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At work today, I started reading our new guidelines to sales, written by my supervisor. Point #1? "Do a good job." This should be quite a read. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/20/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( guidelines sales good )

At work today, I felt a little queasy. Only later did we learn that a gas leak had infiltrated the building. And to think I was called a "whiner." I'm dumbemployed.

by hahahaaaaaa on 01/20/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( gas leak queasy building )

At work today, I got stuck reentering data that I've already done four times. Why does a system "upgrade" always set you back? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/20/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( data database upgrade )

At work today, I got gum stuck in my hair. People recommended peanut butter, vinegar, shampoo, and even glue. These are my colleagues. I just cut the gum out. I'm dumbmeployed.

by anonymous on 01/20/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gum stuck hair )

At work today, a customer requested a refund on his TV. The reason? "It's not big enough." Couldn't he tell that when he bought it? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/19/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( refund tv bought )
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