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At work today, the mayor came into our department store (it's a small town). "I need a wet vac," he said, "and something to get out stains. And a wood chipper." Is it just me, or is our mayor trying to dispose of a dead body? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/03/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mayor small town murder )
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