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Weird Shift

At work today, something kept leaking on my mousepad. I went upstairs to investigate. The person on that floor said the floor above was leaking. I went another floor up. On that floor, they had a slip and slide set up, right down the hall. No one was using it, but it was wet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( slip slide leaking )

At work today, I was tapping my foot against the wall of my cubicle for a while. After a minute or two, I felt a tapping back. We were making a pretty awesome beat for about twenty straight minutes. It was like a DJ set. We still haven't spoken, of course. I'm dumbemployed.

by sosanno_jotas on 03/26/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cubicle tapping beat )

At work today, I spent the day commenting on the internet, par usual. Well, I got confused when I saw a commenter whose name was a lot like my boss's. I think I was having a conversation with him through the comments! Fortunately, my name online was "DopeHound7." He'll never know. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( internet online commenting )

At work today, I got a haircut during my lunch break. Only afterward did I realize that I had a problem. For the rest of the day, I was wiping itchy hairs off of my back. I think that my manager thinks I have a lice problem. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/23/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( lunch haircut lice )

At work today, we had lunch catered by a local company. We thought it would be a cool, special treat for everybody. It was certainly special. For some reason, our boss picked a cupcake place to cater lunch. No meat, bread, or drinks. Just cupcakes. My stomach hurts now. I'm dumbemployed.

by jetpackjotto on 03/23/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( caterer lunch cupcakes )

At work today, I packed up my desk. The last day at the job. I'm quitting to start my own business. The unusual thing is that I probably had more introductions when I left than when I started working here. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( packing leaving introductions )

At work today, our most reliable worker called in to say that he was sick. Apparently, he's claiming to have swine flu. I wouldn't believe him. But half my staff is out because of it too. I guess I'm next. I'm dumbemployed.

by ines_in_canada on 03/20/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( reliable swine flu staff )

At work today, I was traveling from San Francisco to LA on a train, for a meeting. I don't mind those commutes. But I occasionally mind the seat mates. This time, I spend a few hours listening to a man named "Kale" tell me about his first wife. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/18/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( san francisco los angeles kale )

At work today, I realized that it was my and my girlfriends' anniversary. I was speaking to a maitre d trying to get a reservation on my work phone. I heard a beep. The receptionist told me I had another call. And that she hoped I got a table. She heard the whole thing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/18/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( receptionist reservation call )

At work today, I was a little hesitant about leaving early, but everyone insisted that it was totally fine. I cut out ten minutes early. Thirty minutes after that, I received a text message. Apparently, my supervisor thought that I had suddenly quit. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/16/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( leaving quit supervisor )

At work today, I kept getting interrupted at my desk by the daughter of one of our employees. She was asking me all these questions that five year olds shouldn't be asking. Like about stock options. I think that she was being used as a spy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/15/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( daughter spy stock options )

At work today, this really posh looking guy came into our free clinic. We didn't know what he was doing there. He had pink eye. Turns out he was too embarrassed to show his regular doctor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/13/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( free clinic pink eye posh )
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