by anonymous on 04/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
At work today, I followed my coworker on his lunch break. I followed him to the parking lot. He had a bottle of whiskey in his car, but instead of drinking from it, he poured a couple of drops onto his fingers, splashed them under his eyes, and went back inside. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( whiskey drinking splashing )