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At work today, I thought I'd make something different at the coffee machine. I decided to try mixing hot chocolate with our office coffee brewer. It definitely worked. But I also managed to break the machine. Don't tell anyone- I just ran away. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/14/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coffee hot chocolate break )

At work today, I had a blocked call come in on my cell phone. At first, I was incredibly excited that it might be an old friend or a cool guy. I answered. It wasn't just a telemarketer. It was a telemarketer who asked me if my workplace was hiring. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/13/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cell phones telemarketers jobs )

At work today, I could not get cell phone service in my building and was expecting a call from my boyfriend. I finally ended up running about 200 feet away and risked getting in trouble. Then I realized my phone wasn't on. And my coworkers were watching.  I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/12/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cell phones boyfriend running )

At work today, I noticed a guy was leaving fliers on the tables at our restaurant. I told him he had to leave and he asked me why. Then I took one of the fliers out of his hands. He was actually promoting another restaurant at ours. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/12/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fliers restaurant promotion )

At work today, I finally took the plunge and asked my very hot coworker if she wanted to grab a drink. She smiled and said yes. I was excited- until we got to the bar. There she pulled out a thick folder of documents and started talking about work. At least we split the check. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/11/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hot girl folder bar )

At work today, I was watching the trailer for the new Sherlock Holmes movie at my computer. I lost track of time and felt a tap on my shoulder. It was my coworker, Nick. "Cheerio, Holmes," he said in a British accent. That is not a catchphrase. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/10/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sherlock holmes trailer catchphrase )

At work today, my boss wanted me to go ahead and ship some letters. I'm an intern, so I want to do well. I went to the post office and asked my boss when I'd be reimbursed. Then he told me that our office has a mail room.  I spent a hundred bucks of my own money on stamps. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/10/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( letters shipping stamps )

At work today, I began the day by calling some friends from my work phone. "What's up, Playa!" I shouted at one. "Hello?" they said back. I realized that I'd actually called the Ohio head of the sales division. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/09/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( phone playa sales )

At work today, I walked to the 7-11 during my lunch break to get a sub sandwich. When I got there, I couldn't get anybody to come to the cash register. As a result, I got back to work five minutes late. I was then yelled at for ten minutes for wasting time. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/07/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( 7-11 lunch late )

At work today, I opened up my email to see a weird looking link from a close friend. I was sketched out, but I clicked on it. Didn't seem like anything. But apparently I'd opened a virus- and emailed it to everyone in my entire work email list. That's over 3,000 people. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/07/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( links virus internet )

At work today, I was representing a new work of art. I began to show them some of the details of the sculpture when I saw a cockroach and jumped back- into the sculpture. The piece was damaged, and the cockroach turned out to have been a piece of paper. I'm dumbemployed.

by jerhee on 04/04/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( art cockroach damage )

At work today, I was staring at this super cute guy at the end of the bar. I started making gaga eyes at him, and he was smiling for a bit. Then my coworker Steve came out and introduced us. "Jenny," he said, "this is my boyfriend." His name turned out to be Lance. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/03/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( bar boyfriend flirting )
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