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At work today, I had a customer trade in a jet ski for a 10 year old Honda. And they say the economy is recovering. I'm dumbemployed.

by mad_bullet on 08/02/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( jet ski car trade in )

At work today, I sold an 8 dollar item and the customer required 2 credit cards to pay for it. I'm dumbemployed.

by madeiiniheaven on 08/01/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( credit card selling split )

At work today, I sold a nice Chevy Malibu to a customer who said it was a "midlife crisis." If that's a midlife crisis, I don't want to know what the rest of his life is like. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/31/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( midlife crisis chevy cars )

At work today, a few people picketed our store for a union. That didn't stop one of the ladies from buying a shirt from our store. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/29/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( picket union shirt )

At work today, I sold three tickets to the matinee of our play. It was for a five year old girl and her really fat dad. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/28/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( fat dad matinee )

At work today, I told a customer his fly was undone. Then he accused me of sexual harassment. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/27/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( fly zipper sexual harassment )

At work today, I sheltered a customer under an umbrella. Then, he asked that I give it to him: my umbrella. I did it and got soaked. I'm dumbemployed.

by fabricateur on 07/26/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( umbrella rain wet )

At work today, I installed cable television in a 2 year old's bedroom. I'm dumbemployed.

by quirky_circe on 07/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cable baby installation )

At work today, we had a customer bring his flask to our fast food restaurant and fill it with soda. I'm dumbemployed.

by oakiegirl on 07/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( flask fast food soda )

At work today, my newest client forgot his password to log in to our system twice. His password was "password." I'm dumbemployed.

by stellisquirrel on 07/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( password login password )

At work today, a massive recall had customers complaining to me personally. I couldn't do anything about it- except wear ear plugs. I'm dumbemployed.

by calgary_thrift on 07/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( recall complaints ear plugs )

At work today, we got a comment on our company blog from a customer. Well, a spammer. It's our first comment in 3 years blogging. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( spammer comment blogging )
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