At work today, I reviewed my dinky portfolio of company stock. It's pretty pitiful, as you'd expect. It turns out that a share of stock costs less than a copy of our newspaper. I guess the newspaper can be reused in packages, at least. The stock is more worthless. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( stock newspaper package )
Dumbemployed: Hilariously Dumb and Sad But True Stories about Jobs Like Yours
by Phil Edwards and Matt Kraft
