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Overtime

At work today, all the people in the elevator seemed to be in a bad mood. I felt like I was being glared at or something. When I got out, I had the full story- they had been stuck for an hour before I got on. They probably thought I was the problem. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/02/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( elevator full story stuck )

At work today, I was brainstorming with a fellow coworker of mine. We decided to go to the mall coffee shop to clear our heads. Six hours later, we'd each spent about 500 dollars on clothes. And we had zero ideas to show for it, of course. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/02/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mall coffee shop six hours )

At work today, a lawyer put in an order to change her business cards to add her husband's last name. She's changing it to his. The problem is that this lady is one of the most powerful in the department. She has over 100 different places to change her name. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/30/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( lawyer powerful cards )

At work today, we finally got a shipment of pencils from inventory. Awesome. It took about a year. Now I have all the pencils I need. But thanks for not ordering a pencil sharpener. That'll take another three weeks. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/30/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pencils shipment sharpener )

At work today, I had an awkward moment. Let's just say I had Mexican last night. Of course, as soon as I emerge from the stall, my boss walks in. He just looked at me and scowled. "Please, please wash your hands," he said. I did. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/27/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mexican stall hands )

At work today, we tried a new collating system in the copier. That wasn't a great idea. I ended up getting a thousand two page copies. None of them collated. My finger is still hurting from the papercuts. I'm dumbemployed.

by quired on 01/27/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( collating copier paper cuts )

At work today, I was shredded in a meeting that I didn't attend. When I was told and how I wasn't doing what I was assigned to do in that meeting, I checked the date. I was on vacation! The boss must have dreamed the whole thing! I'm dumbemployed.

by slamber0 on 01/26/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( vacation dreamed shredded )

At work today, I had to come in on a Saturday to sit outside a professor's classroom and make sure nothing went wrong while she was using some software for her class. She's only a technology professor. Except for the pay, I feel like I'm a workstudy again. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/26/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( professor technology workstudy )

At work today, I found out that my uncle's company makes 3 billion in revenue every single year. Yes, billion with a B. I work there as a secretary. Do they pay me extra when I stay late? Nope. Not a penny. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/24/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( 3 billion revenue secretary )

At work today, we had a pizza party. Hurray, pizza. Really. But please, can people throw away their plates and crust? I stayed after an extra hour cleaning tomato sauce off our wooden tables. Pigs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/24/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pizza plates tomato sauce )

At work today, I got an e-mail telling me to pick up my paycheck due to some errors over at Payroll. My paycheck is usually directly deposited into my account. That's because the nearest branch of the bank that I use is 2 hours away. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( paycheck payday direct deposit )

At work today, I started my job at the senior citizens' center. I started working there because I hate children. So sue me. Guess what I did at the senior citizens' center today? Babysat grandchildren. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( senior citizens babysat grandchildren )
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