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At work today, our bar had "Coyote Ugly" night. I'm glad that I just work as a waitress and not a bartender. Our bartenders got on the bar. Problem: the bar was wet. We had a major head injury when Toni fell. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/05/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
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At work today, I tried to score a date for my sister's wedding. My method? Asking out all my coworkers as a joke, and hoping the ones I liked would take it seriously. That didn't work so well. Now I'm going on a date with my intern. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/05/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
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At work today, we heard a song on the radio while getting ready to close. It was a laid back country song, but the lyrics didn't fit at all. It was all about a guy finding out about his girl cheating. "If I were your only one, why does our son look just like Jim?" I'm dumbemployed.

by thelifers on 02/02/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
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At work today, we released a new coupon for thirty percent off. Good idea, right? Wrong. Turns out that most people read the three as an eight. My manager agreed and gave eighty percent off. Now we have to figure out a way to pay it back. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/01/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coupon thirty percent eighty percent )

At work today, I had to go down to the warehouse to see if they'd managed to unload our inventory. All of the guys were taking a break out back. I asked what the problem was. They said union rules give them three breaks an hour. For once, even the union said they were wrong. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/01/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( warehouse break union )

At work today, the receptionist walked past and smelled of poo. Usually, she smells like bad B.O. I don't know which is worse, but both are awful. I'm dumbemployed.

by amazonx on 02/01/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( body odor poo smell )

At work today, I received a call from someone who works in India. I answer the phone "Hello, how can I help you?" The first thing he asks me? "Hi, do you speak English?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/30/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
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At work today, the most haunting piano music was playing in our electronics store. "Someone actually knows how to play piano!" I thought. No, they'd just switched the demo radios. Soon they were changed back to Z103. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/29/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( piano electronics demo )

At work today, a clown came around the neighborhood. Great. That's always fun. I'm a crossing guard. Why don't you try keeping kids away from clowns? It's harder than it should be, since clowns are so scary. I'm dumbemployed.

by gabigodzirra on 01/29/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( clown crossing guard kids )

At work today, I wore shorts in to the office. I know it's a little bad, but it's like 95 outside! What was I supposed to do? I got in trouble- the reason was that my legs were too hairy. Uh, I am a guy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/27/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
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At work today, my ex-boyfriend was browsing our music store. Yuck. He actually came to my register. I looked at his CDs- they were all country music. "You like this crap?" I asked him. He shook his head but said that his current girlfriend did. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/27/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ex-boyfriend cds country music )

At work today, we all went by the creek next to our office for an "inspirational" work session and meeting. Everybody took off their shoes and dunked their feet in the river. That was when I realized I hadn't cut my toenails in a month. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/24/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( creek barefoot toenails )
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