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Weird Shift

At work today, I found out I'll be TAing another semester of English 101. Should it really be called English 101 when the students can barely write? I'm dumbemployed.

by oalljo on 12/03/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( ta college english )

At work today, my girlfriend came into the coffee shop. First, she acted lovey dovey. Then she asked me to create an incredibly complex drink. For free. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/02/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( coffee shop girlfriend complex )

At work today, my wife decided to reorganize the garage while I was at work. Once I got home, she wanted me to move everything back. It's like I have two jobs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/30/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( garage organize two shifts )

At work today, I called my mom during my fifteen minute break. That's when my coworkers started playing "The Penis Game." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/29/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( break fifteen the penis game )

At work today, I thought I'd play Elvis Presley over the store intercom. The sad thing is that it went on for twenty minutes before I got caught. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/28/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( elvis presley store intercom )

At work today, I was checking coats at the club. Someone checked their coat- and a small dog was in the pocket. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/27/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( coats checking dog )

At work today, I stood around all day folding sweaters. That's normal for me. But isn't it sad when you have to mess up the sweaters just to have something to do? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/26/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sweater folding mess )

At work today, I was having a normal shift as a dental hygienist. Then a patient asked for a volunteer fluoride treatment. "Please," he said. "It's a fetish." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/24/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( dental hygienist fluoride )

At work today, nobody came in the corner store where I work. I killed time by playing videogames. I realized only four minutes later that a customer was waiting at the counter to pay. I still finished the level. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/23/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( corner store videogames level )

At work today, I got a tiny cut. Store procedure dictates I get the emergency health kit, file a report, and note it on my time sheet. I healed before it was all over. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/23/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cut blood paperwork )

At work today, I rescheduled myself for Saturday mornings. I drink heavily Friday nights. I'm hoping my hangover will make me forget I have a job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/22/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( saturday drinking hangover )

At work today, I watched as a customer toasted his future son in law. He shattered the glass. That can't be good luck. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( son in law toast shattered )
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