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At work today, a few people were talking about what a great show "The Wire" is, which I've never seen. I asked one of them what it was about, and he started speaking real generally. When he left, the other two coworkers told me that he had only been pretending that he's seen it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/13/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( the wire tv shows liars )

At work today, I overhead two of my coworkers planning how they were going to "massively increase their salaries and booze money." My interest was piqued, so I walked a little closer. Turns out their plan was just to commit tax fraud. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/12/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( booze salary tax fraud )

At work today, my cube neighbor finally changed her longstanding CD of Michael Bolton songs. The new artist? Susan Boyle. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/11/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cube michael bolton susan boyle )

At work today, I was informed that any employee who wanted a "voluntary layoff" could take one in order to travel the world or do whatever it is you do with a severance package. The problem is that our severance amounted to a month's pay. I couldn't travel to Tennessee with that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/11/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( voluntary layoff layoffs severance )

At work today, I spied a cute coworker of mine looking at me. I then added her on Facebook. Facebook never tells you when you're rejected for a friend request. But the next time I saw her, I could tell. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/09/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( facebook friend rejected )

At work today, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was on the news. I was watching and my coworker joined me. I told him it was nerve-wracking. My coworker asked me "who is the dude with the sweet beard." I didn't tell him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/08/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ahmadinejad beard idiots )

At work today, all these old movie posters turned out to be stored in the back of the theatre. I wanted to take some of them home because they were really cool. Then I was told that I couldn't, because they were company property. They had been collecting dust. I''m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/08/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( movies posters company property )

At work today, we were told to sneeze into our forearms for "health purposes." Now I have another thing to feel guilty about. Thanks HR. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/07/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hr sneeze health )

At work today, the new guidelines for "customer interaction" arrived. Now, whenever we're within five feet of a customer, we have to say "How May I Help You?" Good luck on that one. I can't get my boss to say hello to me, let alone ask how he can help me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/06/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( guidelines how may i help you rude )

At work today, the naked ambition of my trainee was revealed for all to see. A customer came in and asked to see some of our computers. I started guiding him. Later, I caught my trainee saying to the customer that "he was the real boss." Soon he'll be fired. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/06/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ambition training jerk )

At work today, I commuted via roller blade, which is cool if you're gay in Miami. I live in Wichita and I'm straight. I took a bike lane, but I got honked at by trucks, yelled at from a jeep, and almost was hit by an empty coke can thrown at my face. My job isn't worth that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/04/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( roller blades honking trucks )

At work today, during our company wide meeting, our HR lady presented a slide listing all employees that had been terminated/laid off this month. Two of those employees had not received the bad news yet. Those two people were in the front row of the meeting. I'm dumbemployed.

by typhoidtrish on 06/04/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( layoffs company wide hr )
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