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At work today, they stuck me with three extra tables in addition to the eight I always have. I was running back and forth just to try to manage it. One of the annoying new waitresses pulled me aside. "Shauna," she said, "You probably shouldn't sweat on the customers' food." I'm dumbemployed.

by wes_spb on 02/06/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( restaurant waitress food )

At work today, our regional supervisor came by and told us we'd have to increase production or lose our jobs to another plant. We already all work twelve hour days. Which might be illegal. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/06/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( factory downsizing regional )

At work today, I was told that I'd need to e-mail everyone in the company directory a personalized thank you note. I asked if I could use Excel. I was told I couldn't. Our company has 230 people- with a last name that starts with A. I'm preparing for carpal tunnel already. I'm dumbemployed.

by a1ke on 02/03/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( email excel typing )

At work today, I was putting the finishing touches on a ranch house I'm designing. At four o'clock, I got a call from the guy working with me on the house. He informed me that the couple had a great idea. "What?" I asked. "A second floor," he told me. I'm working all night. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/02/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( architect house bad ideas )

At work today, I started my shift at 7AM. As I was about to leave, my immediate supervisor ran over. "I've got great news! Jane's bowling team is in the finals!" Then she told me that meant I'd be covering Jane's shift. I'm writing this during my fifteen minute break. I'm dumbemployed.

by pandasbamboo06 on 01/31/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( bowling tired i hate bowling i really do )

At work today, I showed up a little hungover (Note to self: Tequla=bad). Anyway, I found out that just for today, I was being promoted to shift manager. I work in construction. It was 87 degrees today and I don't have a water bottle. I'm dumbemployed.

by rabbitorahabbit on 01/30/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tequila construction water )

At work today, I prepared 100 letters to mail to potential clients. I'm an intern, so I asked my supervisor if I should send them out. "Did you sign them?" he asked me. I said I didn't because they weren't in my name. "Forge it," he said. Now I have to do it over. I'm dumbemployed.

by workcrafts on 01/30/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( letters intern i am going to forge my resume instead and quit this job )

At work today, I got stuck sweeping up clients' hair when I'm only supposed to cut it. I'd finally amassed a mountain of hair when a little kid left his chair. He went to the cleanest part of the floor and shook his head as hard as he could. I picked my broom up again. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/29/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( barber hair cleaning )

At work today, I decided I'd try to cut out a few minutes early in order to see "The Office." It turns out my boss was taking his smoke break just then. He asked me to do inventory for two more hours. I don't have Tivo, so I'll never see the episode. I'm dumbemployed.

by odddance_1 on 01/27/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( the office tivo inventory )

At work today, I came across a filing cabinet where nothing was in alphabetical order. I was feeling ambitious, so I rearranged everything. Then I looked at the filing cabinet. They were contracts, and they were supposed to be ordered by date. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/27/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( filing contracts alphabetical order is fascist if you ask me )

At work today, I was stuck looking at computer code all day. I don't know it, but because I can use Word, I'm suddenly the most qualified. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/27/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( computer code qualified )

At work today, the radio was blasting in the kitchen. I asked the cooks to turn it down. So they started singing instead. I'm dumbemployed.

by ju_cycok on 01/25/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( radio singing cooks )
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