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<title>Dumbemployed.com | New Dumbemployed Stories | Weird Shift</title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com</link>
<description>The Jobs You Love to Hate</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I discovered our phones don't make outbound calls anymore. Apparently, I was the first to notice- at 2pm. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-discovered-our-phones-don039t-make-outbound-calls-anymore--apparently-i-was-the-first-to-notice--at-2pm--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I mopped up 3 soda spills, 2 dropped pieces of cheese, and a trickle of vomit. They all smelled kinda similar. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-mopped-up-3-soda-spills-2-dropped-pieces-of-cheese-and-a-trickle-of-vomit--they-all-smelled-kinda-similar--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my friend Jason visited our furniture store. He slept on a couch near me for 20 minutes and nobody noticed. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-friend-jason-visited-our-furniture-store--he-slept-on-a-couch-near-me-for-20-minutes-and-nobody-noticed--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lada_lanina</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, a coworker and I ventured to the 7-11- where we saw a former colleague behind the counter. He was happier than us. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-coworker-and-i-ventured-to-the-7-11--where-we-saw-a-former-colleague-behind-the-counter--he-was-happier-than-us--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ragde78</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-coworker-and-i-ventured-to-the-7-11--where-we-saw-a-former-colleague-behind-the-counter--he-was-happier-than-us--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I went on ChatRoulette. Not the best idea. This is the most nudity in my office since that homeless guy barged in. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-went-on-chatroulette--not-the-best-idea--this-is-the-most-nudity-in-my-office-since-that-homeless-guy-barged-in--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-went-on-chatroulette--not-the-best-idea--this-is-the-most-nudity-in-my-office-since-that-homeless-guy-barged-in--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I redid my voicemail message to say my name. It had said my predecessor's for over a year and nobody noticed. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-redid-my-voicemail-message-to-say-my-name--it-had-said-my-predecessor039s-for-over-a-year-and-nobody-noticed--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-redid-my-voicemail-message-to-say-my-name--it-had-said-my-predecessor039s-for-over-a-year-and-nobody-noticed--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I tried to sell an above ground pool to a couple. Their complaint? It would be hard to skinny dip in. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-tried-to-sell-an-above-ground-pool-to-a-couple--their-complaint-it-would-be-hard-to-skinny-dip-in--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-tried-to-sell-an-above-ground-pool-to-a-couple--their-complaint-it-would-be-hard-to-skinny-dip-in--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I found an arcade game token in my cash register. I gave it out as change- the customer didn't notice. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-an-arcade-game-token-in-my-cash-register--i-gave-it-out-as-change--the-customer-didn039t-notice--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-an-arcade-game-token-in-my-cash-register--i-gave-it-out-as-change--the-customer-didn039t-notice--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my friend requested a special favor to have a room at my hotel. Then he got mad when I refused to risk my job. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-friend-requested-a-special-favor-to-have-a-room-at-my-hotel--then-he-got-mad-when-i-refused-to-risk-my-job--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we had the heat set to 78 for "tropical day in the office." That doesn't give my coworker Jon an excuse to go shirtless. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-had-the-heat-set-to-78-for-quottropical-day-in-the-office-quot-that-doesn039t-give-my-coworker-jon-an-excuse-to-go-shirtless--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-had-the-heat-set-to-78-for-quottropical-day-in-the-office-quot-that-doesn039t-give-my-coworker-jon-an-excuse-to-go-shirtless--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I called in sick and got a voicemail saying that the receptionist was sick too. Something tells me 60 degree weather is the cause. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-called-in-sick-and-got-a-voicemail-saying-that-the-receptionist-was-sick-too--something-tells-me-60-degree-weather-is-the-cause--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-called-in-sick-and-got-a-voicemail-saying-that-the-receptionist-was-sick-too--something-tells-me-60-degree-weather-is-the-cause--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I found a typo in our company brochure. We misspelled "sincere." I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-a-typo-in-our-company-brochure--we-misspelled-quotsincere-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-a-typo-in-our-company-brochure--we-misspelled-quotsincere-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-a-typo-in-our-company-brochure--we-misspelled-quotsincere-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I played with a Yo Yo during my break. Considering the petty gossip around the office, it was the most mature thing I did all day. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-played-with-a-yo-yo-during-my-break--considering-the-petty-gossip-around-the-office-it-was-the-most-mature-thing-i-did-all-day--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-played-with-a-yo-yo-during-my-break--considering-the-petty-gossip-around-the-office-it-was-the-most-mature-thing-i-did-all-day--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, instead of having oatmeal for breakfast, I had a big heaping bowl of awkward. As soon as I entered the break room, I realized I was walking in on my boss and his wife. Making out. Really? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-instead-of-having-oatmeal-for-breakfast-i-had-a-big-heaping-bowl-of-awkward--as-soon-as-i-entered-the-break-room-i-realized-i-was-walking-in-on-my-boss-and-his-wife--making-out--really-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 08:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we had Snoop Dogg playing at work. Some guy from another location came in and started dancing. "I love the Snoopy Dog," he said. He was at least 55. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-had-snoop-dogg-playing-at-work--some-guy-from-another-location-came-in-and-started-dancing--quoti-love-the-snoopy-dogquot-he-said--he-was-at-least-55--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 21:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, a guy came in with some mess under his eyes. I told him he must have spilled something and he shook his head. "That be war paint," he said. "War for what?" I asked. "The urban jungle," he said and walked to the linens section. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-guy-came-in-with-some-mess-under-his-eyes--i-told-him-he-must-have-spilled-something-and-he-shook-his-head--quotthat-be-war-paintquot-he-said--quotwar-for-whatquot-i-asked--quotthe-urban-junglequot-he-said-an</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 21:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, this one super awkward guy kept looking back at me and then slapping the table. I thought it was some bizarre sexual thing. Then I realized that he was cracking his neck- the slapping sound was bone being readjusted. Yuck. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-this-one-super-awkward-guy-kept-looking-back-at-me-and-then-slapping-the-table--i-thought-it-was-some-bizarre-sexual-thing--then-i-realized-that-he-was-cracking-his-neck--the-slapping-sound-was-bone-being-readjusted--yuck--i</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 18:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we found a fallen stop sign on the side of the road and took it inside, thinking it might look good on the walls of the store where I work. When I brought it in, two cops were looking around. I handed it to them and they left without a word. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-found-a-fallen-stop-sign-on-the-side-of-the-road-and-took-it-inside-thinking-it-might-look-good-on-the-walls-of-the-store-where-i-work--when-i-brought-it-in-two-cops-were-looking-around--i-handed-it-to-them-and-they-left</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 21:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I was browsing for apartments online when I came across a picture of my coworker in hers. Apparently, she wants a subleaser for her roommate. But she also mentioned that she has "numerous houseguests." Ew- I did not need that image. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-browsing-for-apartments-online-when-i-came-across-a-picture-of-my-coworker-in-hers--apparently-she-wants-a-subleaser-for-her-roommate--but-she-also-mentioned-that-she-has-quotnumerous-houseguests-quot-ew--i-did-not</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, the subway train I was in broke down, making me a half hour late and dangerously overheated. I came into the office looking like a hot mess. But for some reason, everybody said I looked better than usual. I should do this more. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-subway-train-i-was-in-broke-down-making-me-a-half-hour-late-and-dangerously-overheated--i-came-into-the-office-looking-like-a-hot-mess--but-for-some-reason-everybody-said-i-looked-better-than-usual--i-should-do-this-mor</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-subway-train-i-was-in-broke-down-making-me-a-half-hour-late-and-dangerously-overheated--i-came-into-the-office-looking-like-a-hot-mess--but-for-some-reason-everybody-said-i-looked-better-than-usual--i-should-do-this-mor</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we were all praying that we'd get some time off to see the fireworks my town puts on. We got off, but only because my boss had a heart attack. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-were-all-praying-that-we039d-get-some-time-off-to-see-the-fireworks-my-town-puts-on--we-got-off-but-only-because-my-boss-had-a-heart-attack--i-didn039t-know-whether-to-laugh-or-cry--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 12:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-were-all-praying-that-we039d-get-some-time-off-to-see-the-fireworks-my-town-puts-on--we-got-off-but-only-because-my-boss-had-a-heart-attack--i-didn039t-know-whether-to-laugh-or-cry--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I was cooking up Hot Pockets at the work microwave for lunch. Then this girl, Sara, yelled that I'd stolen her Hot Pockets. She just about tackled me and bit me in the shoulder. Then she realized she'd actually packed a sandwich. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-cooking-up-hot-pockets-at-the-work-microwave-for-lunch--then-this-girl-sara-yelled-that-i039d-stolen-her-hot-pockets--she-just-about-tackled-me-and-bit-me-in-the-shoulder--then-she-realized-she039d-actually-pack</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 08:08:02 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-cooking-up-hot-pockets-at-the-work-microwave-for-lunch--then-this-girl-sara-yelled-that-i039d-stolen-her-hot-pockets--she-just-about-tackled-me-and-bit-me-in-the-shoulder--then-she-realized-she039d-actually-pack</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, somebody decided that we would have "Christmas in June," in our building, for some reason. It's mandatory that we all have a little Christmas cheer and dress in green and red. And we're doing Secret Santas. One problem. I'm Jewish. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-somebody-decided-that-we-would-have-quotchristmas-in-junequot-in-our-building-for-some-reason--it039s-mandatory-that-we-all-have-a-little-christmas-cheer-and-dress-in-green-and-red--and-we039re-doing-secret-santas</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 18:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-somebody-decided-that-we-would-have-quotchristmas-in-junequot-in-our-building-for-some-reason--it039s-mandatory-that-we-all-have-a-little-christmas-cheer-and-dress-in-green-and-red--and-we039re-doing-secret-santas</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we were clearing out the old barn in back for a few minutes when we saw something black against the outside wall. I thought it was a paint stain or a burn. It wasn't. It flew away when I got close and we realized that it had been a bat. Probably rabid, I'd guess. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-were-clearing-out-the-old-barn-in-back-for-a-few-minutes-when-we-saw-something-black-against-the-outside-wall--i-thought-it-was-a-paint-stain-or-a-burn--it-wasn039t--it-flew-away-when-i-got-close-and-we-realized-that-it</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-were-clearing-out-the-old-barn-in-back-for-a-few-minutes-when-we-saw-something-black-against-the-outside-wall--i-thought-it-was-a-paint-stain-or-a-burn--it-wasn039t--it-flew-away-when-i-got-close-and-we-realized-that-it</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, one of my students began telling me the "truth" about my school and how we were actually run by the illuminati. I didn't know what he was talking about until I saw "Angels and Demons" hanging out of his backpack. Silly kid- the illuminati get paid more than me. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-one-of-my-students-began-telling-me-the-quottruthquot-about-my-school-and-how-we-were-actually-run-by-the-illuminati--i-didn039t-know-what-he-was-talking-about-until-i-saw-quotangels-and-demonsquot-hanging-out-of-h</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 12:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-one-of-my-students-began-telling-me-the-quottruthquot-about-my-school-and-how-we-were-actually-run-by-the-illuminati--i-didn039t-know-what-he-was-talking-about-until-i-saw-quotangels-and-demonsquot-hanging-out-of-h</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I was hoping to reheat my spaghetti. The microwave made a bit of a funky noise, but I pushed on and got it done. It was then that I heard a cracking sound. Somehow, the Tupperware I was using had exploded. Is it bad I just left it there? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-hoping-to-reheat-my-spaghetti--the-microwave-made-a-bit-of-a-funky-noise-but-i-pushed-on-and-got-it-done--it-was-then-that-i-heard-a-cracking-sound--somehow-the-tupperware-i-was-using-had-exploded--is-it-bad-i-just-le</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-hoping-to-reheat-my-spaghetti--the-microwave-made-a-bit-of-a-funky-noise-but-i-pushed-on-and-got-it-done--it-was-then-that-i-heard-a-cracking-sound--somehow-the-tupperware-i-was-using-had-exploded--is-it-bad-i-just-le</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 08:08:02 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>strummertattoos</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-hoping-to-reheat-my-spaghetti--the-microwave-made-a-bit-of-a-funky-noise-but-i-pushed-on-and-got-it-done--it-was-then-that-i-heard-a-cracking-sound--somehow-the-tupperware-i-was-using-had-exploded--is-it-bad-i-just-le</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we were gathered around my computer playing trivia on IMDB.com. I was searching some classic B movie when we suddenly came across the mailroom guy. His role? Mailroom Guy #1. I swear it was true. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-were-gathered-around-my-computer-playing-trivia-on-imdb-com--i-was-searching-some-classic-b-movie-when-we-suddenly-came-across-the-mailroom-guy--his-role-mailroom-guy-1--i-swear-it-was-true--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-were-gathered-around-my-computer-playing-trivia-on-imdb-com--i-was-searching-some-classic-b-movie-when-we-suddenly-came-across-the-mailroom-guy--his-role-mailroom-guy-1--i-swear-it-was-true--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, our computers kept going down, as well as the rest of the power in the building. Finally, somebody investigated the generator. It turns out the problem was a squirrel. He'd been barbecued and was still stuck in the works. At least we couldn't smell it. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-our-computers-kept-going-down-as-well-as-the-rest-of-the-power-i</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-our-computers-kept-going-down-as-well-as-the-rest-of-the-power-i</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 21:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-our-computers-kept-going-down-as-well-as-the-rest-of-the-power-i</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, a grandma came in with her grandson. She wanted to buy him a videogame at the store. The weird thing is that when she asked for something for the kid's "Gameboy," he didn't correct her. So I think there's actually some 9 year old still stuck with a Gameboy. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-grandma-came-in-with-her-grandson--she-wanted-to-buy-him-a-vide</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-grandma-came-in-with-her-grandson--she-wanted-to-buy-him-a-vide</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 12:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-grandma-came-in-with-her-grandson--she-wanted-to-buy-him-a-vide</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I was working one of the rides at our amusement park. There are little cubbies where people can put their keys, phones, whatever. One guy came in, by himself, and checked a laptop. Who brings a laptop to a roller coaster? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 12:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-working-one-of-the-rides-at-our-amusement-park--there-are-l</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, a woman brought her car in and had a toddler in tow. We opened up the hood and started looking for the problem- a strange bumping noise. We found a Spongebob doll stuck inside the engine, and the woman has no idea how it got there. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-woman-brought-her-car-in-and-had-a-toddler-in-tow--we-opened-up-the-hood-and-started-looking-for-the-problem--a-strange-bumping-noise--we-found-a-spongebob-doll-stuck-inside-the-engine-and-the-woman-has-no-idea-how-it-got</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 21:08:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, the bus that normally takes me to work got rerouted due to a shooting on MLK. An exciting start to the day. When I got in, my boss asked me why I didn't just walk once the bus was stopped. I like my job, but I'm not stopping for a shooting. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-bus-that-normally-takes-me-to-work-got-rerouted-due-to-a-shoo</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-bus-that-normally-takes-me-to-work-got-rerouted-due-to-a-shoo</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:07:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kagalli</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-the-bus-that-normally-takes-me-to-work-got-rerouted-due-to-a-shoo</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my jeans ripped right in the front left thigh when I was cutting open a box. The whole time you could see this gaping hole and even part of my boxers. The weird thing? Nobody even noticed that it happened. I left without a word. I'm wearing the jeans tomorrow, too. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-jeans-ripped-right-in-the-front-left-thigh-when-i-was-cutting</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-jeans-ripped-right-in-the-front-left-thigh-when-i-was-cutting</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:07:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-jeans-ripped-right-in-the-front-left-thigh-when-i-was-cutting</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I had an insane cold and was sneezing literally every five minutes. I moved the Kleenex to my desk and piled the used ones to the side. I went to get a cup of tea, and when I came back, the used Kleenex was gone. And my trashcan was empty. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
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<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-an-insane-cold-and-was-sneezing-literally-every-five-minute</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:07:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-an-insane-cold-and-was-sneezing-literally-every-five-minute</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I was stretching before going back inside. This old lady, Sue, asked me what I was doing and I told her. She said I wasn't stretching hard enough. Then she lifted her leg over her head and waited for me to do the same. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-stretching-before-going-back-inside--this-old-lady-sue-as</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-stretching-before-going-back-inside--this-old-lady-sue-as</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:07:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-stretching-before-going-back-inside--this-old-lady-sue-as</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I followed a path of crumbs that led from the break room onto the floor. It was amazing how many there were. I eventually saw this guy Jeff at the cash register. In his pocket, a half roll of Ritz crackers was hanging out, crumbling onto the floor. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-followed-a-path-of-crumbs-that-led-from-the-break-room-onto-the</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-followed-a-path-of-crumbs-that-led-from-the-break-room-onto-the</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:07:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-followed-a-path-of-crumbs-that-led-from-the-break-room-onto-the</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we couldn't decide whether to open the restaurant windows or leave them closed- the weather was very in between. Finally we opened them and I looked outside. As I looked, a bird flew over my head and into the restaurant. We still haven't found it. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-couldn039t-decide-whether-to-open-the-restaurant-windows-or</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-couldn039t-decide-whether-to-open-the-restaurant-windows-or</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 08:07:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-couldn039t-decide-whether-to-open-the-restaurant-windows-or</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I decided to get as amped as possible on tea and coffee because my job sucks. Around three, I started feeling really good. Then I got an email when I went back to my desk. It was my coworker, who was asking me if I was drunk or on drugs. I got more coffee. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-decided-to-get-as-amped-as-possible-on-tea-and-coffee-because-m</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-decided-to-get-as-amped-as-possible-on-tea-and-coffee-because-m</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:07:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-decided-to-get-as-amped-as-possible-on-tea-and-coffee-because-m</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I made it my goal to tackle cleaning out our back room. Dumb goal. I found debris that dated back to 1984. A Walter Mondale poster.  And that was the clean stuff. If I hadn't had gloves, I think I would have caught ebola. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-made-it-my-goal-to-tackle-cleaning-out-our-back-room--dumb-goal</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-made-it-my-goal-to-tackle-cleaning-out-our-back-room--dumb-goal</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 15:07:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-made-it-my-goal-to-tackle-cleaning-out-our-back-room--dumb-goal</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I kept day dreaming about escaping this dinky little town. But we did have a guy drive in with a red convertible, hop over the side, and deplete our entire stock of Swedish Fish. The plates said "Hawaii." I'm in South Carolina. I wish he'd take me with him. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-kept-day-dreaming-about-escaping-this-dinky-little-town--but-we</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-kept-day-dreaming-about-escaping-this-dinky-little-town--but-we</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 08:07:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-kept-day-dreaming-about-escaping-this-dinky-little-town--but-we</guid>
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