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At work today, I came in early to help my boss move a bunch of boxes/file cabinets off the clock. As a thank you, she took me out to lunch. When the bill arrived, she pulled the "Oh my, where's my wallet?" routine. So I'm out $50 and 2 hours of my time. I'm dumbemployed.

by papabear on 06/09/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( moving file cabinets bill )

At work today, I had to appraise some books for resale. I priced them and handed the information to my boss. He looked at me and laughed. "This is junk!" he shouted and threw a book on the floor. Later, we found out it was worth $200- like I said it was. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/08/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( appraisal books worthless )

At work today, I watched the longest movie trailer available on Apple.com. Naturally, I rewatched it. Later that day, my boss talked to me about productivity. Not about the trailer though. He said that I was working too hard and making my coworkers look bad. I''m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/06/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( trailer productivity working too hard )

At work today, the wife of my boss called in asking where he was. I knew, of course. He was at lunch with his mistress. I told the wife that he was in a meeting. Then she proceeded to call me a liar and an idiot for not having the specifics. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/05/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( wife mistress cheating )

At work today, I had a fight. My boss kept clearing all the customers off the portable keyboards we sell. Lame. So I told him he was wrong. He said he needed them clean so he could practice his own music later. My boss is as fat as Elton John, but not as good. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/04/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( keyboards boss elton john )

At work today, the third strike happened. I'm out. My immediate supervisor, who is pregnant, told me I couldn't understand her struggle. The problem? I had a baby a few months ago. It wasn't that she didn't care. It was that she'd already forgotten. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/02/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pregnant baby forgotten )

At work today, the director of our show was even more prissy than normal. At one point he asked me to "emote more loudly." I spoke up. That's when he asked if I could "quieten my voice." I got a dictionary. "Quieten" is not a word. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/01/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( prissy emote quieten )

At work today, I finally got my new car! It's cherry red and nice. So I showed it off to everybody at work. My supervisor walked over and saw it. He nodded and said that, for a person with my pay, it was surprisingly nice. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/31/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( car cherry red my pay )

At work today, I went into the office gym at the same time as my boss. I ran on the treadmill behind him. Every few minutes, he looked back at me. After a while, I realized that he was trying to get me to go back to work. I kept running. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/29/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( treadmill running gym )

At work today, my boss called me to tell me from now on I had to be in the office at 8 AM because a new project engineer was going to move into our office. I don't know why it would matter, since it's now noon and my boss hasn't shown up yet. I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 05/29/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( early project engineer late )

At work today, I figured I was due a break and strolled outside to just take in some fresh air. Ah, fresh air, how I missed thee. When I came back in, my boss was waiting for me. I tried to explain I'd been gone five minutes- but he assigned me an extra hour's worth of work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/28/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( break fresh air five minutes )

At work today, the state director held a monthly meeting at my office. Halfway through, he started talking about how he keeps on seeing 3 green lights in the sky at night. After 5 minutes of UFO talk, he went right back to PR without realizing the entire room was laughing at him. I'm dumbemployed.

by papabear on 05/28/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( ufos laughing awkward )
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