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At work today, I started my job as a organist at a small church. Now I'm realizing the biggest problem- how can I complain about my job when my boss is a pastor? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/01/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( organist church pastor )

At work today, I felt like a declassified secret agent. Why? My boss released me to talk to the press. Of course, I work at a Burger King, so I don't know what that even means. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/30/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( secret agent declassifed press )

At work today, my immediate superior asked me to voluntarily transfer to our Vancouver office from Toronto. If I don't "volunteer," I get laid off. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/28/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( transfer volunteer voluntary layoff )

At work today, I brought my boss in donuts. Then I checked my email, where he announced to the whole office his new gluten free diet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/27/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( donuts gluten free diet )

At work today, my boss was stationed in the cubicle next to me due to a moving situation. I thought he was sighing loudly. Turns out he was snoring. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/26/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cubicle snoring sighing )

At work today, I got on the elevator at the same time as my boss. I started making small talk, but then realized his eyes were shut- he was asleep. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/25/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( bosses elevator asleep )

At work today, I was asked to submit a form for reimbursement for my recent health checkup. My boss asked for it nicely. Probably because it was a 28 page form. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/23/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( form reimbursement checkup )

At work today, I showed up about ten minutes late par usual. This time, my boss was waiting at my desk. He wasn't mad that I was late, though. He was mad that I hadn't brought him a cup of coffee too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/22/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( late coffee mad )

At work today, I learned my calling in life. My boss told everyone in the office that "Josh is a sales master." My calling is to go to law school- my boss didn't know my name is John. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( calling names josh )

At work today, my boss told a twenty minute story about how he was pickpocketed. Then he found his wallet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( piockpocket wallet money )

At work today, I prayed our new boss would be better than the old one. His first decree? All the men have to wear ties. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( boss decree ties )

At work today, I was working on a car for a rich guy. He told me to fix the automatic transition. That's the first problem- it's a manual. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( car manual transmission automatic transmission )
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