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At work today, I was reorganizing my cubicle when my cubicle neighbor peered over. He asked me, very politely, to stop reorganizing my cubicle. I asked him why. He said he was trying to take a nap and didn't want to be disturbed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/12/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cubicles nap coworkers are crizazy )

At work today, I began researching every city our company could start a new office in. The list was pretty short since we can't go anywhere cold (we sell pools). Anyway, I finally got to Miami. My boss said it was no good because people are already used to the heat there. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/11/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( researching miami heat )

At work today, I was debugging a seriously flawed program that one of my coworkers had written. I was trying to find the base of the problem for a while when I finally got it. He'd accidentally plugged in an incorrect URL. It was one with a picture of him drinking. I'm dumbemployed.

by ub3rn3rd on 03/10/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( debugging computer programmer )

At work today, we made an "official announcement" about the economy. I read through about half of it, and they basically said they didn't know what was going on and that they were very scared. The worst part is that I thought it was actually a decent memo. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/10/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( announcement scared memos )

At work today, I had to clean up the dining area in the office. I didn't know why the refrigerator wasn't working. I learned it needed to be defrosted. Now I have to sop up melted ice every few hours. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/09/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dining cleaning refrigerator )

At work today, I was looking through the company handbook at all the things that were against the rules, like racism, ageism, and sexism. But to illustrate the ban, they had examples of everything that was inappropriate. I think I'm scarred for life. I'm dumbemployed.

by vakulak5 on 03/09/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( handbook scarred racism )

At work today, I was supposed to get a new employee to work under me. He was already fifteen minutes late when he called. He had an excuse for being late- his cousinĀ  had just driven in with some really good weed. I worked for him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/08/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (16) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( training cousin marijuana )

At work today, I started to worry that I'd forgotten to finish everything I needed to do. I panicked, of course, and ended up sweating a bit. One of my coworkers emailed me a few minutes later. It was the address of the nearest drug store, and a link to the Speed Stick website. I'm dumbemployed.

by quiet_kris on 03/08/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sweating speed stick stinking )

At work today, I was trying to invent a new drink (my bar is not a hot spot, let's say). I started doing the occasional "Cocktail" bottle trick too. Turns out flipping bottles is harder than it looks. I had to donate my tips to replace the bottle of Absolut I dropped. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/07/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( bar cocktail absolut )

At work today, I booked a flight from Chicago to LA. I found the flight direct on Priceline for pretty cheap, but we have to do everything through a corporate booker. My new, corporate booked flight makes me stop in three different cities. And it's more expensive. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/06/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( airplanes travelling bookers )

At work today, I tackled a project I'd been putting off for months. I was making a little headway when I decided to go to the coffee machine and get a French Vanilla Mocha. As of this writing, I'm at another computer in the office. The French Vanilla Mocha blasted my keyboard. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/05/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coffee french vanilla mocha keyboard )

At work today, I tried to settle a longstanding feud with my coworker. He always sings the song from Ferris Bueller with the deep voiced guy, but he never gets the notes right. I pulled it up on YouTube and he agreed I was right. Now he sings "We Will Rock You." Horribly. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/05/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( feuds ferris bueller youtube )
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