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Weird Shift

At work today, I mopped up 3 soda spills, 2 dropped pieces of cheese, and a trickle of vomit. They all smelled kinda similar. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/31/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( soda spill mopping )

At work today, my friend Jason visited our furniture store. He slept on a couch near me for 20 minutes and nobody noticed. I'm dumbemployed.

by lada_lanina on 07/30/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( couch furniture nap )

At work today, a coworker and I ventured to the 7-11- where we saw a former colleague behind the counter. He was happier than us. I'm dumbemployed.

by ragde78 on 07/29/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( 7-11 colleague happy )

At work today, I went on ChatRoulette. Not the best idea. This is the most nudity in my office since that homeless guy barged in. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/28/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( chatroulette nudity homeless )

At work today, I redid my voicemail message to say my name. It had said my predecessor's for over a year and nobody noticed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/26/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( voicemail name predecessor )

At work today, I tried to sell an above ground pool to a couple. Their complaint? It would be hard to skinny dip in. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( skinny dip pool naked )

At work today, I found an arcade game token in my cash register. I gave it out as change- the customer didn't notice. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( change token arcade )

At work today, my friend requested a special favor to have a room at my hotel. Then he got mad when I refused to risk my job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( friend hotel favor )

At work today, we had the heat set to 78 for "tropical day in the office." That doesn't give my coworker Jon an excuse to go shirtless. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( tropical day office shirtless )

At work today, I called in sick and got a voicemail saying that the receptionist was sick too. Something tells me 60 degree weather is the cause. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( weather sick receptionist )

At work today, I found a typo in our company brochure. We misspelled "sincere." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( typo brochure sincere )

At work today, I played with a Yo Yo during my break. Considering the petty gossip around the office, it was the most mature thing I did all day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( gossip office yo yo )
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