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At work today, someone asked if we have any meals without meat. I work at KFC. I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 11/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( kfc meat vegetarian )

At work today, an anxious tremor began to come over me. I was finally going to ask out Darlene, the receptionist who I love. Well, I will have to wait a little longer. She came in today with her partner. Who's a girl. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( darlene receptionist anxious )

At work today, my cubicle neighbor kept hitting the wall between us. I coughed a couple of times to try and get him to stop. He didn't. I said his name. He kept going. I stood up and looked over the wall. He wasn't hitting his hand. He was hitting his head. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cubicles head hitting )

At work today, I saw a girl leave her two year old daughter in the car as she came into the store. I walked up to her and told her she needed to bring the girl in. "Oh no," the woman said. "I don't want to cause any trouble." I had to break the girl out myself. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( car daughter locked )

At work today, I was riding in the elevator and my boss saw the Shampoo I bought. She started making the "Oh" noises like in Herbal Essence commercials. I told her my Shampoo was actually a different brand than the commercials. "What commercials?" she asked. I'm dumbemployed.

by madmax2000 on 11/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( shampoo herbal essence commercials )

At work today, someone asked me how much a FIVE DOLLAR fill up box is. I am surrounded by dumb customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 10/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( five dollar fill up dumb )

At work today, I looked outside because I heard some loud music. About ten kids were walking in a line, playing hip hop from boom boxes held up to their ears. It was like time traveling. I wish I could have time traveled to the end of work and joined them. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/16/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( boom box eighties loud )

At work today, I was listening to the radio on the commute. The two wacky morning DJs were saying all the jobs they'd never have. Garbage man, post office guy, and McDonalds worker. I've had all those jobs. And I still have the third. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( garbage mailman mcdonalds )

At work today, I was given the assignment to compile a recycling report for our division. Well, since my boss hates recycling, we don't do it. Now though, he's getting pressure from corporate. I was forced to make up a 36 page document on our "green" policies. I'm dumbemployed.

by wallen on 11/10/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( recylcing recyclables report )

At work today, one of our customers went into the bar bathroom with a backpack. A half hour later, he hadn't come out. Turns out he'd set up his own bathroom attendant stand inside. I kicked him out. I also found out he'd made more that night than me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/09/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( bar bathroom attendant )

At work today, this hammering noise kept coming from aisle eight. I went to investigate- it was a customer banging with a hammer against our walls. I asked him what the hell he was doing. He said he had to test the hammer to see if it worked. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/04/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hammering aisle eight testing )

At work today, I think I was in the hottest place other than hell. It was my building. The AC went out and they didn't let us take water breaks. My job? A bottled water factory. Oh the sweaty, sweaty irony. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/01/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hot building bottled water )