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At work today, a few kids were browsing in the magazine section while I shelved some books. I looked over the top of the shelf to see what they were reading. One of them was actually reading the magazine Forbes. I was impressed. The other was reading porn. I''m dumbemployed.

by hagane_no_ed on 06/07/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( magazines kids porn )

At work today, the whistling in my ears wouldn't stop. I was jumping up and down like water was in my ear. Then somebody grabbed my shoulders. A customer had thought that I was having a heart attack. I''m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/07/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( whistling heart attack jumping )

At work today, I was killing weeds and had to spray some purple wildflowers, which are really a problem here. Later, the customer called my boss to say that I'd killed her garden. Lady, weeds aren't a garden. They're weeds. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/04/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( weeds gardener landscaping )

At work today, I taught the adult swim class. That's usually a blast, but today a middle aged man came in and practically belly flopped into the pool. It's an intermediate class. This guy was wearing floaties on his upper arms and refused to leave. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/03/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( swimming floaties middle aged )

At work today, I had this convo: Me:Hello? J:Stop calling me! Me:But you called me. J:You called before. Me:OK, what was it about? J: Shouldn't you know? You called me! Me:I call people for many reasons. What's your name so I can look it up? J: No way, stop calling! Click. I'm dumbemployed.

by papabear on 06/02/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( calls mistakes upset )

At work today, a real Sopranos type of guy came into the store and browsed the aisles. When he got to my checkout line, I was confused by what he'd bought. He plopped a set of bandages, some rubbing alcohol, and some food on the counter. The weird part? The food was organic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/02/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sopranos bandages organic )

At work today, angry women kept yelling at me. That's because I was working a sample sale. Have you heard of these? They're an excuse for human beings to act like wolverines. And I get the chance to work one tomorrow. I should really bring a gun. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/02/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( angry sample sale wolverines )

At work today, some hot shot young guy was being fit for a suit. He looked pretty good in it, I have to admit. But apparently he asked the person who helped him if they had a "low rider" version of the pants. It's a suit, not a pair of jeans. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/01/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( suit low rider jeans )

At work today, this guy came in wanting us to assemble his bike for him. I told him the rates and time estimate. He seemed surprised. I asked what was wrong. Apparently, he didn't think he'd have to pay. Even though he bought the bike somewhere else. I'm dumbemployed.

by sasahu on 06/01/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( bike rates assembly )

At work today, I gave a customer directions to Genuardi's Grocery. The customer was in my store. I work at Acme Grocery. I'm dumbemployed.

by MelJark on 05/30/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( grocery directions competition )

At work today, I was delivering subs the other side of town, which was a huge pain. After getting stuck in traffic, the house I delivered to claimed the sub was free. They said the 30 minute law came into play. First, we don't do that. Second, it's definitely not a law. I'm dumbemployed.

by calistia on 05/30/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sibs delivery 30 minute law )

At work today, one of my patients had a truly stunning number of cavities. I showed him how to floss and brush his teeth and he nodded like I was an idiot. I told him to avoid sugar and he did the same. His bill was high. Later I saw him in the parking lot chugging Mountain Dew. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/29/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cavities dentist sugar )
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