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Overtime

At work today, I really wished we had a mailroom. I went to the post office to mail our packages. It took twenty minutes. Not because of lines, but because of idiot postal workers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( post office postal mail room )

At work today, one of our company's London bigwigs flew in. I was supposed to give him the downlow on the Boston office. Instead, I spent the entire time trying to find him a place to watch "Football" in the city. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/11/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( london football soccer )

At work today, I was trying to memorize my lines for a commercial I booked. I worked really hard to get all the dialogue down perfectly. Then, on set, the director told me: all my lines are going to be in voiceover, not dialogue. I could have just read them off the page. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/09/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( lines voiceover commercials )

At work today, I tied my hair back into a ponytail for work before teaching. It kept coming undone, so I used a rubber band to hold it. Later, I was reprimanded for misusing school supplies. By the janitor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( ponytail janitor rubber band )

At work today, we figured out we needed to have more structure. But to do that, we would have to define what structure is and how we would like it. Try being hired to write a 200 pags essay, only to discover you have to invent paper first. Then ink. Then the pen. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/08/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( structure pen paper )

At work today, I created a Powerpoint presentation for a meeting. It took a while and has over 200 slides. Guess what our company doesn't have? A projector. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/06/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( powerpoint projector slides )

At work today, I was a little ashamed. See, I have a bowel problem. And I can never judge when it will happen. I left for my break at 4:00. I returned at 5:15. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/06/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( bowel movement break toilet )

At work today, they started the meeting by going over safety. They began by reminding us where the fire exits are located. We all work in the same building, every day. Shouldn't we know this by now? I guess they don't think we're able to handle it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/05/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( fire exits building routine )

At work today, I thought that Friday would come early. We have Summer Fridays that are half-days. Then I remembered summer is officially over. Life is back to normal: hell. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/03/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( fridays half days summer )

At work today, I was supposed the research that "latest stats" on consumer purchases of baked beans. Seriously. There are over 100 baked bean companies I'll have to call. I'm dumbemployed.

by bar3ikk on 04/03/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( research stats baked beans )

At work today, I spoke to the congressman who represents our district with a legislative question. Turns out that's not so easy. He'll have a secretary get back to me. In 3 months. I'm dumbemployed.

by lacrima_lacuna on 04/01/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( congressman district legislative )

At work today, the copier wasn't working on our floor. But the one three floors down was. I think my calves and quads are going to revolt against me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/01/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( copier floor stairs )
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