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Weird Shift

At work today, I left for my vacay. Huzzah! Sadly, taking a vacay means that somebody else has to take over. That person? An 18 year old who can barely add. He's the next in line for my job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/31/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( vacation charge 18 )

At work today, I went into the parking lot at the same time as this pleasant woman I work with. It turned out our cars were next to each other. I was charmed. Then she hit my car while backing out. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/30/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( parking lot hit car )

At work today, I got a little distracted. Outside, there was a carwash being held to benefit the community college. These girls may not be smart. But they sure know how to wash cars. I wanted to have their job instead of my own. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/28/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( distracted car wash community college )

At work today, I was digging through the shelves of our grocery store when I found an RC Cola bottle in the very back. It was made of glass and had a logo I didn't even recognize. I saw the date on the bottle- 1978. I left it back there. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/28/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( rc cola bottle grocery )

At work today, I asked to exchange a work uniform for a larger size because I'm pregnant. It was delivered to my desk within an hour. That was nice. But there was also a business card on top for a "great personal trainer." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/25/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( pregnant uniform personal trainer )

At work today, I spoke to the sergeant stationed in our town. I deliver a lot of food to their base each week. He told me that the men were getting anxious because of the full moon. That was weird enough. But there won't be a full moon for a month. I'm dumbemployed.

by madeline_rae on 01/25/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( seargent weird full moon )

At work today, I was cleaning up a center coffee table in our lobby. There was a guy working there on his laptop with his feet on the table. I had my windex out and was wiping it down. Did he move his feet? Of course not. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/22/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( coffee table windex cleaning )

At work today, I kept hearing a whistling noise coming from the stairwell. I went to check on it, assuming that it was a really bad draft. Turns out that we had a weasel living inside the stairwell. Yes, a weasel. No, I'm not joking. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/22/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( stairwell whistling weasel )

At work today, my old boss came back to visit after five years abroad. He looked good- maybe a little older, but still good. "I missed you a lot out there, Kevin," he told me. "Thanks Jack," I said. I didn't tell him that my name is Ken. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( return abroad names )

At work today, I spoke to three different people when trying to order a new office chair. Once I waded through that bureaucracy, I assumed I'd get my chair. I got one at 4:55 PM- it is the exact same chair I already have. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( office chair same bureaucracy )

At work today, a guy with long messy emo hair came into the office. I asked him if his parent wanted to cosign on his application. "I'm 28," he said. I made him show me ID, with that hair. I'm dumbemployed.

by quiet_tension on 01/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( emo hair 28 )

At work today, I booked a business trip to Paris. Yes! Though it turns out, I'll be in rural France almost the entire time. My time in the spirit of lights? 3 hours or less- most of it in the airport. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( paris business trip 3 hours )
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