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Weird Shift

At work today, we had a few long distance bikers come inside. They were all sweaty and asked for the water fountain. Except for one. He went straight to the ice cream case and bought a case worth of Crunch ice cream bars. Then started eating them before even paying. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/08/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bicyclists ice cream athletes )

At work today, we were all supposed to do calisthenics in the morning to "get our brains flowing." Apparently they do it all the time in Japan. All I know is that we sit at desks all day and have the bodies to prove it. Ten minutes of stretches won't help. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/06/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( calisthenics japan sore )

At work today, I was stuck at the reception desk at my dad's office. He's a doctor. Since I don't know what I'm doing, I watched patients. And the magazine table. No less than three magazines were shoved into patients' purses when they left. Ones I wanted to read! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/05/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( reception doctor magazines )

At work today, I made a hotel reservation for two guys who were bunking together. I offered them a cot for their stay. "We don't need it," they said. "But it's not a gay thing." Right. That makes sense. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/02/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( hotel reservation cot )

At work today, I started tracking how many times the door opened and shut. I marked it on a tally sheet in front of me and made sure to get a big piece of paper. Unfortunately, business isn't so good right now. At the end of the day, I had four marks. I'm dumbemployed.

by zarifah09 on 03/27/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( door tracking tally )

At work today, I had two college aged kids claim to have AAA memberships and, therefore, a discount. I asked for their membership numbers or their cards. They looked at each other and ran into the woods. Then they came back because I hadn't opened their car yet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( aaa college kids running )

At work today, I went bowling with some of my coworkers after work. Case example 1: Richard. He's an accountant by day. But at night, he has bowling gloves, a custom ball, and an ability to kill a seven ten split. I wish he were that good at accounting. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bowling accountants seven ten split )

At work today, our building manager made us have a fire drill for the second time this month. When somebody asked him why we had to have another fire drill, his face turned bright red. Then he explained how he was the guardian of all of us. Our building is two stories tall. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( building fire drill guardians )

At work today, there was a row of interviewees in the reception room. I noticed there was also a line going outside the building. I have a job here- it isn't that good. But on the way out, I think someone tried to bribe me for work. I'm dumbemployed.

by eliagrijalva on 03/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( interviews reception lines )

At work today, I was sent to deliver one newspaper to the doorstep of a house with a really long driveway. I was about to put the paper in the mail slot when I realized I couldn't- a pair of human eyes were peering back at me. I dropped the paper and ran. I'm dumbemployed.

by spanky_mcgooch on 03/19/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( delivery newspaper scary )

At work today, I started to try and touch the tip of my tongue to my nose. I found that if I put honey on the end of my nose, I actually wanted to touch it more. Weird, right? That part's fine. The bad part is I work in mortgages. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/15/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( tongue honey mortgages )

At work today, I spent almost my entire shift watching TV waiting for a call. I'm a fireman. The weird thing is that "Backdraft" and "Rescue Me" were both on TV today. It's like I got my work done by watching other people do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by tbe_ooc on 03/14/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( tv backdraft fireman )
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