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At work today, I lost 30 minutes explaining time cards to an employee, who then quit the job at the end of his shift. I'm dumbemployed.

by walk_dont_fly on 07/31/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( timecard employees explaining )

At work today, we announced a "bold initiative to reinvigorate the company." Translation? I'm working til 6 every Tuesday. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/30/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( bold initiative translation working )

At work today, there were about three people who weren't doing anything. Somehow, I was the only one assigned to clean bathrooms. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/29/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( bathrooms cleaning people )

At work today, I stayed late to finish cleaning the back room. Then, I stayed late to clean up the weeks old dead mouse I found. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/27/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( back room mouse cleaning )

At work today, I talked to a guy at a work party about twenty minutes about my fiance before finding out he was a widower. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/26/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( work party widower fiance )

At work today, I stocked records. Someone had rearranged all the C's in reverse alphabetical order. Thanks, bored customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/25/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( alphabetical order is fascist if you ask me cds record store )

At work today, I hoped for a better assignment than the filing I do now. My new assignment: file in a different room. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( file filing assignments )

At work today, I stayed about 10 minutes late. Did I update my hourly log to reflect it? You bet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( 10 minutes hourly log )

At work today, I finalized my tax deductions for driving. I've driven over 5,000 miles this year. It's not worth the tax break. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tax deductions miles )

At work today, we shared business secrets over coffee breaks. That means gossip. It was still our most productive meeting in months. I'm dumbemployed.

by gabischon on 07/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( coffee break gossip )

At work today, we found out our business model, logo, and design was copied by another resale company. Instead of making them change, we're changing it all. I'm dumbemployed.

by madpuffinman on 07/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( business model logo design )

At work today, the new estimates for sales came in. The good news: sales are up. The bad news: we have nowhere near the staff or inventory to fulfill it. But we aren't hiring more because of the "recession." Cool. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sales recession staff )
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