At work today, I nicked myself while shaving and cut my neck. I put a bandaid over it. When I came into work, my coworker turned white and pointed at me. "A vampire got you!" she said. I'm not sure if she was joking. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( vampire shaving bandages )
Dumbemployed: Hilariously Dumb and Sad But True Stories about Jobs Like Yours
by Phil Edwards and Matt Kraft
