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At work today, the police came inside just to grab their coffee as usual. Well, about three young kids immediately dashed out. I don't know what they did. But they never came back inside. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/29/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( police kids ran )

At work today, we were all pretty nervous because of the threat of a wildfire in the area. I guess that's part of working at a state park. The biggest risk was stopping all the tourists from taking pictures. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/29/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( nervous wildfire park )

At work today, a few guys in the bar were watching a boxing match. They were pretty loud, but I could understand. It was a good match. "Do you think I'd be a heavyweight or welterweight?" one of them shouted at me. At 300 pounds, he shouldn't have had to ask. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/26/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( boxing heavyweight welterweight )

At work today, I was trying to give directions to a group of Japanese tourists. Surprisingly, they were actually nodding their heads a lot as I spoke. So I thought I was getting through. Then they proceeded the opposite way I'd told them. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/26/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( directions tourists japanese )

At work today, I was meeting with a client to review a construction work order. The plan was to start in early October, but he wanted to push the date up to September, which would cost an extra 10% for him. I asked why- turns out he wants to see a show on Broadway. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/23/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( client construction broadway )

At work today, we were making nametags for our customers and assumed that no customer would have a name that was too long to fit. Then we met Fenimore Alistair Cooperton. A man like that needs a new name more than a new nametag. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/23/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( nametags names long )

At work today, somebody inspired me to blink at our customers seven times in quick succession. I don't exactly know why. Anyway, I was caught mid flight. But the person was doctor. He said I had blepharospasm. I'm dumbemployed.

by questionunposed on 01/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( inspired blink flight )

At work today, we had a special sample of zucchini bread we were handing out to all our customers. "What's zucchini?" an older woman asked. I told her it was a vegetable, but apparently that wasn't enough description. She accused me of making it up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( zucchini vegetable description )

At work today, an upset customer wanted to speak to the manager, so I called the manager over. After their interaction, my manager begins to "talk" to me on why they were called over. He expressed how upset he was with me because the customer was upset with him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( manager angry talk )

At work today, three bad things happened: 1. I told a customer they had to leave the store. 2. The customer turned out to be my boss's son. 3. It was all on security videotape. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( three bad things leave son )

At work today, I overheard a mother and her daughter talking in the dressing room. "Mom, it doesn't look good." "I don't care, you're wearing it." "He won't like it." "No boy wouldn't like that lingerie, honey." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( mother daughter lingerie )

At work today, curiosity got to me and I tried out a Crackberry from my coworker. A customer saw me on it and called me out. I told him not to worry- it wasn't mine. "You stole that Blackberry?" he asked me. He was horrified. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( crackberry blackberry horrified )
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