At work today, the mayor came into our department store (it's a small town). "I need a wet vac," he said, "and something to get out stains. And a wood chipper." Is it just me, or is our mayor trying to dispose of a dead body? I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mayor small town murder )
Dumbemployed: Hilariously Dumb and Sad But True Stories about Jobs Like Yours
by Phil Edwards and Matt Kraft
