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At work today, I had the supremely unpleasant realization that I'm broke. Just in case you didn't know, that's a bad thing. To try and recover, I asked my boss for a raise. He asked me why. I told him for the money. He said that was "so coarse." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/07/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( broke unpleasant raise )

At work today, my boss had me google the "facts" that she had fabricated for a presentation. My instructions were to find out if anything was obviously false. Otherwise, it stayed in. I'm dumbemployed.

by papabear on 02/07/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( presentation facts googling )

At work today, my manager asked me to proofread a 1 line email he was sending. 1 line. I found 3 missing periods and 4 grammatical errors. I'm dumbemployed.

by mlevindofske on 02/06/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( proofread sentence periods )

At work today, one of those Rickshaw bikes went past my supervisor and I as we were walking down the street. He flagged it down. "We'll take this to lunch for a laugh," he said. Guess who didn't have any cash on him? It cost me 20 bucks. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/04/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( rickshaw lunch 20 bucks )

At work today, we were invited to my boss's house for a cocktail party. Turns out it's an apartment that must be more than 5,000 square feet. In New York City. I think I need to ask for a raise. I'm dumbemployed.

by schnee_koenigin on 02/03/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cocktail party apartment 5 000 )

At work today, my boss asked if I would go and buy a funny birthday card for his sister. I chose a card that said "On your b-day Sis, don't worry that you're turning into Mom...be grateful you're not turning into Dad!" I gave him the card. Later, I found out my boss's Dad is dead. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/03/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( birthday greeting cards dead )

At work today, I'll admit that my supervisor had the prettiest dress on. It was a floral pattern that made her look really good. "You look so slim in that," I told her. She started crying. "Is that your way of calling me fat?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/31/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( supervisor floral slim )

At work today, my boss said he had a very very important announcement to make. To do it, he naturally stood on top of a chair. My boss doesn't have the best balance. Mid shout, he fell off. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/31/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( fall chair announcement )

At work today, I noticed a couple of teenagers dealing marijuana in back of the mall. I was about to report them when our chief of security went back. He was buying. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/28/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( marijuana mall security guard )

At work today, our chief of HR came back from a long vacation. Ugh. We were forced to look at his pictures of the Swiss Alps. They weren't surprising- he was alone in every one. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/28/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hr vacation alps )

At work today, everyone started to panic about the end of the current quarter. Numbers weren't looking good, and we predicted layoffs would be the result. Finally, I asked my boss. "Quarter?" he asked. "Like in a football game?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/25/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( quarter layoffs football )

At work today, I rearranged the chairs in the office to try and spice things up. Later, I caught my boss setting them back, so I asked him why he was doing it. He said that he felt an imbalance in the force. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/25/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( chairs office the force )
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