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At work today, I was reorganizing my cubicle when my cubicle neighbor peered over. He asked me, very politely, to stop reorganizing my cubicle. I asked him why. He said he was trying to take a nap and didn't want to be disturbed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/22/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cubicles nap coworkers are crizazy )

At work today, I got to leave a few minutes early. I snuck out but ended up stuck behind a red car. At first I didn't recognize it, but then I saw the silhouette of a crew cut on a fat man. I was tailgating my boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/22/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( leaving red car silhouette )

At work today, we were looking through old advertisements sent to us by various companies. We found a few big tobacco classes. My favorite? A doctor bragging how Lucky Strikes helped out "the T Zone." 50's doctors are hilarious. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( advertising tobacco cigarette )

At work today, I learned I've been scheduled for my birthday. I think my manager considers it to be a birthday present for me. I didn't ask him to change it- it's tough to get him to change a schedule for a funeral. I'm dumbemployed.

by team_salvatore on 03/21/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( birthday present schedule )

At work today, I began researching every city our company could start a new office in. The list was pretty short since we can't go anywhere cold (we sell pools). Anyway, I finally got to Miami. My boss said it was no good because people are already used to the heat there. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( researching miami heat )
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