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At work today, a weird fried chicken smell was emanating from the front of the restaurant. We sell organic smoothies, so it didn't make sense. I looked- turns out my boss was secretly hiding Popeye's there and didn't want anybody to find out. I stole his chicken. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/27/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( smoothies fried chicken organic )

At work today, I was enjoying the view- I work on the 40th floor in NY. My boss showed up and stared out at with me. "Sure is beautiful, ain't it," he said. "So beautiful. And yet sometimes I just want to jump out one of these windows and watch it on the way down." Yikes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/25/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( skyscraper view suicide )

At work today, the regional coordinator told us that he was going skydiving over the weekend. He said the g-forces got so intense that he needed a diaper. I've been skydiving. That's not how it works. Uh, awkward. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( regional g-force skydiving )

At work today, we discovered a gun somewhere in the building. Of course, in our building, guns are strictly prohibited for anybody to use. Guess where they found it? Inside my boss's desk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( gun desk hidden )

At work today, my boss was trying to entice us to come over for his housewarming party. Uh, I don't know. He said he'd sweeten the deal by letting us use his hot tub. I had to remind him that it's summer. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hot tub housewarming summer )

At work today, I had grapes for the first time in forever. Hurray! Anyway, my boss walked down by my desk and was very impressed. He asked me to throw one into his mouth. I laughed and obliged. He started choking. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( grapes choking pop )

At work today, I called my boss to ask when and where I could meet him to get my check since it's Friday, I needed the cash, and he was apparently "Working from home." He pauses a moment, then responds "What check?" Um, construction project engineer is NOT a volunteer job, sir. I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 11/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( volunteer check payday )

At work today, my boss told me that there's going to be a Harry Potter theme park. He revealed that he was going to get tickets the first day. I smiled and told him it was cool. Yeah. Cool. He's 37 years old. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/19/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( harry potter old theme park )

At work today, I left something in the microwave about a minute too long because I was on a sales call. When I got to the kitchen, my boss was standing over my plate, glaring. "You don't care about this company," he said. I just closed a 30,000 dollar sale. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sales microwave kitchen )

At work today, I was riding in the elevator and my boss saw the Shampoo I bought. She started making the "Oh" noises like in Herbal Essence commercials. I told her my Shampoo was actually a different brand than the commercials. "What commercials?" she asked. I'm dumbemployed.

by madmax2000 on 11/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( shampoo herbal essence commercials )

At work today, my manager brought in her five year old to work. He may be the cutest human being I've ever met. And I got to watch my boss yell at him all day. She is even worse with him than the employees. I wish it were the other way around. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/14/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( kid cute yelling )

At work today, my boss showed up to work after lunch with an interesting change. She has a Chinese symbol tattooed on her ankle. Since I sit next to her, I got to spend all day watching the skin peel. I don't want to ask what it means. It's not worth it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/14/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tattoo symbol chinese )
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