by anonymous on 01/18/23 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, I saw a homeless man loitering in the stairwell. I promptly reported it to the security guard. His response: "He's cool man." I asked why. "It's my cousin." Apparently, "security" means something different these days. I'm dumbemployed.
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