At work today, we celebrated the third anniversary of the restaurant's opening. It's admittedly a pretty impressive thing. Guess how we celebrated? We left five minutes early. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I showed up with a new haircut. Most of the people complimented me on it very politely, saying it made me look young, etc. But more than one didn't recognize who I was. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I had to transfer callers to our replacements in India. Then, I got another honor. I got to fix the issue when India transferred them back. I feel so useful. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I dragged aluminum cans out of the trash and into the recycling. My hands are covered in soda now and are super sticky. I'll do it all again tomorrow, of course. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I helped myself to some of the pastries in our waiting room. My coworker Denise saw me and scowled. "Those are for customers," she scolded. We didn't have a customer the entire day. I'm dumbemployed.