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At work today, I wore a pair of sandals to work. My coworker insisted on pointing them out. But she's old and calls them "thongs." Now the whole store thinks that I'm a hoochie. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( thongs sandals hoochie )

At work today, some of the people in my department discovered I was on the high school debate team. They teased me all day. Good lord. They kept yelling "objection!" That's not a debate term. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( debate tease objection )

At work today, my boss was talking about "Entourage" and saying his group of friends was just like the group on the show. "Take me for example," he said. "I'm Vince." I've seen the television show. Trust me boss. You're Turtle. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( entourage vince turtle )

At work today, the phone kept on ringing non stop. So annoying! I asked the receptionist why she didn't answer. She kept filing her nails and told me that she would answer it, but talking to people was just so annoying. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( phone receptionist ringing )

At work today, my cubicle neighbor kept hitting the wall between us. I coughed a couple of times to try and get him to stop. He didn't. I said his name. He kept going. I stood up and looked over the wall. He wasn't hitting his hand. He was hitting his head. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cubicles head hitting )

At work today, I experienced my first day on the job with crutches. My union guarantees me work, and I go in because I have a family. Turns out the job is a little harder than I thought. I'm a construction worker. With two broke legs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( union crutches legs )

At work today, a weird guy came in trying to get people to sign his city council position. The guy seemed like he was harassing customers and just being a bit of a problem. I stopped him to check out what he was circulating. It was for my mom's campaign for mayor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( petition city council mayor )

At work today, I looked in the mirror and saw my shirt had a huge sweat stain on the back. EWWW! I tried to change in the bathroom stall. Somehow, I got walked in on. The door was locked. And the person was not a girl. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ewww bathroom changing )

At work today, I was listening to the radio on the commute. The two wacky morning DJs were saying all the jobs they'd never have. Garbage man, post office guy, and McDonalds worker. I've had all those jobs. And I still have the third. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( garbage mailman mcdonalds )

At work today, my brother and sister came into work. A coworker saw us together. "You two are brother and sister," he said and pointed. Then he pointed at me. "So were you adopted? You don't look as good as them." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( brother sister adoption )

At work today, a customer asked me to flavor their coffee with cocoa. Not a problem, we do it all the time. The next person in line asked for it too. But they said they wanted the whole candy bar dunked into their drink. I hate to bring it up, but that's not how it works. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cocoa coffee shop flavor )

At work today, I was updating my MySpace profile. A coworker came up behind me and hit me in the head, telling me to use Facebook instead. OK. I'm on Facebook already. Can you understand why I'm not friends with the guy who hit me in the head? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( myspace facebook hitting )
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