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At work today, I suggested a pet hamster to a woman who thought a cat would be too big for her son. She squinted and shook her head. "Robby has a problem with hamsters. We had one. He hid it in a very unusual place, and you know how high medical bills are these days." Whoa. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/03/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (22) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cat hamster medical bills )

At work today, I twittered from my cell phone in the bathroom because upper management finally noticed I twitter all day on my work computer. We're not allowed to use cell phones at our desks either. Yet I've always done all my work, quickly and well. I'm dumbemployed.

by CelestialAxis on 06/01/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( bathroom twitter cell phones )

At work today, I had to go through an HR Management firm's brochure that compared their work to Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man, Rodin's The Thinker and various Greek gods and heroes. I'm dumbemployed.

by LennyRay on 05/31/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( brochure greek gods heroes )

At work today, some people I know were going to a restaurant after work. Before I left for the day, I cleaned the bathrooms. I skipped the restaurant- I'd lost my appetite. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/31/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( restaurant bathrooms appetite )

At work today, we begged for a new lease in our record store's current location. No dice. Now it's going to become a parking lot. There are three on the block already. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/30/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lease parking lot record store )

At work today, I was on a call helping an employee in another city with a technical problem when I was paged with an emergency. The emergency? The person in the Video Conference Room could not find the 'mute' button on the remote control. I'm dumbemployed.

by MrBob on 05/29/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( videoconferencing technical work mute )

At work today, some protesters outside our hospital were anti-Obama healthcare. To each their own. But I will say this- just because I'm wearing scrubs doesn't mean I'm deciding the future of American healthcare. And it doesn't mean you can hit me in the head with your sign. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/28/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( protesters healthcare doctor )

At work today, I bumped my head on a fire escape sign while following someone into the boardroom. I had a slow trickle of blood on my head for the entire meeting. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/28/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( blood fire escape meeting )

At work today, we started carrying Red Bull mini shots. I guess college is starting up again. One guy came in and only bought those shots. His bill? $118.92. He seemed to be happy about it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/27/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( red bull mini shots bill )

At work today, I really, really needed to cut my nails. I'm a cashier, and they're gross. But the only scissors were in the break room. I was all alone and cut quickly. Then I saw three of my coworkers watching me from the doorway. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cut scissors fingernails )

At work today, I prayed that they'd finally turn on the heat. They realized it was a problem- and handed all of us company branded blankets. Somehow, it's not the same. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( heat blankets cold )

At work today, I used my break at Target to play the demo videogames. Of course, my manager said I needed to leave those to the customers. I've spent my last three paychecks on videogames. But if they want, I'm happy to go to Best Buy instead. Good customer service, guys. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( videogames paycheck customer service )
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