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At work today, this middle aged lady came into our record store. She wandered aimlessly for a while and  then walked up to me. "Do you have Adam Lambert?" she asked. I don't know which is worse. That she wanted Adam Lambert at an indie store, or that I know who he is. I'm dumbemployed.

by madly_imperfect on 03/25/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( adam lambert indie record store )

At work today, I spent my entire shift switching the light switch on and off. Productive? Not so much. But halfway through, I did get to leave my desk to replace the light bulb I'm broken. It should be obvious by now. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/25/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( light switch light bulb broken )

At work today, I was playing a gig at this real stodgy place. I play drums, so usually nobody notices me. But this time I minded.  I literally had somebody trip on my feet while I was playing. Did they apologize? Take a guess. I'm dumbemployed.

by fabric_plaster on 03/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drums trip snobs )

At work today, my boss continued listening to "Pokerface" non stop. Except now he dances inside his office. The problem is that he doesn't realize his blinds are open. The good part? He's a surprisingly agile dancer. I watch. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pokerface lady gaga dancing )

At work today, nobody was doing anything because of the heat. Turns out our AC was broken over the winter. That's when we found out we have a deadline to process all orders for the week. Great timing. I'll be staying late and sweating on my desk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( heat ac sweating )

At work today, I started tracking how many times the door opened and shut. I marked it on a tally sheet in front of me and made sure to get a big piece of paper. Unfortunately, business isn't so good right now. At the end of the day, I had four marks. I'm dumbemployed.

by zarifah09 on 03/27/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( door tracking tally )

At work today, I was trying to connect to our wireless network (sometimes we use laptops at work). My boss showed up as I was frantically double clicking. "Why don't you just use dial up?" he asked me. I thought he was joking. Then he showed me the phone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/29/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( wireless laptop dial up )

At work today, I was forced to go to a big party celebrating our company's anniversary. My boss told me dress was "semi-formal." I showed up in a suit. He was wearing khakis and a polo. He told me that I didn't need to show everyone up. So now I'm in trouble. I'm dumbemployed.

by kagdilag on 03/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( anniversary suit khakis )

At work today, I was invited to play Uno with a couple of my colleagues during break. I had lost track of the time and a Supervisor caught me red handed and called me "unprofessional" in front of everyone in the office. I'm dumbemployed.

by Deano on 03/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( uno break unprofessional )

At work today, I was making spaghetti for the waitstaff. I do it for free just to help the morale of the staff and all that. This one prissy waiter- a guy- came up to me halfway through.  He asked me if we really had to have spaghetti. It's free. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pasta spaghetti cook )

At work today, we had an all you can eat pasta special. I've found there's always one fat guy who gets the most out of it at any all you can eat place. Well, we have ours. Turns out he's extra special. He complained when we closed at 11PM. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( restaurant pasta fat )

At work today, I went to the bathroom and there were two doors. The first one you had to bolt shut with a lock indicator, and a second normal door which lead to the actual toilet. When I'd finished I realized something: The lock was broken. So I called for help with my mobile. I'm dumbemployed.

by Deano on 03/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( bathroom locked calls )
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