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At work today, beautiful women surrounded me like always. I'm a lifeguard. That doesn't mean I get anything out of it today. I tried to talk to one hottie who had on a red bikini. She looked at me and threw me her towel. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( lifeguard bikini towel boy )

At work today, I brought in leftovers from last night’s delicious meal of pasta and chicken. An old woman I never talk to asked me for the recipe and then spent the rest of the time insisting that I was wrong. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( leftovers meal pasta )

At work today, I caught a customer putting soda in a cup that was supposed to be for water. I asked him if he'd gotten confused, since he was supposed to only use the cup for water. He finished filling it with Coke and then gave me the middle finger.  I went back to my register.  I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( soda middle finger coke )

At work today, at the library, patrons kept coming in and saying, "It's a beautiful day; you should get out and enjoy it!" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( library librarian nice )

At work today, I had a minor victory by getting the parking space reserved for me at my office. Then I realized that my minor victories aren’t just minor- they’re microscopic. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( minor parking microscopic )

At work today, we had someone insisting that I immediately sell them the Palm Pre. Well, the biggest problem is that our store doesn't sell it. Instead of believing me, the customer insisted on getting my manager. At least my manager got yelled at, too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( palm pre selling yelling )

At work today, at the library, it was extremely busy. Some genius had designed the front desk with a built-in bookdrop. So all day patrons came in, dropped their books in the drop, and right on the other side of the desk, we would bend down, pick them up and check them in. I'm dumbemployed.

by antnikko on 05/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( library librarian book drop )

At work today, this one Tamales guy came into the bar to sell Tamales. I let him- local color, etc. Well, an hour later, my customers were in line for the bathroom. Those tamales were too hot. And a little too food poisoned. I'll get to clean the bathrooms tonight. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tamales food poisoning bathroom )

At work today, nobody wanted to work drive thru window, which I can understand, because it is a fresh kind of horrible. But I did it. Have you ever had somebody yell in your ear the same order, three times, and still been unable to understand it? I'm dumbemployed.

by zarashia on 05/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( drive thru window yelling fresh kind of horrible )

At work today, droves of customers descended on our grocery store for a two for one deal on detergent. What else do you need to know about the economy? I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( droves grocery detergent )

At work today, it was technically "ice cream day" on campus where they pass out ice cream. My boss and I cut out and got some together. We sat on a hill for a moment and ate it. "Well," my boss said, "now I guess we have to go back." Sadly, we did. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( ice cream campus hill )

At work today, our manufacturer issued a “minor” recall. So minor that our warehouse is now completely empty. At least we have room for a Ping-Pong table now, if we aren’t all fired. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( recall manufacturer ping pong )
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