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At work today, I ripped off a customer unwillingly. He gave me twenty extra bucks. I didn't notice because he handed me crumpled up, dirty bills. Should I really have to unfold dollars with snot on them? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/04/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ripped twenty bucks snot )

At work today, I got rid of the last leftover turkey from Thanksgiving. Yes, Thanksgiving. I don't know if it's weirder they bought the turkey or that they refused to tell me why they'd waited so long. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/03/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( thanksgiving turkey weird )

At work today, there was a recall of these strollers that, apparently, cut off babies' fingers. One customer came in and asked if they were on sale now. Really? I'm dumbemployed.

by tcollette on 09/30/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( strollers product recall sales )

At work today, a drunk guy insisted he'd given me a 20 instead of a 10. I showed him the bill. His response? I "forged it." Sure I did. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/29/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drunk 20 10 )

At work today, I sold a piece of apple pie to a customer. "This is like my mom makes it," he said. "But less crying." I backed away slowly. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/27/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( apple pie customer mom )

At work today, all the people in my store were talking about Twilight: New Moon. That would be cool, if it weren't for the fact that I work at a high end organic grocery store. Is it really that popular? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/26/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( twilight new moon grocery )

At work today, a new guy sauntered into the massage parlor. "Happy ending please," he said. I told him to give one to himself. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( massage happy ending sauntered )

At work today, I sold camping gear to a middle aged man- a $1000+ package. Then I asked him where he was camping. "My backyard with the kids," he said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( camping gear middle aged )

At work today, I ran a ferris wheel. I'm supposed to warn all the kids not to rock in the ferris wheel cars. However, usually the parents need it more. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ferris wheel rock cars )

At work today, I took tickets on the train. One customer asked what would happen if he didn't have a ticket. I told him I'd throw him off. He grimaced. "I really should have gotten one of those things." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tickets train stowaway )

At work today, I was daydreaming when a customer popped up next to me. He wanted to know the price of milk. I work at a liquor store. The only milk we have is Kahlua. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( milk kahlua daydreaming )

At work today, I had my eyes checked during lunch. They insisted on dilating them. I have a sales job, but instead of looking customers in the eye, I was forced to squint at them. It was tragic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( eyes dilated squinting )
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