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At work today, I kept getting the silent treatment from my secretary. She thinks that it will show me how to be nicer to her. Really, it shows me that she wants to stay late because I can't get work done. Why can't she be silent when she's chatting with her boyfriend? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/07/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( secretary silent treatment chatting )

At work today, my Uncle called at work with some really bad personal news about my Aunt. I was crying a little at my desk. Of course, that's when my boss peeks over my cubicle. "Boo hoo!" he laughs. "Now get back to work." He did it again an hour later. I'm dumbemployed.

by justind_8807 on 12/08/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( crying uncle jerk )

At work today, a customer came out of our restaurant's bathroom shouting that the service was unacceptable. She had a French accent and I asked her what was wrong. "It is not a third world country! Where is the bidet?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/03/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant french bidet )

At work today, the regulations at my workplace really started to get me down. Turns out we aren't allowed to wear hats inside. Does my boss's wig count? I think it should. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/07/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( regulations wig hat )

At work today, the hottest girl coworker kept touching her hair when she was talking to me. I thought that she was flirting with me. But later on, she turned around. I saw that she had a ladybug stuck inside her hair. Fantastic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/07/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( flirting hair ladybug )

At work today, I had to take a terrible acting job just to get work. Acting job is a stretch. I became a mascot for a local car dealership. It's 100 degrees in the costume, and I'm dressed as "Barry the Bucking Bull." Some career. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/04/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( acting mascot bernie the bucking bull )

At work today, a brochure came out detailing all the other tourist attractions in addition to ours. Ours got billing as "the top place to dunk your trunks." That's really the best phrase they could come up with. And it was the hippest on the brochure. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/04/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( brochures tourist attractions copy )

At work today, my boss wanted some extra boxes to pack up our office supplies. Well, instead of buying some, he decided to borrow mine. Of course, it took him 20 minutes to take them apart and put them together again. That's how valuable his time is. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( boxes office supplies time )

At work today, I sold a pack of medicine to a young kid. I heard him talking to his friend on the way out. "A few more of these, and we'll be meth dealers." I looked at the receipt he left. I'd sold him childrens' Tylenol. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/08/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tylenol meth children )

At work today, I decided I'm finally going to migrate south and live in Georgia. I told my boss and remembered afterwards that he was from Russia. He thought I was moving to Europe. I didn't correct him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( russia georgia south )

At work today, my supervisor made me grab a beer with him. He said it was the manly thing to do. Well, I agreed and got a really dark beer. My boss? A Sex on the Beach. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sex on the beach beer girly )

At work today, we were distributing t-shirts to people who showed up at a dance party my company was throwing. Three people insisted on getting two. Did they give them to friends? Nope. They just put them on and got in line again. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/04/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( t-shirt party friends )
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