At work today, we began reciting this pitch for "summer lemonade" to all the customers we seat. Customers hate hostesses enough, but reciting a sales pitch makes it worse. During my spiel about "our delicious cooling drink," none of the customers made eye contact with me. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( hostess lemonade restaurant )
Dumbemployed: Hilariously Dumb and Sad But True Stories about Jobs Like Yours
by Phil Edwards and Matt Kraft
