Register | About | RSS RSS | Login

Just Dumb

At work today, I broke the first rule of good customer service. I told the customer he was wrong. He was also racist, of course. But that doesn't matter to my manager. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/04/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( customer service racist manager )

At work today, I was waiting a table and the sommelier kept jockeying for turf. It was like a battle against each other for space. Well, nobody won. Neither of us got a tip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/03/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( table sommelier turf )

At work today, I tackled the quarterly reports. They tackled back. Each time I tried to download the file, my computer crashed. Good stuff. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/02/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( quarterly report download file )

At work today, window washers were working on our building. I placed my hand on the glass and high fived the guy through it. It was the most significant moment I had all day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/30/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( window washers windows high five )

At work today, my coworker Jack snuck up behind me on the street. "Marita! What's up!" He was yelling. I turned and stopped but he had nothing to say. I kept walking. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/28/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( marita yelling sidewalk )

At work today, the judge I'm interning for had a profile in the paper. Interview quote: "Sometimes, the assistants are clunkers. You just wait for the next group." Thanks boss. I'm dumbmemployed.

by names_in_lights on 09/27/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( judge interning interview )

At work today, my daughter wanted to shop for clothes at the store where I work. My coworkers "helped"- by recommending the most expensive items. Thanks guys. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/26/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( clothes expensive daughter )

At work today, I went to acupuncture at lunch. Not the best idea. When I came back to work, I passed out halfway down the hallway. Fun with needles. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/25/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( acupuncture lunch fainting )

At work today, I overheard my coworkers talking about Halliburton. At first, I thought they might be debating it. Then I realized they were trying to figure out what it was. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( halliburton debating stupid )

At work today, a research firm toured our building to write a report about it. Only afterwards did our tour guide realize she forgot an entire floor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( research tour floor )

At work today, I was staffed to fold clothes. The weird thing is that I was folding our "naturally rumpled" line of clothing. So I was making intentionally wrinkled clothes neat. I'm dumbemployed.

by sweetlykhoney06 on 09/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( clothes folding wrinkled )

At work today, I started an inter-office feud. The battle is over large, plastic paperclips. So far, I've managed to swipe 10 from my coworker. His retaliation thus far? Egg on my keyboard. This is already out of hand. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( feuds prank paperclips )
Username:

Password:

Remember: