Register | About | RSS RSS | Login

At work today, I got the results of my drug test. Before it, I took some special powder that's supposed to help. It turned my pee green. I was obviously nervous. But it worked- I passed the test. I guess drugs are bad, but green urine is fine. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/10/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( drug test pee green )
« At work today, I mowed the lawn for my neighbors....
At work today, I ventured down to the warehouse to... »