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At work today, I tried putting some hair gel in my hair (I'm a dude). My coworker noticed- and asked me if I was going to cameo on Jersey shore. I'm dumbemployed.

by englandsdream on 12/03/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hair hair gel jersey shore )

At work today, I finally got to leave my desk at the force. Then I found out I was being assigned to be a Segway cop. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/01/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( segway cop police )

At work today, I was playing music at my desk. I admit it was pretty loud. My coworker not only asked me to turn it down. He stole my headphones while I was in the bathroom. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/29/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( music desk headphones )

At work today, I was browsing the net killing time when I saw a banner ad for my own company. Out of curiosity, I clicked. "Page not found." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/28/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( browsing banner curiosity )

At work today, I ran out of long winter socks and had to wear footie type things. Then I found out I was going to be slinging shopping carts in the snow all day. Mmm, wet ankles. I'm dumbemployed.

by madtight on 11/26/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( footie socks winter )

At work today, I asked a customer to sign his receipt. His signature? "Poop." I called him on it- talk about an awkward conversation. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/25/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( poop signatures receipt )

At work today, I dropped a knife in the kitchen. Thankfully, it didn't hit a person. It did, however, impale a roach. I don't know if it's good or bad. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/24/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( knife kitchen cockroach )

At work today, my haircut elicited some comments around the garage. I shaved my entire head. So my new nickname now is "Skinhead"- that's not what I intended. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( shaved skinhead garage )

At work today, I had a beer before work. Then my manager yelled at me for showing up drunk- even though he smelled like pot. I'm dumbemployed.

by walrus_blue on 11/21/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( beer marijuana drunk )

At work today, I started an office dance party. Great idea, right? It would have been- but it lasted over an hour. Wow. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dance party office hour )

At work today, I put on my apron. A roach scrambled out the pocket. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( apron cockroach pocket )

At work today, I was telling a group of school children about giraffes. I explained their long necks were for reaching leaves. "I don't get it," a kid said. "Why don't they just cut down the tree?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( giraffes school children leaves )
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