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At work today, I saw a patient at the end of my shift. Typical hypochondriac. It's funny- people don't feel qualified to fix their plumbing. But give them Web MD, and they can cure their own cancer. Hint: You can't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/11/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hypochondriac web md cancer )

At work today, my new jeans were hanging loose because my belt broke. I had to keep pulling up my pants. My coworkers noticed and made me a belt out of twine. The sad thing is that it worked. Classy. I'm dumbemployed.

by naomi0rina on 08/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( belt twine jeans )

At work today, I selected a really nice chair for a customer. She sat in it and frowned. I asked what was wrong. "I wish it rocked." The chair was for a dining room table. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( chair rocking dining room )

At work today, our assignment was simple: alphabetize contracts. The less simple part was that we had to find the records first and put them into folders. We're on hour 5 of the lamest scavenger hunt ever. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( alphabetical order is fascist if you ask me contracts records )

At work today, my coworker Jim revealed that he'd obtained his GED. We were happy for him and clapped. Then my other coworker asked what a GED is. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ged dumb degree )

At work today, my boss collided with me over the coffee creamer. His solution? Shoving me in the shoulder and taking it. I would complain- but I would have done the same if I were him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/10/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( coffee creamer shoving )

At work today, a few people were protesting outside our building because of "bailout money." They wanted the bank next door. We sell electronics. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/11/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( bailout money bank electronics )

At work today, they were playing Lady Gaga on the loudspeakers. I said I liked her. My coworker threatened to vomit. Is Papparazzi really that bad? If so, I'm not cleaning it up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( lady gaga vomit papparazzi )

At work today, I went back into the kitchen and caught my boss consolidating ketchup bottles. "A full bottle makes a good impression," he told me. So that's what he does while I wait 3 more tables than I should. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( kitchen ketchup waitress )

At work today, I did some calisthenics before work- not a good idea. I work as a busboy. You try bussing tables with a pulled groin. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( calisthenics groin busboy )

At work today, a customer was writing on one of our touchscreen monitors- with a ballpoint pen. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( touchscreen ballpoint pen )

At work today, I started with my new boss, who is Canadian. I was excited, since I heard all Canadians are nice. My new boss, sadly, defies stereotypes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( canadian new stereotypes )
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