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At work today, my boss claimed to be from the "East Side of LA." We started grilling him on it, because he usually doesn't seem too tough. It turns out he was actually from Orange County. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/03/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( la orange county liars )

At work today, I thought I'd be nice and do a little extra work to be a good worker. My boss started yelling at me immediately. "That's for unionized workers only." Yes, I got in trouble for actually working harder than I should have. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/03/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( extra work unions yelling )

At work today, I realized I'm outnumbered. I'm a boy, and I'm on a marketing team with 80% women. I liked a black font we wanted to use, but they liked a white one. They said I didn't have "taste." Well, at least I wear shoes that let me walk like a human being. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/30/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( outnumbered marketing font )

At work today, I thought I was going to be working independently on a project. I was wrong. As soon as I got started, my boss sat right across from me at the table. "Do you mind?" he asked. If I'd been honest, I would have said yes. But I couldn't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/30/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( independent table mind )

At work today, I brought my own fancy tea packets for the first time. They're these 3-d triangles! And they were expensive- which is probably why my boss had to ask me if he could borrow one. I let him "borrow" it. But it's not like you can ever get that back. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/28/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tea bags 3d )

At work today, I really really really had to go to the bathroom, and we only get a couple of ten minute breaks to do it. I was rushing there when my boss stopped me. Guess who wanted to talk about the copmany's history? I almost burst. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/27/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( bathroom break history )

At work today, we previewed the elf costumes for Christmas. Yes, in July. But anyway, we did it and my boss decided to ask for my opinion. "You know," she said, "you are about the right size for an elf too, aren't you?" I agreed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/25/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( elf costumes small )

At work today, my boss brought her baby in with her. I'd be fine with it if the baby didn't cry so much. And if my boss had taken care of it instead of handing it on to me. My fingers smell like baby vomit now. Peaches. Yum. I'm dumbemployed.

by walterkulanic on 09/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( baby vomit peaches )

At work today, my boss had me and my partner working on the yuppie north side of town. When we came back, he asked if we'd arrested anybody. I told him we hadn't and he told us to work harder. I saw a stroller jaywalk. Does that count as a moving violation? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cops police jaywalking )

At work today, the movie trailer I was watching locked up my computer halfway through. Of course, my boss saw me at that exact moment. He asked me what happened and I told him it was a virus. He believed me. I don't know if I'm happy or ashamed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( trailer movie virus )

At work today, the window had this insanely gross wasp plastered on the outside. My manager decided to go outside and peel it off with his bare hands. Oh, did I mention that the wasp was actually still alive? My boss got stung in the cheek. I'm dumbemployed.

by val6711 on 09/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( wasp bare hands cheek )

At work today, I asked for permission to research some international opportunities for the company. My boss asked me if I knew French. That would be a good question. Except the opportunities were in Asia. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( international opportunities french asia )
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