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At work today, I gave directions to a salesman who wanted to find our office. Naturally, I gave him the wrong directions. Only after that did my boss tell me that we actually wanted to meet the guy. I had to stay an extra hour because of it. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/14/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sales directions office )

At work today, we held a meeting around a beautiful oak conference table with twenty people. It could have been glamorous. I was in charge of handing out the coasters to all twenty attendees. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/14/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( oak coffee table conference )

At work today, I brought a movie rental with me to watch when I got home that night. Then my coworker spotted it and said he’d been dying to see it. I need to learn to say no, because I ended up watching it with him in the office. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/13/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( movie video rental )

At work today, the local high school marching band came into our store to promote the football game. It was really cute, until I had to clean up after the sousaphonist. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/13/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( football sousaphone marching band )

At work today, I was stopped from getting on a flight to a conference because my suitcase had a suspicious item inside. The item? A replica liberty bell from Philly. I hate to tell you that it’s already cracked, guys. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/13/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( philadelphia airport conference )

At work today, we had to all go out for “Happy Hour” together. Why do they call it happy hour when you’re with the people you hate? I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/13/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( happy hour hate dumb )

At work today, I spent most of my shift daydreaming. That's not unusual. The unusual part is that, according to my coworker, I was real-dreaming for about half of it. I can smell the drool. I'm dumbemployed.

by valawen9 on 05/12/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( daydreaming real dreaming drool )

At work today, I was supposed to travel to Phoenix for a sales presentation. My plane was delayed half an hour. We sat on the tarmac for two hours. Then we arrived and my meeting was canceled. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/06/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( presentation delayed canceled )

At work today, I stayed late to wrap up a presentation for the other doctors. Only then did I notice that I was late for surgery. Sorry, patient X. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/05/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( patient x surgery surgeon )

At work today, they had me stay and run 5 extra tables. I calculated- my poorer service resulted in an average 10% reduction in tips. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/03/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tips tables customer service )

At work today, I had to take a sketchy cab home from work because I stayed late. The cabby said that I looked like somebody famous. I asked who, but the cabby couldn't remember. "You obviously aren't him though," the cabby said. "He wouldn't work this late." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/01/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cab fame awkward )

At work today, I was stuck working with Vincenzo, who is from Massapequa, Long Island but pretends he's from Italy. I asked him who his favorite musician was. "Blink 182" he said, in an Italian accent. Does he know they aren't from Milan? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/30/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( vincenzo music blink 182 )
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