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<title>Dumbemployed.com | New Dumbemployed Stories | Customers</title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com</link>
<description>The Jobs You Love to Hate</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I sold an 8 dollar item and the customer required 2 credit cards to pay for it. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-an-8-dollar-item-and-the-customer-required-2-credit-cards-to-pay-for-it--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>madeiiniheaven</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-an-8-dollar-item-and-the-customer-required-2-credit-cards-to-pay-for-it--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I sold a nice Chevy Malibu to a customer who said it was a "midlife crisis." If that's a midlife crisis, I don't want to know what the rest of his life is like. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-a-nice-chevy-malibu-to-a-customer-who-said-it-was-a-quotmidlife-crisis-quot-if-that039s-a-midlife-crisis-i-don039t-want-to-know-what-the-rest-of-his-life-is-like--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-a-nice-chevy-malibu-to-a-customer-who-said-it-was-a-quotmidlife-crisis-quot-if-that039s-a-midlife-crisis-i-don039t-want-to-know-what-the-rest-of-his-life-is-like--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-a-nice-chevy-malibu-to-a-customer-who-said-it-was-a-quotmidlife-crisis-quot-if-that039s-a-midlife-crisis-i-don039t-want-to-know-what-the-rest-of-his-life-is-like--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, a few people picketed our store for a union. That didn't stop one of the ladies from buying a shirt from our store. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-few-people-picketed-our-store-for-a-union--that-didn039t-stop-one-of-the-ladies-from-buying-a-shirt-from-our-store--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-few-people-picketed-our-store-for-a-union--that-didn039t-stop-one-of-the-ladies-from-buying-a-shirt-from-our-store--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-few-people-picketed-our-store-for-a-union--that-didn039t-stop-one-of-the-ladies-from-buying-a-shirt-from-our-store--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I sold three tickets to the matinee of our play. It was for a five year old girl and her really fat dad. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-three-tickets-to-the-matinee-of-our-play--it-was-for-a-five-year-old-girl-and-her-really-fat-dad--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-three-tickets-to-the-matinee-of-our-play--it-was-for-a-five-year-old-girl-and-her-really-fat-dad--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:52:02 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-three-tickets-to-the-matinee-of-our-play--it-was-for-a-five-year-old-girl-and-her-really-fat-dad--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I told a customer his fly was undone. Then he accused me of sexual harassment. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-told-a-customer-his-fly-was-undone--then-he-accused-me-of-sexual-harassment--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-told-a-customer-his-fly-was-undone--then-he-accused-me-of-sexual-harassment--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-told-a-customer-his-fly-was-undone--then-he-accused-me-of-sexual-harassment--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I sheltered a customer under an umbrella. Then, he asked that I give it to him: my umbrella. I did it and got soaked. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sheltered-a-customer-under-an-umbrella--then-he-asked-that-i-give-it-to-him-my-umbrella--i-did-it-and-got-soaked--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sheltered-a-customer-under-an-umbrella--then-he-asked-that-i-give-it-to-him-my-umbrella--i-did-it-and-got-soaked--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:52:02 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>fabricateur</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sheltered-a-customer-under-an-umbrella--then-he-asked-that-i-give-it-to-him-my-umbrella--i-did-it-and-got-soaked--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I installed cable television in a 2 year old's bedroom. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-installed-cable-television-in-a-2-year-old039s-bedroom--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-installed-cable-television-in-a-2-year-old039s-bedroom--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 12:52:02 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>quirky_circe</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-installed-cable-television-in-a-2-year-old039s-bedroom--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we had a customer bring his flask to our fast food restaurant and fill it with soda. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-had-a-customer-bring-his-flask-to-our-fast-food-restaurant-and-fill-it-with-soda--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-had-a-customer-bring-his-flask-to-our-fast-food-restaurant-and-fill-it-with-soda--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>oakiegirl</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-had-a-customer-bring-his-flask-to-our-fast-food-restaurant-and-fill-it-with-soda--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my newest client forgot his password to log in to our system twice. His password was "password." I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-newest-client-forgot-his-password-to-log-in-to-our-system-twice--his-password-was-quotpassword-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-newest-client-forgot-his-password-to-log-in-to-our-system-twice--his-password-was-quotpassword-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 15:11:03 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>stellisquirrel</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-newest-client-forgot-his-password-to-log-in-to-our-system-twice--his-password-was-quotpassword-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, a massive recall had customers complaining to me personally. I couldn't do anything about it- except wear ear plugs. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-massive-recall-had-customers-complaining-to-me-personally--i-couldn039t-do-anything-about-it--except-wear-ear-plugs--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-massive-recall-had-customers-complaining-to-me-personally--i-couldn039t-do-anything-about-it--except-wear-ear-plugs--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>calgary_thrift</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-massive-recall-had-customers-complaining-to-me-personally--i-couldn039t-do-anything-about-it--except-wear-ear-plugs--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we got a comment on our company blog from a customer. Well, a spammer. It's our first comment in 3 years blogging. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-got-a-comment-on-our-company-blog-from-a-customer--well-a-spammer--it039s-our-first-comment-in-3-years-blogging--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-got-a-comment-on-our-company-blog-from-a-customer--well-a-spammer--it039s-our-first-comment-in-3-years-blogging--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-got-a-comment-on-our-company-blog-from-a-customer--well-a-spammer--it039s-our-first-comment-in-3-years-blogging--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, a member of our gym asked me what our policy on "full frontal, sideways, and rear nudity" was in the locker room. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-member-of-our-gym-asked-me-what-our-policy-on-quotfull-frontal-sideways-and-rear-nudityquot-was-in-the-locker-room--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-member-of-our-gym-asked-me-what-our-policy-on-quotfull-frontal-sideways-and-rear-nudityquot-was-in-the-locker-room--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-member-of-our-gym-asked-me-what-our-policy-on-quotfull-frontal-sideways-and-rear-nudityquot-was-in-the-locker-room--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I started hearing country music come from somewhere in the gallery. A customer had their iPod on so loud that the music filled the space. I asked them to turn it down, but they pretended not to hear me. So it was Tim McGraw for another hour. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-started-hearing-country-music-come-from-somewhere-in-the-gallery--a-customer-had-their-ipod-on-so-loud-that-the-music-filled-the-space--i-asked-them-to-turn-it-down-but-they-pretended-not-to-hear-me--so-it-was-tim-mcgraw-f</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-started-hearing-country-music-come-from-somewhere-in-the-gallery--a-customer-had-their-ipod-on-so-loud-that-the-music-filled-the-space--i-asked-them-to-turn-it-down-but-they-pretended-not-to-hear-me--so-it-was-tim-mcgraw-f</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-started-hearing-country-music-come-from-somewhere-in-the-gallery--a-customer-had-their-ipod-on-so-loud-that-the-music-filled-the-space--i-asked-them-to-turn-it-down-but-they-pretended-not-to-hear-me--so-it-was-tim-mcgraw-f</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I proceeded to take this lady's order just like any other customer. She blabbed on for TWENTY full minutes about how hard decision making is until a large group of teens came in. She pondered another five minutes and left with a lemonade and an ice cream cone. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-proceeded-to-take-this-lady039s-order-just-like-any-other-customer--she-blabbed-on-for-twenty-full-minutes-about-how-hard-decision-making-is-until-a-large-group-of-teens-came-in--she-pondered-another-five-minutes-and-lef</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-proceeded-to-take-this-lady039s-order-just-like-any-other-customer--she-blabbed-on-for-twenty-full-minutes-about-how-hard-decision-making-is-until-a-large-group-of-teens-came-in--she-pondered-another-five-minutes-and-lef</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 15:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>AllieOnly</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-proceeded-to-take-this-lady039s-order-just-like-any-other-customer--she-blabbed-on-for-twenty-full-minutes-about-how-hard-decision-making-is-until-a-large-group-of-teens-came-in--she-pondered-another-five-minutes-and-lef</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I tried to explain some of our best practices to a new patient. She refused to fill out our health history form. When she finally did, we found out she would have had a fatal interaction with the drug we proposed. No thanks from her, of course. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-tried-to-explain-some-of-our-best-practices-to-a-new-patient--she-refused-to-fill-out-our-health-history-form--when-she-finally-did-we-found-out-she-would-have-had-a-fatal-interaction-with-the-drug-we-proposed--no-thanks-f</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-tried-to-explain-some-of-our-best-practices-to-a-new-patient--she-refused-to-fill-out-our-health-history-form--when-she-finally-did-we-found-out-she-would-have-had-a-fatal-interaction-with-the-drug-we-proposed--no-thanks-f</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 12:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-tried-to-explain-some-of-our-best-practices-to-a-new-patient--she-refused-to-fill-out-our-health-history-form--when-she-finally-did-we-found-out-she-would-have-had-a-fatal-interaction-with-the-drug-we-proposed--no-thanks-f</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, the customer service representative had a bit of a problem. Apparently, 90% of our customers have a billing error on their latest bill. Our customers aren't the most financially secure. That's why a ton of the overdrafted due to the bill. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-customer-service-representative-had-a-bit-of-a-problem--apparently-90-of-our-customers-have-a-billing-error-on-their-latest-bill--our-customers-aren039t-the-most-financially-secure--that039s-why-a-ton-of-the-overd</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-customer-service-representative-had-a-bit-of-a-problem--apparently-90-of-our-customers-have-a-billing-error-on-their-latest-bill--our-customers-aren039t-the-most-financially-secure--that039s-why-a-ton-of-the-overd</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 08:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-customer-service-representative-had-a-bit-of-a-problem--apparently-90-of-our-customers-have-a-billing-error-on-their-latest-bill--our-customers-aren039t-the-most-financially-secure--that039s-why-a-ton-of-the-overd</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I was reading the "Yelp" reviews for our hotel. Somebody on the site was complaining really loudly about the hotel pool, saying it was dirty and unsafe. One problem: we don't have a pool. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-reading-the-quotyelpquot-reviews-for-our-hotel--somebody-on-the-site-was-complaining-really-loudly-about-the-hotel-pool-saying-it-was-dirty-and-unsafe--one-problem-we-don039t-have-a-pool--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-reading-the-quotyelpquot-reviews-for-our-hotel--somebody-on-the-site-was-complaining-really-loudly-about-the-hotel-pool-saying-it-was-dirty-and-unsafe--one-problem-we-don039t-have-a-pool--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-reading-the-quotyelpquot-reviews-for-our-hotel--somebody-on-the-site-was-complaining-really-loudly-about-the-hotel-pool-saying-it-was-dirty-and-unsafe--one-problem-we-don039t-have-a-pool--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I got a client brief stating how forward thinking their technology is. It ended with how they are "getting the nation ready for the 21st century." And here I thought that had started already. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-got-a-client-brief-stating-how-forward-thinking-their-technology-is--it-ended-with-how-they-are-quotgetting-the-nation-ready-for-the-21st-century-quot-and-here-i-thought-that-had-started-already--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-got-a-client-brief-stating-how-forward-thinking-their-technology-is--it-ended-with-how-they-are-quotgetting-the-nation-ready-for-the-21st-century-quot-and-here-i-thought-that-had-started-already--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 13:09:28 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>LennyRay</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-got-a-client-brief-stating-how-forward-thinking-their-technology-is--it-ended-with-how-they-are-quotgetting-the-nation-ready-for-the-21st-century-quot-and-here-i-thought-that-had-started-already--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I was asked how many pieces of chicken come in the EIGHT PIECE bucket? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-asked-how-many-pieces-of-chicken-come-in-the-eight-piece-bucket-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-asked-how-many-pieces-of-chicken-come-in-the-eight-piece-bucket-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 18:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>AllieOnly</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-asked-how-many-pieces-of-chicken-come-in-the-eight-piece-bucket-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, Gary the lonely vending machine guy started chatting up a female customer. At first, we all thought he was going to score a date! Then we realized she just wanted a refund. This is my life. Sigh. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-gary-the-lonely-vending-machine-guy-started-chatting-up-a-female-customer--at-first-we-all-thought-he-was-going-to-score-a-date-then-we-realized-she-just-wanted-a-refund--this-is-my-life--sigh--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-gary-the-lonely-vending-machine-guy-started-chatting-up-a-female-customer--at-first-we-all-thought-he-was-going-to-score-a-date-then-we-realized-she-just-wanted-a-refund--this-is-my-life--sigh--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 18:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kafry79</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-gary-the-lonely-vending-machine-guy-started-chatting-up-a-female-customer--at-first-we-all-thought-he-was-going-to-score-a-date-then-we-realized-she-just-wanted-a-refund--this-is-my-life--sigh--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, the cafe where I work had new brownies- chocolate mint dip. I don't know what the dip part is. But I do know that the brownies made three of our customers sick. I had to be the one to apologize. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 15:08:04 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, the first thing I did was wipe down the entry to our store. The second thing I did was walk away. The third thing I did was help the customer who'd slipped on my work and broken her collar bone. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:08:02 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, an elderly couple came into the electronics store where I work. They offered to trade in for a new refrigerator. I told them we don't do that. Then they offered me a Betamax, too. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we had the annual company bowling championship. Instead of playing on teams, we play each other. Let's just say that people like it. A lot. I was one of the few people who didn't have their own monogrammed bowling ball. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, the sun kept hitting me by the cash register and I started feeling faint. I was exhausted and asked a customer to wait a second while I got a drink. They yelled at me to stop being lazy. They were buying a TV. I'm dumbemploiyed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-sun-kept-hitting-me-by-the-cash-register-and-i-started-feeling-faint--i-was-exhausted-and-asked-a-customer-to-wait-a-second-while-i-got-a-drink--they-yelled-at-me-to-stop-being-lazy--they-were-buying-a-tv--i039m-dumbem</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-sun-kept-hitting-me-by-the-cash-register-and-i-started-feeling-faint--i-was-exhausted-and-asked-a-customer-to-wait-a-second-while-i-got-a-drink--they-yelled-at-me-to-stop-being-lazy--they-were-buying-a-tv--i039m-dumbem</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 12:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ubberamazing</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-sun-kept-hitting-me-by-the-cash-register-and-i-started-feeling-faint--i-was-exhausted-and-asked-a-customer-to-wait-a-second-while-i-got-a-drink--they-yelled-at-me-to-stop-being-lazy--they-were-buying-a-tv--i039m-dumbem</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, this teenager came into the library blasting his rap music. I told him to shush it and he called me racist. I asked him again and he called me racist again. I don't get it- we're both black. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 08:08:02 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, one of the customers at the airport got tackled by our security dog. They were really mad about it at first, and said they'd sure. Then we found the boatload of pot in their bag. They still want to sue, I think. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-one-of-the-customers-at-the-airport-got-tackled-by-our-security-dog--they-were-really-mad-about-it-at-first-and-said-they039d-sure--then-we-found-the-boatload-of-pot-in-their-bag--they-still-want-to-sue-i-think--i039m</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 21:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-one-of-the-customers-at-the-airport-got-tackled-by-our-security-dog--they-were-really-mad-about-it-at-first-and-said-they039d-sure--then-we-found-the-boatload-of-pot-in-their-bag--they-still-want-to-sue-i-think--i039m</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I had a few people come in to see if they could give a home to an animal. One little girl said she wanted a dog named Macaroni. I told her the dog we had, Scribble, would be perfect. She frowned and said she'd only take a dog named Macaroni. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-a-few-people-come-in-to-see-if-they-could-give-a-home-to-an-animal--one-little-girl-said-she-wanted-a-dog-named-macaroni--i-told-her-the-dog-we-had-scribble-would-be-perfect--she-frowned-and-said-she039d-only-take</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 18:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, this British guy came into our office to try and sell vacuums, or something. I didn't bite, of course, cause I don't have the money. But then I realized he was actually selling air conditioners- I just couldn't understand his accent. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I had a customer ask if we had a smoking lounge. Now, I can understand the question. After all, lately there's been a lot of pressure to stop smoking or restrict where you smoke. But no sir, there is not a smoking lounge at our daycare center. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-a-customer-ask-if-we-had-a-smoking-lounge--now-i-can-understand-the-question--after-all-lately-there039s-been-a-lot-of-pressure-to-stop-smoking-or-restrict-where-you-smoke--but-no-sir-there-is-not-a-smoking-lounge</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 12:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I saw a kid who I used to counsel in summer camp. He was big as a kid, but now he's sixteen. I'm pretty sure he could beat me up. The scary thing is that he looked like he wanted to. I'm afraid. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-saw-a-kid-who-i-used-to-counsel-in-summer-camp--he-was-big-as-a-kid-but-now-he039s-sixteen--i039m-pretty-sure-he-could-beat-me-up--the-scary-thing-is-that-he-looked-like-he-wanted-to--i039m-afraid--i039m-dumbem</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-saw-a-kid-who-i-used-to-counsel-in-summer-camp--he-was-big-as-a-kid-but-now-he039s-sixteen--i039m-pretty-sure-he-could-beat-me-up--the-scary-thing-is-that-he-looked-like-he-wanted-to--i039m-afraid--i039m-dumbem</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 08:08:02 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jessicampbell</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-saw-a-kid-who-i-used-to-counsel-in-summer-camp--he-was-big-as-a-kid-but-now-he039s-sixteen--i039m-pretty-sure-he-could-beat-me-up--the-scary-thing-is-that-he-looked-like-he-wanted-to--i039m-afraid--i039m-dumbem</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I had a few too many beers at lunch. So sue me. The only problem is that a customer needed me to forklift over a really big box. Guess who accidentally speared a box with metal? We still haven't extracted the forklift yet. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-a-few-too-many-beers-at-lunch--so-sue-me--the-only-problem-is-that-a-customer-needed-me-to-forklift-over-a-really-big-box--guess-who-accidentally-speared-a-box-with-metal-we-still-haven039t-extracted-the-forklift-ye</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 21:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I sold a large amount of gold body paint to a mom. I happened to ask her what it was for. "Oh that," she said. "My daughter is in a beauty pageant coming up." I asked her why she had to have body paint. "It's cheaper than bronzer," she said. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-a-large-amount-of-gold-body-paint-to-a-mom--i-happened-to-ask-her-what-it-was-for--quotoh-thatquot-she-said--quotmy-daughter-is-in-a-beauty-pageant-coming-up-quot-i-asked-her-why-she-had-to-have-body-paint--q</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 18:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, a bunch of anxious tourists came into the store. They said that they were lost and looking for a safe way to get home. I work in Times Square. They didn't need to worry. But one of them still left the store crying. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
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<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-bunch-of-anxious-tourists-came-into-the-store--they-said-that-t</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 15:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>madmadbearo</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I served a cup of coffee to a middle aged guy and asked him if he needed room for cream. He said no. Then I watched him empty out some of the coffee into the trash and pour cream in. Did he not trust me to do it? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
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<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-served-a-cup-of-coffee-to-a-middle-aged-guy-and-asked-him-if-he</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 08:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-served-a-cup-of-coffee-to-a-middle-aged-guy-and-asked-him-if-he</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, two guys came in and ordered pretty impressive entrees. Then it turned out they had a two for one coupon. Well, I put it in and made the changes. Instead of tipping me for the full bill, they tipped me for the bill after the discount. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-two-guys-came-in-and-ordered-pretty-impressive-entrees--then-it-t</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-two-guys-came-in-and-ordered-pretty-impressive-entrees--then-it-t</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-two-guys-came-in-and-ordered-pretty-impressive-entrees--then-it-t</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we finally started requiring a key to use the restroom, since too many homeless guys were sneaking in and washing up. Turns out the change didn't matter too much. I had three different men ask me for the key. I was too scared to refuse. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-finally-started-requiring-a-key-to-use-the-restroom-since-too</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-finally-started-requiring-a-key-to-use-the-restroom-since-too</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 12:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-finally-started-requiring-a-key-to-use-the-restroom-since-too</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, this one customer came in with a hoodie so big I couldn't see his face. Plus he mumbled a lot. Finally, I did something. "Sir," I said, "I can't quite hear you." He threw the hoodie back- and it turned out that "he" was a "she." I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-one-customer-came-in-with-a-hoodie-so-big-i-couldn039t-se</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-one-customer-came-in-with-a-hoodie-so-big-i-couldn039t-se</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 08:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-one-customer-came-in-with-a-hoodie-so-big-i-couldn039t-se</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, a beautiful woman walked up to me, which doesn't happen a lot at a hardware store. She had long hair, a belly button baring red tank top, and really short shorts. I smiled a lot and waited for her to talk. Then I saw her Adam's apple bobbing up and down. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 08:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I was working the three point shot stand at our amusement park. It's not rigged, but it is hard. The worst guy I've ever seen bought 3 shots for $5. Airball 3 times. Then he spent $50 continuing to suck. I gave him a prize out of pity. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 08:07:01 EDT</pubDate>
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