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At work today, I told my best friend/coworker that I was finally getting a promotion. She asked my new title, and I told them I was Assistant Vice President. "Oh yeah," she said. "That's what they give you when they can't afford a raise." The worst part is that she's right. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/31/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( promotion raise assistant vice president )
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