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At work today, I had to advise some people for a party we're planning. They wanted to know what soda would go best with the steak. I told them they should have wine instead. Then they reminded me the party was for Alcoholics Anonymous. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/05/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( alcoholics anonymous soda party )

At work today, this one twenty something guy was looking at TVs. I noticed that his shoes were both untied and I told him. He looked up and gave me the dirtiest look I've ever seen. "You don't think I know that," he said. He bought a plasma. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/04/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tvs plasma shoes )

At work today, this one woman was shopping with her son. OK, that's fine. I was working the dressing room though, and she insisted on going inside with the kid. OK, that would be fine. But I think the son was about 16. I said nothing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/04/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( dressing room 16 old )

At work today, I was in charge of putting magazines customers read back into the racks. Not fun. I found one pile that was ten magazines tall. Nine of them were about sports. The tenth one? Interior design. Somebody has eclectic taste. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/04/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( magazines sports interior design )

At work today, we had a sale on 10-pack mechanical pencils. They literally flew off the shelves. A customer later complained to me that she wanted a 10-pack of pencils, so I said I could give her two 5-packs for the price of the 10-pack. She glared and stormed off. I don't get it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/02/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( pencils 10 pack 5 pack )

At work today, we were uploading customer data into our main server. Guess when the main server crashed? Unfortunately, we still had to get all the data. I work at a dermatologist. All our customers had to handwrite exactly where they had a rash. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/01/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( rash dermatologist handwrite )

At work today, the loneliest guy showed up at my workplace. He kept adjusting his hair and making these weird little guttural noises. At first I was confused why he was nervous. Then I realized- he was my first grade boyfriend. I'm dumbemployed.

by sarshintransit on 09/30/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hair workplace first grade )

At work today, I had to head down to Sullivan to pick up envelopes. On the street, I ran into a guy I recognized from the store. He usually came in with his wife. When I saw him, he looked different. He was dressed up as a woman. I winked at him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/28/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sullivan envelopes tranny )

At work today, a customer kept asking for more napkins, over and over. I finally decided to see what he needed them for. I found out, unfortunately. His son was at the table, projectile vomiting on the floor. Have these people not heard of restrooms? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/28/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( vomit napkin table )

At work today, the third security guard in a month had issues with a customer. Weirdness. The problem? Our customers keep shop lifting and the guards keep tazing. At least we don't use guns. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/26/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( security guard tazer gun )

At work today, some kids were crowded around a video game in the store. That's the usual situation. But this time it was a bunch of girls. They were playing a fighting game, and I'm pretty sure I heard a six year old with pigtails yell "Behead him!" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/26/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( videogames fighting pigtails )

At work today, the new kid was helping somebody buy a couch. He asked them what they'd use the couch for and they said sitting, obviously. Then they mentioned they wanted it to fold out into a bed, too. Then the kid asked what they'd be using the bed for. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( furniture couch beds )
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