by anonymous on 08/03/23 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I was cooking up Hot Pockets at the work microwave for lunch. Then this girl, Sara, yelled that I'd stolen her Hot Pockets. She just about tackled me and bit me in the shoulder. Then she realized she'd actually packed a sandwich. I'm dumbemployed.
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