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Overtime

At work today, I got to hear 3 hours of radio on my commute. Normally, it's an hour each way. But this week, highways are closed. I got to take backroads for half of my day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/30/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( radio commute highways )

At work today, a few of us were procrastinating near the refrigerator. At that exact moment, the CEO walked in. I started fake brainstorming about a new "fun" project. He heard me and decided to make me do it. By tomorrow. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/29/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( procrastinating refrigerator ceo )

At work today, I was put in charge of reviewing telephone minutes used by company members. We're a local hardware supplies company. Something tells me we shouldn't make so many calls to South Korea. Now I have to track down who used 968 minutes doing just that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/27/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( telephone minutes south korea phone calls )

At work today, a guy from the gas company came in to read our meters. "Is the heat always set at 62 degrees?" he asked. I wanted to answer. But I was too busy shivering. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/27/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( gas company heat meters )

At work today, I wiped down the windows at the front of our restaurant. We were egged the night before. Now I smell rotten. Even worse, this is the third night in a row I've had to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( windows wipe eggs )

At work today, a cheerleading conference was in our city. Naturally, I was working in our pizza kitchen, not on the delivery shift. I got all of the work and none of the...fun. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cheerleaders conference pizza )

At work today, another coworker emailed me to translate some Spanish for her. See, I pretend that I know Spanish. Unfortunately, Google Translate isn't as good as I originally thought. It told me her client asked to "Purchase seven Guava." I think I'll get caught soon. I'm dumbemployed.

by madefor_me on 07/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( translate spanish google )

At work today, the assistant supervisor friended me on Facebook. I decided to clean up the embarrassing pics. I've deleted 124 so far. And I'm only halfway done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( facebook pictures embarrassed )

At work today, I used a dot matrix printer to print information from our system-wide DOS operating system (we're a national company with offices in more than 30 states). I didn't realize you could still buy paper for a dot matrix printer. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( printer paper printer new technology )

At work today, I was assigned to reply to any blog posts about our company using a fake name. I thought it'd be a cakewalk. It isn't when your company is posted about 100 times a day- and mostly by people who hate it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/12/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( blog fake name commening )

At work today, I thought I'd take on the little project of indexing company employee ID cards. Turns out we have more employees than I realized. Abotu 1,000 more. I'm not even halfway done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( id indexing employees )

At work today, I wish I could have gotten overtime. Instead, they cut everyone back to 30 hours a week to save money. Not only is it boring. It's also making me poor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( overtime 30 hours cutbacks )
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