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You'll be moving to Buffalo, NY to work for a boss who takes Tuesday through Friday off. It's not an eco-friendly job, either.

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At work today, my ankle rolled as I was stocking a pallet of bandages. Oh the sweet, sweet irony. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/12 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pallet bandages ankle )

At work today, I gave a tour of our jelly bean factory. Three of the people were over 300 pounds. They'd been here once this week already. I'm dumbemployed.

by quiet_cloister on 05/18/12 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( jelly bean pounds week )

At work today, I went out to the parking lot to find my tires slashed. My boss showed up next to me- and laughed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/12 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tires slashed laughing )

At work today, I updated my Facebook status from work. A second later, my boss replied to it that I shouldn't be on Facebook. Then how did he see it? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/12 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( facebook status see )

At work today, there were three things we had to clean up. The floors, the ceiling, and the walls. Guess how long that took? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/12 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( clean floors walls )
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