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<title>Dumbemployed.com | New Dumbemployed Stories</title>
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<description>The Jobs You Love to Hate</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:11:01 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I was shielding my eyes from the sun. My boss sidled up beside me. "Bring shades tomorrow," he said. "I'm not paying for eye hiding time." I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-shielding-my-eyes-from-the-sun--my-boss-sidled-up-beside-me--quotbring-shades-tomorrowquot-he-said--quoti039m-not-paying-for-eye-hiding-time-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:11:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I wasn't hungover from work, but I was a little sleepy. How sleepy? Well, I had drool trickling down my chin. Which would have been fine if my lipstick hadn't left a trail right along with it. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:52:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my balding coworker stood right next to me during a meeting for two hours. I did decide one thing. Bad breath is worse than being bald. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-balding-coworker-stood-right-next-to-me-during-a-meeting-for-two-hours--i-did-decide-one-thing--bad-breath-is-worse-than-being-bald--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:33:11 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we were told we could wear t-shirts into work. Of course, I was the only one who actually did. Does everyone else really think that t-shirts have collars? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-were-told-we-could-wear-t-shirts-into-work--of-course-i-was-the-only-one-who-actually-did--does-everyone-else-really-think-that-t-shirts-have-collars-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:04:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I was cleaning tables and picked up a salt shaker- or tried to. It was glued to the table. Thanks, teenage customers. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-cleaning-tables-and-picked-up-a-salt-shaker--or-tried-to--it-was-glued-to-the-table--thanks-teenage-customers--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:20:03 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>caligal06</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my manager asked me to leave a few minutes for cleaning up in back. It's like the Augean stables and I got about 120 seconds to do it. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-manager-asked-me-to-leave-a-few-minutes-for-cleaning-up-in-back--it039s-like-the-augean-stables-and-i-got-about-120-seconds-to-do-it--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:11:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I took an extra long bathroom break due to tacos at lunch. When I emerged, the position of the sun had changed since I went in. And yet I still rather would have eaten another taco than go back to work. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-took-an-extra-long-bathroom-break-due-to-tacos-at-lunch--when-i-emerged-the-position-of-the-sun-had-changed-since-i-went-in--and-yet-i-still-rather-would-have-eaten-another-taco-than-go-back-to-work--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:52:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I stayed a few minutes late to finish up some work. Then I realized that staying ten minutes late would push me onto a train home that came an hour later than my normal ride. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-stayed-a-few-minutes-late-to-finish-up-some-work--then-i-realized-that-staying-ten-minutes-late-would-push-me-onto-a-train-home-that-came-an-hour-later-than-my-normal-ride--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:33:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we handed out promotional items from a booth. Our promo items? Frisbees. Good schwag. Except most convention attendees are 50 or older. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-handed-out-promotional-items-from-a-booth--our-promo-items-frisbees--good-schwag--except-most-convention-attendees-are-50-or-older--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:04:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>oakimov</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, a "regular" insisted I be his waitress. He acts like he's a cute old grandpa. Right before he tells me how he'd like to put maple syrup in lewd places on my body. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-a-quotregularquot-insisted-i-be-his-waitress--he-acts-like-he039s-a-cute-old-grandpa--right-before-he-tells-me-how-he039d-like-to-put-maple-syrup-in-lewd-places-on-my-body--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:20:02 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my supervisor proclaimed he had great pictures from the weekend. I asked him to show me. He did. He's 300 pounds. The pictures were from a hula hoop contest. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-supervisor-proclaimed-he-had-great-pictures-from-the-weekend--i-asked-him-to-show-me--he-did--he039s-300-pounds--the-pictures-were-from-a-hula-hoop-contest--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:11:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I asked my coworker to cover for me at the front. I found him smoking outside next to me two minutes later. "What's wrong with you?" I asked. "I figured since all you do is smoke," he said, "that's what you wanted me to cover." Touche. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-asked-my-coworker-to-cover-for-me-at-the-front--i-found-him-smoking-outside-next-to-me-two-minutes-later--quotwhat039s-wrong-with-youquot-i-asked--quoti-figured-since-all-you-do-is-smokequot-he-said-quotthat</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:52:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I wore a cardigan, sweater, hoddie, and coat into work. It still wasn't enough to keep me warm in the drive thru window. And I live in North Dakota. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-wore-a-cardigan-sweater-hoddie-and-coat-into-work--it-still-wasn039t-enough-to-keep-me-warm-in-the-drive-thru-window--and-i-live-in-north-dakota--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:33:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my desk got redecorated- everything was thrown out. I asked the custodian what he'd done. "I make it pretty for you Mister." Thanks, bud. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-desk-got-redecorated--everything-was-thrown-out--i-asked-the-custodian-what-he039d-done--quoti-make-it-pretty-for-you-mister-quot-thanks-bud--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:04:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we had a woman come into the hardware store looking for a toilet flapper. "Anything else?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "Now I need a toilet." I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-had-a-woman-come-into-the-hardware-store-looking-for-a-toilet-flapper--quotanything-elsequot-i-asked--quotyesquot-she-said--quotnow-i-need-a-toilet-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 18:20:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>englcomc39ang</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my boss requested I write him a dinner toast. I wrote one about our new product. He sent it back to me with a note. "The toast was supposed to be for my niece's engagement." The niece I've never met, of course. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-requested-i-write-him-a-dinner-toast--i-wrote-one-about-our-new-product--he-sent-it-back-to-me-with-a-note--quotthe-toast-was-supposed-to-be-for-my-niece039s-engagement-quot-the-niece-i039ve-never-met-of-co</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:11:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my coworker gave me what he called "declassified materials." The materials? A brochure from 1994. I didn't ask why he was acting like we were spies. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-coworker-gave-me-what-he-called-quotdeclassified-materials-quot-the-materials-a-brochure-from-1994--i-didn039t-ask-why-he-was-acting-like-we-were-spies--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 12:52:02 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we shared a cheese platter in the office. Unfortunately, half the wedges were rotten. Despite this, we all ate from it to save face with the client. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-shared-a-cheese-platter-in-the-office--unfortunately-half-the-wedges-were-rotten--despite-this-we-all-ate-from-it-to-save-face-with-the-client--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 08:33:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>oakydoka</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I actually got to record a PSA for our nonprofit. Cool, right? Only when we started filming did I learn that I'd be doing the voice only- for a puppet. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-actually-got-to-record-a-psa-for-our-nonprofit--cool-right-only-when-we-started-filming-did-i-learn-that-i039d-be-doing-the-voice-only--for-a-puppet--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-actually-got-to-record-a-psa-for-our-nonprofit--cool-right-only-when-we-started-filming-did-i-learn-that-i039d-be-doing-the-voice-only--for-a-puppet--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:04:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-actually-got-to-record-a-psa-for-our-nonprofit--cool-right-only-when-we-started-filming-did-i-learn-that-i039d-be-doing-the-voice-only--for-a-puppet--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, it was "24" night at the bar. Everyone watched the show, and they all got way too into it. We had 3 broken glasses slammed down on the bar. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-it-was-quot24quot-night-at-the-bar--everyone-watched-the-show-and-they-all-got-way-too-into-it--we-had-3-broken-glasses-slammed-down-on-the-bar--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-it-was-quot24quot-night-at-the-bar--everyone-watched-the-show-and-they-all-got-way-too-into-it--we-had-3-broken-glasses-slammed-down-on-the-bar--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:20:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-it-was-quot24quot-night-at-the-bar--everyone-watched-the-show-and-they-all-got-way-too-into-it--we-had-3-broken-glasses-slammed-down-on-the-bar--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my supervisor claimed that I was scheduled for 3. I literally pointed to the schedule that said 4. "I make the schedule," he said, "so I'm right." I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-supervisor-claimed-that-i-was-scheduled-for-3--i-literally-pointed-to-the-schedule-that-said-4--quoti-make-the-schedulequot-he-said-quotso-i039m-right-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-supervisor-claimed-that-i-was-scheduled-for-3--i-literally-pointed-to-the-schedule-that-said-4--quoti-make-the-schedulequot-he-said-quotso-i039m-right-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:11:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-supervisor-claimed-that-i-was-scheduled-for-3--i-literally-pointed-to-the-schedule-that-said-4--quoti-make-the-schedulequot-he-said-quotso-i039m-right-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I played the 12-1 shift at a Potbelly restaurant. I sit up in a perch, play guitar, and wait for someone to hear me. I'm still waiting. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-played-the-12-1-shift-at-a-potbelly-restaurant--i-sit-up-in-a-perch-play-guitar-and-wait-for-someone-to-hear-me--i039m-still-waiting--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-played-the-12-1-shift-at-a-potbelly-restaurant--i-sit-up-in-a-perch-play-guitar-and-wait-for-someone-to-hear-me--i039m-still-waiting--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:52:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-played-the-12-1-shift-at-a-potbelly-restaurant--i-sit-up-in-a-perch-play-guitar-and-wait-for-someone-to-hear-me--i039m-still-waiting--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I got a letter from our overseas corporate partner. The letter was 21 pages. And in Finnish. Hello Google Translate. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-got-a-letter-from-our-overseas-corporate-partner--the-letter-was-21-pages--and-in-finnish--hello-google-translate--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-got-a-letter-from-our-overseas-corporate-partner--the-letter-was-21-pages--and-in-finnish--hello-google-translate--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:33:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>schmidt1876</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-got-a-letter-from-our-overseas-corporate-partner--the-letter-was-21-pages--and-in-finnish--hello-google-translate--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I sold feed for our petting zoo. One kid bought almost $3.00 worth. Then, of course, he started crying when our goat began to chase him around the entire zoo. I had to save him. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-feed-for-our-petting-zoo--one-kid-bought-almost-3-00-worth--then-of-course-he-started-crying-when-our-goat-began-to-chase-him-around-the-entire-zoo--i-had-to-save-him--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-feed-for-our-petting-zoo--one-kid-bought-almost-3-00-worth--then-of-course-he-started-crying-when-our-goat-began-to-chase-him-around-the-entire-zoo--i-had-to-save-him--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:04:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-feed-for-our-petting-zoo--one-kid-bought-almost-3-00-worth--then-of-course-he-started-crying-when-our-goat-began-to-chase-him-around-the-entire-zoo--i-had-to-save-him--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my boss asked me to help a hotel guest find his room. Only twenty minutes later did we figure out he hadn't checked in yet. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-asked-me-to-help-a-hotel-guest-find-his-room--only-twenty-minutes-later-did-we-figure-out-he-hadn039t-checked-in-yet--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-asked-me-to-help-a-hotel-guest-find-his-room--only-twenty-minutes-later-did-we-figure-out-he-hadn039t-checked-in-yet--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:20:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>madhattershou</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-asked-me-to-help-a-hotel-guest-find-his-room--only-twenty-minutes-later-did-we-figure-out-he-hadn039t-checked-in-yet--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I was working as a blackjack dealer at our casino. Do you know how many times I had someone with 20 points ask me to hit them? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-working-as-a-blackjack-dealer-at-our-casino--do-you-know-how-many-times-i-had-someone-with-20-points-ask-me-to-hit-them-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-working-as-a-blackjack-dealer-at-our-casino--do-you-know-how-many-times-i-had-someone-with-20-points-ask-me-to-hit-them-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:11:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-working-as-a-blackjack-dealer-at-our-casino--do-you-know-how-many-times-i-had-someone-with-20-points-ask-me-to-hit-them-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I finally ended my two year relationship with coffee. Naturally, today turned out to be "free coffee" day at the office. I'm having an affair with caffeine yet again. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-finally-ended-my-two-year-relationship-with-coffee--naturally-today-turned-out-to-be-quotfree-coffeequot-day-at-the-office--i039m-having-an-affair-with-caffeine-yet-again--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-finally-ended-my-two-year-relationship-with-coffee--naturally-today-turned-out-to-be-quotfree-coffeequot-day-at-the-office--i039m-having-an-affair-with-caffeine-yet-again--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:52:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-finally-ended-my-two-year-relationship-with-coffee--naturally-today-turned-out-to-be-quotfree-coffeequot-day-at-the-office--i039m-having-an-affair-with-caffeine-yet-again--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I seriously believed I'd go insane. I've spent 36 hours at this hospital and my coworker called in sick. Should a doctor really smell like wet cheese? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-seriously-believed-i039d-go-insane--i039ve-spent-36-hours-at-this-hospital-and-my-coworker-called-in-sick--should-a-doctor-really-smell-like-wet-cheese-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-seriously-believed-i039d-go-insane--i039ve-spent-36-hours-at-this-hospital-and-my-coworker-called-in-sick--should-a-doctor-really-smell-like-wet-cheese-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:33:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-seriously-believed-i039d-go-insane--i039ve-spent-36-hours-at-this-hospital-and-my-coworker-called-in-sick--should-a-doctor-really-smell-like-wet-cheese-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I had to fly to a sales call. I tried taking on a bottle of our product on the plane. Turns out it was "a bomb threat." It was baby formula. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-to-fly-to-a-sales-call--i-tried-taking-on-a-bottle-of-our-product-on-the-plane--turns-out-it-was-quota-bomb-threat-quot-it-was-baby-formula--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-to-fly-to-a-sales-call--i-tried-taking-on-a-bottle-of-our-product-on-the-plane--turns-out-it-was-quota-bomb-threat-quot-it-was-baby-formula--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:04:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-to-fly-to-a-sales-call--i-tried-taking-on-a-bottle-of-our-product-on-the-plane--turns-out-it-was-quota-bomb-threat-quot-it-was-baby-formula--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I found my long lost keychain on the floor. As I did it, a customer sidled next to me. "That's mine!" he claimed. I ignored him for once. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-my-long-lost-keychain-on-the-floor--as-i-did-it-a-customer-sidled-next-to-me--quotthat039s-minequot-he-claimed--i-ignored-him-for-once--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-my-long-lost-keychain-on-the-floor--as-i-did-it-a-customer-sidled-next-to-me--quotthat039s-minequot-he-claimed--i-ignored-him-for-once--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:20:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>oannes</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-my-long-lost-keychain-on-the-floor--as-i-did-it-a-customer-sidled-next-to-me--quotthat039s-minequot-he-claimed--i-ignored-him-for-once--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I shared a secret with my boss. His response. "Everyone," he shouts, "attention. Jeremy is leaving us next week to go to a different job." So my next week should be a blast. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-shared-a-secret-with-my-boss--his-response--quoteveryonequot-he-shouts-quotattention--jeremy-is-leaving-us-next-week-to-go-to-a-different-job-quot-so-my-next-week-should-be-a-blast--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-shared-a-secret-with-my-boss--his-response--quoteveryonequot-he-shouts-quotattention--jeremy-is-leaving-us-next-week-to-go-to-a-different-job-quot-so-my-next-week-should-be-a-blast--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:11:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-shared-a-secret-with-my-boss--his-response--quoteveryonequot-he-shouts-quotattention--jeremy-is-leaving-us-next-week-to-go-to-a-different-job-quot-so-my-next-week-should-be-a-blast--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I tweeted from my work computer. A few moments later, I had an email from the IT department. They were threatening to suspend my account. Am I in high school or something? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-tweeted-from-my-work-computer--a-few-moments-later-i-had-an-email-from-the-it-department--they-were-threatening-to-suspend-my-account--am-i-in-high-school-or-something-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-tweeted-from-my-work-computer--a-few-moments-later-i-had-an-email-from-the-it-department--they-were-threatening-to-suspend-my-account--am-i-in-high-school-or-something-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:52:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-tweeted-from-my-work-computer--a-few-moments-later-i-had-an-email-from-the-it-department--they-were-threatening-to-suspend-my-account--am-i-in-high-school-or-something-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I hoped to get in some study time while working at the front desk. Not so much. Instead, the janitor talked to me for a half hour about his dogs. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-hoped-to-get-in-some-study-time-while-working-at-the-front-desk--not-so-much--instead-the-janitor-talked-to-me-for-a-half-hour-about-his-dogs--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-hoped-to-get-in-some-study-time-while-working-at-the-front-desk--not-so-much--instead-the-janitor-talked-to-me-for-a-half-hour-about-his-dogs--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:33:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-hoped-to-get-in-some-study-time-while-working-at-the-front-desk--not-so-much--instead-the-janitor-talked-to-me-for-a-half-hour-about-his-dogs--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we got a brochure in the mail from an adult film company. Why? Beats me- I'm an orthodontist. Are braces a new fetish? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-got-a-brochure-in-the-mail-from-an-adult-film-company--why-beats-me--i039m-an-orthodontist--are-braces-a-new-fetish-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-got-a-brochure-in-the-mail-from-an-adult-film-company--why-beats-me--i039m-an-orthodontist--are-braces-a-new-fetish-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:04:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-got-a-brochure-in-the-mail-from-an-adult-film-company--why-beats-me--i039m-an-orthodontist--are-braces-a-new-fetish-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, some of my customers were whining about our espresso machine being broken. But they still asked for lattes- which use espresso. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-some-of-my-customers-were-whining-about-our-espresso-machine-being-broken--but-they-still-asked-for-lattes--which-use-espresso--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-some-of-my-customers-were-whining-about-our-espresso-machine-being-broken--but-they-still-asked-for-lattes--which-use-espresso--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:20:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>band_100</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-some-of-my-customers-were-whining-about-our-espresso-machine-being-broken--but-they-still-asked-for-lattes--which-use-espresso--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my boss went on vacation to Hawaii. I assumed he'd be off the grid. "I have wi-fi in the plane," he emailed me. "Now get back to work." I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-went-on-vacation-to-hawaii--i-assumed-he039d-be-off-the-grid--quoti-have-wi-fi-in-the-planequot-he-emailed-me--quotnow-get-back-to-work-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-went-on-vacation-to-hawaii--i-assumed-he039d-be-off-the-grid--quoti-have-wi-fi-in-the-planequot-he-emailed-me--quotnow-get-back-to-work-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:11:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-went-on-vacation-to-hawaii--i-assumed-he039d-be-off-the-grid--quoti-have-wi-fi-in-the-planequot-he-emailed-me--quotnow-get-back-to-work-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I was working with a 4 year old girl when she grabbed my boobs and loudly proclaimed, "Wow! You have really big boobs!" I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-working-with-a-4-year-old-girl-when-she-grabbed-my-boobs-and-loudly-proclaimed-quotwow-you-have-really-big-boobsquot-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-working-with-a-4-year-old-girl-when-she-grabbed-my-boobs-and-loudly-proclaimed-quotwow-you-have-really-big-boobsquot-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:52:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Suzanna</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-working-with-a-4-year-old-girl-when-she-grabbed-my-boobs-and-loudly-proclaimed-quotwow-you-have-really-big-boobsquot-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I found out we'll be decorating our conference rooms. Cool! Then I found out we'll be doing it on our own time on the weekends. Less cool. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-out-we039ll-be-decorating-our-conference-rooms--cool-then-i-found-out-we039ll-be-doing-it-on-our-own-time-on-the-weekends--less-cool--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-out-we039ll-be-decorating-our-conference-rooms--cool-then-i-found-out-we039ll-be-doing-it-on-our-own-time-on-the-weekends--less-cool--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:33:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I held a small meeting of my shift team to reiterate the procedure to ask for a day off. I had to repeat myself 3 times, and somebody still did it all wrong a few minutes later. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-held-a-small-meeting-of-my-shift-team-to-reiterate-the-procedure-to-ask-for-a-day-off--i-had-to-repeat-myself-3-times-and-somebody-still-did-it-all-wrong-a-few-minutes-later--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:04:02 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>radugaya</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-held-a-small-meeting-of-my-shift-team-to-reiterate-the-procedure-to-ask-for-a-day-off--i-had-to-repeat-myself-3-times-and-somebody-still-did-it-all-wrong-a-few-minutes-later--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we kept the TV on all day during work. That would be cool. But did we have to have it on Telemundo at maximum volume? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-kept-the-tv-on-all-day-during-work--that-would-be-cool--but-did-we-have-to-have-it-on-telemundo-at-maximum-volume-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-kept-the-tv-on-all-day-during-work--that-would-be-cool--but-did-we-have-to-have-it-on-telemundo-at-maximum-volume-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:20:01 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-kept-the-tv-on-all-day-during-work--that-would-be-cool--but-did-we-have-to-have-it-on-telemundo-at-maximum-volume-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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