At work today, I kept day dreaming about escaping this dinky little town. But we did have a guy drive in with a red convertible, hop over the side, and deplete our entire stock of Swedish Fish. The plates said "Hawaii." I'm in South Carolina. I wish he'd take me with him. I'm dumbemployed.
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Dumbemployed: Hilariously Dumb and Sad But True Stories about Jobs Like Yours
by Phil Edwards and Matt Kraft
