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At work today, I showed up for the first day in crutches. A major drag. I got a bunch of sympathy from most people, but one coworker was really sad. She asked me if I'd ever walk again. I am walking already! I'm on crutches! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/05/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( crutches walking sympathy )

At work today, I was trying to listen to music over my computer's internet connection. Every single site was blocked. Then I looked on the computer behind me. My coworker was spending all day on TMZ and Perez. That makes sense. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/05/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( music perez hilton tmz )

At work today, I just had my summer school students watch a movie. It was too hot to learn. After the movie, we talked about some of the issues involved. Nobody had answers. They'd all been sleeping. Even watching a movie was too hard. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/05/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( summer school movie sleeping )

At work today, I interviewed a middle aged man for an office position. He was quite odd and was wearing a silver zoot suit. After informing him that he had to pass a mandatory drug test, he replied, "Seriously? Does blow count?" I'm dumbemployed.

by papabear on 10/02/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( zoot suit cocaine drug test )

At work today, we were supposed to assemble a small puzzle for demonstration of a new glue sealant. The only problem is that none of us were able to get the darn puzzle to work. We ended up finishing half of it and sealing it. The puzzle was meant for children. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/01/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( puzzle sealant children )

At work today, some teenagers started a mini gang war in my mall. Great. I just make smoothies. There weren't any guns, but they were throwing around the smoothies that I'd just made them. I got peach chunks right in the eye. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/01/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gang war smoothies peaches )

At work today, I was googling myself. Mmm it feels good. Except it didn't today. I got surpassed in the number one result. By who? A high school football player in Oklahoma. I just got my MBA. I'm dumbemployed.

by scribbler88 on 09/29/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( googling football mba )

At work today, the gym was packed in the morning, so I decided to work out after work. I brought some papers with me. Turns out the treadmills aren't as stable as I thought. My documents dropped and got stuck inside. They're calling a technician. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/28/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gym documents treadmill )

At work today, I spoke to a few international customers who were interesting for the most part. Then I told them my title. "But you," the man said, "you're a woman. Surely this is a mistake?" Then I explained that I knew more about business than they did. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/26/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( international opportunities woman business )

At work today, I was taking a cigarette break when my coworker asked to bum a cigarette. I wouldn't mind that sort of thing normally. I'm a nice guy. But it's the fourth cigarette he's tried to bum today. There's a store down the street, buddy. I still gave it to him, though. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cigarette bum excessive )

At work today, I accidentally used my external hard drive on a company Mac instead of my PC. It reformatted the drive. Now I have to go to the computer store before lunch in order to recover all my day's work. I won't be reimbursed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( external hard drive computers mac )

Dumbemployed Guest Post: At work today, a co-worker convinced me to go away with him for the weekend. But after dinner he drove the wrong way down a one-way street and a cop pulled us over. He said he was going to be arrested, which made no sense, but sure enough he was spread eagle against the trunk and they impounded the car. I was left alone two hours from home and had to take the train. I'm dumbemployed. Guest Post by: My Very Worst Date

by anonymous on 09/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( arrested stranded co-workers )
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