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<title>Dumbemployed.com | New Dumbemployed Stories</title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com</link>
<description>The Jobs You Love to Hate</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my ankle rolled as I was stocking a pallet of bandages. Oh the sweet, sweet irony. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-ankle-rolled-as-i-was-stocking-a-pallet-of-bandages--oh-the-sweet-sweet-irony--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-ankle-rolled-as-i-was-stocking-a-pallet-of-bandages--oh-the-sweet-sweet-irony--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I gave a tour of our jelly bean factory. Three of the people were over 300 pounds. They'd been here once this week already. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-gave-a-tour-of-our-jelly-bean-factory--three-of-the-people-were-over-300-pounds--they039d-been-here-once-this-week-already--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 18:20:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>quiet_cloister</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I went out to the parking lot to find my tires slashed. My boss showed up next to me- and laughed. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-went-out-to-the-parking-lot-to-find-my-tires-slashed--my-boss-showed-up-next-to-me--and-laughed--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 15:11:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-went-out-to-the-parking-lot-to-find-my-tires-slashed--my-boss-showed-up-next-to-me--and-laughed--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I updated my Facebook status from work. A second later, my boss replied to it that I shouldn't be on Facebook. Then how did he see it? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-updated-my-facebook-status-from-work--a-second-later-my-boss-replied-to-it-that-i-shouldn039t-be-on-facebook--then-how-did-he-see-it-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-updated-my-facebook-status-from-work--a-second-later-my-boss-replied-to-it-that-i-shouldn039t-be-on-facebook--then-how-did-he-see-it-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-updated-my-facebook-status-from-work--a-second-later-my-boss-replied-to-it-that-i-shouldn039t-be-on-facebook--then-how-did-he-see-it-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, there were three things we had to clean up. The floors, the ceiling, and the walls. Guess how long that took? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-there-were-three-things-we-had-to-clean-up--the-floors-the-ceiling-and-the-walls--guess-how-long-that-took-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 08:33:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-there-were-three-things-we-had-to-clean-up--the-floors-the-ceiling-and-the-walls--guess-how-long-that-took-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I clocked in. 20 minutes later, I realized I left my ID card inside the machine. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-clocked-in--20-minutes-later-i-realized-i-left-my-id-card-inside-the-machine--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-clocked-in--20-minutes-later-i-realized-i-left-my-id-card-inside-the-machine--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-clocked-in--20-minutes-later-i-realized-i-left-my-id-card-inside-the-machine--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I gave a customer pricepoints on our shotguns. He said he could get the same thing cheaper on the black market. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-gave-a-customer-pricepoints-on-our-shotguns--he-said-he-could-get-the-same-thing-cheaper-on-the-black-market--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-gave-a-customer-pricepoints-on-our-shotguns--he-said-he-could-get-the-same-thing-cheaper-on-the-black-market--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 18:20:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>tcballinboy</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-gave-a-customer-pricepoints-on-our-shotguns--he-said-he-could-get-the-same-thing-cheaper-on-the-black-market--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I was sent home to "fix" my hair. The problem? Not enough gross hair gel in it. The joys of being a waitress. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-sent-home-to-quotfixquot-my-hair--the-problem-not-enough-gross-hair-gel-in-it--the-joys-of-being-a-waitress--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-sent-home-to-quotfixquot-my-hair--the-problem-not-enough-gross-hair-gel-in-it--the-joys-of-being-a-waitress--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 15:11:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-sent-home-to-quotfixquot-my-hair--the-problem-not-enough-gross-hair-gel-in-it--the-joys-of-being-a-waitress--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I blessed myself for leaving 20 minutes early from work. I got to leave because my shift was cut. It's at the point where I'm willing to give up money to be happy. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-blessed-myself-for-leaving-20-minutes-early-from-work--i-got-to-leave-because-my-shift-was-cut--it039s-at-the-point-where-i039m-willing-to-give-up-money-to-be-happy--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-blessed-myself-for-leaving-20-minutes-early-from-work--i-got-to-leave-because-my-shift-was-cut--it039s-at-the-point-where-i039m-willing-to-give-up-money-to-be-happy--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-blessed-myself-for-leaving-20-minutes-early-from-work--i-got-to-leave-because-my-shift-was-cut--it039s-at-the-point-where-i039m-willing-to-give-up-money-to-be-happy--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I used a physical dictionary at work and got laughed at. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-used-a-physical-dictionary-at-work-and-got-laughed-at--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-used-a-physical-dictionary-at-work-and-got-laughed-at--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 08:33:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-used-a-physical-dictionary-at-work-and-got-laughed-at--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I brought my iPad to work. Good idea. I spent my entire workday explaining it to my cube mates. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-brought-my-ipad-to-work--good-idea--i-spent-my-entire-workday-explaining-it-to-my-cube-mates--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-brought-my-ipad-to-work--good-idea--i-spent-my-entire-workday-explaining-it-to-my-cube-mates--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>madynskyi</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-brought-my-ipad-to-work--good-idea--i-spent-my-entire-workday-explaining-it-to-my-cube-mates--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I served a family of 3. The son and mother had martinis. The burly dad? A beer. Root beer. That's a functional family. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-served-a-family-of-3--the-son-and-mother-had-martinis--the-burly-dad-a-beer--root-beer--that039s-a-functional-family--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-served-a-family-of-3--the-son-and-mother-had-martinis--the-burly-dad-a-beer--root-beer--that039s-a-functional-family--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 18:20:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-served-a-family-of-3--the-son-and-mother-had-martinis--the-burly-dad-a-beer--root-beer--that039s-a-functional-family--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I spent twenty minutes adjusting the zoom on my monitor, only to find that my boss demanded it immediately be set back. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-spent-twenty-minutes-adjusting-the-zoom-on-my-monitor-only-to-find-that-my-boss-demanded-it-immediately-be-set-back--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-spent-twenty-minutes-adjusting-the-zoom-on-my-monitor-only-to-find-that-my-boss-demanded-it-immediately-be-set-back--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:11:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-spent-twenty-minutes-adjusting-the-zoom-on-my-monitor-only-to-find-that-my-boss-demanded-it-immediately-be-set-back--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I got in touch with an old high school teacher and told her I was a teacher too. It took 30 seconds for the laughter to stop. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-got-in-touch-with-an-old-high-school-teacher-and-told-her-i-was-a-teacher-too--it-took-30-seconds-for-the-laughter-to-stop--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-got-in-touch-with-an-old-high-school-teacher-and-told-her-i-was-a-teacher-too--it-took-30-seconds-for-the-laughter-to-stop--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-got-in-touch-with-an-old-high-school-teacher-and-told-her-i-was-a-teacher-too--it-took-30-seconds-for-the-laughter-to-stop--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I pleaded with my coworker to take my shift. He wanted me to pay him 100 bucks to do it. That's more than I get paid! I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-pleaded-with-my-coworker-to-take-my-shift--he-wanted-me-to-pay-him-100-bucks-to-do-it--that039s-more-than-i-get-paid-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-pleaded-with-my-coworker-to-take-my-shift--he-wanted-me-to-pay-him-100-bucks-to-do-it--that039s-more-than-i-get-paid-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 08:33:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-pleaded-with-my-coworker-to-take-my-shift--he-wanted-me-to-pay-him-100-bucks-to-do-it--that039s-more-than-i-get-paid-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I recognized a customer on the street. He didn't. He said he didn't talk to strangers. Later in the day, I gave him his coffee and he didn't even mention our run in. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-recognized-a-customer-on-the-street--he-didn039t--he-said-he-didn039t-talk-to-strangers--later-in-the-day-i-gave-him-his-coffee-and-he-didn039t-even-mention-our-run-in--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-recognized-a-customer-on-the-street--he-didn039t--he-said-he-didn039t-talk-to-strangers--later-in-the-day-i-gave-him-his-coffee-and-he-didn039t-even-mention-our-run-in--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-recognized-a-customer-on-the-street--he-didn039t--he-said-he-didn039t-talk-to-strangers--later-in-the-day-i-gave-him-his-coffee-and-he-didn039t-even-mention-our-run-in--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I drove home in record time to see a Tivod baseball game. Instead, I arrived to a voicemail from by boss demanding I come back in. It took me twice as long to drive back. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-drove-home-in-record-time-to-see-a-tivod-baseball-game--instead-i-arrived-to-a-voicemail-from-by-boss-demanding-i-come-back-in--it-took-me-twice-as-long-to-drive-back--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-drove-home-in-record-time-to-see-a-tivod-baseball-game--instead-i-arrived-to-a-voicemail-from-by-boss-demanding-i-come-back-in--it-took-me-twice-as-long-to-drive-back--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 18:20:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>quickly_enough</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-drove-home-in-record-time-to-see-a-tivod-baseball-game--instead-i-arrived-to-a-voicemail-from-by-boss-demanding-i-come-back-in--it-took-me-twice-as-long-to-drive-back--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I called on about 30 possible clients. 1 answer, 3 hangups, 26 no answers. Fun. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-called-on-about-30-possible-clients--1-answer-3-hangups-26-no-answers--fun--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-called-on-about-30-possible-clients--1-answer-3-hangups-26-no-answers--fun--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 15:11:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-called-on-about-30-possible-clients--1-answer-3-hangups-26-no-answers--fun--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I carried three suitcases with me to the airport. Whoops- no checked bags. And guess whose company won't pay for them? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-carried-three-suitcases-with-me-to-the-airport--whoops--no-checked-bags--and-guess-whose-company-won039t-pay-for-them-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-carried-three-suitcases-with-me-to-the-airport--whoops--no-checked-bags--and-guess-whose-company-won039t-pay-for-them-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-carried-three-suitcases-with-me-to-the-airport--whoops--no-checked-bags--and-guess-whose-company-won039t-pay-for-them-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I only was able to drink tea since we were out of coffee. I overcompensated and drank too much. Now I can't stand still. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-only-was-able-to-drink-tea-since-we-were-out-of-coffee--i-overcompensated-and-drank-too-much--now-i-can039t-stand-still--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-only-was-able-to-drink-tea-since-we-were-out-of-coffee--i-overcompensated-and-drank-too-much--now-i-can039t-stand-still--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 08:33:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-only-was-able-to-drink-tea-since-we-were-out-of-coffee--i-overcompensated-and-drank-too-much--now-i-can039t-stand-still--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I brought in fruit snacks to eat at the register. A customer asked me for one- I had to turn him down and got reprimanded. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-brought-in-fruit-snacks-to-eat-at-the-register--a-customer-asked-me-for-one--i-had-to-turn-him-down-and-got-reprimanded--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-brought-in-fruit-snacks-to-eat-at-the-register--a-customer-asked-me-for-one--i-had-to-turn-him-down-and-got-reprimanded--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 21:04:02 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>barabanova_n</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-brought-in-fruit-snacks-to-eat-at-the-register--a-customer-asked-me-for-one--i-had-to-turn-him-down-and-got-reprimanded--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my boss informed us he was only inviting "key people" to his wedding. I wasn't invited, but almost all my coworkers were. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-informed-us-he-was-only-inviting-quotkey-peoplequot-to-his-wedding--i-wasn039t-invited-but-almost-all-my-coworkers-were--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 18:20:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-boss-informed-us-he-was-only-inviting-quotkey-peoplequot-to-his-wedding--i-wasn039t-invited-but-almost-all-my-coworkers-were--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I wished for a new best work friend. Does the dead mouse I found count? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-wished-for-a-new-best-work-friend--does-the-dead-mouse-i-found-count-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-wished-for-a-new-best-work-friend--does-the-dead-mouse-i-found-count-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 15:11:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>nana_sayuri87</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-wished-for-a-new-best-work-friend--does-the-dead-mouse-i-found-count-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I had a cardigan on and got called "Mr. Rogers" three times. I'm a girl. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-a-cardigan-on-and-got-called-quotmr--rogersquot-three-times--i039m-a-girl--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-a-cardigan-on-and-got-called-quotmr--rogersquot-three-times--i039m-a-girl--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-a-cardigan-on-and-got-called-quotmr--rogersquot-three-times--i039m-a-girl--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I had a customer stay on his cell the entire time he was with me. Then he complained to my manager about "poor service." I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-a-customer-stay-on-his-cell-the-entire-time-he-was-with-me--then-he-complained-to-my-manager-about-quotpoor-service-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-a-customer-stay-on-his-cell-the-entire-time-he-was-with-me--then-he-complained-to-my-manager-about-quotpoor-service-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 08:33:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-had-a-customer-stay-on-his-cell-the-entire-time-he-was-with-me--then-he-complained-to-my-manager-about-quotpoor-service-quot-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, we opened the windows in our office. The temp? 60 degrees. Here, that's "summer" weather. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-opened-the-windows-in-our-office--the-temp-60-degrees--here-that039s-quotsummerquot-weather--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-opened-the-windows-in-our-office--the-temp-60-degrees--here-that039s-quotsummerquot-weather--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-we-opened-the-windows-in-our-office--the-temp-60-degrees--here-that039s-quotsummerquot-weather--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I spent more time debating "Growing Pains" trivia with my supervisor than actually working. Which is why I got in trouble later. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-spent-more-time-debating-quotgrowing-painsquot-trivia-with-my-supervisor-than-actually-working--which-is-why-i-got-in-trouble-later--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-spent-more-time-debating-quotgrowing-painsquot-trivia-with-my-supervisor-than-actually-working--which-is-why-i-got-in-trouble-later--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 18:20:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>showermekisses</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-spent-more-time-debating-quotgrowing-painsquot-trivia-with-my-supervisor-than-actually-working--which-is-why-i-got-in-trouble-later--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I found out my company is #3 on the "worst places to work" list. It should be #1. Wow. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-out-my-company-is-3-on-the-quotworst-places-to-workquot-list--it-should-be-1--wow--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-out-my-company-is-3-on-the-quotworst-places-to-workquot-list--it-should-be-1--wow--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 15:11:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-found-out-my-company-is-3-on-the-quotworst-places-to-workquot-list--it-should-be-1--wow--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I received quarterly office supplies for myself. My pencil allowance for the quarter- one. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-received-quarterly-office-supplies-for-myself--my-pencil-allowance-for-the-quarter--one--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-received-quarterly-office-supplies-for-myself--my-pencil-allowance-for-the-quarter--one--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-received-quarterly-office-supplies-for-myself--my-pencil-allowance-for-the-quarter--one--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I spent an hour in the office kitchen. Three people didn't even acknowledge my existence. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-spent-an-hour-in-the-office-kitchen--three-people-didn039t-even-acknowledge-my-existence--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-spent-an-hour-in-the-office-kitchen--three-people-didn039t-even-acknowledge-my-existence--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 08:33:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-spent-an-hour-in-the-office-kitchen--three-people-didn039t-even-acknowledge-my-existence--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I presented to the judge the case for my client. The judge actually laughed at me. Is that a bad sign? I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-presented-to-the-judge-the-case-for-my-client--the-judge-actually-laughed-at-me--is-that-a-bad-sign-i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-presented-to-the-judge-the-case-for-my-client--the-judge-actually-laughed-at-me--is-that-a-bad-sign-i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-presented-to-the-judge-the-case-for-my-client--the-judge-actually-laughed-at-me--is-that-a-bad-sign-i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I received news that my boss is leaving the firm. My new boss? The coworker who started 2 years after me. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-received-news-that-my-boss-is-leaving-the-firm--my-new-boss-the-coworker-who-started-2-years-after-me--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-received-news-that-my-boss-is-leaving-the-firm--my-new-boss-the-coworker-who-started-2-years-after-me--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 18:20:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>oaksama</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-received-news-that-my-boss-is-leaving-the-firm--my-new-boss-the-coworker-who-started-2-years-after-me--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I was looking through the classified ads. Then I saw my coworker, janitor, and temp doing the same thing. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-looking-through-the-classified-ads--then-i-saw-my-coworker-janitor-and-temp-doing-the-same-thing--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-looking-through-the-classified-ads--then-i-saw-my-coworker-janitor-and-temp-doing-the-same-thing--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 15:11:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-was-looking-through-the-classified-ads--then-i-saw-my-coworker-janitor-and-temp-doing-the-same-thing--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I practiced my Powerpoint presentation for about 40 minutes. After which it was promptly canceled for a fire drill. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-practiced-my-powerpoint-presentation-for-about-40-minutes--after-which-it-was-promptly-canceled-for-a-fire-drill--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-practiced-my-powerpoint-presentation-for-about-40-minutes--after-which-it-was-promptly-canceled-for-a-fire-drill--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-practiced-my-powerpoint-presentation-for-about-40-minutes--after-which-it-was-promptly-canceled-for-a-fire-drill--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I realized exactly how poor I am: I spend my hour's wage on a single lunch. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-realized-exactly-how-poor-i-am-i-spend-my-hour039s-wage-on-a-single-lunch--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-realized-exactly-how-poor-i-am-i-spend-my-hour039s-wage-on-a-single-lunch--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 08:33:02 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-realized-exactly-how-poor-i-am-i-spend-my-hour039s-wage-on-a-single-lunch--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I sold a box of flathead screws and a Phillips screwdriver. I didn't let him know his mistake. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-a-box-of-flathead-screws-and-a-phillips-screwdriver--i-didn039t-let-him-know-his-mistake--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-a-box-of-flathead-screws-and-a-phillips-screwdriver--i-didn039t-let-him-know-his-mistake--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 21:04:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>silverbeetle22</dc:creator>
<category>Customers</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-sold-a-box-of-flathead-screws-and-a-phillips-screwdriver--i-didn039t-let-him-know-his-mistake--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I tripped in front of our building and heard loud, manic laughter. Thanks- boss. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-tripped-in-front-of-our-building-and-heard-loud-manic-laughter--thanks--boss--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-tripped-in-front-of-our-building-and-heard-loud-manic-laughter--thanks--boss--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 18:20:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Bosses</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-tripped-in-front-of-our-building-and-heard-loud-manic-laughter--thanks--boss--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I realized that one of my customers actually didn't know how to read. It'd be fine, but it seemed like he had more money than me. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-realized-that-one-of-my-customers-actually-didn039t-know-how-to-read--it039d-be-fine-but-it-seemed-like-he-had-more-money-than-me--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-realized-that-one-of-my-customers-actually-didn039t-know-how-to-read--it039d-be-fine-but-it-seemed-like-he-had-more-money-than-me--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 15:11:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Shift</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-realized-that-one-of-my-customers-actually-didn039t-know-how-to-read--it039d-be-fine-but-it-seemed-like-he-had-more-money-than-me--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, my longest shift occurred. 11 hours. No breaks. And I work at a McDonalds. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-longest-shift-occurred--11-hours--no-breaks--and-i-work-at-a-mcdonalds--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-longest-shift-occurred--11-hours--no-breaks--and-i-work-at-a-mcdonalds--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 12:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
<category>Overtime</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-my-longest-shift-occurred--11-hours--no-breaks--and-i-work-at-a-mcdonalds--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[At work today, I laughed really loud at a website. I showed it to my coworker- who called me a pervert. I'm dumbemployed.]]></title>
<link>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-laughed-really-loud-at-a-website--i-showed-it-to-my-coworker--who-called-me-a-pervert--i039m-dumbemployed-</link>
<comments>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-laughed-really-loud-at-a-website--i-showed-it-to-my-coworker--who-called-me-a-pervert--i039m-dumbemployed-</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 08:33:02 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>packalunch</dc:creator>
<category>Just Dumb</category>
<guid>http://dumbemployed.com/story.php?title=at-work-today-i-laughed-really-loud-at-a-website--i-showed-it-to-my-coworker--who-called-me-a-pervert--i039m-dumbemployed-</guid>
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