At work today, I sold a large amount of gold body paint to a mom. I happened to ask her what it was for. "Oh that," she said. "My daughter is in a beauty pageant coming up." I asked her why she had to have body paint. "It's cheaper than bronzer," she said. I'm dumbemployed.
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Dumbemployed: Hilariously Dumb and Sad But True Stories about Jobs Like Yours
by Phil Edwards and Matt Kraft
