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At work today, I slaughtered a pig at our farm. I naturally got a little messy. That didn't stop my five year old from jumping into my arms. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( slaughter farm pig )

At work today, I took my car on the ferry across the Missisippi (I live in New Orleans). Of course, the ferry broke down. Did my boss understand? Nope. But he did make me do overtime. I'm dumbemployed.

by jody_gage on 10/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mississippi river ferry )

At work today, I had an odd thought: if I kept a timecard of my life, instead of my job, it would show complaining about my job as my chief activity. Can I get paid for that? I'm dumbemployed.

by aag_abi on 10/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( timecard activity complaining )

At work today, it was ugly sweater day at work. Not officially. But everyone was wearing an ugly sweater, so I pretended it was ironic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sweater ugly ironic )

At work today, we had a guy order two Blizzards. Hey, I love a Blizzard. But it's an actual blizzard outside. Shouldn't he stock up on something more important. I'm dumbemployed.

by n2o_movies on 10/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( blizzard ice cream stock )

At work today, we delivered a bunch of sound equipment for some guy at a chapel. After testing the sound, he remembered they had voted not to use it. He made us take it all down. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( chapel sound system delivery )

At work today, my boss finally deigned to give me a special project. At first, I was excited. Then he told me he wanted me to forge a YMCA membership card for him in Photoshop. I'm dumbemployed.

by eddhie on 10/21/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( special project photoshop ymca )

At work today, our landlord stopped by our shop. It's a recession, so he's trying to unload the place. Our old rent? $2,000. New rent? $7000. Some "rise in value." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( landlord shop recession )

At work today, I was serving pizza slices. We have thick, floppy slices with lots of grease. Almost all of our customers took 4 napkins just to pat them down. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pizza napkins patting )

At work today, I signed into my Facebook only to see that my ex-boyfriend is in a "new relationship." With my coworker. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( facebook ex-boyfriend relationship )

At work today, I finally met the overseas boss I've teleconferenced with for a year. On the computer, he's good looking, charismatic, and intimidating. In person, he's 5"4. I'm dumbemployed.

by caddiecookles on 10/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( teleconference short computer )

At work today, I recalled about three broken promises. First: A raise. Second: Time off. Third: A promotion. Isn't that a sign? Well, at least I'll have until 9 PM tonight to think about it at work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( promises promotion raise )
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