At work today, a guy came in with some mess under his eyes. I told him he must have spilled something and he shook his head. "That be war paint," he said. "War for what?" I asked. "The urban jungle," he said and walked to the linens section. I'm dumbemployed.
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Dumbemployed: Hilariously Dumb and Sad But True Stories about Jobs Like Yours
by Phil Edwards and Matt Kraft
