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At work today, I was cooking up Hot Pockets at the work microwave for lunch. Then this girl, Sara, yelled that I'd stolen her Hot Pockets. She just about tackled me and bit me in the shoulder. Then she realized she'd actually packed a sandwich. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/08/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( hot pockets microwave tackled )
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