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At work today, I had a short conversation with the woman in line at our puzzle store. She was saying how strange it was that her son was so violent. I rang her up. She was buying a WWII game and a World of Warcraft puzzle. I have a guess on the violence thing, lady. I'm dumbmemployed.

At work today, I started wedging a pillow between my chair an my back for support. At 3:15, my boss tugged it out from under me. "Put your back into it!" he shouted and laughed. He didn't return the pillow. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, my boss and I scouted new locations for a franchise in rural Michigan. We needed somewhere crowded enough to support more fast food chains. We saw two people the whole day. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I enjoyed being rejected by a few people I asked out. I understand, I guess, that maybe it was inappropriate. It is an unwritten rule I shouldn't ask out the doctor's patients. I'm dumbemployed.