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At work today, I was making subs par usual. Well, I had one guy come up and just stare at me. "You're pretty," he said. "Can I get you anything, sir?" He just kept staring. I made him a pastrami in hopes he'd have a heart attack. He accepted and paid for it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sandwiches creep pastrami )

At work today, I concluded an experiment with this coffee shop customer that has a crush on me. Every day, I switch whether I say “I’ll give you room for cream,” or “No room for cream?” No matter what I say, he agrees with me every time. I’ll have to offer him ketchup next time. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( coffee shop cream ketchup )

At work today, my boss brought along Oreos. The first problem? No milk. The second problem? He likes to smile a lot. I stared at his crumb filled teeth the entire day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( oreos teeth smiling )

At work today, I decided to play hookey. I skipped a lunch meeting and took a long walk around the lake. When I got back, the office was empty. Weird. I stayed until 6 and got a text from a coworker. Apparently, at the lunch meeting, our boss had given us the day off. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( playing hookey meeting text )

At work today, I was sorting through shirts donated to our resale store. My boss came up to me with a frown. "Hey, this shirt is too damaged to sell. The sleeve is too short." Of course, his own shirt had two spaghetti stains, a missing button, and no collar. I'm dumbemployed.

by im_willow2004 on 02/18/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( shirts stains rips )
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