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At work today, I stayed a few minutes late to finish up some work. Then I realized that staying ten minutes late would push me onto a train home that came an hour later than my normal ride. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/12/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( work late train )

At work today, I blanked on an important client's name. "Thanks for your help Ron," I said. His name was Bob. I wasn't even close. I'm dumbemployed.

by imperium_rus on 12/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( client name ron )

At work today, one of my ex-coworkers invited me to a BBQ. The weird part is that it's an ex-coworker who I fired. I don't know whether to feel sorry for him or guilty. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bbq fired guilty )

At work today, we were writing the day's specials on the chalkboard. And I swear, right after I left, I saw a customer approach the board with his own stick of chalk. You can't do that! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( chalk chalkboard specials )

At work today, a plastic surgery patient came into our office. I just work reception. I asked her if she was happy with the surgery. "I would be," she said, "if I could smile." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( plastic surgery smiling reception )

At work today, I wore a cardigan, sweater, hoddie, and coat into work. It still wasn't enough to keep me warm in the drive thru window. And I live in North Dakota. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cardigan sweater drive thru window )

At work today, I was cleaning tables and picked up a salt shaker- or tried to. It was glued to the table. Thanks, teenage customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by caligal06 on 12/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cleaning salt shakers glue )

At work today, we handed out promotional items from a booth. Our promo items? Frisbees. Good schwag. Except most convention attendees are 50 or older. I'm dumbemployed.

by oakimov on 12/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( work schwag promotional )

At work today, my manager asked me to leave a few minutes for cleaning up in back. It's like the Augean stables and I got about 120 seconds to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/12/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cleaning augean stables cleaning )

At work today, I asked my boss's permission to go to the store and purchase lunch during my 15 minute break. His response? "As long as you buy me something too." His food would cost me an hour's worth of work. I'm dumbemployed.

by nanalindoll on 12/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( permission store lunch )

At work today, a young man plopped some condoms on my cash register. That's normal. Except by young, I mean about 11 years old. I said nothing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( condoms cash register young )

At work today, I was forced to conduct a survey via phone- I need 200 responses before I leave. So far, I have 3 responses and 58 hang ups as soon as I called. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( phone responses telemarketers )
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