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At work today, we were taking some potential clients out to dinner. Usually, we go with steak, but this time we changed it up. Not a good call. It turns out that Stan isn't very good at eating spaghetti. He spilled it all over his shirt. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/25/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( spill steak spaghetti )

At work today, there were about thirty people in line for all the different registers. There weren't near enough cashiers on. After a customer waited a half hour, he got to me in line. "Why do you run your store this way?" he asked. I am a cashier, sir. That's all. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( line waiting half hour )

At work today, my coworker and I got really excited because we found a drive in movie theatre! We went after work and brought tons of candy. Then, this guy shows up outside our window- the creepiest customer at the salon. He wanted candy. We gave it to him so he'd leave. I'm dumbemployed.

by madeleine_york on 11/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drive in movie candy creepy )

At work today, we got a couch in the office. Nice! I was working on my laptop when a customer sat beside me and started eating potato chips. When he left, the entire couch was covered in them. I just brushed them under the cushion. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( couch potato chips mess )

At work today, one of my clients wanted me to change the strategy on our case. I can't go into what it is. But it's stupid. I told him I'm the lawyer. He told me he's the judge. No he's not. He's a hick who got a freak injury. I'm dumbemployed.

by radnafub on 11/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( strategy judge lawyer )

At work today, someone asked if we have any meals without meat. I work at KFC. I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 11/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( kfc meat vegetarian )

At work today, I saw a girl leave her two year old daughter in the car as she came into the store. I walked up to her and told her she needed to bring the girl in. "Oh no," the woman said. "I don't want to cause any trouble." I had to break the girl out myself. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( car daughter locked )

At work today, I was at the grocery introducing some older customers to Indian food. One old man walked over slowly and tapped me on the shoulder. "Don't Indians eat buffalo?" he asked. I didn't have the heart to tell him they didn't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( indian food buffalo old people )

At work today, my coworkers went out for drinks and I got stuck watching the store. While they were gone, I was stuck watching everything. Turns out it was our busiest shift in two weeks. Except I'm a hairdresser and had to turn them away. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drinks alone hairdresser )

At work today, we were administering blood tests in the lobby. It went alright. Then I saw one of the customers eating cookies in the lobby. He didn't give blood. But when I approached him, he did tell me he was hungry. I'm dumbemployed.

by gabigurl on 11/14/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( blood bank cookies donating )

At work today, I was admitting patients to the hospital. Admittedly, we get backed up a lot of the time. But sometimes we get crazies. Here's a tip. If you have a bandaid level cut, you probably don't need the ER. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( patients hospital er )

At work today, a five year old was milling around the porcelain dolls in our store. That's never a good idea. But she didn't break any of them. I did notice a bulge under her dress sleeve though. She was trying to shoplift. We did not press charges. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/09/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( porcelain dolls kids shoplifter )
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