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At work today, I got something in my eye but still had to tell customers what theatre their movie was in. So I was blinking and talking. As one guy walked away, I heard him tell his young son to feel sorry for the "poor retarded woman" taking tickets. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( eye theatre blinking )

At work today, we had a woman come into our grocery with reusable bags. Except instead of being made of hemp or cloth, they were normal plastic bags that she had stapled together. "Waste not, want not," she said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( grocery bags reusable )

At work today, I was doing standup for a chiropractor convention. I thought they'd be attentive, but they were heckling the whole time. They aren't even real doctors. At least I'm a real stand up comedian. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/17/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( chiropractor doctors comedian )

At work today, we were doing charitable face painting at a fair. Most of the kids were very nice. But I overheard one of them as they were walking away. "Mommy," she said, "why didn't I get a real artist?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/15/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( face painting kids charity )

At work today, my boss had me talk to this one customer who apparently has a crush on me. I'm pretty sure that's illegal, but I did it. Afterward, my boss took me aside and frowned. "Couldn't you have looked nice today?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/15/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( crush nice frowned )

At work today, a customer forced me to look in all the register drawers for a gift card envelope, even though I told her we ran out last week. We have 26 registers in the store. I still didn't find her envelope. She huffed off, annoyed at me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/14/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gift cards envelopes register )

At work today, I had one customer ask me exactly what type of gas they should put in their car. I told them a premium just to be safe- it was a nice car. When she had to pay the bill, she didn't seem to like my advice anymore. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/14/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gas premium bill )

At work today, I was working with a patient that has very misshapen teeth. I explained to him the procedure for putting on braces and how we could even use transparent ones. He complained that he wouldn't look cool in front of his friends. The patient was in his forties. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/12/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( teeth braces cool )

At work today, we were doing some work on cabinets for this rich lady. It involved some sawing since we were replacing a lot of the wood in back, which had been eaten through. She walked in halfway through with a martini in her hand and asked if we had to "saw so loudly." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/11/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cabinets sawing wood )

At work today, I was trying to get somebody to fill out a survey about the legal industry. He kept asking me "who I was really working for." I told him the name of my company and he laughed. "I've never heard of them." The sad thing is I actually believe it. I'm dumbemployed.

by kaftansmeha on 04/10/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( surveys legal fake companies )

At work today, I was pretty upset about my job. Even though I already hate it. I distribute energy drinks to people on the street. For the first time, I had someone drink theirs and then throw the can on the ground. I had to pick it up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/08/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( energy drinks litter cans )

At work today, we began reciting this pitch for "summer lemonade" to all the customers we seat. Customers hate hostesses enough, but reciting a sales pitch makes it worse. During my spiel about "our delicious cooling drink," none of the customers made eye contact with me. I'm dumbemployed.

by mademoiselle_em on 04/07/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hostess lemonade restaurant )
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