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At work today, I've been trying to quit smoking. Needless to say, I've been a little jittery. Is it bad that I screamed at my boss to "suck a lemon"? Except with more cursing? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/06/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( smoking quitting yelling )

At work today, my supervisor came into the kitchen to talk about the movie "The Wrestler." His big complaint? "Not violent enough." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/05/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( the wrestler wrestling movie )

At work today, I requested three things: a raise, a week off, and a promotion. My boss game me one of them- a week off. My only vacation days for the year. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/04/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( raise vacation two week )

At work today, my boss and I met a new client at a restaurant. We sat down and my boss talked about marathon running nonstop. Then, of course, we realized that the guy was on crutches. Nice work, chief. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/03/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( crutches running legs )

At work today, my boss had me sit in on a hiring session. Turns out he has an unorthodox technique. It was like waterboarding but without the relief of water. I was silent. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/01/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( water waterboarding interviews )

At work today, I had a ten minute debate with a customer about pricing. He thought our 2.50 drink was a dollar. And apparently the menu didn't convince him otherwise. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/01/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( debate dollar 2.50 )

At work today, I took a call from my wife. After the call my boss was on the phone and motioned me into his office. While I was waiting he said, “Honey, I have to go, I’ll call you back later.” Then he turned to me and reprimanded me for personal phone calls. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/30/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( calls wife phone )

At work today, I was shown mockups for our new office by my boss. Our current space is 3,000 square feet. The new one: 1500. I need to lose some weight, I think. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/29/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( mock ups office small )

At work today, I found out that my old boss was fired from his new job. Is it bad that I clapped my hands in front of the computer? Too bad my new boss is worse. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/29/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( boss fired clapping )

At work today, I begged my boss for a business credit card. He delivered one. The spending limit is $10. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/27/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( business cards spending limit credit card )

At work today, in a meeting, my boss's boss said that nobody in the department could ask for vacation more than 3 months in advance. Later, my boss's boss sent an e-mail to everyone that said she wouldn't be available the week of Christmas because she'd be "out of the office." I'm dumbemployed.

by CorporatePeon on 09/27/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( vacation days vacation christmas )

At work today, my supervisor was complaining about how his wife is "getting half of everything" in the divorce. He's a gas station supervisor. How much "everything" can there really be? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/25/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( divorce supervisor everything )
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