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At work today, the guy who I work with, who does all our out emails to customers, asked me how to work a microwave. I'm dumbemployed.

by Princetrunks on 06/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( microwave emails technical work )

At work today, I was pushing carts into the store and thought I was weak. My face turned red and my hands were chafed. Then I realized I'd been pushing them straight into a wall. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( carts pushing wall )

At work today, I felt weird coming in, since I had an...interesting dream about my boss. I don't think he'd mind the end of the dream. But in the beginning, he was wearing sheer black stockings. I can't look at him anymore. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dream sheer stockings )

At work today, I got into work around 7PM. Night shift. Of course, the problem with that is all the customers bragging how their long days are over. Then I tell them mine's just started. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( 7pm night shift bragging )

At work today, I admit it- I left a nasty note in the suggestion box. As always, my boss read them all aloud. Or most of them. He eventually got to mine, but told us that the suggestion was "anatomically impossible." A job well done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( suggestion box anatomy notes )

At work today, I wiped down some of the gym machines. Most are gross because of sweat. But then I got to the leg press. Are children allowed in the gym? Because I found a lollipop stuck to the seat. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gym machiens lollipop )

At work today, I found out my nickname around the office. See, I am a really happy, giddy person. And I thought that people found it infectious and might call me "Cheery" or "Perky Guy." I was wrong. My nickname is Sir Stinksalot. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sir stinksalot nicknames giddy )

At work today, I bumped a customer's jetski lesson from 12 to 12:30. She called me in tears. "Don't you think I'm good enough for 12?" I have no idea what she meant, but the truth is, I don't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( jetski tears bad )

At work today, I was playing charades with some coworkers in the break room. I drew Michael J. Fox. I think I'm going to get fired for my Parkinson's impression. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( michael j. fox charades parkinson's )

At work today, I realized two things. First, running with scissors really is a bad idea. Second, I definitely should have gotten corporate healthcare. Do you think I can bandage my own headwound? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( running scissors headwound )

At work today, I received an email from a client who said he hadn't work with us in years. He was half right. He'd never worked with us period. I still told him it was good to have him back. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( client lost years )

At work today, I thought I'd work extra hard and get to leave early. That never seems to work. I just managed to get more work assigned to me. This is what work ethic gets you. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( work ethic hard backfired )
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