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At work today, my little brother shadowed me at work. I like my job as a park ranger. But he's a little sour. "Couldn't you get a job inside?" he asked me. You're welcome. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/08/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( park ranger outside brother )

At work today, I sang my heart out during after work karaoke. I was in high school choir and thought I was good. I was hoping for an encore request. Instead, my coworkers booed me. Sigh. I'm dumbemployed.

by skyjinx on 04/06/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( karaoke after work booed )

At work today, I begged my coworker for forgiveness. You know how sometimes you switch shifts with somebody and forget? I do that sometimes. Like, 10 times so far. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/06/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( forgiveness switch shifts )

At work today, they put in new lights which make the food look bright, appear more vibrant and increase the overall attractiveness of the dish. They installed them in the kitchen. Not the restaurant and banquet rooms. I'm dumbemployed.

by hbk134 on 04/05/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lights food kitchen )

At work today, I was listening to the radio and heard my coworker scream. Then the girl on the radio screamed. The show was about "bad jobs." My coworker had called in while still at work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/03/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( radio bad jobs screaming )

At work today, I finally tackled the expense reports I was supposed to do. Then I realized I didn't need to do any- my company never gives me any money to spend. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/03/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( expense report money spend )

At work today, there was a weird smell coming from somewhere in the building. I looked in my desk drawers. I looked under my chair. I looked behind my computer. Then I realized it was me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/29/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( weird smell strange )

At work today, I walked the mall grounds as usual. I'm a security guard. But for about 20 minutes, someone was following me. At first I was scared. Then I realized it's the most interesting thing that's happened to me on the job. I'm dumbemployed.

by teacupwish on 03/29/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( following security guard mall )

At work today, we had a sale on, of all things, extra large toothpaste tubes. Guess what our top seller today was? Cigarettes. Like every day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( toothpaste sale cigarette )

At work today, I was tasked with beating out the carpet in the front entryway. Well, before I beat it out, I tried simply shaking it clean. Not a good idea. I'm still covered in dust. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( carpet dust beating )

At work today, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about aliens. I work in a factory- they aren't the smartest people. They were hoping that aliens were real. And I'd like to be abducted. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/25/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( aliens factory abducted )

At work today, I got a phone call from an executive. "I know that someone like you can help me." He paused. "What do we call our really low level employees?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/24/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( low level executive help )
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