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At work today, I opened the windows, and then immediately got in trouble for letting "noise" in. They meant the chirping birds. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( birds chirping noise )

At work today, I inspected a customer's purchase for defects and found a chipped front. I told him. "Whatever," he said. "I was gonna return it tomorrow anyway." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( return chipped flaws )

At work today, I was on hold for an hour with customer service. As soon as I got back on the line, my cell phone dropped the call. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( customer call cell phones )

At work today, I traveled to SF and Skyped to my boss. I then spent 10 minutes instructing him on the phone how to use it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/09/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( skype phone technology )

At work today, I had to remake a burger no less than 3 times. The first time it was undercooked. The second time it was "too small." The third time, he didn't eat it, but at least he didn't send it back either. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( burger undercooked send it back )

At work today, I was in the plus sized women's aisle. A number of customers complimented me on being a good fit for my department. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/11/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( compliments plus sized department )

At work today, I thought I would test the doorbell on the front of our store. We have one to let in high end customers. Turns out it's been broken. We don't know how long. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( doorbell broken high end customers )

At work today, I skipped on my break to finish up cleaning. That's probably also the reason I was reprimanded for violating union stipulations. Sorry for helping. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( reprimand union break )

At work today, my boss tried to teach us all CPR. That's appropriate for a lifeguard, but not for a small accounting firm. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cpr lifeguard accounting )

At work today, I baked cookies for the office. Later, I found 3 of them, uneaten, in the trash can. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( baked cookies office )

At work today, my manager called me into his office to chat about strategy- for March Madness. I'm dumbemployed.

by basobreak on 08/12/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( march madness pool strategy )

At work today, I rode the subway to work. The whole time, I was pressed next to a coworker. We didn't even say hi. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/10/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( subway rode coworkers )
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