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At work today, my cash register broke. Normally, it tells me the change to give. The sad thing? It took me a pen and paper to figure it out on my own. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/02/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cash register change math )

At work today, I sold a board game to a teenage guy. He seemed excited until I had a transparent bag for it. "Uh," he said, "I need something nobody can see. Do you realize how embarrassing this is?" I'm dumbemployed.

by wallythewalrus on 12/01/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( embarrassed bag board game )

At work today, I sold a customer a .60 Hershey bar. He paid with a 20 and wanted $19 worth of change in quarters. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/30/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( customer hershey quarters )

At work today, I had a customer ask to see my office. Uh, I sell coffee from a van. Isn't it obvious? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/29/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( office van weird )

At work today, a group came inside and asked for donuts, coffee, and brandy. One of those doesn't fit at a Caribou Coffee. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/27/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( donuts coffee brandy )

At work today, I sold a customer a USB drive. He looked real happy. Then he asked where he could buy USBs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/26/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( usb drive happy )

At work today, a 35 year old woman wanted to know what toy to get her kid. I recommended an Avatar doll. She went with a GI Joe knockoff instead. Sorry kid. I'm dumbemployed.

by nancykimjang on 11/25/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( toys toy store avatar )

At work today, I was teaching 4 year olds to swim. There were more parents with video cameras than kids. I'm dumbemployed.

by valasam on 11/24/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( swimming teaching parents )

At work today, I discovered that I'm afraid of my job. The reason? Customers hit on my constantly. I'd expect it in a bar. But at a hardware store it's just creepy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hit bar hardware )

At work today, I was valeting cars at our night club. Do you even know how many drunk drivers I handed the wheel? I should probably be convicted. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( valet cars drunk )

At work today, I went to the gym after work. Do you know how awkward it is to see a coffee shop customer there? While nude? I'm dumbemployed.

by missmdaniels on 11/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gym coffee shop nude )

At work today, I was trying to train kids for the SAT. I started with the verbal portion. Step one? Explain what "verbal" means. Yikes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sat verbal training )
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