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At work today, we were looking through old advertisements sent to us by various companies. We found a few big tobacco classes. My favorite? A doctor bragging how Lucky Strikes helped out "the T Zone." 50's doctors are hilarious. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( advertising tobacco cigarette )

At work today, I learned I've been scheduled for my birthday. I think my manager considers it to be a birthday present for me. I didn't ask him to change it- it's tough to get him to change a schedule for a funeral. I'm dumbemployed.

by team_salvatore on 03/21/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( birthday present schedule )

At work today, I began researching every city our company could start a new office in. The list was pretty short since we can't go anywhere cold (we sell pools). Anyway, I finally got to Miami. My boss said it was no good because people are already used to the heat there. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( researching miami heat )

At work today,  I spent about twenty minutes talking to a prospective customer. That would have been fine, but he had something bright red stuck in between his teeth. It was like a car wreck- I couldn't look away! Anyway, he didn't end up buying anything. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/21/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sales teeth awkward )

At work today, I began to worry that my boss knows about my bad habit of reading Perez Hilton at work (the bleached hair does it for me!). All day he kept asking me for the latest gossip. Later I realized he didn't know about Perez- he'd just heard I slept with Rick in Sales. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/20/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( perez hilton gossip indiscretions )
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