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At work today, I saw a weird flaking trail of white along the carpet. The culprit? Mary came back from her vacation to Malibu. And now her skin is peeling. Yuck. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/26/22 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sunburn peeling carpet )
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