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At work today, I wanted to impress my boss by staying late. I did- until 8PM. Then I remembered I'm an unpaid intern and 28 years old. Life is rough. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( intern late unpaid )

At work today, I got a new assignment to mail out 1,000 letters. They want me to use up all the left over 5 cent stamps to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/07/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( stamps 5 cent mailing )

At work today, I spent about three hours monkeying with HTML code. My tech supervisor thought it would be "good for me." Well, I'm definitely a little more like him now: I've gone insane and hate the world. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/06/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( html tech supervisor insane )

At work today, the garbage guy complained we have too much trash. He'd be right if it weren't for the fact that half the garbage is thrown into our dumpster by our neighbors. We still get blamed. I'm dumbemployed.

by lacrima_anima on 10/05/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( garbage garbage truck neighbor )

At work today, I framed a commendation from the local newspaper. Only afterwards did I realize that there wasn't a single mention of our actual store in the paper. I'm dumbemployed.

by janisjoplin1966 on 10/03/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( commendation newspaper frames )

At work today, a coworker borrowed my pen. Three hours later, I'm still looking for it. His excuse? Busy work. Apparently, that's sodoku. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/02/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pen sodoku excuse )

At work today, I went to pick up supplies at the store. The clerk told me they were in the garden store. Due to construction, I walked through a trailer, across boards to a parking lot, which I crossed in the rain- only to find out that the garden store is closed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/02/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( garden store rain supplies )

At work today, sharing truly was caring. I shared my vacation plan with my coworker. Then he shared it with my boss. No vacation for me. Sharing is overrated. I'm dumbemployed.

by oakleylouise on 09/30/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sharing caring vacation )

At work today, I took a train from New York to Philly for a meeting. The reason I had to go down there? To teleconference with our Japanese office. Does that make sense? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/28/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( new york teleconference train )

At work today, I tried to get work done at the airport on my computer. Unfortunately, regulations state we can't buy "Boingo" passes. So I had to sit there, doing nothing, until I got home. And my flight was delayed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/28/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( wifi boingo airport )

At work today, sharing was overrated. We had one tape roll in my pitiful non-profit office. And that meant we all fought over it very angrily. Mature guys. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/26/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sharing overrated tape )

At work today, my fiance asked me to bring her home an envelope for her bills. A single envelope. After getting caught, I was ordered to reimburse the company for "supplies and maintenance." Really. I'm dumbemployed.

by yaoiotakutv on 09/25/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( fiance envelope office supplies )
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