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At work today, I had the honor of cleaning up the bathroom in our roller rink. I brought a lot of soap. Turns out roller skates make way too many people sick to their stomach. I smell like vomit. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/07/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( bathroom clean roller rink )

At work today, the nervous temp kept hovering over me asking questions. Later, I saw my boss by the bathroom. "By the way," he said, "leave the temp alone." I was dumbfounded. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/04/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( nervous temp hovering )

At work today,I was understandably nervous about a meeting with our division chief. We met over coffee. He spent the entire time talking about his golf game. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/04/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( division chief coffee golf )

At work today, I was going through the file cabinet when my boss yelled at me. I jumped. The file cabinet above my head was open. It'll take three stitches to fix. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/02/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( file cabinets yell head )

At work today, I hoped to create some synergies between myself and the free donuts out front. It was a good plan. But turns out my boss is a better worker than me- he already ate all of them. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/02/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( donuts synergy resources )

At work today, my supervisor called me in for a "friendly discussion." That meant what it usually means- I spent twenty minutes listening to her complain about her kid. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/31/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( discussion twenty minutes kid )

At work today, I smelled a weird paint odor all around the restaurant. I asked my boss- he said it was normal and just part of the job. Not for a breakfast joint, it isn't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/31/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( paint odor breakfast )

At work today, one of my coworkers was docked for a safety violation on the floor. My boss chided him in public. Then, behind his back, said he thought he was badass. The guy had been drinking on the job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/28/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( drinking badass safety violation )

At work today, I drove out to the burbs for my job. It was hell. Long traffic, long lines, and boring. I drove out there because my company is moving there next month. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/28/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( suburb driving moving )

At work today, I was fitting a patient for new contacts and asked them how long they'd worn their current pair. "Four months," she said. They were two week lenses. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( optometrist contacts two week )

At work today, I literally begged for the vending machine guy to add Peanut M&Ms. He said "Miss, please get off your knees." Later, my boss told me if I wanted anything, he'd give it to me if I begged like that. In his private office. I'm dumbemployed.

by elvisp17 on 03/26/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (15) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( peanut m&ms vending begging )

At work today, a senior VP from another business unit got his panties in a bunch over semantics and tried to kill my project. The other senior VP from a rival business unit quickly set him straight. I'm at the center of boardroom drama- and I've never met either of them. I'm dumbemployed.

by dumdum on 03/25/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( drama senior vps )
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