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At work today, I woke up twenty minutes late. I brushed my teeth, slapped water on my face, and sprinted to my car. I sped through 10 miles of traffic and ran up the stairs to my building. I dove to my desk. My boss showed up two hours later. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/07/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( late rush sprint )
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