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by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I got a little carried away with the free candy up front. I admit it. But I thought that I concealed myself well enough until about 2PM. Then my boss stopped me in the hall and asked me to open my mouth. "Now tell me," she said, "why is your tongue so blue?" I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( candy tongue blue )
by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, something kept leaking on my mousepad. I went upstairs to investigate. The person on that floor said the floor above was leaking. I went another floor up. On that floor, they had a slip and slide set up, right down the hall. No one was using it, but it was wet. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( slip slide leaking )
by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I was running the credit card machine. Not too well, apparently. I doublecharged somebody for about $500. Nice work, me. I spent the next hour on the phone with the credit card company explaining that my customer hadn't just bought 2 dishwashers. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( dishwashers credit card doublecharge )
by packardgoose on 03/27/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, I was tasked with counting the tip jar to distribute among everybody. There certainly wasn't a lot of money inside. But one customer had apparently decided to unload their change jar in ours. I counted 937 pennies. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( pennies tip jar change )
by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I took out a couple of clients to lunch. We're supposed to do it to butter them up and impress them a little with the nature of our company. Unfortunately, budget cuts recently have made that a little harder. Somehow, Denny's doesn't make the best impression. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( lunch dennys budget )