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At work today, I got an email from a coworker. THANKS, it said, FOR ALL THE HELP WITH INTERNET. I guess I didn't help enough. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/01/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( internet capslock yelling )

At work today, I counted my register and fell 12 dollars short, at which point I was told I'd make it up from my wages. I didn't make enough this shift to pay for it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/31/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( 12 dollars cash register short )

At work today, I shed about thirty pounds in the sweatroom of our kitchen. So did my coworker- and he wasn't wearing gloves. Gross. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/30/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sweat sweating kitchen )

At work today, I ended a call with our salesguy with "Love ya." Now I have a seriously worded email about boundaries. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/28/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sales guys love boundaries )

At work today, I watered the office plant with tap water. The soil sizzled a little. That's the water I drink. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/27/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( plant water sizzle )

At work today, I got a resignation email from an employee saying that he needed to be, quote, "treated with respekt". I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/26/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( respect resignation email )

At work today, I heard the song "Jump" playing and so I jumped. Then I found out the VP was behind me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/25/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( jump van halen song )

At work today, I sponged down my desk. It took three to remove all the dust. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dust sponge desk )

At work today, I spent the day watching Olympics. From 1984. Now that's procrastination. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( olympics 1984 tv )

At work today, we conducted competitor research. The sad thing is that our competitor is The Waffle House. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( competitor research the waffle house )

At work today, my friend Jane started at my job. Serving up fries. My friend Jane also quit today. I've been here 4 years. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fries friend jane )

At work today, I was asked to monitor an online reservations site for dinner openings. I assumed it was for a company meal. It was for my boss's date. Im dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( online reservations dinner date )
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