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At work today, our boss told us to call him Nick instead of Nicholas. That'd make sense- except his name is Matthew. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/01/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( name nicknames nick )

At work today, management issued a new dictate: no Pagers on the store floor. No pagers? 1993 called and wants its rule back. I'm dunmbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/30/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pagers 1993 retro )

At work today, I complained to my manager about my schedule. He apologized for 40 minutes (but didn't change anything, of course). I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/29/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( schedule manager apology )

At work today, my supervisor questioned my "qualifications" to create a chili con verde burrito. I'm dumbemployed.

by im_so_inclined on 07/28/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( burritos restaurant qualified )

At work today, my supervisor smelled like fresh onions. I asked him why. Then he told me he had no idea he smelled. Whoops. I'm dumbemployed.

by band_candy1 on 07/27/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( onions smell awkward )

At work today, my boss corrected my grammar on an email. The problem is that his was actually wrong. I can't tell him though. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/25/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( grammar email wrong )

At work today, my boss announced he had a colonoscopy. I asked him why he brought it up. Then I saw him walk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( colonoscopy standing walk )

At work today, my boss quit. Working, that is. He's still a paid employee- he just does nothing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( quit employee paid )

At work today, my boss grilled me on my religion. He wasn't curious- he wanted to find tax credits. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( religion tax credits )

At work today, I took a new picture for my ID. My boss's comment? "Obviously, we didn't have a makeup budget." Thanks. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( makeup picture id )

At work today, I found a heads up penny on the sidewalk. Turns out my boss glued it there to fool suckers like me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/19/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( penny heads up glue )

At work today, my supervisor gave me petty cash for lunch. My allowance? $5. I can get half a meal with that. Maybe. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( petty cash lunch $5 )
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