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At work today, I had about two hours of work to do and about ten hours of nothing. That's what every day of work is like. I've literally run out of internet sites to read. And I'm running out of stories to write complaining about it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/26/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( ten hours running complaining )

At work today, opera started playing on the intercom overhead. I'm open minded, but opera just doesn't cut it, kids. I went inside the room to change it. Turns out my boss was using it to muffle his affair with the junior client manager. I hid. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( opera affair junior client manager )

At work today, I had an appointment with my psychiatrist. He recommended that I get out "excess energy" at work by staying longer. I tried it today. Thanks Doc. I stayed until 7:30. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( appointments psychiatrist shrink )

At work today, my parents came into work. Everybody knew that they were going to come in. Maybe that's the reason I got double the workload than normal. Mom and dad got to watch me file spreadsheets all day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( parents spreadsheets workload )

At work today, I was stuck on the "shoveling shift." Guess where? I work at a stable four blocks west of Central Park. I live in the most crowded city in the United States, and my job is shoveling horse manure. A lot of it. It's the busy season. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shoveling manure horses )

At work today, my shoes kept getting untied and I got made fun of a lot. I double knotted them to show all those jerks! Then I realized I'd tied my shoes together. I let them mock me, now. I'm dumbemployed.

by severals on 11/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shoes laces tied )

At work today, we were taking pictures of the office for the company newsletter. I managed to take about forty when I decided to check how it had gone. Turns out I had taken forty pictures. But I had the lens cap on. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( newsletter pictures lens cap )

At work today, I felt like I was talking to an eight year old. Every time I said something about our distribution plan, he said "Why?" It was why, why, why all day. I wasn't talking to an eight year old though. He's our regional supervisor and makes 30k more than me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/16/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( distributors regional why )

At work today, I was biking to work. It's usually a nice commute. But today, I ran into a pothole on the road and skidded about 14 feet. I'm lucky I'm alive. Of course, I was late. And my boss made me stay late too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( bike commute skidded )

At work today, I started getting anxious about the release of Windows 7. I upgrade all our software. I got my hands on a demo and started going- and then immediately crashed the system. I've stayed up all night reversing the changes to Vista. Which I hate. I'm dumbemployed.

by wanaseebones on 11/13/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( windows it upgrade )

At work today, I kept being teased by everyone in the office for getting a new haircut. At least they noticed. But the teasing went on so long that I couldn't take it anymore. I blew up. Now I'm hiding under my desk so nobody will bother me to apologize. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/13/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( haircut teasing hiding )

At work today, one of our customers came inside with fake fangs on. I asked him what he was doing. "Don't look at me," he said. "I'll only hurt you." I'm officially done with the vampire trend. At least I didn't get bit. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( fangs vampires bit )
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