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At work today, a customer insisted we redeem her coupon for a taco salad. I'd explained several times that we don't sell taco salads at this location. Why doesn't anyone read the menu board? "Chicken or Burgers, no taco's!" I said. The sad thing is that this happens all the time. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/31/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( customer tacos salad )

At work today, I watched as one of my employees interacted with a customer. I need to have a training session on why it's bad to curse at the customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/29/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cursing training employees )

At work today, the bathroom was really, really noisy. I knocked and asked if the customer was ok. She came out a few minutes later. I found used needles on the toilet seat. I had to buy gloves just to pick them up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/28/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( bathroom drugs needles )

At work today, I heard two people in the dressing room. I assumed it was a couple having "fun," so I kicked down the door. It wasn't a couple- it was a mom and her newborn. Nice work, me. The baby cried instantly. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/26/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( dressing room newborn crying )

At work today, I served a young guy and his middle aged parents. They were nice enough. But the only one to drink was the mom- and she drank enough that her son and husband had to walk her out of the restaurant. Another lovely day at work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/26/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drinking mom son )

At work today, a young woman shopping at our store was visibly drunk. She wobbled around and even stunk a little of whiskey. I work in a maternity store. I'm dumbemployed.

by zara_444 on 07/26/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drunk maternity whiskey )

At work today, I had a client ask me if we provided day care services just because we sell jungle gyms. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/25/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( day care jungle gyms toys )

At work today, a student of mine decided to debate me on the definition of Galaxy. Here’s a tip: anytime your definition involves a candy bar, you’re probably wrong. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/25/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( galaxy student teacher )

At work today, a guy came into our restaurant with a woman. He asked for two tables for one, placed as far apart as possible. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/25/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant woman tables )

At work today, a guy in his thirties wanted to buy a very nice pressed shirt. It explicitly says that it needs to be dry-cleaned to care for its fine Italian material. He asked me if it was also wrinkle free. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/25/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( thirties shirt italian )

At work today, I had to help an old woman use the self-checkout. I manually ran through her avocados, apple juice, and toilet paper. That was all she bought. Some “self-checkout.” I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/24/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( self-checkout grocery old people )

At work today, I showed a young couple some carpet samples. They asked if they could take them home to use for their art. Unfortunately, I don’t get a commission on that. I’m dumbemployed.

by stoopka on 07/24/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( carpet young couple )
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