. I'm standing in front of a huge assortment of cigarettes and the customer asks me, "How much are your cigarettes?" Believe it or not, they aren't all priced the same. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/29/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cigarette prices counters )

At work today, I had several increasingly irate emails from a customer. He said that the CDs he bought wouldn't play in either of his CD players and one is a BOSE. The CDs? They were DVDs. And the customer is a Doctor. Im dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/25/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (16) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cds dvds doctor )

At work today, a coworker noticed I have Photoshop on my computer. "You have Photoshop? What do you use it for? Work stuff?" I told him I use it for iTunes. He didn't know it was a joke. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/16/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( photoshop itunes computer )

At work today, I found out my boss decided to send all editors to a conference in Austin. I work for a newspaper in San Antonio. We were all excited until we realized we have to pay our way there, back, and for all our meals. It would have been nice to know 2 months ago, boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/06/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( austin san antonio meals )