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At work today, I found out how I'll be spending all my remaining vacation time. I'm part of a high school reunion committee- and they decided our reunion would be a week long tropical vacation.

by anonymous on 12/02/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( high school reunion vacation )

At work today, I was emptying out payphones of coins. I discovered about 30 subway coins inside, hand sanded to fit like quarters. Is that effort even worth it? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/01/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( payphones coins subway )

At work today, I wished on a star. It didn't work. I'm still doing the 11PM to 5AM shift. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/30/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( star night shift overng )

At work today, we were all working late to meet quarterly numbers. Only after did we find out that the company went bankrupt this morning. Thanks. I'm dumbemployed.

by danceyouhoe on 11/29/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( working quarters bankrupt )

At work today, I was assigned to close down the store. A couple came in at 5 minutes before close. "Don't mind us," the girl said. "We're just browsing." That's when you know you'll have to kick somebody out. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/28/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( store couple browsing )

At work today, one of my coworkers got fired and went totally postal. He was busy thrashing around when I realized I would be the one to clean up after him. And yet he's the one who got fired. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/27/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( coworkers fired postal )

At work today, I had to go to thirty different websites and log the text of the "about pages." Almost 20 were 95% identical. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/25/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( websites about page same )

At work today, I subbed in as a soccer referee for a friend of mine. The game went into triple overtime- with no score for either side. I can see why he played sick. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/24/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( referee soccer overtime )

At work today, I went to the dentist before work. Bad idea. Have you ever tried selling vacuum cleaners with a mouth full of novacaine? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/22/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dentist novacaine vacuums )

At work today, I was told I couldn't wear my sweater at work. I'm working in the garden center. Current temp? A crisp 54 degrees. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/22/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sweater garden store temperature )

At work today, I requested for a single day off some time in August. My boss said it wasn't enough advance notice. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( day off august notice )

At work today, I rethought a few things about my life. Like how my 9 to 5 job is really an 8 to 7. That's bad math. I'm dumbemployed.

by rafaeljnl on 11/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( 9 5 math )
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