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At work today, I spoke to our Chief Financial Officer, who is apparently eyeing a number of cuts in services. Like, you know how we get paid during lunch now. That's about to be a thing of the past. Hello 8.5 hour days. My life just got shorter. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cfo lunch unpaid )

At work today, I kept getting interrupted at my desk by the daughter of one of our employees. She was asking me all these questions that five year olds shouldn't be asking. Like about stock options. I think that she was being used as a spy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( daughter spy stock options )

At work today, I was a little hesitant about leaving early, but everyone insisted that it was totally fine. I cut out ten minutes early. Thirty minutes after that, I received a text message. Apparently, my supervisor thought that I had suddenly quit. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( leaving quit supervisor )

At work today, I discovered some very mysterious pills in the refrigerator. I worked in HR, so I immediately reported it to my superior. He took the bottle of pills and unscrewed it. Inside? Tylenol. I'm dumbemployed.

by hagaren_06 on 02/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hr pills tylenol )

At work today, I went out to the restaurant to check the reservation count for tomorrow. I saw that it was 55 people. Not bad. Ten minutes later my boss comes up and tells me the count for tomorrow is 80. I'm dumbemployed.

by hbk134 on 02/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( restaurant busy reservation )

At work today, a customer lost her wedding ring while she was sampling furniture in our store. We searched for hours to try and find it. We never did, but tried hard. Guess who is suing the store? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wedding ring furniture lawsuit )

At work today, I managed to score a three hour layover in the Moscow airport. A lot of fun. I was having my third vodka when they announced they'd miscounted. Three hours turned into thirteen. Some business trip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( moscow airport layover )

At work today, an elderly man browsed through our selection of our vitamin store for almost an hour. Finally, he came to the front cash register where I was and wheezed out a question. "Excuse me," he said. I told him to go ahead, and he did. "Where are the cookies?" I'm dumbmployed.

by anonymous on 02/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cookies old people vitamins )

At work today, I caught a case of the hiccoughs. Not really a big deal, right? It only took about a minute for me to get better and then I was breathing normally. The only problem? I'm an actor and I was on stage. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( actor hiccoughs stage )

At work today, the main dining room was being repainted by a crew. I went inside with my boss. "Hmm," he growled, "this is more of a peach than the pink hue I wanted." The walls looked green. Remind me not to eat his peaches. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dining room peaches green )

At work today, I had to take a client out for not only dinner, but drinks as well. It was fine, but by the end of a second beet I was exhausted. Not the client. He's a forty something family man who insisted on doing body shots. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dinner drinks body shots )

At work today, the boss decided to be nice and buy the staff some pizza for lunch. Great idea. Except I work in a kitchen. I'm dumbemployed.

by hbk134 on 02/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pizza nice kitchen )
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