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At work today, I mowed the lawn for my neighbors. I used a riding mower. They have a dog. No, I didn't run over the dog. But I did shred at least 6 chew toys. I hope it doesn't come out of my pay. Not that I'm telling them. I'm dumbemployed.

by elena_nahonkova on 05/11/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( chew toys dog mowing )
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